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@Op

U cld make it easy on urself by just tieing the knot with ur boyfriend straight away
this shld take u off d market

[quote author=gree-die]i don't want to disappoint u or me... wooing isn't my thing besides u intimidate me wit ur wisdom [/quote]u must learn wooing by force. Besides na so babes they wan intimidate guys with thier persona

ohmy... where were u last week?

eze promoe save me d embarrassment pls.....

Eze shall not save you
you made ur bed, now u must lie on it

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Are you the one wooing her? [/color]

No naw
its like a movie naw

The story is unfolding gradually. This is how it plays out in real life i guess

@ suitor

I walk down the lawn with a swagger befitting a young emperor
There's a young lady staring at me greed-ily

I've got that kind of stare before
a lady that might know what she wants
but for a brief sec might lack the courage to make a distinctively winning move

A quuick look from her head to her toe
not bad... smells of some red wine thinz

[quote author=gree-die] wt*?[/quote]Up ur game dearie
role play welu welu
u need to understand the way smooth guys think and act

[quote author=gree-die]eze!!! abeg o... d guy dey form one thing....i no do o [/quote]You'll finish what u started
at the end of the game, we'll make u chaste

[quote author=gree-die]well u should make up ur mind and quick to.
a lil hint: im d best tin since red wine and honey..


pride isnt a beautiful colour but i wear it anyway [/quote]darn

*scratches head*

I sure wont tell a chick to make up her mind quick or loose me (even if i belive it to be the case)
Nor that i am the best thing that happened to her since world war II (even if i believe this too)
neither will i tell her that she's got some pride but I'll make do with her anyways

.......this role reversal thing is an awkward but novel excercise
*scratches head again*

[quote author=gree-die]hmmm.. i wanna woo u. u game? [/quote]My folks say I fall too easy
that i should form small like babes do

so... lips sealed

@Op

you shared your vision with her?
U know what happened to Joseph when he shared ordinary 'dream o no be vision' with im brothers?

Jan8: pls sir, what are you trying to say in summary

lol

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It's cool bro. [/color]

tanz

sexkillz: [color=#000030]-100 [/color]

Forgive my iniquities sexkillz
i let down the park of hunted wolves
i apolgize

xynerise: Dont act too cheap bro . Show her you got pride too

ok naw
as u tok


@Beautiful.B
em, em.
I am have pride
i am not a cheap guy. Money can't buy my love
neither can cute faces and curvy bwests
i swear
try me naw
u go see say i no gree

LadyTC: Lmaooo funny guys on this thread. Thanks 4 advice though.

ur welcome sister LatdyTC
may you be blessed with all the glory of the risen christ this easter Sunday

[quote author=Beautful.B]My kind of guy is nat here joor









pride no go kill women[/quote]*introduces himself slyly and shyly**

Perhaps u can try me
just taste and see
and ur life will never be the same again

the blessing of mount zion might overshadow u

butta: @esere826 looool so that's how you have been chopping to oyinbo and black girls for uk I see you ooo esere

No oo
Dont let my pastor hear you o
I have been a good boy o
It great living in a world of fantasy sometimes

@op

Sex is definitely not the first thing that comes to your mind when dating a lady

Dating actually means u've gone beyond seeing that person as sexually 'attractive' to you

The first thing that comes to your mind when dating a lady is:
"so what's next?"
The desire to quicken sex encounter; take her out; get to know her; etc can then follow after that vital question

Except of course you idea of dating is something else

LadyTC: Lmaooo no be only sport *rolls eyes*. Better be careful some girls curse guys oooo. Dnt go and meet one that will curse ur future.

