₦airaland Forum

kingreign:
Hello folks,

Naturally I don't do this, but in a bid to offer assistance to our Nairaland brothers and sisters in Uyo and Calabar, ive decided to run a 50% subsidized scan/diagnosis on German cars (my normal fee is usually NGN10,000 Non negotiable), and for Japanese cars 25% off (my normal scan fee is usually NGN5,000 non negotiable).

The Scan/diagbosis date starts on 26th March-1st April, 2017 (excluding 31st).

Note: I'd not go to peoples houses to scan. We meet at a neutral location within Uyo and/or Calabar respectively.

For those who are interested, you can hit me up on 07024581213 (Calls and whatsapp only please).


Happy motoring

decatalyst:
Arrghhhh!

I can't imagine the germs under dah hair


She is just lazy and broke to do a new hair

SO you think they dont wash it, ahah funny you lot.

ceometromedia:
The Economic and Financial Commission, EFCC, on Wednesday, 22nd March, 2017 secured another conviction in the ongoing N8bn Currency Mutilation Scam before Justice Joyce Abdul Malik of the Federal High Court, Ibadan, Oyo State.

In her ruling, the judge convicted and sentenced the duo of Toogun Kayode Philip and Afolabi Esther Olunike, former staff of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and Wema bank respectively to eighteen years imprisonment on three counts to run concurrently.

The convicts who were the 4th and 5th defendants amongst other former bankers standing trial in the ongoing CBN N8bn currency mutilation scam opted for a plea bargain hence, they were convicted accordingly. While Toogun, a former staff of the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN bagged a three-year jail term on counts 15, 17 and 19 respectively to run concurrently with effect from January 1st, 2016 , Afolabi got three years on counts 16, 18 and 19 respectively to also run concurrently with effect from January 1st , 2016.
The court also ordered that Toogun forfeits to the Federal Government a 3 bedroom apartment situated at Oganla area, off Omi Adio Apata Ibadan, Oyo State, the entire sum in his Access bank and First bank accounts with all the accrued interest as at the date of the conviction.

Afolabi forfeits a 5 bedroom duplex situated at No.8 Fatoke Street, Molete area of Ibadan, a borehole machine/rig, a filing station- Oba Oil Gas Limited located at Liberty Academy area of Ibadan, Oyo State. She shall also forfeit the entire sum in her accounts with First bank, Zenith bank and Guaranty Trust bank respectively.
The convicts alongside other former bankers were arraigned on a 19-count charge bordering on conspiracy, conversion, forgery, and money laundering.

One of the count reads: That you Toogun Kayode Philip and Afolabi Esther Olunike between 2010 and 2012 in Ibadan, within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court did conspire with Kolawole Babalola, Kehinde Fadokun and Olakunle Sijuwade to convert the sum of N115,000,000.00 (One Hundred and Fifteen Million Naira) which sum was illegally derived from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to wit: by inducing the Central Bank of Nigeria to deliver the said sum to First City Monument Bank Plc as against the actual sum of N58, 331, 900 (Fifty Eight Million, Three Hundred and Thirty One Thousand, Nine Hundred Naira) and you thereby committed an offence contrary to section 17(a) of the Money Laundering (Prohibition) Act. 2004 and punishable under section 14 (1) (a) of the same Act.

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/03/n8bn-mutilated-currency-scam-two.html

And we think the only thieves are politician . Eheh E just start everyone dey vex

jtwest:
do u know the amount of yams the big men see due to importation of products of cure oil, they will never want an adequate and sustainable local production of PMS, dis is naija

And that's the Gospel truth
Now

SR paid the wrong wistle blower . They where scammed . They would have to prove thier source in court .

iukpe:
Well, i guess for now the trend has to be discouraged else no one will register for the small scale "Legal" refineries when it begins. Those who will want to do this legally will become slaves to the illegal morons who are into all sorts of other illegalities like oil theft, arms deals, etc. So the Illegal refining has to be squashed.
However there are many illegal businesses going on in Nigeria along side duly registered ones
1. Beer palours
2. Hotels
3. Cloths (people who sell cloths on the street corners, round-about and pavements at night outsmart the genuine boutiques who would stock average stuff affordable to most people.
4. Restaurants
5. Transportation
etc

Same was said about legalising weed in the US . What say ye now.

Drabeey:
good development..


i also have an advice


why not train all this guys,establish them and let them produce in small scale.... isnt that better than wasting scarce resources?


it will also bring income to the govt as they will pay TAX



drabeey was HERE

They wont see it that way .wait they will soon last el U ipob

2mission:
You are asking the custom cg to dress in line with his field and you were not properly dressed in nysc uniform yourself the Same service to your fatherland, change begins with you

U guys seize to amaze me.was he asked to wear his uniform ? I only pit on my kaki when I was doing anything official . Or show off .

gbegemaster:
Didn't NYSC give certificate in 1999?

No they issue NEPA bills

Ochucko:
oldest cars are always get many issues coz its has been work on with many different mechanics,so you won't even know where to start..

Engines and Machines are not humans or complex beyond learning, by your statement, how do you k now you are doing the right thing? cos you would just be amongst the hundreds of persons who might work on a particular engine CARS, they all follow same principle.You should be able to redo waht has be done wrongly, but anyway, thats your mode of operation and good luck to you.

Ochucko:
Sorry we don't work on old models cars, you can ask ur mechanic, to check ur gear transmission, and the fuel system..

