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Another predator out to prey on the insecurity of the people.

Faith healings is the biggest and Largest income yeilding propaganda of Christian leaders today.

They invest so much money into the organisation of these crusade/revival/retreat and watch night after night as people throng in from all over in search of a miracle/magic.

When nothing happens, they use the all time excuse of your faith not being enough.

Poor suckers keep going from one crusade to the other, giving loads of money for offering/ seed-faith and still nothing.

People with medical conditions jump up claiming to have been healed just cause they felt heat or cold moving in the afflicted areas or because they fell under _hypnosis (anointing) only to go back to the hospital the next day and find out that thier condition isnt any better.

Thousands have died as a result of this deciet and thousands more are still being conned.

As long as diseases, afflictions and troubles abound, crusades and religious gatherings will always be a profitable con for faith healers and religious leaders.

Adultery, Fornication, immorality they are all relative.

Some boys from the Egyptian National team should also make that list like - Mohammed Abu-terika, Ahmed Fatih, Shady mohamed & Mohamed zidan

Is that right?? Is marrying a divorcee still a sin cause I see divorcees being wedded in church almost every other saturday.

Say hello to the bad guy -  Tony Montana (Scarface)
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie - Tony Montana


I'm Tony Montana! You Bleep with me, you fuckin' with the best! - TONY _bleeping MONTANA (Scarface)

not yet, but very soon.

I love me a well roasted pig with loads of pepper.

or boiled and the later deep fried until its really dry,

of in sausages, beacon you name it.

Screw what the bible says and dont say. It said if you eyes leads you to sin pluck it off:

Mt 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell

I am yet to see a blind christian who plucked out his/her own eyes.

Thou shall not commit adultery;

Exodus20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Leviticus 20:10 ¶ And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.



But I am still bleeping

Matt 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

Wither the bible??

Christian scholars please explain this.

THE TEN COMMANDMENT OF GOD TO THE ISREALITES THROUGH MOSES

Exodus 20:1

And God spake all these words, saying,
2 I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. {bondage: Heb. servants}

3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:

5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

6 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

7 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

8 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

9 Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:

10 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:

11 For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

12 ¶ Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

13 Thou shalt not kill.

14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.

15 Thou shalt not steal.

16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Try giving this message to the

1. Private Jet buying
2. 1 million naira Boat Cruise taking
3. Expensive and Unaffordable University building
4. 37 million auditoruim building
5. Presidential election contesting
6. 10 car convoy riding
7. heat-packing Bodyguard carrying
8. Prosperity preaching
9. Imported suit wearing
10. 50 thousand pound birthday throwing

Pastors.


Mr 8:36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

1. Dundee United
2. Abiola babes
3. Ass-anal FC
4. 3sc FC
5. Lobi Stars
6. El-Knami
7. Enyimba

@ Topic

Without money you aint got nothing. Abi na love go feed her, cloth her, keep her in good & presentable condition??

The way wey better soup na money kill am, Na so wey money dey do fine girls.

Girls dont want no scrubs. . . . . . . . . . . TLC.

My age would have tripled by the time this will happen _{(and mind you I am not young)}

Bia Dani1luv, Ogini??

What is the matter??

Is that how you shout your elders name??

Be Kiaful o!! take your time.

Dont you have respect for elders??

Who cares what they round it up with!!
They have already shared his glory with Oyedepo.

Classic behaivior of a spoilt 9 year old brat whose parents gave unmonitored access to the internet. Throwing tantrums and cussing incessantly. Grow up you kenyan slowpoke.

@ Poster

My sixter!! my dear there is trouble o!!

All these prophetesses are very strong o!! You need a prophet who can counter her prophecy. Thank God that my uncle in the village is the Prophet of Prophecy Tarbanacle international.
Just bring 2 cows, 2 Goats, 1 bag of rice, 25 tubers of yam, 2 broiler chickens, half bag of onions, 1/2 bag of pepper, 2 sachets of maggi, Half bag of Egusi, 1 bag of semovita, 1/2 bag of garri, and 2 cartons of Five Alive. I swear that we will reverse the prophecy and give you a new one. If you cannot get everything, we have an account in GTB and 1st Bank that you can pay the sum of 500,000 naira into.

If you are interested you can reach me through my contact in my profile. Act soon before its too late o! Remember that this is not just ordinary prayer o, it is prophecy and to make matters worse it was by a prophetess.

rokiatu:
isn't that a bit rude on the poster

Do you expect any better from a 9 year old kenyan buffoon.

CHINEKE NNAM E!! See juju for Nairaland!!

Na this picture you put for sandoka wey you use get babe??

Make I no lie o!! but you resemble evil spirit and America wey I know no go fit give anybody wey resemble you Visa even if your papa na dangote.

Abeg marry the oyinbo girl if you fit, maybe your pikin fit take style fine.

I swear say if I see your face for dream na "blood of jesus" go first commot for my mouth.

Your face resemble person wey T.B Joshua don use practice how to kill winch.

My guy I know say I no fine o, but for where you dey, I be denzel washington.

_{Abeg commot that picture for there because small small children follow dey this website, make them no see am start to get bad dream for night.}

beauteous:
Nah,im older dan Ess bhut i'ma
allow him/her take d title if i get
more kisses

_{(If you want more just hola! I could keep kissing all my life)}

@ Delebayo

I'm sorry but your first post was pretty unintelligent. I hope this is not what you have to bring to Nairaland.

Where in your bible did it tell you to pray to the god of anybody?? Since when did oyedepo become the yardstick for measuring righteousness?? Of a thruth my people perish for lack of wisdom.

@ Prizless

You are a prizless _{( Speak no evil)}

Its on my profile. I got nothing to hide. Age is just a damn number.

Gamine:
Engineering is not a "mans" Course

Its more challenging though.
But Medicine is not for the faint-hearted

You this CU grad don come again. _{(Was only joking bout the man thing though the ratio of women to men in engineering is quite low.)}

The answer is simple.

On like the rich who have money to shape the future of their 1, 2, 3 , 4 Kids _{(training one to be a doctor, lawyer, engineer, name it. wether they like it or not,)} The poor can only play russian roulette with their kids hoping one of them would be the chamber with the bullet in it.

If he has 10 kids, definitely not all of them would be successful, so he is hoping that maybe;

1. One of his daughters will be pretty enough to land a rich guy for a husband.
2. One might branch into prostitution, Travel to europe and break bread.
3. One of the sons might end up a big time footballer.

e.t.c

Engineering all the way _{(Although I really do respect doctor alot. Seven years in the Uniersity is definetly no beans)}

Medicine = Stress

Engineering = _{Now thats a mans course}. Downright difficult.

What were you expecting to hear from n'landers??

You either run while you can or have a baby for him and see if that will help.

uchetobi:
While Its not bad to say the God of ……whoeva!

So why bother with Jesus?? I think his gigg is getting way too old right?? Oyedepo is more likely to get Gods attention than would the name of Jesus abi?? No wonder God answers their prayers better than he does that of RCCG, Deeper Life Bible Church, Redemption Ministries, all Anglican Churches, All pressbyterian, Methodist, Catholic and other such churches abi!!

What God do you know Oyedepo worships?? How do you know his powers are not diabolical?? Do you sleep with him at night?? Have you been privy to the good book to find out if his name is in it??

Mt 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Have you tried his spirit??

1John 4:1 ¶ Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

2Th 2:9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,