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CrimeRe: Mr Ghen Ghen: SARS Operatives Harass Model, Ask Him To Provide Salary Statement by Etonyc(m): 2:47pm On Oct 19, 2019
abescom:
They did that shiit to me before. Unfortunately for them I had an offer from a company I have been wanting to win over and I knew allowing them to delay me will make me lose the offer to others.

Bribed them with 10k and left only to discover they had lost my car documents. That led to my wife knowing and calling her parents and till date they won't forget that incident.

One would have just lost his job if I didn't beg for the bastard.
Why did you beg for the bastard?? U are part of the problem...
RomanceRe: 24-Year-Old Man Weds His American Fiancée In Ughelli, Delta State by Etonyc(m): 9:50am On Oct 19, 2019
WorWorBoy:
The women is even older than Nigeria self grin cheesy
U made me laugh!!! Mad somebody
CelebritiesRe: Bella Hadid Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World - Golden Ratio Of Beauty by Etonyc(m): 5:05pm On Oct 17, 2019
tegafej:
They need to see my gf... Definition of pure beauty and class.

You will revoke that title.

Diamond you are the most beautiful girl in the world!
Thick!!!!
EducationRe: 'Money Heist': UNIBEN Accounting Final Year Students In Spanish Series Costume by Etonyc(m): 8:21am On Oct 17, 2019
[quote author=NwaAmaikpe post=83204222]shocked



It's obvious that their aim of studying accounting is to use fraud in commiting heists.[/quote
Exactly Cus I wonder why this is the best creative concept they could come up with
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Dances To Naira Marley's 'Soapy' Song by Etonyc(m): 9:56am On Oct 15, 2019
As predicted
CelebritiesRe: Death Threat: Teebillz Reacts To Dotun Interview With Tacha by Etonyc(m): 6:16am On Oct 15, 2019
donstan18:
Teebillz seems too gentle to marry a woman like Tiwa Savage.
Don’t be fooled he’s a loud, irresponsible, heavy hard drug user! Unless he has changed
PoliticsRe: John Nnanyerem Aguiyi Is Dead: General Aguiyi Ironsi's Son Dies by Etonyc(m): 8:06pm On Oct 14, 2019
Prompto:
The only fool I see here is your father. That aside I am willing to accept whatever death that come my way for whatever atrocities by my ancestors. I am no coward neither am I Ojukwu that slaughteried 2 million of his own people only to elope in female garment to a land where he remain a vagabond till date.
U didn’t have to involve his or her father, that’s not right
CrimeRe: Armed Robber Execution In 1972 At Bar Beach Lagos (Disturbing Throwback Video) by Etonyc(m): 6:50pm On Oct 10, 2019
My opinion is this should be done to any corrupt political leader
CelebritiesRe: Bisi Alimi Tells Kemi Olunloyo She Is Envious & Becoming Dangerous To Women by Etonyc(m): 7:15am On Oct 10, 2019
This old agbaya no Dey rest
CelebritiesRe: Why Kizz Daniel And Reekado Banks Are Not In Good Terms by Etonyc(m): 1:14pm On Oct 14, 2018
ogajaki:
rumors everywhere
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meanwhile I can help you create foreign number to use on whatsapp and facebook.

message me on whatsapp
If u not a criminal why use a foreign number when ur location is in this shithole country!! Yahoo boy
FamilyRe: 'If You Breastfeed Your Son, You're Training Him To Be A Rapist' - Lady Says by Etonyc(m): 5:59am On Oct 14, 2018
Senseless comment
CelebritiesRe: 'Finest Man Ever': Annie Idibia Gushes Over Her Husband by Etonyc(m): 12:42pm On Oct 13, 2018
2shure:
nigerian ladies are good at deceit
wtf hw if he was a broke ass man
wud she be able to say such
know me when im poor
not when am rich
u come and claim relationship.
She met him broke
PoliticsRe: Anxiety As Nigeria’s Fresh 25 Oil Cargoes Await Buyers by Etonyc(m): 1:46pm On Oct 11, 2018
pablobellins:
*IF THE BIBLE WERE TO BE WRITTEN IN OUR TIME, THE STORY OF ATIKU COULD HAVE BEEN THUS*

AN ACCOUNT OF THE TRIALS OF ATIKU THE SON OF ABUBAKAR

1. In the seventh year that king Obasanjo reigned over the kingdom, a great trouble broke out in the land. For when his time was come nigh that he may descend from the throne that he called unto himself noble men in the land.

