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Nice concepts especially for a slow typist like me

felicity111:
wil he be operating computer on his presidential seat or will be paying workers onlyn

I guess he could use dt computer to fight corruption just as our president blabbed yesterday.


"I will use technology to tackle corruption" GEJ 2015.



I throway salute for our dumbo president o!

ravensckar:
I appreciate Sir! But to be honest with you, it's damn stressful. I'm just closing for the day @ guys hour yet, still have some work to battle with at home.


Will reach you on your line to see how you can give me elderly advise about the work cos all I keep hearing here is that work hasn't started yet. Just imagine?

Mr visiting prof! Seems u've just been released from ur cage


Ain't you the one that alwz tell me dt 'Where there's a will, there's a way?' So, wats happening now? Lol!



If you dare resign from that job in the name of being stressful, I'll report you to '12 ANTITHESIS class that our esteemed prof has bcom a deserter. Nd I guess u know d consequence, we'll strip u off your professorship title.

Odunharry:
Good mrning everyone.

O boy see work o.....
Osyxcel,evathyst..

Evening Sir! Mine is not work o, idleness has silenced me. Anyways, there's God sha. Seriously considering my options for the new year cos it seems I'm gradually getting tired of the boring nature of my job. It's the same routine everyday. Haba? Am I a chinese robot?


Would have even applied in that visiting prof their job self lemme see stressful it really is. My Oga no vex o, na joke o

Some are trained footballers,

Some are born-footballers,


While others play football due to lack of jobs.



Les Cristiano, Les Ronaldo, you are a born-footballer. As far as I'm concerned, there are only two footballers in the world, Ronaldo and the rest.


Barcanista do you agree? Lol

lwise:
Good things are not that cheap,it wasn't designed with MTK chip you know.
So it is not in the range of tecno phones.

You won't regret buying it.I took my time b4 picking it up.

Hmnnn? But 60K no be child's play o!


Anyways, will give it a deep thought though. It's not dt d money isn't there, but I just needed to be careful about how I spend my allowy. Probably, I'll use it as my end of the year gift for myself. But the size though, almost the size of a laptop
Tnx 4 ur prompt response though.

lwise:
Between 58 to 60k now.

Jesus


Doesn't dt cost a fortune? Probably I gotta hang on till d prize crashes cos I can't afford dt kinda money for now.

Mehn! See tab? Without mincing words, I do say ds tab is awesome. Plz, how much does it cost?

Someone has gone AWOL. for Heaven's sake, where the heck is our visiting prof? Lol! I called him yesterday, common to pick call self na WAEC. Some work can really be something else.

Following closely. While I may not be one of his admirers, but one thing you can't take away from ds Pastor is his near-accurate predictions. Anyways, God knows best sha.

kevoh:
Help you sister by not letting her go for this course. Zero future potential! Find a proper course for her

Exactly Bro! I've tried talking her out of it but she seems hellbent on studying d course. More so, apart from English Lang, is there any other other course in the faculty of arts which you can recommend for her? Please lemme know o!



Lest I 4get, tnx 4d advise. Was thinking of d same thing as well....

emmyvet:
Let her go and buy the application form(undergraduate is 5k) in the bank and the look for a business center around the study center to fill the application form and print admission letter for her then she go inside the study center for screening Nd then proceed to pay her school fees(60-70k depending on number of course which she is registering).


but if this will stress her contact me with the info on my signature let me assist her.

Tnx! U'r a darling! Will link her up with you asap!



U'r in lagos study centre ba?

emmyvet:
Alright!

Please Bro, you gotta help me out on this. I have a younger sister who doesn't seem to be lucky when it comes to admission matters. Now, we've all decided that she goes to Open Univ. She's an art student, and I guess she prefers Mass Comm. So Bro, in a step by step explanation Sir, what are the steps to be taken to get her admitted into Open Univ?



As in, the procedures to be taken. Amount to be paid, and how to go about everything. Will appreciate your timely response here Sir, cos Dad wants to pay the money as soon as possible.


