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31) AND MY POINT IS...
Ok, chillax. Breath in...... now out.

Prescriptions work,.... sometimes . The more vague a prescription, the greater its chances of working.
"Someone will be born within the next hour into the world". This is a prediction that is 100% true. It is true, because it is wide covering. As you narrow the time, persons and location, your prediction becomes more shakey.

There are some 'rules' of life that work 'all' the time only because they are generalistic. An example of such rule is this: if you create and sell products that people need, you will make money. This truth is almost as fixed as the nothern star.

Some have never known this basic rule. When they do discover it, its like a light burning bright, whipping a lot of excitement with its discovery. Then they try applying this rule. Time and chance, skills, luck, God, godfathers etc enables some to acheive results with this. They soon build a tabernacle on this golden nugget, and chase away anyone that dares challenge it. Those that fail repeatedly following such a principle might soon turn to pessimists. Any idea like this is shot down immediately.

OK, pause for a break... I'll continue shortly
(God please help me explain this in a plain and simple way)

30) Ini, mini, mani, mo. My papa been get donkey


I am a christian o. I mean the tongue speaking type (so don't assume it's the anti christ speaking). But man (if ur also a xtian), does this story ^^^ not somehow (even in a little nitty bitty way) sound like the pastors/churches in Nigeria (I wonder what happens in Islam).

Here we go:
-U need to pay tithe for heavens to open
-emm, U need to give first fruits
-Ok, add free will offerngs
-Don't forget the year of jubilee giving

Heaven neva open yet?

-umhh, that is because u have not forgiven ur neighbours
-plus sin is hid in your heart
-ok, u do not honor ur pastor
-Ahh, enemies and cockroahes in ur life -die, die, die

Still nothing?
-just keep on speaking the word,
-This type goes not out but by fasting and prayers

Umhh... Ok
- God is testing u. When its ur appointed time, he will open up the gates of heaven and flood out his blessings on ur life


This also sound like many motivational and prescriptive books if u ask me

29) Tanigororo Banigororo (You can google it)

There is this classic I read as a kid called "Stories fom an African Village". It was written by S.M.O Aka. I recomend it to you and your kids. 'Can't remember all the details clearly, but it made an impression on my young mind which I still carry till this day. I'll go on to narrate my impression from the novel. Its something like this:

Long ago, in an African village, a woman was barren but beloved by her husband. They visited a lot of native doctors, and finally arrived at the shrine of one of the most powerful ones. The native doctor gave the woman some prescription for conceiving. Things like a white goat without blemish, feather from and eagle, hair from the nostrils of an elephant e.t.c, ...and finally, she must not eat chickens.

The husband fullfilled the obligations, but some 1 year later, after trying without luck, the couple came back to the native doctor to lay their complaint. The native doctor did his incantations then started asking the woman questions. Soon the native doctor pinned the entire failure of the project to the woman's eating of eggs. "But you never said we shouldn't eat eggs" the husband exclaimed. "Ah!" said the native doctor, "must I tell you everything?" Don't you know that a chicken comes from an egg?, and besides, how can a woman that wants to give birth eat another creature's unborn child?"

He sent them off with new instructions. I think this kind of excuses from the priest went on and on for each failed project until the woman finally gave birth to her son who was named Tanigororo Banigororo.

@OP.

Excellent step in the right direction.


Sha, the corrupt rich might soon start getting comfortable with the inconveniences of spending a couple of nights in cell, and then labeling it as political or ethnic persecution as long as they get away with their loot.

The bar will then need to be raised in the next step -actual conviction and jailing of these guys plus full recovery of their loot.

When this psycological barrrier (conviction and jailing) has been broken, and we all (including the judges) are getting used to it, then a further push of lengthy sentences will need to be applied.

Before all this can take place, the judiciary will need to be cleansed too.

Kudos to GEJ for not attempting to prevent the shaming of the former IG

28 ) YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS

Sam had began to notice some silly comments and attitudes shown by Rashid and his family towards him. He felt it was due to familiarity so he let it pass, up untill a life changing event occurred

Sam and Rashid were once reading for exams together when a mutual pal came around. The guy was a jand boy. Sam then said something in the line of "I am feeling headache". Rashid reeled out in hysterical laughter, 'feeling', 'feeling?', "Its not feeling bush man, it's having a headache". Sam and Dipo (the jand boy) were visibly embarrased, not by the use of the word 'feeling', but by the putting-down of Sam by Rashid of all people. Later that night, Dipo gave Sam a good talking to. He made it quite clear to Sam that Sam had made an extremely foolish decision on his choice of friends.

