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PhonesRe: Lockdown: OPPO Care Initiative Feeds 1,000 Vulnerable Families by Esofruits(m): 10:14am On Jul 17, 2020
OPPO phone is now improved than before... everyone start from a learner to professionla
Fastestmanalive:
Phone version: Oppo r9
HealthRe: Man Suffers Penile Fracture During Rigorous Sex (Graphic Photos) by Esofruits(m): 3:17pm On Jul 16, 2020
it sounded like a IRON POT COVER, when it fall from top to the floor kpaunnnnnnn..

Sorry man, what you like most did that to you and the lady self strong oo, she also needs to be examined grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Rename Ibadan Airport After Ajimobi - Senate Tells Buhari by Esofruits(m): 9:10am On Jul 08, 2020
se ko se n pe eyin senate ti yo ju ara yin lo... what has he done that FG will rename ibadan airport after him... that bullied fellow.

anyway MHSRIP

but at the same time senate should reseat and swallow this their idea on this.
BusinessRe: Which Bank Is The Best For Savings Account In Nigeria? by Esofruits(m): 1:17pm On Jul 01, 2020
The best for me might not be the best for you. zenith, Gtb, access, Polaris... you can choose any of this as your choice
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by Esofruits(m): 2:44pm On Jun 11, 2020
HER BRAIN NEEDS CHECK UP..... grin grin grin grin
PetsRe: What Is The Name Of This Bird? by Esofruits(m): 12:09pm On May 10, 2020
Oun fi ori oka ho imu...

You better free the bird and save your life
TravelRe: Nigerians Evacuated From Dubai Protest, Say They Are Treated Like Prisoners by Esofruits(m): 12:01pm On May 10, 2020
Is it not better to become a prisoner in your own father land than other country... You even should be treated like trash. Welcome back to the country you all once forgotten.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Clarifies Old Tweet About Wizkid 'Begging' Him by Esofruits(m): 3:13pm On May 09, 2020
this doesnt mean anything...
everyone has their own starting point.
A child do not walk the day he/she is born.
PhonesRe: Lockdown: OPPO Care Initiative Feeds 1,000 Vulnerable Families by Esofruits(m): 2:02pm On Apr 23, 2020
Fastestmanalive:
At least they have something better to do than producing useless phones angry
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I had an oppo phone once but it was the worst thing I ever bought but regardless this donation by them is very good
You had an oppo once... Can you say the brand of that oppo..
If you don't know oppo phone, it is better to keep shut than condemning a product.
HealthRe: Jack Ma's Donation To Fight COVID-19 Arrives Nigeria by Esofruits(m): 6:26pm On Mar 24, 2020
who even told you that our people will deliver it to public...
moreover all the materials are for hospitals not for general..
Antoeni:
This Materials Need to be Properly Examined and Well Tested Before Releasing into the Public... Nor be Every Help dey be Good Help...
HealthRe: COVID-19: Participants At The Recent AVMCA Might Be Exposed, Should Self-Isolate by Esofruits(m): 3:26pm On Mar 24, 2020
GHENGHEN!!!!!!! ACTION!
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Abba Kyari To Be Moved To Lagos For Treatment - Sahara Reporters by Esofruits(m): 3:19pm On Mar 24, 2020
Mr President, why lagos or is it because it is the state that has the highest number that is why you want to come and dump him... Lagos is not a dumping ground abeg.
HealthRe: The Centipede I Killed In my Room. I Am Scared by Esofruits(m): 3:23pm On Mar 11, 2020
If you pronounce it well
i mean if u are well educated,
you will understand it enough that the K in knife is not useless..
Try and fix that thing useless in your life.
Gabflex:
what u just wrote is as useless as the "K" in knife
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: CBN Advises Nigerians To Adopt Alternative Payment Methods by Esofruits(m): 11:33am On Mar 11, 2020
Dont mind CBN jare, that is part of their new method to generate incomes for banks.... that was the outcome of the meeting held recently... FraudOfANation.
Sheuns:
Which other method? Abi conductor or pure water seller go collect transfer ni?
PhonesRe: Man Electrocuted While Charging Phone In Port-Harcourt, Rivers (Graphic Photos) by Esofruits(m): 11:13am On Mar 11, 2020
I though am the only one thinking in this way... if truly the usb was the caused of his death why the USB did not burnt too...

someone is connected to his death
SUPERPACK:
I suspect murder or suicide here. How can a 5v USB electrocute a grown up human being, something I even put in my mouth. Even if the charger goes bad such wound looks out of it. Waiting for professionals to throw more light on the matter.
CrimeRe: Victoria Nwogu: Student Found Dead In Boyfriend’s House In Lagos by Esofruits(m): 5:31pm On Mar 09, 2020
In this case, police should investigate more further because if truly the lady drank the sniper,
she will only vomit blood not forms.

