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Ksslib:
Am i the only person who on the first read saw "park all your belongings" before reading it again only to notice the blunder "park your all belongings"?..... Funny how the brain works..


But if on the first read you didnt notice the blunder, "park",i no get wetin to tell you..
On another note, i don try try but i still no fit see the two canceled words.. .. Make person help a brother abeg. Curiousity wan kee me..

That you could read it at first doesn't make your brain sharp but dull. See, I had to go back after seeing your comment because I missed it and it's not my fault but my brain has auto correct.

pillan:
The hardest part about the phucking business is minding your own!!

The hardest thing about the phucking world is having sense!

So we should leave wrong things without correcting? I'm sure you are a lesbian or a gay.

The NIv is not false. The verses that the thread which claims is false quoted actually exists. It is written below the scripture pages as the not so clear pictures below shows.

Matthew: 17-21

Matthew: 18-11


They may have been threatened into publishing the satanic bible or just did it for the money. The NIV is seen as the scholar's bible because they believe mistakes were made by the translators of King James' times.

Your phone bibles are not concise, use a hardcopy NIV.

Christaddicted ishilove.

MrPristine:
Weah96 is just being a troll here, he is not a muslim. He is an atheist.

That person is confused cause he or she claimed to be female. Confused fellow, says a lot about atheism.

UnknownT:
Op, so which sharp striker is available for him to buy? Don't tell me Benzema or Higiuan oh

Everybody knows jackson martinez is the man for him but he let him slip. Grizmann is there even william inyaki is built for premier league. Charlie austin is sharp enough.

TheGoodJoe:
Back to Back FA Cup wins and you call him senile. SMH.

Cech is one of the best in the world. That is a great buy and Cech will walk into the starting line up. That makes the buy important.

Back to back FA and no champs league? It seems like you didn't read. We are not saying cech is not good, we are simply asking why buy him? Tottenham needs a keeper they are chasing one, man-u is too, chelsea is looking for a replacement, arsenal needs a striker he bought a keeper and he is not senile?

The person above me is a thief. Ha ha! Stole my thread's ftc!

Lmao!!!! Am crying!!

This old man keeps making money but making mistakes. Maybe the Arsenal Board is unsuspecting of the fact this man maybe SENILE. His financial tactics may not have left him though but maybe his football tactics have.

His actions in recent times maybe an eye opener that we are waving aside.
His actions are listed below:


1. When he signed Ozil, the footballing world knew that all he needed to win that season was a top notch striker in the January transfer window. A striker who will not only wake the dead Giroud but finish up Ozil's killer passes. But guess what the senile wenger said; 'we do not need anybody'.
And Arsenal went on to throw away the 11 matches streak and concede approximately 16 goals in 3 matches.


2. 2014/15 season. Arsenal finished 3rd and managed to put on quite a show with their new boy Sanchez. A handy few has tipped Arsenal for the title next season. They have the quality now and quite a number of stars.
Once again, the whole world knows Giroud needs a challenger to wake up. Welbeck challenged him and see how much he's improved. Football tiphus as soccer fanatics are called in italy, also know that Welbeck cannot cut it! He is a good integer but Arsenal still needs their own defense scaring striker who Giroud will be a protege to. Every big team has a scary striker.

Guess what ARSENilE Wenger did..........He bought Cech! He has sceszney(nsots*) who is working on his redemption; Ospina who is one of the best keepers anywhere in the world, Rodriguez(not sure if I'm correct) an upcoming keeper who has a future; And this old senile dullard bought petr Cech?! What for?! Will he strike? Does he want to lose Ospina?


With these points I hope I have been able to prove that Arsene Wenger is undoubtedly Senile. You can show me anything I seem not to understand though.

Cc: mukina2 lalasticlala

histemple:
Sorry, I was thinking it's a brand of football boot used by chelsea main players but someone just told me that Mikel is defined as the worst Nigerian player to ever wear jersey no.10

Yes a useless duib that hasn't scored 20 goals for a club for more than 6 seasons.

Please! Like that one has a career. He should continue mastuurbating his inferiority complex on the bench where he obviously belongs. He has a UCL title and an europa too even if he was more like an eighty minuter in all matches.

Even when he plays he is dull thing that can't move the ball forward. Even loftus cheek moves the ball toward the goal post. Mikel just passes it why won't playing time PASS him.