O boy, na their Sam eye open, im come dey use style, style they free Rashid. Interestingly, today Sam is doing quite well for himself, but Rashid has been not too far from the same spot he left him. Even the friends and connections that Rashid developed through Sam's brand enhancement of him have been freeing him gradually.

Recently, I noticed Sam an ever loyal friend trying to give a helping hand to Rashid, and I warned him severly not to try it, at least not from close proximity.


I hope that you the reader can see how subtly these things occur. The bottom line is that we as human are so simple minded and fickle (myself included). It is therefore best to understand our actions or inactions that make us loose 'economical' (not class) values in the eyes of those we trade with. So that the conversion of such value to cash is not priced cheaply

27) A little story anchored on post #26

You know the way it is in American college movies and also in Nigerian secondary schools wen people dey get different levels. The 'upper' levels are not supposed to mix up too much with the 'jews'.

Well, Sam the son of an middle cadre bureacrat broke this rule and mixed up with the 'jews'. He actually became best pals with one of them Rashid, even to the home level. Rashid would spend some holidays in Sam's home, while Sam would drop by for a visit to Rashid's house once in a while. Rashid was a professional leach. Gradually, Sam's relationship with the levels boys began to thaw. It wasn't so, so obvious, it was more like they no longer shared much common interests.

A little insight on how this process occured is:
1)for Sam to move with Rashid in the levels circle, he would have have to pay for 2 (Rashid and himself)
2)The levels boys were also not comfortable with Rashid because of their fear of Rashid affecting their levels girls grove
3)...so many other little details

Now, Sam was from a familly where his dad did not know how to speak pidgin english, so it was not a language that was spoken in his house. With his relationship with Rashid, he began to learn pidgin english.

Sam and Rashid later got into the same university. By this time, Sam was now comfortably positioned as a jew with a past glory (there is something about such past glories that still makes you connect with levels folks). Added to this, Sam's dad had lost his juicy position, and it was now suffering time for Sam's familly.

I sure can't resist the pull of the crowd ,

The 5 point agenda works alright, its the 'how' 'what' and 'why' that are the issue. It's like saying the way to become the richest man in the world is to have a patent over the sun. Yep, it sure will make you king. But how do you do it, how do you also protect the patent over the sun?.

There is something like this in 'soft' psychology where someone can almost accurately predict your character. The only problem with this prediction is that it is true for everybody.

In conclusion, I would say that the Poster has successfully drawn the audience to at least thinking in the right direction. This I feel, is the gold nugget in all of this.

Anyways, without player hating I say: "excellent post" to the Poster

lol ,

I just ready a 5 point agenda on NL for getting people rich. The comments to the posts are hillarious. I will definitely touch on some insigths pertaining to such posts in my later posts.

The 5 point agenda works alright, its the 'how' 'what' and 'why' that are the issue. It's like saying the way to become the richest man in the world is to have a patent over the sun. Yep, it sure will make you king. But how do you do it, how do you also protect the patent over the sun?.


There is something like this in 'soft' psychology where someone can almost accurately predict your character. The only problem with this prediction is that it is true for everybody.

Anyways, without player hating I say great job to the Poster

@blogexpert, BoboYekini, youngzedd

Thanks guys for ur comments so far

kettykin: if it is handled by Nigerians like the last National ID card project would any thing still come out of it. look at the last census that was handled by Nigerians and they kind of result it produced in some state like Kano and lagos, despite that Kano is now 2 states (Jigawa and Kano) Kano is still more populated than Lagos.

Great point you're making. But, I think we need to think of creative ways of keeping as much of the N600 Billion Naira within our system

Youngzedd: Interesting topic, I read every bit of this.
Thanks @Thread owner, more grease to ur elbow.
If this post is too long for u, that means it's not for u.
I dey feel like Dangote naw.
Front page pls.