2. And he declared unto them saying: "Now that my days on the throne are few, allow me therefore to rule over thee for another four years".

3. And he gathered together of them that maketh laws in the Red Chamber in the city of the king, and even unto they in the Green Chamber, that they may amend the books of the law to favour him.

4. But this thing grieved Atiku the son of Abubakar who was the king's deputy. And he said unto his master, "howbeit seekest thou to rule over the people for another term? sweareth not thou by the name of thy god to set me upon the throne after thee?

5. Practice thou not this great evil against me and against the kingdom for it is written in the books of the law that a king may not reign but for two terms which equal eight years''. But these words changeth not the heart of the king.

6. And Atiku conspired with the Governors of the provinces and of the men who maketh laws in the city of the great king and they rejected king Obasanjo that he may continually reign over the kingdom.

7. And the king was wrought with grave anger and he declared according to these words to Atiku the son of Abubakar saying, "because thou hath done this great evil unto me, thou shall no longer sit upon the throne of this kingdom even unto thy death".

8. When the son of Abubakar saw that the king favoureth him not, that he departed from the camp of the king by the name PDP, and pitched his tent in the camp of the king's adversaries by the name ACN that he may contend the throne of the kingdom.

9. And it came to pass that Governor Yaradua who ruleth over the province of Katsina found favour in the sight of king Obasanjo. And when the time was come for the appointment of the king that he defeated Atiku and was appointed and anointed king over the kingdom. And king Yaradua ruleth the kingdom with the fear of God. But his days as king was full of affliction.

10. And when king Yaradua gave up the ghost that Goodluck the son of Jonathan who siteth by his side as the deputy reigned after him. But when the time was come nigh that the son of Jonathan be appointed again that Atiku departed from the camp of the king's adversaries and entered into the king's camp that he may be appointed.

11 . But the son of Jonathan defeated Atiku again for he spake according to these words unto the people, "I feel thy pains brethren for I was once like thee. I wore no sandals on the soul of my feet in the years of my youth when seeketh I knowledge, for my parents were of little means". And the people loved him and appointed him.

12. And the host of the other camps were vexed with a great vexation. For sixteen years they made battle against the king's camp and hath not prevailed against it.

13. And a certain noble man by the name Audu the son of Ogbe declared unto the leaders of the camps that contended the throne with the king's camp saying: "howbeit thinkest thou in thy heart to prevail against the king's camp if comest thou not together as one?

14. Harken to my voice this day, come let us reason together that we may enlarge our coast and verily, verily I say unto thee, the throne of the kingdom shall be delivered into our hands.

15. Of the camps that came together that day to form the APC were ACN from the west, ANPP from the North and a part of APGA from the East of the kingdom. Even the unhappy in the camp of PDP crossed over into the camp too.

16. And Atiku the son of Abubakar departed again from the king's camp by the name PDP and entered into the camp of the king's adversaries that he may contend the throne.

17. But Mohammed the son of Buhari was favoured among them that seeketh the throne from the camp of the APC for he swore unto the leaders of the camp saying, "Behold brethren, I am full of age and my eyes are becoming dim, suffer me to ascend unto the throne for I shall only reign for four years". And Buhari was anointed king over the kingdom.

18. And it troubled the son of Abubakar in his heart that he was rejected as king again. But he saith in his heart, I shall be of long suffering and remain in this camp for I shall ascend unto the throne after the fourth year of king Buhari.

19. But it came to pass that as the end of the fourth year of king Buhari's reign was at hand that the advisers in the king's court said unto him, be of good courage, gird thy loins and present thyself to be appointed again to reign over the kingdom for another four years.

20. And when Atiku heard of these words that he was vexed with anger and he repenteth that he joined the APC.

21. And he said, "I shall arise and go back to PDP which is the camp of my youth. And I shall declare unto them, “I have sinned against thee and against God. Accept me this day that I may once again contend the throne in thy bosom”.

22. And on the twenty fourth day of the eleventh month of the year before a new king is appointed that Atiku the son of Abubakar departed from the camp of APC and joined the camp of his youth.