Some guys are actually cursing girls in the same vein
(i guessed u've experienced it in this forum)
and saying its male curses that prevents them from marrying on time

it hurts both ways dear

[quote author=gree-die]smh... just modify d typo.
pride isn't a beautiful colour. [/quote]dearie, if i were to spend my valuable time writing on a faceless forum
then, editting and modifying it to look beautifull
then i could be referred to as prideful

But NO, i'd rather concentrate on delivering the understandable message
than bask in a naccicist display of crossing t's and dotting i's
except of course I am in the literature section of this forum

wisdom is a beautiful colour

@OP

Just let him down gently

das all

LadyTC: That is wicked behaviour why not let them go since you lost interest. Guys u won't kill us.

There are somethings that will never change from the start to the end of the world
guys will always be guys with a few exception
and girls will always be girls with a few exception

What you call wicked, we call sport (undressing ladiess)
and what you call sport, we call wicked (chopping guys)

LadyTC: Well me am not all women. I know what I want. Am not fickle. I am a drama free kinda girl. If I can avoid drama I do, except I have to deal with it. I would rather be his friend nothing more I really can't. I wonder why its always hard to find guys that want just friendship. I actually like having male friends its stress free.

naaa dear
there's nothing like 'just friends' in the male world
except he's probably gay or goodie goodie

Ever wondered why ur mum doesn't have 'just male friends'?

Male and female's friendsip always tend to gravitate towards p.p.'s u see

LadyTC: Okay physically he is my type. But he is not a clean guy e.g he doesn't brush his teeth very well I mean I got a whiff one time, he smokes too much and drinks too much and parties too much and his friends are all known douche bags. He lied about one of his universities he went to I guess to impress me cos I went there. I do my research before I even think of dating a guy.he still dresses like he is a teenager saggin his jeans e.t.c I like my guys prim and proper.he is shallow. I can say he is money miss road. There are so many things that are just off with him. I mean onetime I hung out with him and his friends a friend of his from a different click of his told me explicitly not to that him that he thinks am a nice girl ( a married friend of his). I mean really why will I step into fire I love myself ooo

So u see that he is actually ur type to some extent
so let him down gently
Sometime in the future if ur still single and he comes ur way again
tell him the reason why u were not enthusiastic then, and how he has changed

he'll appreciate it and not think u're a gold digger or a broken record needing to be hooked

^^^

Ok. u've had your moment in the spotlight
how about you and i break some of your rules together dearie

@op

i dont believe your story
but if its real. You're exceptional and blessed amongst women

There is nothing absolutely wrong with what you're doing
If had the grace, I would do it

[quote author=gree-die]kindergarten u mean? [/quote]'You', you mean?

[quote author=gree-die]i don't get u. eze made it to d hall of fame...itsmodella chose him. so wats ur problem??[/quote]its called analogy dear like teeo said
not "a problem"
Simply a fun way to make us understood we're all human and act the same way when given the same type of oppurtunity

U'll learn that after u've crossed over from kindergatten

@op

familiar story lets see how it plays"

Naive girl dates guy #1 and is foolishly in love
Some other bloke #2 is toasting the girl, but she no give am face
her friends tell her that they prefer guy#2 (he is more mature or 'better')

Girl looses mum and childish guy #1 whines about girl not being available to him (----receiving)
mature guy#2 is present with familly and friends consoling girl (-------giving)

Girl begins to think that guy#1 is a real a55hole especially when in the middle of her loss, he's asking her about love

Girl frankly responds "i don't know"
She is correct.
Ur on ur way out dude. learn your lessons next time

butta: @esere826 well did only point I can reckon with your post is why she is not interested in him.

A couple of girls were not interested in me
reasons varied from money to they having boyfriends etc (I could smell the reasons)
Some of them ended up being interested in me later, when I had lost interest in them (I naturally related with them based on thier initial reasons)

I had my cake, and I ate it
.....see what i mean

Princeparix: i no undastand

Its easy:
The president of Nigeria recently granted pardon to exconvicts. His goal was actually to pardon his friend. So he slot his friend's name in a list and granted all pardon

Eze promeo wants to be wooed. He presents a list with his name in it and blows the whistle to commense the game

U see the similarity?