Front page?!!!!! naaaa Mr Dangote. Not until i've finished

26) "That you might increase, and I might decrease"
(By the way, that ^^ is a quote from John the Baptist to Jesus in the Bible)

Oft times, when someone (A)with a lesser brand value is in a close relationship with somone (B)with a higher value, there is a rub off. A's brand value increases, while B's brand value decreases. That's one of the reasons that Georgia Armani created the Armani Exchange as I earlier explained. This prevents the value of the haucouture (Georgio armani) brand and price to remain intact while providing for the masstige market with a cheaper product (armani Exchange).

Sometimes such rub-offs between Mr A and Mr B happens very quickly, other times, its a gradual but sure process.

My aunt, God bless her soul, has a great solution to handling this delicate situation so that she doesn't come off as being elitist, and a hater of the poor. She says "with one hand reach out below to raise people up, while with the other, reach out to those above you". This she says ensures that you are not sucked dry into the deep pit of poverty. If unfortunately you fall into such a pit, while trying to help others, you'd be amazed how those you tried to help would calously step on your head to reach out to those of more value.

This my friends is the way of life

(Just in case you have not understood the message I have tried to pass accross, In the next post, I might narrate a true story that best captures such an occurence)

25) Brand destruction vs accentuation
The examples that I have given in my last 2 or 3 structured posts should be helpful in making us aware of the consequences of our actions in relationships. I could further stretch it into explaining the way women are wired when it comes to relatioships, and how to go about cornering the best chiks. Although they are all anchored in brand theories, however this might push me out of scope entirely, so let's ease off here.

The idea is simply that those you hang out with can either diminish or accentuate one's brand value. The intersting thing about this is that it happens simultaneously, all in the same isolated relationship.

@mukina2 and Seun,

Shina88 and joygiver2w dey spam and do advertisment for una site o
https://www.nairaland.com/994349/how-create-economic-success-out/1
... I don complain tire

^^^^ This guy, na winch dey worry u. U can't be this desperate naw. U think say na u like money pass?

My major grouse is that this project if it sees the light of day will be handled by foreigners (indians and europeans), from the top all the way to the bottom. In order words, massive capital flight.

24) Class dynamics: Up or Down?

Still on relationships...

Nosa's dad was a graduate who decide to spend his working life in the village (countryside). Nosa grew up with his uncle in the city who was a white collar worker. Nosa had this unique characteristics of being able to blend very well with kpakos. When it came to the time to get into university, it was quite tough for Nosa, but he soon settled in for a technical training, I think OND (can't remember clearly)

Nosa went off to live on his own during his tertiary training, and soon got a girl pregnant who would later be his wife. The interesting thing was that the girl only finished primary school as her topmost qualification. If you're in Nigeria, I guess you understand what this tells about the persons pedigree.

Nosa speaks good english, but is also good with pidgin. His wife was however a champion in pidgin english. As the kids came in one-by-one, something unique became glaring. They grew up as excellent pidging english speakers adding some big grammer they learnt from their dad.

Why have I brought this up?
Well, if you sit back as an observer, you'd notice 2 interesting parts to an unfolding class dynamics.
1)A lineage is gradually going down in 'class'
2) While another lineage is gradually going up in 'class'

The girl has been highly successful. In fact, she deserves an award for pushing beyond her limits. Her immediate family hold her in awe. If she had just gone along with the flow of life, she probably would have ended up as a bricklayer's wife(sorry o, not hating). Her kids would have been heavy local's, probably without access to visiting the houses of rich uncles who might be of some use later in their lives. They can even string together some good english once in a while. It can be said of her that the kids would be better than their mum.

On the other hand, as far as many members of the the guy's familly are concerned. The guy is a failure. He has ruined the lives of his kids, and pushed them down the class ladder. Now, it cannot be said of him that the kids would be better than their father.

Lets digest this a little then continue later ............

@ogugua88

Seeing the reaction that Toolz has generated, why don't you guys (Seun et al)invite her to have a chat with us for one day. this would be a good business strategy you know

ogugua88: https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_9948.jpg

E don do. If y'all need me, I'll be in the Celebrity Complaints Thread.

Jeez!! I'm speechless
E be like silence of the lamb

shymexx: I'm sorry for messing up the thread...Looooooool

But I had to do it, the obsession is getting too much man...