Weah96:
Is bloodshed a bad thing? Why is the crucifixion glorified in your book as a good thing?

Did you investigate your own religion, with its mixture of retracted and anonymous books?

Allah is the only God there is.

You really want us to do this? Okay. Am rusty now on my anti-islam but I should still remember a few things...

Crucifixion was the death of Jesus as a ransom for our sins how is that a bloodshed in the darkness you are describing... Moreover it was Jesus the most important person in christianity dying and surrendering to his persecutors as a sign of peace. What did mr holy bro muhammed do? Dude islam is like a chinko version of christianity so please swerve abeg.

Weah96:
Yes, Christianity is the equivalent of atheism to me because they don't believe in the one and only God Allah and his prophet Mohammed. The God of the prophet Mohammed is the only God there is. The others are all fake. So you're the atheist. Tell me why you don't believe in God? Why did you turn your back on the true message delivered through the prophet Mohammed?

Johnydon22 I thought you said this one is an atheist...


So I will believe one man who was so much of an holy prophet that he shed blood and foccked more pussies than john legend. One man that woke up one day and invented a business called islam.

Oh I'm past this islam arguing level. If anybody believes muha he is just plain dull....

VictoriaBee:
Though i am indifferent about gays, this reply is actually dumb as well as north pole and south pole analogy.
What about in viscosity?

Oil and Oil mix.
Water and Water mix.
Kerosine and kerosine mix.

Oil and Water can't mix.
Water and Kerosine can't mix.
Kerosine and oil can't mix.
Does that mean heterosexual is wrong and homosexual is right?
Such a doltish analogy.

showing your stupidity eh? Well, all the examples you gave are liquid so you can tuck the new words you learnt in your eye sockets.

A car has systems just like man. It has a part for taking things in at its lower part like a punanny and the nozzle is sort of like the dick. But it also has a part for getting rid of unwanted substances like the arse!

Water oil and kerosine have parts?! Can you now see you are dull. And water is made up of hydrogen and oxygen two opposite elements on the periodic table. Kerosine of carbon and hydrogen---two further different elements on the periodic table.

Water and juice mix how about that?


And 11 dumb people liked that?

VictoriaBee:
Though i am indifferent about gays, this reply is actually dumb as well as north pole and south pole analogy.
What about in viscosity?

Oil and Oil mix.
Water and Water mix.
Kerosine and kerosine mix.

Oil and Water can't mix.
Water and Kerosine can't mix.
Kerosine and oil can't mix.
Does that mean heterosexual is wrong and homosexual is right?
Such a doltish analogy.

showing your stupidity eh? Well, all the examples you gave are liquid so you can tuck the new words you learnt in your eye sockets.

A car has systems just like man. It has a part for taking things in at its lower part like a punanny and the nozzle is sort of like the dick. But it also has a part for getting rid of unwanted substances like the arse!

Water oil and kerosine have parts?! Can you now see you are dull. And water is made up of hydrogen and oxygen two opposite elements on the periodic table. Kerosine of carbon and hydrogen---two further different elements on the periodic table.

Water and juice mix how about that?

Palmwinetapper:
Thong

Palmwine this is unhealthy. You are too obsessed.

Hmm christians. These are the ones fake pastors dupe.

Weah96:
You would admit to being a sinner yourself. You don't believe in the Almighty God of the prophet Mohammed, the only God there is. You are therefore an atheist, because Allah is the only God there is.

So you are a muslim? So you are just trying to counter christianity in the guise of an atheist?

Weah96:
Who is not a sinner? Who is not an atheist?

If I dropped my pin would you pin me?

Weah96:
If i can't find his modern relatives after 2000 years, what good is his ancestry from 6000 years going to do me?

To tell you the truth, I couldn't care either way, it's of no consequence. Am I supposed to be impressed that someone named Jesus may have walked the earth, just like I'm doing right now? I'm only concerned about the claims? I've seen human beings before, I even know at least 3 Jesuses.

What was the pain that made you a sinner? Or better still an atheist.

dalaman:
Neither the scientists nor the ignorant deluded fools that wrote the bible know the real truth about how life came about. Both are just guessing. I am ok with I don't know unlike you that have been indoctrinated into believing the writings of fools who thought the earth was in existence before the sun was created. You remain an slowpoke cretin.

