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After doing all that, you still remain a BROKE nigga.

Get Money and all these things will come as by-product

money121:
Getting the girl of your dreams does not necessarily have to depend on how much you have in your bank account. A girl who truly loves you and desire to be with you will be charmed, not by cash, but by some other great things you can offer.
Let us take a look at some of the things that can help you land the girl without putting yourself in debt.

1. Look the part: The first thing that would draw a girl’s eye to you is the way you look. You do not have to break the bank to look good, clean and well kept-together. If she sees how well you look, and she finds it appealing, then that is one step closer to getting her attention, and hopefully, her heart.

2. Dazzle with your personality: When all you’ve got is your personality, make sure you make it count. Do not be afraid to show off what you are made of. If you are funny, brilliant, or talented in other areas, let her experience this. Show her that she can have a good time with you and have a lot of other reasons to respect you without you having to resort to buying her expensive gifts.

3. Be inventive: When you do not have money to distract her, you can actually focus on inventive ways to spend time with her. The whole point of winning her heart is to make her love being with you, it does not matter where you are or how much you spend.
No doubt, having the big bucks is an easier way to get her interested, and not having this to your advantage could make things a little challenging. But, get creative, work for her attention, she will see your effort and reward them.

4. Make her feel special: Everyone loves to feel special, and that includes women. So, to make her keep thinking about you, let her know how beautiful and special you find out. Make her feel like the only girl in the world and let her have nothing but positive feelings when she is around you or talking to you.

5. Get to know her: Another way to her heart is to make sure you take your time to get to know your lady. No information is too small or too useless. Know what makes her thick and what drives her. Be her best friend and confidante. Let her share her successes with you and come to you when things are not so good.

6. Avoid insecurity: It is easy, when you are not so affluent, to focus on the things you do not have and some men often take it to another level by taking it out on the girl. Do not keep bringing up the fact that you are still struggling, do not let her see any sign of insecurity or jealousy.

- http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/08/how-broke-guy-can-get-girl.html

Dangote get Fleet Manager and employees o. Unbelievable how this was allowed to leave the depot.

All these Chinese Sinopec truck wey don de lose tyres one axle at a time..

Y'all be safe out there.. Its a difficult and very risky thing to drive in Nigeria even if you're driving defensively

It might be tempting but, don't do it.. Girls plenty for outside..

You will lose levels in your office. Why is your boss acting like a CUCKOLD?

Make she enjoy the moment na..

It's best i don't argue with you #Pointless

A weak attempt to be sarcastic and to be a troll... gerrarahere mehn...

I'm too happy this minute to get to an e-fight with someone who i don't know as regards something that's my opinion. Let it end end here okay.

mukhcech:
Your recording wont be complete without the Intimacy session. since it a very interesting part of how it all began. Mtchew.......if you don't know when, how to use a camera. Go on a cliff, jump and record your fall. it is better than the mess u want to put ur wife in.

I won't be surprised if another one of them posts a billboard in his constituency showing him receiving a famous handshake from Ban Ki Moon.

I will try as much as i can to be there... We will both as a couple talk about it because i have the intention of recording the video and showing it to my future kids how their lives all began...

Life is precious with very many moments and this one should be one of the best of them. Bringing in a child into the world

The only take away from this thread is

- You're still in the bottom money wise
- You are bragging on top cloth wey no be designer brand
- Seeking approval for your dressing (It shows you are in lack of self esteem)
- Negativity is the easiest response/thing you'd receive in the online community.

This is what's called LAST MINUTE RESISTANCE by girls. It gives you that guilt feeling if you fall into this situation and it's kind of an innate bullshit mechanism girls exhibit just at the point of having sex

Solution - When next you find yourself in a similar situation, be reassuring in your response that she'd be fine and enjoy the experience OR just get up from the bed/floor or wherever position you were and zip your pants and don't say a word to her and act as if noting happened (You'd get blue balls but its fine)

Google the bolded and verify what i posted. Cheers

PUA

Yongi99:
Okay since this thread is growing fast, let me share my own "similar" experience.
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So I met this girl at a seminar, we exchanged contacts. And we got talking, I mean like she is always telling me "good morning", "hi", "what are you doing now?" "am bored", she virtually starts our chat everyday. Within a week we are talking about sex. I asked her when last she had sex, she told me without hesitation, and she did asked me too.