Lest I forget, she wants to enroll at Lagos study centre.

Thanks in anticipation as I await a favourable response.

Givemejoy:
This is inspirational and motivating. We also look forward to reading other "oga's" experiences such as GoldenDr, artisticallyart, Sunnypar, Manie, Prof.gday Islamics, Evathyst and et.al

Can't stop laughing.


What that writer narrated above is more comical than inspirational. Honestly, some interviews could be something else. I could remember the case of our account teacher who was just drinking water intermittently during the course of the interview. U go fear na



Speaking from my own personal experience, some interviews I goofed big time, some I murdered. But in all, I learnt one or two things. Will give you details later.

Mo

emmyvet:
Sorry for the late reply.
This is a list for all the pgd programmes

a) Criminology and Security Studies
b) Journalism and Mass Communication
c) Peace Studies and Conflict Resolution
d) Christian Theology
E) PGD AgriculturalExtension and Management
F) Postgraduate Diploma in Education
G) Postgraduate Diploma in Distance Education
H)PGD HIV/AIDS Education and Managemen
I) Financial Management 3309
J) Public Administration 3311
K) French 1024
L) Hotel and Catering Management 1025
M) Business Administration
Ñ) Digital Communications 5302
O) Mobile Communications Technology (Wireless) 5304
P) Information Technology

Tnx a million times Sir! Would pm you as regards some other things I wana inquire from you.

jom28gy:
Evathyst,is this the current one,i mean 2014/2015 session for Law student?

If you ask me na who I go ask? Lol

RatandBot:
See all their programmes here, http://nou.edu.ng/announcements/registrablecs.html

Click each faculty link to see their course. Thanks

Tnx Sir! I appreciate!

emmyvet:
No, I just answered your last question which is "is it compulsory to do elective course"
An elective course is not compulsory.

Good day Sir, sorry for quoting you. If you could please help me with a comprehensive list of the courses NOUN offers in their post-graduate school. I'm a graduate of Env Biology and would love to do my Msc in that same field. Been trying to find out if NOUN offers dt course in their post-graduate school. Or better still, if you could help me with the list of courses offered at their faculty of Natural/Biological Sciences o. N:B Post graduate please.


Wil appreciate your timely response. Thanks!

KillerBeauty:
True. Even if you studied shiiit science if you prove yourself worthy and you have what I need in my organization, you are hired

Hired as wat if I may ask? He's talking about courses with relevant applicability here in Nigeria. Plz tell me, what exactly would a Zoology graduate do in this God-forsaken country?


Rather than give pple false-hope, let's just tell dem d reality on ground. It's not tantamount to scaring them per say, but just bracing them up for what lies ahead. My interaction with many so-called 'graduates' during my NYSC days made me realise how f*cked some pple's mentality are. A good number of graduates I spoke to den told me affirmatively that 'they went to school so as to be rich'.

Den I asked one of them who studied Mathematics how his course will lead him to riches assuming he wouldn't teach Mathematics in a sec sch. Na so case take close.

FriedPlantain:
If you are working and you have little time for any other thing, and you want run your masters programme in a reputable federal universty, I'd suggest you choose National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN). Admission isn't as difficult as other top Federal universities, your education won't be hampered by strikes, the fees and total cost of running a post graduate degree there is relatively cheap, you can do it anywhere in the country and whole package no get wahala like other institutions. You also get to meet the best lecturers around in the country there, and if you are a bright and hardworking student, you could finish within a year!

If you still don't fancy this juicy offer, you can come join me in France where I'm currently running my MSC, my masters, APC, Bsc and PHD concurrently.

Friedplantain

He he he he! Some nairalanders sha. Even when one has resolved not to laff, characters like ds will alwz lighten up one's day.



But on a more serious note Sir, been trying to find out about Open Univ, but it seems they don't offer my course(Env Biology) as a post-graduate course. Any idea of the courses which their post graduate college offers for Faculty of pure science?