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 Culture › Re: I Can't Believe We Still Do This In Nigeria by Esss(m): 7:36pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
kojeiwa:Well we live in an uncivilised and unreasonable society, and moreover the robber arent civilised nor reasonable either. |
| Education › Re: Could This Really Be True by Esss(m): 7:33pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
@ Poster From you post its no suprise you had a D7 in english. |
| Culture › Re: Why Is Nigerian Society So Damn Corrupt? by Esss(m): 7:24pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
@ Topic Question; Why is the Nigerian society so damn corrupt?? Answer; It's Naija!! What more do you want to hear?? It's corrupt but we are still living. Corrution is our way of life. You are born into corruption. From the doctors and nurses who delivered you with fake drugs, to the fake baby milk you grew up with, to the corrupt policemen who gurad the society to the teachers who collects money from you in order for you to pass, to the filling ststion attendant who selld fuel to you above the stipulated price, to the everybody who is corrupt in their own way. But I'm loving it. So if E vex you too much, you can go to Algeria. |
| Culture › Re: I Can't Believe We Still Do This In Nigeria by Esss(m): 7:10pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
Abeg make una show me where fuel dey jo!! wetin sef!! See as all of una dey do like say if thief come una house come thief and una catch am, una no go burn am alive too. I still can forget the day they caught this supposed thief in my former neighbourhood, men it was like OMG!! people were trooping out of their houses with sticks and stones. Together we beat the shit out of the dude. One guy ran into his house and brought out some old tyres and suggested we burn the dude alive. The only luck that saved that robber was the fact that there was fuel scarcity that period and nobody was willing to waste the little they had on this thief. He was later handed over to the police who released him after some money must have changed hands. He was never tried in any court neither did he see the inside of any prison. I support marshal Law O! Burn them alive to send a message to other would be thiefs and robbers. And moreover, it is another means of population control. |
| Business › Re: Where Can I Buy Gold In Kano? by Esss(m): 6:54pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
sunshineky:It's amazing that in your bid to make me look bad you have only ended up making an ass of your self. No gold merchant will ask such a question you say?? Well just to enlighten your ignorant self, I deal in raw gold, with my source in Ghana. I was only attracted to this bloody thread by the word "cheap gold" cos in my line of business, cheap gold could only mean one of the following; > Either the gold is not real (prolly pyrite, copper or any gold allotrope) or > The price of Gold on the international market has dropped, or > The seller is am illiterate that does not know the worth of Gold. I only buy raw gold in the range of 18 - 24 Karats. Not cheap ornamentad gold plated necklaces that are imported from dubai that will burn your skin after 1 week. All you should have done was answer the damned post and not run your mouth. And by the way there is nothing like cheap gold. It's either gold or whateva it is you buy. 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: ?is Igbo-part Of Najia Really To Dangerous For Charity Work ? by Esss(m): 5:47pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
Bandito:Translation: German » English udode, It is important that you trust the Swiss organization. The eastern part of Nigeria is dangerous. The people believe that all WESTNERS work for oil There is risk for you, you can be abducted. However, western Nigeria is peaceful and northern NIGERIA is good. all good. What a collosal slowpoke. Is it the west that will gun you down straight up that is safe?? Abeg shut the Bleep up if you aint got anything smart to say. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Sunday Morning: How Was Church? by Esss(m): 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
kidub:Let me explain. The preaching is basically the same old shit. If it is not about "Giving", it's something that has to do with "faith" or hell or the devil or demons, or your relation in the village witch hunting you, or speaking in tongues. I could tell you all the pastor will say as soon as he announces the topic. But hey the pastor cracked me up last sunday in church. I swear this is a true story according to the pastor; Some dudes (supposed missionaries), were in this war torn community where they were killing peeps on the regular (like rwanda). So on this fateful day, the pastor in the story and his sidekick were out for a walk when they stumbled upon a massacre in progress. According to the preacher, there were dead bodies spewn all over the place. So the killers came upon them (the missionaries) and asked them to get on their knees and do somethnig (I didnt quite hear this part). But the next thing the killers started shooting at the missionaries and (In the exact words of the preacher) "when the smoke form the gun shots cleared, they saw both missionaries jumping around speaking in tongues and praying with not even a single bullet wound on any of them". (At this point I shouted "Odeshi", laughed myself to my satisfaction, picked up my bible and went out for a beer. I had heard enough.) And you should have seen the entire church clapping and screaming praise the lord. In fact last sunday should be called sunday of a thousand laughs. What a bunch of suckers. Smoke from gunshots?? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Under Anointing - Hoax, Real Or Hypnosis? by Esss(op): 7:12pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