Then the next question she asked me was "what will you do to me if i spend a night with you?". That one hit me hard. Now i had to think hard before answering, because it's a double-side thing. Well, I told her i will do "beautiful things" to her. She just "lol".

Now, the next day she is at home and says i should come keep her company. That she is bored. On my way there, she kept asking bout my current location, she kept prompting me that I should be fast oh, or else she will sleep off. I mean like she wanted to see me immediately.

I got there, we watched a movie, on the bed, together. Afterwards she says she wants to sleep. That i can continue watching the movie. My mind wasn't even in the movie.

So consciously or unconsciously my hands started drifting. I put a hand on her butt and was caressing. I didn't get any resistance from her. So i moved to the upper, and started touching her b00bs. She had told me earlier that touching her b00bs turns her on the most. She wasn't wearing a bra. And she wasn't "asleep", she was very aware of what was going on.

She told me to stop...mildly. I continued. And start sucking on her bOObs, for about 7 minutes. Then all of a sudden she got up. She didn't say a word, but her face said many words.

She was upset or angry. This got me thinking really hard, we have talked alot. Why are you now behaving funny? Or why did you allow me go as far as sucking when you didnt want it? She said she was angry cos i touched her.

The next couple of days after the incident. We were radio silent. No chats or call.

Did i do something wrong?
Did i fail a "test"?

They definitely look happy. Wish em all the best in their association/relationship

"Elegant stallion" could be referred to as a figure of speech.

Ni Oluelegba dem know my story...

Frankly speaking 60k for a Masters Degree holder is low.

I wish you all the best in your career. God help you

Jacseyi:
It is about 5 years I completed my NYSC here in Lagos and since then I have been so uncomfortable with my life. I studied Physics & Electronics and Master’s degree from State and Federal institutions. I have been teaching Physics, Mathematics, Further Maths, and Chemistry from private home teaching to private schools to sustain myself since 2012. It has never being easy but as a Christian I keep my hope in God. I have spent a lot of money on attending conferences, travelling, tests, interviews, and scholarship applications for Ph.D abroad.

Now, I am to resume work in an engineering firm as a Technical/Product sales engineer with a car next month. Same day, a school offers to employ me as further maths subject teacher with a self-contained accommodation. The confusion now is that the school offers 80k/month while the sales job is 60k/month plus commission on each sale. My highest pay so far per month is 32k.

Dear Moderator, I'll be grateful if my post is on the front page.

I will appreciate your contributions. Thanks a lot.

Na wa.. He try sha

Still waiting for the guy wey go put AIRBAG for Keke

But technically speaking this seatbelt might not help much in any case of impact accident (no doors for impact protection and reduction of impact forces, structural framing members are quite slender and will easily fail/crumple upon impact, etc .. I'll give him credit for trying

The list is lacking mainly because it doesn't feature productivity apps...

I don't need those video players you listed neither do i need Opera. Chrome does a good job for me (data compression is okay)

Well, Samsung got me covered in many aspects so i can live without those apps...

Kini August meeting?

How frequent do you get location updates from the device. Is that something you can preset?

Pls tell. I have no idea right now

They should be banned during traffic rush hours (mornings and evenings).. Our Freeways and Arterial roads should be made wider (more lanes) to accommodate traffic. Nigeria has a high number of vehicles

Chei.. Lekwa SCAM. Apple wey go dey boot Linux

cc Seun

Person go wear casual cloth. Una go say na stun.

This forum sha get as e be.

Oya OP wetin be the designer name?

Me sef I be stunner o

#JesusWept

May God forgive us all

600 men paid minimum of 5000 Naira per session is equal to 3 Million Naira annually.