. You are Just plain stuuuupid. Well, the bible is not a single book. It is a compilation of books. That have archaeological dates. It is not a book at all but a manuscript compiled into a book.

Dullard, give your reason for why the sun can't exist before the earth.

So because some nameless and unknown people were told to tell lies that they received healing at a christian gathering in other to enrich some foolish, lying and deceitful pastor means I should believe the lies? You remain an imbecilic cretin. Didn't you bible recommend prayers for those that are sick? Why are the hospitals filled with christians including pastors? Is there any evidence to show that those that pray to your foolish imaginary God for healing get healed faster than people of other religions or those that have no religion at all? I am senseless.

So I was paid to get well too? Dummy. And you know she was paid how? I'll get you her name so you'll look into it though I doubt you can ever get up and find outt cause your miserable life is lost in foolery.

The Daura President is alive and heading your country you dimwit. I remember when your pastors gathered themselves praying to your dead Jesus to help GEJ win the elections but Allah prevailed over your dead Jesus. You are a fool. I have quoted me tell your imaginary God to come and arrest me you idiotic pig.

no pastor who is sane prayed for his success. They only prayed for peace to reign and lots supported Jonathan because he was a christian but asked for God's will to be done. And mumu Allah is arabic for God. When will your brain grow?

vooks:
There was an inquest onto the building collapse. The report will be out on 8th and TB Joshua knows he is culpable for not only flouting the law but also cutting corners with substandard building which cost the deaths.

Yesterday he missed service as well. He is hiding in South America somewhere where there are no extradition arrangements.

As for his charlatan streak.
Who doesn't know that he edits videos to match events?

Also add his sex scandals with teenagers when he started.

Weah96:
I exist, so my great whatever must have also existed by virtue of common sense. Where are the descendants of Jesus? Where are his family members today?

Duh, he never had a child. It was two thousand years ago when they didn't use surnames so don't ask me about his brothers descendants.

But you can find his genealogy I mean Jesus in matthew 1 and find his ancestors.

So why is hard to believe Jesus existed?

Weah96:
Widow's might. Either we should pay tithes by divine order or we shouldn't. The fictional Jesus once watched a poor widow put her last money in the temple box. He allowed her to do it.

Wait Jesus is fictional because you didn't see a selfie of him uh? I guess your great grand parents great great great great grand parents are fictional because you have no selfie of them.

dalaman:
I never mentioned anything about believing that I evolved from apes you myth believing pig. I do not believe in that. those that believe in it are actually better than you that believe you descended from a Jew that that was created from dust by some weirdo god idea that was living in darkness and sudenly realized he needed light and yelled let there be light. You believe in these childish stories, stick it up you stinking anussss

'And the earth was void and without form and darkness was upon the face of the deep and God said, let there be light'. THis sounds like your bullshittttt that I quoted? Ani you are dull and this is probably the last I'll text you'll get from me. I deal with brilliant atheists like johnydon22 not mumu poverty pushed into atheism mindless chickens likee your royal stuupidity. Nitwit, what then do you believe in? You don't believe in science's theory of how man came into existence? So how did man come? you are just living, you have no purpose.

Actually it is christians that believe in God because of their sad lot in life, every day your pastors preach and tell you lies about how this imaginary entity will better your lives if only you give him money, your God is so incompetent and needy that he needs humans to give him money, yet fools like you still believe he is all powerful, he can't do anything for himself, he is so needy that he needs people to offer things unto him, animals, humans, money and what not. There is nothing like answered prayers to diseased hemorrhoid.Your God answers no prayers that is why you have to do everything others do to get what you want, even at that you still fail at it.

ah swar you are a dullard. What do you even know? Go and tell that to an over 60 years old woman who delivered twins after doctors told her she had no chance of child birth again. She gave the testimony after praying in camp. Tell that again to me who was jaundiced and weak for 3 months at birth that the only viable passage for blood was my head. And oh mumu I got healed after prayers to God. See if you have never received answers don't think everybody is unfortunate like the failure of a lineage that has a virus-infested and diseased
bread crumb of a human like you in its annals.[/quote]

You worship the image of a white man and still call others foolish, well done. Tell your White Jesus to go suck some cock.

