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Afam4eva: I really don't know what you people want from him. Must you be in APGA because you're an Igbo man? Rochas is simply going to APC because he feels his future is brighter there than in APGA. In as much i i've always supported APGA, i became aloof since they started supporting PDP. APGA has no future with the way things are going. While other parties are winning more seats, they're losing because they want to remain under PDP. No single party in Nigeria has any unique ideology. They're all the same, so i will stick to supporting individuals instead of parties. I still support Rochas.

I agree with you with regards to 'Igbo and support for APGA'.. HOWEVER!! Rocahs Okorocha is a political hoe.
APGA made him, now he wants to sell APGA to the Hausas and Yorubas. SO for this, Rochas remains an Igbo Political outcast. He should go back to the north where he belongs.

[quote author=Misunderstood_G]SEUN OSEWA, I SWEAR YOU BE CAMEL, WETIN SEF?? NA ONLY NAIRALAND DEY?? PLEASE BAN ME FOR LIFE, IT'S A REQUEST.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR WAYS TO DE-ACTIVATE MY ACCOUNT A LONG TIME AGO.....BAN ME, BAN ME, BAN ME...ABEG, NA BEG I DEY BEG YOU.. FACEBOOK WITH 1BILLION PLUS ACTIVE USERS NEVER IMPOSE RULES LIKE THIS, NA NAIRALAND WITH 1MILLION PLUS, COME DEY IMPOSE STUPID RULES... WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE SEF EH?? INFACT, I'M OPENING MY OWN FORUM NOW...MTCHEEEEEWWWW[/quote]Meanwhile na only about 200 people get the 1 million plus accounts o! Out of the 1 million + accounts, 950,000 are banned.

Look at how our fine women lined up to greet these "western" politicians..

I hope this is not how they will repay our hospitality when this big fat 200 litre fo0ol called Rochas will visit them in the west o!!

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There is no way I can comment on this picture without breaking one of these rules, because my post involves a tribe (Akwa Ibom) and a pornographic act done in this kitchen involving the lifting and partial parting of that robe.

Rauf looks like the stunt double for a monkey

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]Well, that's part of it...you have to be somewhat intelligent to be able to build and maintain something like this.....but on the other hand...judging by their comments....some of the moderators here are immature, retarded, poor, and disparate for some kind of power....just click on any Moderator and view their previous comments you understand what i mean.....I guess only a Nigerian forum can be run this kinda way sa...[/quote]Rules:
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This post violates all the highlighted rules, I'm sorry you would not be able to view it and thus has been hidden. Should you still be interested in reading this post, please drop your Blackberry pin, Phone number, house address, email, skype address or fax no so that this post can be sent directly to you.

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berem: Don't lemme reveal who you are! just mind yourself. I have already seen your other comments.

If not that I was a born again christian, I would have continued to mind you..

Where are all those Owerri kidnappers when you need them? They should have kidnapped all these men except Fashola (the last good Yoruba man alive).

berem: Yes o! bye bye to APGA!

See her! Bloody Traitor!!

If I catch you ehn!!

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]I'm pretty sure that its not seun that came up with this ridiculous rules... he seems intelligent to me .....some of these moderators here behave like poverty stricken immature retards.......with their banning and and stuppid comments sometimes....[/quote]Because he owns Nairaland or what?!

"Why would anybody wanna fail the same examination twice at once?!"

Sexkillz #Ex-JAMBITE (1998 - 2006)

wht?

naptu2: 6) Someone complained that christians who unknowingly go to the Islam for Muslims section and make posts that are offensive to islam are getting banned. A christian suggested that a notice should be put in the Islam for Muslim sections alerting people to the fact that they'll get banned if they make posts that are offensive to islam.

7) Someone created a thread in which she demanded that a "Christianity for Christians" section should be created. Majority were opposed to that suggestion. Some said that it would make it seem like christians were intolerant and violent. Others said that it was left to God to deal with anybody who made offensive statements against Him. Someone said that no christian has threatened to place a fatwa on Seun's head.

Hmmmm... Interesting!!

[b]1. Always post on topic. Do not derail or tribalize threads.
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member.
3. Don't advocate or encourage violent actions against any person, tribe, race, or group of people.
4. intimate discussions must be restricted to the hidden sexuality section.
5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.
6. Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed.
7. Don't say or do anything that's detrimental to the success of Nairaland.
8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.
9. Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g fraud, piracy, and spreading malware.
10. Don't expose the identity or post pictures of any Nairaland member without his/her consent.
11. Don't create distracting posts e.g. posts in giant fonts or ALL CAPS or with silly gifs.
12. Don't insert promotional signatures into your posts. Use the signature feature.
13. Always report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland.
14. Always search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.
15. Don't attempt to post censored words by misspelling them.
16. Don't promote MLM schemes, HYIPS, or other questionable schemes on Nairaland.
17. Don't post anything that could be considered offensive to Islam, especially in the muslim section.
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20. Cooperate with the moderators, super-moderators, and administrator. Treat them with respect.
21. Always post in proper English. The use of correct spelling, grammar and punctuation is compulsory.


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I just thought to point out the highlighted..

Why is there such a rule for Islam and none for Christianity?! So I can go into a Christian thread ad say 'Mary the mother of Jesus was a 'hoe'" and get away with it because its in the christian section.. But I can go into the 'Muslim section and say Prophet Mohammed was a child molester and wife beater'.. Hmmmm!! Double standards in play here.

I think whoever wrote these rules is a person! No offense.

And just so you know, all these rules have been violated by even Mods. Sexkillz for example has insulted a shiitload of Nairalanders and has never been banned.

I am not a Man U fan, but I can never take away the fact that this Man will forever be remembered as a Legend in the English premier League.

Enjoy your retirement Oga Boss.

***Grabs Popcorn***

Cant wait for Chukwuma Soludo and Dora Akunyili to step into this scene and shake this shiit up!