₦airaland Forum

papparatzzi2013:
Well done Kemi, for seeing this laudable initiative through.

Your haters enemies and distractors cannot shy away from your achievement.

1. Implementation of BVN - curbed corruption

2. Implementation of TSA - curbed looting

3. Setting up of Efficiency Unit for Govt -- block loopholes for looting and wastage.

4. Halted and reversed the negative growth in Nigeria economy

5. Navigated Nigeria out of recession.

6. Overseeing the take of Development Bank of Nigeria.

What will the lying Pastor Reno Omokirikiri say to all these now?

explain number 4 and 5 with facts plz

Mayor78:
This oyinbo people I dont know what to make of them. Imagine this one delivering a factory made measure to make roofing caracas. All dimensions are taken, sketched and cut exactly to nearest measured millimetre. Na waa, I am just wondering if our carpenters and engineers here can give us similar services without stories 'Oga the wood wey you buy no reach',
Oga no be my fault we be say the length no reach, na as the engine de cut am be that!
Oga na small problem now we go come amend am but you go put small money!
Oga we no get light since last month the work never ready!
Oga we no dey oyinbo land I never see person wey do roofing caracas for workshop-ooh!
Oga you wan turn us to winch, how you wan make we measure your roof and doam for another place.

Our people will come with ndless limiting excuses as they look for ways to dealt with you? I wonder oooo!!!

This is how roof wood are built no hammer on site lol

Blonchilli:
The decision was a very unpopular one

which o ne? Brexit?

Blonchilli:
Don't mind dullard Nigerians joor! We will never learn from others mistake but end up making thesame mistake. I personally think this could be a wrong decision. The UK might end up regretting it and getting back to the EU might become difficult by then

Bro that might not be the case cos it's these dame group of people who voted to get I to Europe in 1975 that voted us out of the EU last year . Look at the value of the £today . We where thinking it's going to die . Already thier volume of export has gone up since January this year . Of you check you might want to ask how the swizz survive up till now . When Romania and Bulgaria joined the EU that was the final nail on the box. If you check the stock exchange mkt today for the 250 it's flat no movement .

Truth234:
Oga, its never about population but security and jobs. I won't respond again.

And security and Jobs has nothing to do with population ? ?
Some people's reasoning sha

papparatzzi2013:
What is actually sustaining this country?

We are now complaining hospitals are bad, roads are bad, schools are bad - when Ghosts and looters have connived to eat up our commonwealth.

Na wa oo

And we all cry politicians steal . Are these politicians as well ?
We are our ow enemies .

Truth234:
The British want to eat their cake and still have, seeking free access to a 500 million consumer market, yet they don't want to be governed by their rules. Bully!

What are you talking about . Have you seen what the citezens of these country do in the UK ? Do you think brevity was about market ?
It's all about population burden on the NHS . School places . U can imagine not being able 2 get a school place for your kids and you only live 3 streets away .

kYjelly2:
Ali must mandate officials to go from house to house to check for "GENERATOR IMPORT DUTY".

We can't afford to lose such valuable income, as some of these gens may have been smuggled

Members of the public must be sensitized on the need to open their gates for custom officials and present them with their original custom papers for each generator set they possess.

While at it, customs may then proceed to check all other imported items in your abode for any illegality. Do be patient with them, as they wpuld need to perform a thorough check on things like your light bulbs, fixtures, toasters, microwave, aircondioners, video games, television sets, clothing, jewelry...

Smuggling is a very serious issue in Nigeria and the consumer is to be blamed.

Ahahaha valid point . I hope with this the general public will see the redicul in the new directive by that Ali .

NubiLove:
Nope... he is likely to be wrong... because it is likely that the pounds is going to weaken against the dollar.

It has since gain against the dollar this year .

NubiLove:
One currency trader has predicted that the Naira would weaken against the dollar just because of brexit --- I am waiting for his prediction to be wrong again.

He could be correct cos if the pounds gains against the dollar then YEAH

Truth234:
What are you trying to say?

We have nothing to offer

mmb:
Whoever that moved this topic to front-page should be penalised.

This is Britain's and Europe Affair.

Well it might intrested you to know NL came to be cos of Nigerians from UK and US in the quest for travel and auto import .

Truth234:
Come in here, let us discuss how Brexit will impact Nigerian economy or how Nigeria as a nation can capitalise on British desperation to form a strong trade alliance as the nation looks to avert an economic downturn and Nigeria looks to recover from one.

The only thing we ha e am is Oil . They got that next?

electricfencers:
Solar energy can be used to power the fence

In 9ja bah?

stephenduru:
more

So photo 2 here the people fear to carry placards abi lol

kingreign:
Reply, go thru my Abuja car repair thread. You'd see it I have been using it for a while. I will do. Though, it got bad, I've fixed it and its back in use.

Great stuff . I'm not dissing you ohh or on a smear campaign as someone mentioned here . If for anything I'm actually promoting your page and you for one can see I ain't said anything out of place . .
When U heading says scanning you should have included fix..In the society where I live there is nothing like auto diagnostic stand alone . U diagnose amd you fix . If that's what you are doing then xclelent .
That assumption that I have things cheaper that nahhh lie ohhh .
On a serious note why do t yoy get the key coders they are now like £400 . And they are diagnostic too

Kashif:
You will not understand what I am saying until you use a professional scanner. Show me any scanner in that your DIY league that can graph or scope. Any that can record a movie? The link above is for an anonymous "scanner". Funny.

