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its getting to February 14
I plan to take the day off and sleep as a i day old baby would

Ishilove: You heard WRONG.

It is the abuse of the said pills that cause side effects on a woman's body, most notably the disruption of her monthly cycle.

But why would the queenbee be so cruel the 'morning after'
after ensuring that her cookie broke the honeybee into half the 'night before'


not fair

Ishilove: We thank the gods for 'morning after'

Ever heard that pills somethimes have fattening or distorting effects on ladies
due to some play on the female hormone?

Cuddlemii: Lolz, don't get ahead of yourself!

Ok, ok,... i don calm down
my disciplinarian queen-cess

Ishilove: But its true na. Take you for example; my cookie will break you in half

ever heard of how honey bees mate their queen
the queen's cokies literarily breaks them into half, and they die
but that is after giving the queen belle

Cuddlemii: No I haven't

Where is your childhood? Should we be searching for it?

Yes ooo
I want you and I to search for it together
we'll search in secret places my precious (in the voice of the hobbit)

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Ishi, when are you gonna write something on the Lola story??


Easy tiger. You nor see Ishi dey here?

Don't wanna be accused of muscle-ing in on her patch... [/quote]I no gree
Ishilove is polyandrous
she is muscle-ing all the guys in every nairaland forum
Go and see religious section if u think I am lieing -both saints are sinners have been muscled by her

I also want to be polygamous
I demand it as a right

Ishilove: Lmao! Madman

For you
I dont want any allegations
I only want to hear wen u carry belle from a NL member

That should put to rest all those statements of yours about NairaLanders not being able to handle you

[quote author=Efemena_xy]I like your style, brother [/quote]Thank you sister Efe
Now u see why I want you in my space

Cuddlemii: Lol, tell me about it!

My grand mom was hot O, ha!

No one was too old for the whip, I have seen her scold my mom(all was shakara, she no beat my mama)

Dont allow me cry
I am probably like Michael Jackson and missed my childhood
I wasn't allowed to particpate in daddy and mummy play

whereas my friends had a great time experiencing such joys

We also did not have househelps
My friends told me that they were a great source of practice
(I hear it is now called child abuse)

oooooo
have u seen my childhood?

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Na so we see am...

*** yawns (again)...***[/quote]Ok, dad has paid attention to you
here have this lollipop and got to bed
Hope mum reads some bedtime story to you, cos i wont
I want to watch football

HumbledbYGrace: royal treatment nko?

Not from me! Never

Correct you are
we only give what we have

sigmundfreud: Why do people yawn?
1. Bored
2. Just waking up
3. About to sleep
4. Pissed
5. To get attention
6. Before an impt. Performance
7. Because others did
....which one is yours?

Na attention, she be dey find
she learnt this from her kids

HumbledbYGrace: I always give it out on a silver platter to people hu asks too much

Look out for a gold platter when giving me information next time
Lets avoid being 2nd class

Thanks

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Hmmm? Space? What space??

Shouldn't you be torturing ishilove or something? [/quote]She is no where to be found
I have therefore learnt a lesson that the more the merrier
keeps you engaged at every point in time

Cuddlemii: You mean my grandma? Yes, I loved her so much
But, I love my mom more. I am close with my mom too.
How about you? Close to mom or grandma?

Grandma is dead
Mom was a disciplinarian, I have deep respect for her
She says her mum was worse.
Thank God Grandma didnt raise me

HumbledbYGrace: M not on my periods since you so wanted to know

Thanks for the plentiful information

[quote author=Efemena_xy]*** Yawns...***
[/quote]You,
what are you doing here?
I am extending an invitation to you to be a member of my space

HumbledbYGrace: What time of the month? Month end? Mid month? Or

try para-month

Cuddlemii: Lol!

utilize ko, utilize ni!

disciplinarian ko, disciplinarian ni
the last time I heard the word disciplinarian was from my late grandmom

She was apparently very wise and blunt to you

sigmundfreud: Lai-lai!
Na Snr. Pastor I want...

Nope, That is taken
I need to tighly control my flock

HumbledbYGrace: whatever the meaning of that is I don't really care

If that shoko whateva means a lot to me then y not name her/him that? People don't just name their children

oooo
na you dem tok say dey in that time of the month?

sigmundfreud: Hmm...
Thats a very large 'Ministry'!
Bless you brother.

Bless you too
You can apply to be the chief usher or choir master

Cuddlemii: Lol, what was your offence?

And when?

It doesnt matter
Its an allegation, and I like the allegation
I'd rather be left in that state of mind

The only image I want blurred is that of Cuddlemii as a disciplinarian
I therefore like the new allegations
that cuddlemii actually utilizes her figure 8
yipi yeeeah!!!

HumbledbYGrace: use its initials not ur pie whatever

My prayer for you is that you dont name your child
shokolokobangoshe

and expect her peers not to call her Kolo

Cuddlemii: FYI, I don't ban.

I have only done it in the rarest case; maybe twice

Na lie. you don ban me before

*i think*

HumbledbYGrace: Is my name too long for you?

*nod, nod*
yes ma

^^ but with your permission,
can I have Cuddlemii, Efe, Ishi, avicky and Humblepie sorry, humbledbygrace in one space
I need to do some preaching

sigmundfreud: ...why av u not tried it yourself ?
I mean....
Go on. I won't stop u.
*just kidding o*

dude

I be man ooooo
na woman i dey find, no be fellow man i wan try

Anytime I think of Cuddlemii,
I get an image of a stern teacher wearing Hijab
and with a long cane
banning and unbanning with so much authority like she's the missing member of the Trinity

I wish she could show me a more feline side

i hear we are screwing ourselves here

Why does everyone get to screw someone
and I only get to hear stories?

I want a piece of the action
I demand a piece of the action

I've also got feelings
.....STICKy feelings