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If Dem born una well,make una come out
Falz and his co-brainless followers

Flexherbal:
He could be holding a fake certificate.

A+ Last as long as you like with raw natural herbs:

Please I would like to order for your drugs.my location is Lagos.
How much is the 21 satchets

We do not.care
Just don't make it look like it was a mistake,na that one I fit to swear for you

I laugh.
The guy carry hand press record
Carry hand open Snapchat app
Carry hand press upload
U come dey tell me say na mistake
I fit swear for u tiwa

U're free to fvck all the male family both nuclear and extended family,as long as say u be EX.
no be u get the TOTO ni?

So much as marrying a virgin

People living with stroke are going through a lot emotionally and need all the love and care.its just like the way God has said that he created man from a weak discharge,then gave him strength,then later he becomes weak again.we all will grow old one day and become very weak,depending on what he has destined for us-old age,sickness,etc.
it is one of the most highest tribulations if a parent grows old in ur care,worst off if it is the two of them.
Don't ever try it cus u will only live to regret it

SportsHD:
Religion is damaging your mentality. The dad has been in that state for 12 years now. I'm sure no one would want that for himself. Not being able to talk or do anything yourself.

Drop all emotional sentiments here, think logically. Imagine the peace of mind he and the mom would have, coupled with the amount they'll save not going back and forth to the hospital.

If it were my family member, lord knows he would have been in the ground by now.
It's better for him to be at peace in heaven than to be suffering here In life.

Would u have begged for that if the reverse was the case.

I dey really vex right now.i don't know what the hell is wrong with this telecommunication companies that derive joy in dubiously ripping off unsuspecting customers.one really needs to shine his eyes when dealing with this people.i credited my line throughy phone and wanted to use part of it to subscribe to a data plan and the rest for phone calls.normally,a notification would pop up to ask if I wanted to autorenew or one off,I picked one off and another one popped up and I still thought it was the same thing so I picked one off again.i wanted to send a message on my phone but it wasn't going so I checked my balance to find out there is no money there again.i had to go through my messages only to find out that this bastard MTN unsuspectingly forwarded another message requesting I subscribe to Instagram on autorenew or one off,and I picked one off,thinking it was the day bundle I wanted to subscribe to.i called their customer care and the girl dey tell me say she go forward complaints.i just dey boil.
MTN,e no better for all of una.if not say government wey no good,all these company people are suppose to be behind bars.

Na beg we beg.
Make una burn unasef in pieces,I no care o

The idiot said authoritatively that at least 9 people were killed.
De no dey censor nairaland.ure allowed to wail and wail till they kingdom come

That's y Dem ban Twitter
We never ever see anything good to portray about ourselves.am very very sure that's an Arabic school but the mid Sha wan cause nonsense comments about the north.
Whether we like am or not,na till 2023 Dem go rule nigeria.no be say me sef happy as country be,but make we just dey pray say make 2023 reach quick make Dem pack comot.its much better that way than breaking up

DavidNative:
Need Advice Pls

Good Day, everyone, am having a serious challenge in my marriage, been married for a year and was no Premarital sex, since I need to promise her am a faithful guy and based on religion ground….

But honestly even in the marriage, it has been one sided, she said my private part is to big and I stay too long, I do every for her, love her, care for her, help her in kitchen, setup a home business/career for her to save her the stress of going out. I give her head, sometimes I suck and engage in pre-intimacy for long , but many times, since we had gotten married, I am the only active person, sometimes for a month no sex, am getting frustrated, I need advice.
Everytime i try to discuss it, she say i should try to understand that she is nott the sex type. Am tearing apart on my inside. What can i do pls

The two of u should have sat down to discuss all these things before saying 'i do'.
Little things that u both ignored now has become a big problem.

Honestly,I no wan hear anything wey I've got to say o

Abeg make una leave ama o
Im dey try to rehearse im drug peddling performance for the next blockbuster Bollywood movie.

tunize:
Wahala pikin wen nor trust mama

If im Fi d out say im be bastard,shebi im go come her come tell us

I no dey too waste time if I don know say u be fraudster.i go shaperly weigh kongo of curse in top ur head.
That's one of the reasons why I don't like auplyi g bvn numbers online or on any app.i wan do this bamboo app and other investment app stuff but as e reach bvn,I just sharperly japa.

tunize:
True shall the guy just want make ppl insult e mom.
But still the question was way too disrespectful

He brought it upon himself.
If to say me sef no hold myself,I for insult im mama

Barrister026:
My dad called me on the phone 2 days ago asking if I be coming home for the holiday, which is unlikely of him, because I just left home not quite long and he hardly call. (I school within our state, studying law)..... while we were on the call he mentioned about the Dr appointment. (We normally do routine check-up every 2 months )

Throwing the question to me if I even know my blood group. (I replied, no)
At FIRST I thought it's just a normal question.