Ignoramus, get your facts right, Jesus was born in a white man's land by people from the white race so you are such a cretin and a slow fooool that you don't know white people birth white people.

Sorry why didn't you address the fact that your lineage doesn't exist because you don't have pictures of them. Your grand parents(I guess you saw them and your parents have probably told you abt them if you didn't) fell from the sky eh? Daura President mtchww...

No quote me again abeg you can dull a newly sharpened chain saw.

dalaman:
Brahma and Vishnu created the world and created you, why aren't you worshiping and bowing down to them?



All Gods and religions are man made ideas that is why there are many different religions and many different Gods. Men created all the Gods and the religious systems. Fact. Your own idea of God was created by the ancient Jews, Romans and Greeks, others have their own God ideas invented by the Arabs, Indians, Chinese, Africans etc.



You God isn't my maker, FU[i]C[/i]K JESUS, FU[i]C[/i]K YOU and FU[i]C[/i]K JEHOVAH. There is nothing such a foolish and barbaric man mad idea can do to me because it is non existent. You getting angry because I reject your God tells the reality of it all, which is your God exist only in your brains and imaginations. Tell Yahweh to go suck your cock. You myth believing monkey.




Jesus remains a dead fool, you myth believing toad. The bible is a lying mythical book and that remains the fact. Who the hell is peter and Paul? Tell those lying gay goats to go get pussy and stop fantasizing about them busting your stinking asshole you imbecilic wankerrr.

Well done keep em coming. After all you and your lineage evolved from apes. Science and logic is not mythical and man-made eh? I pity you... I don't. You chose your way, what do I care. Calvinism will work here for you so pray you are on the right side of it. Great people that were atheists of the higher white race have realised their errors so why should I care about a black monkey atheist who became an atheist due to poverty and impatience of waiting for answers to prayers you silly ignorant wimp of a bastard.

I guess Your great great great grand parents are mythical and doesn't exist because you don't have a picture of them like you have of scientists uh? FoooooooL!

dalaman:
You claim God exist, you provide absolutely no evidence for this God and still tell me to disprove your claims? Pls provide evidence to show that the Hindu Gods Brahma and Vishnu do not exist.





Which moral behavior? I am only stating the fact.

Christianity saved your ancestors from worshipping these gods and this is what it gets. Who said brahma and vishu doesn't exist?

I call you deluded because you believe the God idea you have been indoctrinated with alone is the one that is real while the ones others have been indoctrinated with is false. That is why I call you deluded.

And you have not been indoctrinated? The funny thing about atheism is that as you claim christianity is an idea by the white men to enslave us, Atheism was also created by a white man! So you are still nothing you monkey from the african race. You are still at the end of the food chain.

Even people like the beatles and anton lavey and aleicster crowley who had every audacity to refuse God didn't and you, a nobody who wants to appear brillant and smart in a race of dull people(the entire black race) would dare to blaspheme your maker? Smh!


Jesus! Is evidence enough biaaatch! And read the bible dumb shii! Paul, Peter are enough. Go read what the bible has to say about you and your other scoffers!

malvisguy212:
No man can never find peace in religion, only with God. God invented Man and Man invented religion.
God created Man for the express purpose of mutual relationship with him, but gave Man the power of choice and free will. Man chose to break that
relationship and has been trying to find
his own way by inventing religions and
cults of all kinds in an effort to replace
that void left by lack of relationship with
his Creator.
But relationship with God cannot be
found through religion. In fact, religion is the biggest roadblock to seeking a
relationship with God. Religion is simply
Man trying to reach out to God by doing
something that he thinks will please God.
“If I can do enough, say enough, pray
enough, give enough, sacrifice enough
perhaps God will show me favor”. Every
religion is based upon this “WORKS
theology”. Neither ceremony, liturgy,
creeds, sacraments nor money have ever brought one soul into a reconciled
relationship to God.

Christianity is a relationship with God which you cannot get through religions.

Are you one of the wise-men that visited Jesus?! Cause you are wise!

MrPristine:
Stop peddling all these lies, Christians are not meant to pay tithe in the first instance. Church tithing was arrived at by twisting scripture meant for the Jews

Christians are not meant to pay tithes but they should obey the 10 commandments of the old testaments? But they can read the story of david and joseph and psalm 23?

Who is a falsity betwixt us both.