With all you know, if you take your car to a dealership and they pull any of those toys, will you allow them work on it?

I want to assume we are talking about the Nigeria context . Plz tell is howmany Mechanic can afford a 1 million naira diagnostic scanner ? ?

kingreign:
You copied links where toys are being advertised and you're comparing them with my service.
You well so?

For your info I'm bringing a genuine licences Delphi DS150e plus adapters and an autel MD801 for the purpose of my programme in Calabar and Uyo.

Go figure the price of a genuine licenced Delphi, its user level and capability so you can stop ranting like a rabied dog.

I don't need to I know .

kingreign:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/DELPHI-DS150-CAR-DIAGNOSTIC-TOOL-ORIGINAL-ONE-YEAR-ON-LINE-UPDATE-Exchange-deal-/162418896783?nav=SEARCH
Go find out how much it cost to own one unit.

I know howmuch it is sold .
The question is.Is that what you are using ? ?

Tinyemeka:
Oga, do you have any circumstancial evidence to show how Forex approved by CBN to be utilized for the stated invisibles would be diverted to BDC dealers? Can you please explain how they plan to do that?

Please visit your nearest bank branch and enquire on the requirements and process flow of Form A applications and approvals. I find it libelous and extremely aggravating when a comment as yours is made in such banket manner. Please explain how a Form A invisible can be diverted to a BDC operator account? I'm curious. Leme learn.

Has this not been the Norm??

afangsoup:
Hope those 4k scanners can scan ABS, SRS airbags, BCM, TCM, reprogramme TPMS and do a whole lot of reprogramming of other individual functions in a car before you mislead folks cos of your hare speech.

STOP there,look here
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/U281-Backlit-2-line-LCD-OBD-2-Scanner-Fault-Code-Reader-AirBag-ABS-Reset-Tool-/181783211166?hash=item2a531fac9e:g:01wAAOSw3ydViZIf
As you can see, this is approx N4k, it does all you listed above, I have used this B4,
I will repeat, Scanners do not fix car people do.But it would be nice if car owners know a wee bit about the car they drive so no one can take them for a ride.

Kashif:
No scanner is even sold for 50k. You mistake a code-reader for scanners. Ever heard about live data and movies?

Only speak of what you know,
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Wireless-Bluetooth-2-1-ELM327-OBD2-OBDII-Diagnostic-Scanner-Tool-Adapter-/201862120731?hash=item2effeb851b:g:7RgAAOSwB-1Y0ddS
£ =450, do the maths plz

bravolad:
This comment seems like a typical 'Kazeem' advise. It's one thing to own a diagnostic scanner and a different game to carry out actual diagnosis and the interpretation of the DTC codes thereafter. So many car owners have diagnostic equipment yet they visit mechanic workshops.

The response does appear as a smear campaign. It's an offer & you are not obliged to patronise him, so don't discourage others.

U have the internet but fail to read and do your research, cos if you bothered to do that you would have realized I aint no kazeem,smear? how? I live in LONDON 4 God sake where on earth did that come from? SMEAR aha,, if U say I was running a SMEAR campaign on GAZUZZ then I will say
On a serious note.all answers to your so called DTC codes are free of charge on the internet.

GAZZUZZ:
I hope the car owner knows what to do when he gets a camshaft correlation code?

That nah another matter U put 4 ground so,Me n U know the scores.Holding a scanners does not guarantee repairs.
Nobody is above learning.

Kashif:
No scanner is even sold for 50k. You mistake a code-reader for scanners. Ever heard about live data and movies?

CHl I have a thread here on all about OBD11 B4 anyone on here posted on this topic, plz read fru, Heard of OBD111??

honmusa:
Bros u still have a lot to learn and understand about diagnosis.
There are scanner of 4k and scanner of 1M ,and apart from that hundreds of other dedicated diagnostics kits for different purposes apart from the skillset and mental power to analyse .So u can not fix price for what a diagnostician set for his business .
In due time his work will speak for his fee.

Bro U supose know me on here, we aint strangers,nah Lie?

obataokenwa:
Nigeria is in a deep mess if this witch hunting continue. Soon nobody will import anything again. What's wrong with the rice. They just want to frustrate everyone in this country. Why won't people wish their president death. It's now very clear and obvious the dullard at the helm don't know what's going on in this country anymore. Few people truly has hijacked this country.

Are we allowed to import rice and call them weat?

SweetJoystick:
Oath is useless, a native doctor should be brought in next time

ufumes:
Pls can someone shed more light on invisibles? Does it include money for importing raw materials for the industry?

Services I guess .

Fourwinds:
it is down....we know how d $100 million offered by d CBN laid waste last week...only $81 million were taken by d Banks

This is hear say . Where I come from seeing is believing . .I don't trust these guys up there . The guys who control BDC are king makers . They won't give up thier way of life just like that.
PS . hope you know the idea of our ATM cards not being used abroad was vomittted by the Banks not the CBN . Question mark is why don't they reverse that ban . Since they claim they have forex in excess . Spot the tricks ? ?

Fourwinds:
now dat d dollar is down., I will wait to reply u in fews.....classic example of wickedness in Nigeria

How do you know it's truly down when you are sat here and hasn't made any forex purchase . Go to the banks and buy . Let us see howmuch they sell or if it's realy available at the said price . The you will know them thieves are toiling with the libest of 250m people . They don't givee a craaaaap