How can she be broke. She said her school fees is N20,000 and House rent is N100,000.

How much clothes and stuff would she spend N2.88 Million Naira on?



How does one even begin estimating depreciation on the kpekus sef?

Her body count is staggering

Dear poster,

At least confirm to us all if the secretary was worth the shag. She fine?

Who knows?.. they could still be having their sessions in other locations now that the office is now compromised. If he's a cool boss, just have a quick word with him on the subject.


Its strange how many people are saying the poster will lose his job. Y'all don't work in his office so its impossible to say .
Boss/Secretary relationships are usually opportunistic in nature (one party takes advantage of the other)

OP take am easy. Another wrong and unverified post on NL

Highly commendable

Who took the photo? Was there any help on ground to assist the lady and catch the baby?

Person wey get cap nor get head

Guys please look up the definition of AEROPLANE, AIRPLANE, AIRCRAFT.

What's the use of an airplane without the wings? ... If this contraption can be called creativity then, we do have a big problem in our hands as young Nigerians.

In case you all do not know.. There is a current project (SOLAR IMPULSE - http://www.solarimpulse.com/) where TWO men have flown thousands of miles across the world in an actual SOLAR POWERED AIRCRAFT. They're currently in Hawaii performing maintenance on their flying machine which developed some battery problems.

This is the kind of thing that should be celebrated not this piece of SHIT (sorry not sorry).

That's how one Kenya man almost got himself killed while trying to fly his own mumu flying contraption which i call "shitcraft".

Go on Youtube and watch videos on how these things work. Lets not kid ourselves, the information we need are all within reach thanks to the Internet.

You were forced. How? Did she threaten you? Why does she want to be your friend so bad that she left her office to come to your desk and challenge you?

You didn't say what social media. There are lots of them.

LinkedIn is the popular social media amongst work colleagues.

Relating with your boss is not a bad thing in the ideal sense of the word but it usually works against the employee as the boss might take advantage if things get ugly between you both to spill out private information.

charleff512:
I work in a parastatal and going by the organizational structure I have a lot of superiors.

When it comes to social media, I believe I have a right to who I should choose and relate with as friends.

But there's this top officer that came to challenge me in my unit that I refuse to accept her friend request.

I was forced to do so. My question is, is it ideal to relate with one's boss on the social media?

LMAO at the bolded

Nigga de lounge for Washington...

iyatrustee:
who are they protesting against?

No be USA oshobaba dey?

Isn't that supposed to be a Federal Road?

You made sense until the bolded where I have to disagree with you oga. School session is not and cannot be related to the recent unfortunate event.

How are the lecturers involved in what happened?

Certifiedboss:
Im sorry to say but we nigerian road users r not usually careful when driving . What will it take a driver to reduce his speed at least till he passes through the skl completely . We Don obey speed limits . Those student should lock down the school and any lecturer that dare enter the classroom should be beaten

A speed break will actually cause an accident for motorists. I agree with @ifebazz

Reason -> Obstacle Perception/reaction time varies widely from driver to driver. Even so, the roadworthiness of many vehicles plying Nigerian highways are questionable.

A pedestrian bridge is easy and more safe. A steel bridge (light-weight compared to reinforced concrete) can be prefabricated and erected to position with minimal disruption to current road traffic

Cheers

butanep:
Speed break result to accident? please you have to explain...

If you read my post very well, you will understand better. I said it is not normal to place speed breaks on trunk A roads. It is very unusual... but for the case at that Ugbowo road, it should be a temporary measure before the construction of flyover.

Flyover is not what is constructed over night. It might take the government up to two years to construct a flyover because government works are always slow. So before flyover is constructed, speed breaks can serve as a temporary measure to cushion the high speed of motorist. If they decide to wait for the government to construct a flyover, someone might fall a victim before them.

On a normal circumstances, there should be either traffic men or road safety or police men at the front of any school or church or big malls located along the express road to help control traffics but since our government has place a ban on that, speed breaker become very necessary when there is no flyover.