23. And there was great jubilation in the camp of PDP that day for they said, “Verily, the prodigal son returneth.

24. But they forgot that Aremu, the son of Obasanjo, who still sees himself as the King maker, will not approve of it.
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Abeg where you buy this weed wey do u like this?
CelebritiesRe: Fans Divided Over Roman Goddess' Massive Cleavage-Baring Photos: 'Kuku Go Nude' by Etonyc(m): 9:49pm On Oct 08, 2018
Sex object cry
RomanceRe: Zambian Man Weds His Dwarf Wife, Kneels Down To Hug And Kiss Her (Photos) by Etonyc(m): 11:02pm On Oct 07, 2018
youngest85:
God will judge this man for deceiving this lady
Are u normal?
PoliticsRe: 2019: Fresh Crisis Brews In APC As Governors Set For Battle With Oshiomhole by Etonyc(m): 9:00am On Oct 04, 2018
How does this relate to the topic?
RomanceRe: Reasons Why SA Women Are The Best!!! by Etonyc(m): 11:40pm On Oct 03, 2018
wtfcoded:
Well, I have investments @ southafrica, I've dated n fvcked alotta southy pussi ok.
So I know ur women, n discovered that where i come 4rm, that our women is far better than ur golden pussied southy females...case closed!
By the way, I'm still @ S.A, come n beat me if u can.
Why are u lying?
PoliticsRe: Fighter Jet Pilot Rescued From Crash Site In Abuja (pictures) by Etonyc(m): 4:05pm On Sep 28, 2018
Elexdallas:
Tell me why he is a hero,
Their carelessness caused the accident
Do u mind d person...obviously d nairalander needs a dictionary
PoliticsRe: Fighter Jet Pilot Rescued From Crash Site In Abuja (pictures) by Etonyc(m): 4:03pm On Sep 28, 2018
[quote author=TheShopKeeper post=71608400]...he is a hero and legend!!![/quote.

For crashing his jet ?
FamilyRe: Wife Exposes Her Husband's Side Chick's Nude Photos On Twitter by Etonyc(m): 3:26pm On Sep 28, 2018
[quote author=Amberon1 post=71603214]Fish brain....

Oh wait that's even a compliment, crayfish brain. [/quote

Lol
PoliticsRe: Davido: No PDP Agent In Ward 007, 012 In Olode, Ife South LGA - Davido Tweets by Etonyc(m): 2:15pm On Sep 27, 2018
[quote author=okk4sure post=71571640]Ogbeni go & park somewhere!Back ur stories wt evident.[/quote

Hater spotted! grin]
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek: I Have A Spiritual Problem After Reading A Book (Video) by Etonyc(m): 6:19am On Sep 26, 2018
He better stops smoking crack !!!
CelebritiesRe: "Until I Start Sleeping With Your Father's.... " - Ahneeka by Etonyc(m): 9:28am On Sep 25, 2018
See wetin big brother cause!!! Who knows her on a normal day!
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde & Daughter, Meraiah At The Academy Private Reception by Etonyc(m): 7:32am On Sep 25, 2018
[quote author=kevlucky post=71500108][/quote]The idiot in question has it inbuilt
PoliticsRe: Davido Reacts As INEC Declares Osun Governorship Election Inconclusive by Etonyc(m): 5:25pm On Sep 23, 2018
tizzdi:
SOMEONE JUST SAID DAVIDO IS MORE POPULAR THAN HIS UNCLE ADELEKE grin
Honestly true...
CelebritiesRe: Who Is BNaira? Biography, Lifestyle, Net Worth, Age Of Adewale Adebayo by Etonyc(m): 8:51pm On Sep 21, 2018
So what are we to use the info for
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s First Babymama Releases Chats They Had About Their Son(photos) by Etonyc(m): 10:55am On Sep 20, 2018
Caseless:
Wizkid, you de crase. That's the only woman that ever loved you. All those olosho that came to you because of fame are your enemies.
She didn't love him, he was 'get rich quick option' that didn't work out well for her simple!!!
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s First Babymama Releases Chats They Had About Their Son(photos) by Etonyc(m): 10:47am On Sep 20, 2018
She's not that innocent jor, she just soliciting for pity! Read d chat sef she was trying to play victim Cus she had it in mind to go public...summary she wants fast money!!!! Go and work BITCH!!!!
CrimeRe: Shoplifter Caught After Returning To Steal In Abuja (Photo) by Etonyc(m): 12:37pm On Sep 19, 2018
nnadychuks:
Nnadychuks' law of shoplifting states that the number of thieves entering a shop is directly proportional to the size of the shop. Mathematically, L=KS where K is a constant of certainty tongue
For your mind you made sense abi?
CrimeRe: Beauty John: I Slept With 20-25 Men Everyday – Libya Returnee Confession by Etonyc(m): 10:17pm On Sep 16, 2018
20×365=7300,
7300×3=21900...

Ignorance Is not an excuse

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