@ Hurxley Those videos explained what I was saying. Our churches are filled with high energy activities that whip the congregation into a frenzy hence making it easy to hypnotise them without their knowing. @ Lucabrasi Where in the bible did anybody fall under the anointing? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Series: Bests, Worsts And Why? by Esss(m): 7:02pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
Worst serie 24 Reason; Even Jesus would have died by now. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Sunday Morning: How Was Church? by Esss(m): 6:49pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
bodija:Topic; Show me the money |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Sunday Morning: How Was Church? by Esss(m): 6:36pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
The same shit you get every sunday. First they sing some worship songs to get you in the mood, Then the pastor comes and gives some mortivational speeches backed with some bible passages, And then they pary about everything you can think of on earth, Oh! and ofcourse they collect your money I mean offering, tithe, building offering, seed faith offering, burnt sacrifice offering, e.t.c offering then they send you home reminding you of the daily services. |
| Romance › Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date by Esss(m): 8:46am On Jul 06, 2008 |
iseobio:  |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: How Come USA Isn't Reaching Out To Zimbabwe? by Esss(m): 1:34am On Jul 06, 2008 |
@ topic cos they stand to gain nothing. |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephaine Okereke Files Divorce And Asking For N100 Million by Esss(m): 1:24am On Jul 06, 2008 |
wat rubbish!! Does our marrital laws in this country say anything about alimony?? Cos this 100million matter is not bean o! Abeg make person tell me before i marry o!! So I go just get my lawyer to draft me an Iron clad pre-nupt kia-kia. See Naija babes o!! 100million ke!! even if na yahoo sef. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Under Anointing - Hoax, Real Or Hypnosis? by Esss(op): 12:33am On Jul 06, 2008 |
This is the headline of a Newspaper. Pastor arrested at airport with device that delivers 12 volts of Jesus into unsuspecting worshippers Here's the link; http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=247x11016 |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Under Anointing - Hoax, Real Or Hypnosis? by Esss(op): 12:26am On Jul 06, 2008 |
ifyalways:Who is talking about making heaven, the question is falling under the anointing. Where in the bible did anybody fall under the anointing? Even when Jesus sent the Holy Spirit to baptise his disciples, the bible said nothing about anybody falling. So where did christians get this idea of falling down as a sign of recieving the spirit?? why is this such a big deal amongst christians?? why are some people more likely to fall under the anointing everytime the pastor prays than others?? Why is it that in the orthodox churches, falling under the anointing does not happen?? This falling thing has become the highlight of most pentecostal church services and crusades. Look at the adverts for churches on T.V, T.B Joshua, Chris Oyakhilome, e.t.c. the main scenes of the ads are falling under the anointing. For those who have fallen. what did you experience? |
| Romance › Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date by Esss(m): 12:09am On Jul 06, 2008 |
@ Topic Start with "the lord said" "the lord has revealed it to me" "the spirit ministered to me" and hold the biggest bible you can find. |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Most Female Dislike Kissing: by Esss(m): 12:06am On Jul 06, 2008 |
coolier:Not Cool.  |
| Literature › Re: Which Novels Can You Read Over And Over Like The First Time? by Esss(m): 12:01am On Jul 06, 2008 |
Kain and Abel - Jeffery Archer. (I'll read this book a million times over and still not get tired) Not a penny more not a Penny less - Jeffery Archer The Eleventh Commandment - Jeffery Archer The Gods are not to blame - Ola Rotimi The wedlock of the Gods - Cyprian Ekwensi (I'm not too sure) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Gay Chicken by Esss(m): 12:17am On Jul 05, 2008 |
Sweet!! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Under Anointing - Hoax, Real Or Hypnosis? by Esss(op): 11:23pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
davidylan:I think he said it was pulled by the hinn corporation 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Pregnant Man' Gives Birth To Girl by Esss(m): 11:15pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
Wow!! But it's not so exciting. Jesus's immaculate conception still rocks. Tell me wen a dude gets pregnant and not a transexual. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Under Anointing - Hoax, Real Or Hypnosis? by Esss(op): 11:09pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
manmustwac:so what r u?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Else Can Beat This English Expertise In Naija? by Esss(m): 10:52pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=148172.msg2462654#msg2462654 date=1215208198] please accept my sincerest apologies, the spat was not meant to mortify you in any way or manner whatsoever (speaking according to you quite literarily if i might add). . .[/quote]Bia! Na wetin?? what did i do to you that you have decided to insult me with english?? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Under Anointing - Hoax, Real Or Hypnosis? by Esss(op): 10:44pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
huxley:Are you serious?? was it the real hinn?? |
| Culture › Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream by Esss(m): 10:42pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
The Nigerian Dream?? Wow!! It's as simple as ABC. First and foremost to stack paper enough to travel Overseas. |
| Business › Re: Where Can I Buy Gold In Kano? by Esss(m): 10:35pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
I deal in gold but my question is this. Is it raw gold as in not moulded into any ornament or is it necklaces and stuff?? 1 Like |