The scene is unclear.

But to say, a married man.... maybe if God save you from this, you will repent...

I will not blame you much because his wife at home might have caused him sleeping outside.

May God help you sha
RomanceRe: Isa Sulaiman And Jeanine Sanchez Wedding Postponed (photo) by Esofruits(m): 5:10pm On Mar 09, 2020
i no no ooooo...
Nuelonyi:
Nah their mata be that oh
CrimeRe: Oko Polytechnic Student's Plan To Kill Her New Born Baby Fails (Graphic Photos) by Esofruits(m): 5:04pm On Mar 09, 2020
I WILL NOT JUDGE.....
I will allow government to do their work
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced For Stealing Fried Meat At Aso Rock Hotel, Lagos by Esofruits(m): 4:55pm On Mar 09, 2020
Unless if the owner of the hotel has never for once taken something belongs to others....
RUBBISH!!!
BCUZ OF MEAT shocked shocked
HealthRe: The Centipede I Killed In my Room. I Am Scared by Esofruits(m): 4:24pm On Mar 09, 2020
Is like i will need to install google to your brain so that next time
you wont bother posting things like this here.

am very sure your name is CENTIPEDAMMY

SHIOOOOOOR!!!
RomanceRe: Man And Lady Die After Sex In Port Harcourt by Esofruits(m): 6:07pm On Mar 06, 2020
YEEEEE

MANSEXLADYDIEISM..
RomanceRe: He Rough Handled Me On My First Visit To His House!!! HELP by Esofruits(m): 1:08pm On Mar 06, 2020
I just pray that nice ride and neat house will not punch you in trouble...

"We both discussed if we had someone we are currently seeing, I am not seeing anyone which is the truth, he said there is an Ex but they just have sex and she has her own relationship."( very sure that was the reason why his Ex left him as he is only for sex nothing else)

"Then he agreed, wore his cloths and kept complaining that I don't know what I have caused and he wont be himself. We left his house and he tried stopping at a Pharmacist and said he needs to get ibuprofen, then he didn't stop again and just continued driving." ( all this was lie, if some want to collect Eba in credit they will start telling story how their grant great grand mother was disflower as if they were there)

my little advice for you is too run far far but you cant run away fro S-X (note that) but seriously the guy is not ready for any serious relationship.

Mind you, dont be surprise that if you go there second time, "OMG" do it fast in marlians way,
that is what going to be your ringing tone for the latest song.


BE WARNED!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Man Who Sexualized Daddy Freeze’s 5-year-old Son Arrested by Esofruits(m): 12:42pm On Mar 06, 2020
This is just an arrangement between him and Mr freeze

when it comes to a situation whereby you dont have something to say and be at the front page

cooked stories will be developed.

The next thing to hear now is that, scholarship has been awarded to the guy
FamilyRe: 32-year-old Ghanaian Virgin Seeks Divorce Over Husband’s Huge Manhood by Esofruits(m):
woss wobi,

divorce is not the solution for the both party,

small or big and long or short does not matter in this,

the wife herself is not ready to settle down if not she should have endure

atleast it is once and the pain will not last forever..

And this is the type of wife that curse their husband in time of labour.. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Help My Child Is 8 Months And Wife Is Pregnant Again by Esofruits(m): 2:39pm On Mar 05, 2020
My sharp advice for you is that....

Allow the baby to come, never plan or if you had already planned it,

eraze it sharp sharp for 3 reason,

1) YOUR WIFE'S LIFE IS AT RISK IF YOU TRY TO ABORT
2) CONSIDER THE FIBROID
3) CONGRATULATE YOURSELF THAT YOUR JOYSTICK IS SHARPLY AND PERFECTLY WORKING
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Nigeria And Japan Sign $18.2m Deal by Esofruits(m): 2:13pm On Mar 04, 2020
Awon Ole, won tun ti de pelu ogbon jibiti.

they are just using COVID19 to cover up, they signed
for different agreement not for the virus.

God will judge you all
PoliticsRe: Kwara Gets Innoson Fire Fighting Truck (Photos) by Esofruits(m): 1:34pm On Mar 04, 2020
And soooo... instead of picturing the truck they pictured themselves.. RUBBISH UPON RUBBISH

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