I don't know these people, yet they create handles(tens of handles) and tens of threads just to attack an anonymous handle and peddle falsehood everywhere...

Gotta do what I've to do to save this new handle...

Back to the topic!

Umhh... This one wasn't also chained to the dungeon
Kai!! This world is so unfair

Mygoldie: I was actually joking with him, he just flipped as if.
I don't have no hard feelings towards him, but he's using a transfer agression towards me.

Shymexx we are cool, aight!

oguas pls unban me na..biko

Naaa, u just stay put there.
Besides, I like ur new look

Two fighting

Away with their heads

Ivynwa: That's another lyrics mehn-n-n.
Guys get skyrocketed to Venus by mere looking at this babe's pics meh-n-n lol

yes o.
I think it would be a nice idea at this point to do some analysis

My hypothesis is that guys on the big side would prefer Toolz. I am taller than 6 feet, maybe that's why I am drawn to her
I suspect that the lekpa babes on this thread would prefer the other chiks, while full figured ones will go for Toolz

@shymexx

Chineke!!! who's that chick in your profile page?

Wow!!. Me thinks you and I are brothers from a different mother

For me:
Big and sleek 4 wheel drives are better than mini coopers
Power toys are better than teddy bears
A nice curvy and maleable backside is better than little or none

Like Caleb, I would gladly say: "Give me that mountain"

....my only fear is if she gets bigger

AjanleKoko: Now you're doing business development for Seun?
LOL

Yes ooo. King Solomon has got me again

***Sits in the beer parlour and listens in on the conversation***

Esere826: "Madam bring cold Star beer for me"
Oyebade: "Oga, are you calling me?"
Esere826: " No, no be u, the other one"

***Toolz walks towards me with a cold star beer***
***I am grinning from ear to ear***
***With a mischevious wink***: Esere826: "Madam Toolz u forget to bring tumbler. Oya go bring am now now.... but no hurry o"

@Physicsqed and Ajelenkoko (this name strong oo)
Thanks for your comments

PhysicsQED: Interesting thread. And that Kehinde story was funny.

My friends, Kehinde and I still chuckle till this day whenever we recall the story

AjanleKoko: You could think of this in another context. Seun has created value, which is what occasions the patronage he enjoys from us users, and which earns him revenue from ads. He's also upped the ante by introducing design and development 'competitions', which effectively is a clever way to buy services from his users at a price he fixes himself.

He could as well have opened a beer parlour. But, hey, you get the point

Yep, I get the point wel, wel.
This even gets my thoughts spiralling out of this context into practical business solutions. I am wandering why so may blank advert spaces on NL site these days. I'm not in the know of what's going on in NL, but wouldn't it be a great idea for Seun to use such space to advertise an aspect of his diversified business for now.

For example, I would think that if seun has or opens a retail outlet, such free space can be used to advertise the outlet till more adverts come. I mean, if the advert space is indeed valuable to others, then it should be also valuable to him.

Just thinking oooo

6) Do not plagiarize

Plagiarism is taken very seriously in the UK, and you would be sanctioned severely for it.
Plagiarism in simple terms is copying someone else's work without giving credit to the original writer. For example, if you present my writeups as your own in academic circles, and someone finds out that I had written it earlier, you would be deemed an academic fraud.

23) How can an analysis be complete without talking about girls

...Not that way. I'm trying to point us to a way that generational 'wealth' is anchored based on marriages.
(This is touchy, and I am really sorry if I offend anyone here. But it's better u know what goes on in golden or bronze castles)

Kehinde was an aje butter teenager, anything woman excited him at this age. With a little dutch courage, he was able to rustle up the 'area' girls to satisfy his intimate urges. His dad (a top dog in an oil coy) driving back from work was begining to notice his son outside the gated estate too often. Man always understands what man is up to.

Kehinde's dad decided to call Kehinde for a chat:

"Kehinde" he said smiling, "hope you're not a local champion". "Take a look at that Guardian nespaper there". On the newspaer was written: "Abiola marries Dangote". "My son" his dad said, "this is the way it as always been, big names marry big names. Water finds its own level". "If you have to play around, look for girls from at least your right background, no matter what happens (say she gets pregnant), you'll never regret it".


We'll continue with girls/relationships later on...