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Ishilove: I'm afraid of "big problem"

believe me when i say no problem is too big for a brain as smart as yours
trust me when I say the only big problem in life is not to take that shaky first step in faith

come my young underling
the winged unicorn awaits us

Ishilove: My mum won't allow me go anywhere. Besides, you're a man. I can't be alone with a man by this time because he might 'foolish' me.

a boy you mean
one determined to 'wise' you
and make u shine amongst ur peers

come, says the winged one
I'll whisk u to a place
laid for your hearts delight

come with me my dear ishilove
the night in this place is tired
let me take you to another place, only you and I
I'll show u a trick or 2
make sure your oil burns bright
all through the starry night

Ishilove: A wolf cried the night you were born? . That's some gaaangster Twilight sheeit.

Are you sure you aren't yanking my knickers?

my parents loved the movies alright
gangster, twilight, vampires, werewolves, .. where all their delight
fertile imaginations could have dulled their sight

Ishilove: I will let the ink from your pen refresh my heart...

o yes o yes
i mutter with heavy breadth
hearts, forrests and valleys shall be refreshed

i will sow a mustard seed in you
it shall weigh you down and then be birth

Ishilove: Whaaaat!!! So you don't know how old you are?? That is so sad.

weep not
I know only what my parents told me
that a wolf cried the night I was born
I guess its the same for everyone
that their birth days could be anything that their parents said whether real or imagined

I am content with what I was told

Ishilove: And I will submit to your sagely ministrations. I will yield to your formidable pen, I will not silence my cries of 'Eureka!'. I will suck down your liquid of knowledge.

excellent, excellent now a disciple is won
codedrock will now forever learn
that the way to the mountains of life
is only shown by the parrot amongst all birds

u my dear come
we've got a city to conquer, you and i

Ishilove: But what does you birth cert say?

A sad story that one suffered
never grew up knowing it
in the joy of my birth,
my parents forget to take it along from the hospital of my birth

Ishilove: You will mould the towers of my soul? How?

with my tools
I will etch my mark on the towers of your soul
place your hands in the fulcrum of my pen
i will speak to your ears gentle words and secrets so loud
and watch you get lost in the maze of the brilliant cloud

Ishilove: O esere, you sound so wise...how old are you?

em
my passport says teen

Ishilove: So whose towers will provide this nourishment you seek?

I looked towards the twin towers in the US
but alas they were destroyed by terrorists

but upon your tender heart lies pointing citadels of knowledge
one I will mould delicately to attract tourists

Codedrock: Big bro... I guess u must be a (parrotic) type! I mean u r like a parrot, talk 2much.. Sowi 2say

learn to listen my good friend, it'll take u very far
I've done my fair share of listening and learning in my lifetime, its now time for u to sit back and do yours

(besides, u'd need this when u start toasting trust me )

Ishilove: I don't get you. Pens have to be stiff,innit? Why will the pen break! Of course the pen has to touch the paper!!

my soon to be student
to be blessed with wisdom
you need to question what you've always taken as facts
destroy the temple of what you already know, and then slowly rebuild it

You'll soon come of age
and abruptly realise that not only babies, but also men desire the norishment from towers of excellence

Ishilove: What are your tutorial methodologies, esere?

ah my maiden u ask too much questions

...Should the pen touch the paper?
...can i erase the ink?
...will the head of the pen not break?
...why is the pen stiff?

enquiry is good alright,
but better still is experiential learning

. ^^^ that my dear is the methodology

^^ sorry I meant tutor you

Ishilove: Ever heard of wisdom of the ancients??

I am humbled by such wisdom
perhaps if u also try asking ur dad for wisdom
u might end up an old bachelorette

whereas all my desire is to totor you

Ishilove: Codedrock, you gat mail.

My mum says esere has ungodly plAns for me. That's too bad. He sounded sincere

how can your mum possibly judge
what she has not really seen

her wisdom belongs to another age
you on the other hand
walk with a contemporary sage

Ishilove: Your tutorial instrument is beneath thine garments??

Why, Mr Esere, I am apalled!!

Indeed it is,
wrapped sluggishly around my waist
but do not allow your mind wander in torment

afterall, spies also carry their tools
tucked neatly underneath their garment

[quote author=Detonator-rex]what is this that thou sayest? [/quote]you go start by reading the KJV version of the old testament
na then u go start to dey understand the code

Ishilove: What are your methods of tutoring, esere?

methods?
tools of the trade?

*unsheaths his garments*
I always start by showing my protegees
that there is nothing in this life to be ashamed of

look closely my dear.... thats the method
indeed the pen=>is mightier than the sword

Idowuogbo: Oh boi na wa for u o! D page go write 3 lines, u go reply wiv 3pages, o ga gan o Oga lecturer!

But i am the lecturer,
indeed her teacher

enough knowledge to share for more than one
at ur service if u also heed the call

[quote author=Detonator-rex]ok ma'am lil sis enjoy your lessons [/quote]why does babylon conspire
Solomon's men look in envy

desiring the young maiden for their master

Ishilove: O esere, you are so poetic. I am sure you will make a good teacher...

Indeed my dear little one
i will hold ur hands and take u places that u av never imagined

I will thrust on/in you the staff of wisdom
i'll watch u float in the ocean of the wind
and watch you mount my eagle as you soar to heights unreached

this my dear is the sum of teaching
let them who have ears let them hear

Ishilove: You speak in parables, sir.
Are you a teacher? I need help particularly in Biology.

Ahhh
do not call me sir
for no one is sir in such things of the world

Verily I say unto u, u shall receive help in the biology of things
I shall teach you how tissues turn intto rocks, and how fountains gosh waters of honey
indeed the valley of your understanding shall be covered with deep biological knowledge

@ishilove

Do not be dismayed that I speak to u in codes/parables ehn.
U are still 17, das why. wait till Jan 27 wen u are 18
now u see in parts, on that day u shall see in full and everything shall be revealed unto u

in that day, I will be in u, and u in me
and u shall 'knew' all things

Ishilove: What kind of sweet? Please you are confusing me o

Be thou not confused because u have been choosen and highly favoured.
The type of sweet is Lollipop.
Mummy would not mind this. She would understand because daddy has also been giving her lollipop sweet and she has seen that it is good

Ishilove: Please can someone help me interprete this?
Esere are you also a jambite? Perhaps we can have tutorials together if you are.

No, I am not a jambite. I am a big boy.
I am in Final year of teacher training college
So I can teach you anything u like.
Les jus wait till January 27 wen u turn 18. u hear

Ishilove: Jan 27

Ok then, u are ripe and ready to drop. I'll wait till the 27th of this month to fulfil all legal requirements
I plan to 'wise' u properly on that day and yet ensure that i don't give you 'big problem'

please keep away from anyone that wants to 'foolish' you o.
the first taste of that 'thing' is being auctioned in Brazi for thousand of dollars (see http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/02/world/americas/brazil-teen-sells-virginity/)
I will give u 'sweet' when I am 'wising' u. U hear??

Ishilove: I'll be 18 this year...

what month?

Ishilove: Hey Coded, I'm 17. What kinda friendship do you want? Is it romantic? My mum says I should pass Jamb first and gain admission before I think of any such thing. She says guys like you will ...er, "foolish" me and give me "big problem" if I pay heed to your sweet mouth. So pleax, can we just be ordinary friends?

I don't want to be foolished and end up with big problem, especially as I look waaaaaay older than 17. I eagerly await your response.

wow, never knew u were this young
i'll have to wait till u r 18 before i start hitting on u.
how sad

i am bored and lonely
i need some e-loving


..from an e-single (skydeep keep off)