Am 21yrs old, eldest among 3 siblings and I think my dad has something planned out, he's an Internet freak even more than I, he's actively online on twitter, facebook, and seeing all the uproars about DNA test here and there on Nairaland, I think he's going to ask me to come to the hospital with him disguising it as me Knowing my blood group (for a DNA test.)

The thing here is am scared, because all my life I have seen people saying never to trust a woman (I love my mom, but still am scared)

What if it's a DNA test (which I strongly believe it is)
What if it's turns out complicated
Would he still accept me? Or abandon me to myself.
So many thoughts running through my head, they are reasons for that.

He's black, I am fair (though my mum says I took his father complexion)


Pls help me...am thinking to stay back in school or go home This evening.
Am confused.

Ure the most stupid individual I have ever seen in my life.ur lust and greed for front page has made u throw ur senses to the bin by dragging personal sensitive issues like this on nairaland knowing full well u can not control the comments here.so how would u feel if people starts to make snide comments about ur mum?
If not that I am trying to be civil I would have made very very rude comments about ur mum

tunize:
Are u okay? You should give some respect to the mom why acting like a child

Guy,he is perfectly ok.
The op is very stupid to have brought something like this on nairaland.he should be bear any comments made on his mum.
Question to ask,2oukd u bring this kind of sensitive topic on nairaland knowing full well u can't control the comments u receive

Op,u're very very stupid for bringing this particular topic on nairaland.
It's shows how low people can go to have topics here on front page,even by dragging family matters that seem personal.
Would u be happy to read a demeaning comment made about ur mother here on nairaland?
Op.ure mad once again

I come in peace

Well,it was his time to die,cus I just dey reason say there are some things that seem avoidable.u know as country be u wan dey do cycling for 5a.m in the morning.

I want u to sex me

Hello nairalanders
Please I would like to know the relevance of the national examination council NECO.
I was told back then that NECO certificates is only limited to Nigerian universities and one can not present it if you wish to travel abroad for overseas masters degree programs.
Please is this still true or the rules have changed.
Please if u have ever presented ur NECO exams for overseas degree or masters program,ur input is needed here
Please I need your comments below

Yobabad:
Since Bola Tinubu is heel and heathy what is he still doing in London, is as if drugs did alot of damage in his body when he was in Chicago USA

Go and learn the English language so it won't continue to damage ur brain.heel ko,sole ni

Fahdiga:
IPOB should not bite more than it can chew. My niece has been crying since today for missing her exam. This is getting out of hand

Oga calm down,na f9 parallel she still dey go so.na that one go show ur true solidarity with ur fellow ipobs

bukatyne:
What exactly is Pero's fault in the breakdown of Tuface and Annie's marriage?

Pero doesn't want to let go of tuface and always using the excuse of his kids to see him under the same roof.
Annie came out to say tuface and pero slept together under the same house with the pretest that he wanted to be with his kids which isn't proper for a married man.
Come-on,tuface is too big not to have a place to stay when he travels to the US,where his kids can come to see him anytime he is around.
Shey as sumbo marry now,tuface go say im wan see im kids go dey sleep for sumbo house?

bukatyne:
Tuface is now a baby that we have to beg Pero to marry so that he doesn't go back to her laps.

I thought they said a fool at forty is a fool forever?

Oga Innocent is already 46 years.

Na she we go beg make she marry.
Na overseas she dey wey she fit get men wey go marry am asap,even get toy boys wey go dey shine her congi anytime she wants.its here in Nigeria she no fit to get cus if the culture and all.
I blame her for all theses shenanigans cus sumbo also gave birth to tuface's kids without giving us this kain headache

Lazenby007:
Woman born three pinkin for you and you still dey call am baby mama.....hmmmm.

Wetin im for call am?
Three babies mama

Nonsense post.
We are talking about u attempting to break a happy home, ure here talking about wig and filter

I am wondering how the igbis would vote if the odp presents a northerner in 2023.