Seriously .In Autos there is nothing like Old model,the Older cars are meant to be easy to work on cos they need less diagnostic. guy you fall your hand.

allrightsir:
it's often difficult getting m*rons to see the stupidity in their reasoning so I wont even bother with you. The rest who haven't got their brains buried in their own excrement understand indicators of economic activity. Some people go to school, just to regurgitate at exams and come out useless members of society because they cant think!

When people get made redundant by thier comments they fro thier dummies outta the pram . All that trash you just vomited upstairs bears no sense of reasoning or direction . U need factory reset.Smh. Shyte 4 brains.

neocortex:
You mean the power that be in Europe are the one controlling ISIS ?
If you are very current, you will understand that this attack is an
encouragement for UK to leave EU fast.

Una don start

Two people are now dead from the bridge attack and one person has been pulled out of the Thames alive too thank God

Guys I don't think this has anything to do with Brexit least we forget the UK issued a ban on certain hand laugages ie laptop and some phones not to be carried in cabin from 6 countries today Turkey ,Saudi and Egypt inclussive . That was this morning .

tuscani:
Happening now, gun fire in UK Parliament. Details not yet available

Nite the way they said police sealed off nit the Army . If nah 9ja we know who will B there

allrightsir:
educated and enlightened people know that ships do not move around empty and so increasing no of ships carrying goods is a sign of improving economics activity.

So basically ships bringing imported goods to Nigeria is a sign of economic growth right ? In your own economic mindset you think say U make sense abi?

hydroking23:
Thank God you have biafra to turn to.

Another shyte for brains.so once I'm not from the North I'm Biafra right ? You need Geography in your life .

hydroking23:
Kudos to NIMASA. Gone are the days where militants and persons of questionable character are placed in charge of strategic government agencies. Things are looking up.

Reasoning like this makes me.give up on Nigeria

SuperS1Panther:
This is another confirmation that the economy is looking north again.

Just watch how the children of hatred will dispute the report once again, without giving any contrary verifiable statistical fact.

Ask yourself if the increase of ships means import or export . If import is your answer give yourself three slaps

dumo1:
Have you been able to fix it back to its original position?

h nah I took it off myself it's behind the slam bar which is bent . I need to change that then it's going back in . I will be careful not to let any tube pull out now I know it got to do with air.

bereiweris:
6" hollow & some 6"solid tnx

Well if you wanna mould get in with it b4 the rains.buy waterproof to cover the fresh moulded block in case it rains b4 it gets dry . I did same in PH . But if you ha e a trusted supplier then you can buy already made . Saves you packing and arranging fees .

bereiweris:
pls House i need ur help planning on moulding blocks during 2nd week of may bt people are advising me not to cause of the rains in port harcourt bt i reali want to mould den so i dont gulp up the little money ve saved. please how do i go about moulding during this said period. ur advice wud b very much appreciated. Tnx

What's the size you moulding ?

olumz1:
They are in pristine condition, sometimes it's costlier to dispose off during renovation work so they give them away free.

Oh ok I see you mean used doors .

LeJeun3:


Distribution of air to suspension (front and back)

There is another one which is a the center control valve, supplies the corner valves!

Thanks.I only saw that as my bumper came off as due to impact .

LeJeun3:
Corner valve block.....

Ok cool, whats its function?

LeJeun3:


That's no excuse, you can always check your oil level from the Instruments Cluster, the manual dipstick doesn't have any advantage...

I know, but these guys are way too dull or lazy to check this way
In other news what's this called ? It's from my RRAS

LeJeun3:


I find it hard to understand why someone will drive his car for 4years without servicing it!?

I need help here....


Its a 2013 Range Rover HSE!!!!!

well you know there are no deep stick on these cars, so people do not see the need

bereiweris:
ogas in the house jst saw this can someone pls confirm if its true

Home » NIGERIAN NEWS » Dangote Cement Announces N300 Reduction In Cement Price

I hope its true oh, plz men on ground confirm

mavverick:
yeh, hide from view.
if u got a hip roof, then its almost impossible to hide from view, but the beauty with nija is that no regulations on how roof needs to look like, so u can design in such a way that maybe have a roof gully that dips, there u put your panels. You know nija, before u know am now people go describe ur house as that house wey get black thing for roof, and those kind of descriptions stick with thieves.

Black thing for roof, ahah dont worry we can invest in that *Take broom sweep my compound *

mavverick:
You read my mind, i see them a lot for sale and if one has a eye for a bargain, not too expensive. IF I can compliment this with Nepa, and also have something that will also be charging my solar battery when NEPA is working (if such exists), then that would be the ideal situation. I am also considering that solar panel for my house, but only if it can be hidden from view.

Well if you have these panels you do not need NEPA to charge your batteries,
and how are you going to hide them when they need light to work? or you mean from view?

mavverick:
Thank you Bros for this.
How about as you said on top of a carport for all the panels, then have a room next to security house to store gadgets or does it have to be in the main house, i was thinking it should be close to the panels.

Also can this solution work if one is not around to charge/drain the battery all the time, so lets assume 8 weeks use in one year. I have a feeling when batteries are not used, they degrade. I could be wrong here. If i also have a large panel say covering 200sqm, does that mean i can generate more energy ?

I saw this just now.I'm planning to have these .
There are 12 panels on the roof of this building.