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DollyParton1:
Shiiit!!! Dude did pussy over friends
Dont blame the guy. Konji na bastard.

Don't mind him, he's now here looking for his lost friend. You need to see the cold treatment he gave me dt 'fateful' day. Funny enough, the girlfriend too was now clinging to him like her life depended on it. Shior!


Here's someone whom we attended the same univ and even served in the same place during NYSC. Some men self, they can sacrifice friendship on the altar of....

ravensckar:
Huh? Me? Stranger? Now, lemme prove u wrong...


Name: Akinola Abisola Victoria
Nickname: Amarula.
School graduated from: O.A.U Ile-ife
Matric no: SEC/2007/O4*
NYSC call up number: CR/13/032*
NYSC place of primary assignment: Bakassi Local Govt council.
Home address: 4* Western avenue surulere.
Phone number: 070118378**



You could have told me I offended you and u'r angry with me, and not that u don't know me. Lolz! Ladies and their strange attitudes.

So what have you done now? Absolutely nothing!


I still don't know you

If you like, add mum, dad, nd every of my siblings name. I still don't know you. Gerrit?

Now buzz off!


Shey I came to your house and u treated me like a stranger because of your girlfriend? Henceforth, u've become a stranger to me.

ravensckar:
Hmnnn...

*walks majestically into thread*


Seems a lot has happened in my absence; Teachers get together abi? Anyways, we shall be there. But please, there's one lady's name that keeps popping up in this get together and it shouldn't be. If I say 'Eva' then you can add the remaining 'thyst'


Evathyst, are you really serious about being part of this get together thing? Lolz. I hope that 'Amarula' scenario will not play out again. This time around, I wouldn't volunteer to carry you home. Lolz.




Lest I forget friends, a physics home tutor is needed at Oke-afa area in Isolo. If you're interested, please call me on 08135138440.

who's this?


I don't discuss with strangers abeg

Hmnnn...

GoldenDr:
Lovely idea. "we" are all big guns, but since it our first time it may not be as big as it is (I believe in dreaming big, but realities are better)especially when some of us are earning not so much(my opinion). I agree the discussion should be during the holidays plus we may even form Association of Home Tutor after several conferences (get together). Evathyst...... Longest of time. Before I forget, guest viewers that are interested, how do they participate?

Big boss, please don't be angry with ur girl o. It has just been work, study, hustle, and life generally. Most times, I follow this thread discreetly especially when I'm just too tired to type anything. As regards the 'get together', I'm 100% in.

avicky:
And I also wonder why you are viewing the thread discreetly .
Anyways, i am cool. Slept my eyes out during the day that's why I'm awake now. May our hustles pay off at the end of the day. It is well.
There's a get together about to take place here,,so join the train because I will like to see you life and direct.

Really?


Get together? It should rather be a cocktail party o! Cos all work and no coming together make teaching a dull profession. Will see how I can contribute my own quota sha...

avicky:
Viewing this topic - Evathyst. Long time, no hear buddie.

I wonder why u'r still awake at ds time of d night? Lol!


It has really been a while o Sister. Hustling & bustling no gree person see road. Hope u'r cool sha?

tosyne2much:
I dey always look your face oooooh .... Na you don dey claim hard to get since the time of Soddom and Gommarah

lyk seriously? Maybe because I've been taken by another nairalander. U care to guess who that lucky guy is

tosyne2much:
Whats up miss ?

Yo man! I'm cool!

Ds one wey u look my face today, wetin do all ur Nland babes wey no dey gree u see road?

bonechamberlain:
she is a total failure to the bakassi people... they call her mama bakassi, yet their land was sold to cameroon under the cowards (olusegun obasanjo) regime..

Mama what?


Abeg no talk wetin u no know o! She's only called mama bakassi on the pages of newspaper. But on the streets of bakassi, especially in Esighi, Ikang, Ifiang-Nsung, Ikoti-wang, na mama militant.


It was tru her connections militants carved a niche for themselves in bakassi. They have become so powerful that even our military can't dare them there.


As regards the bakassi land which Nigeria ceded to cameroun, make I no talk pass my mouth cos I want my parents to enjoy my success. Just go*gle 'Green tree agreement' u'll find a clue.


Anyways, the evil that women do live after them...

barcanista:
I hold nothing against anyone and I never attacked anyone on this thread because of the past. I vigorously campaigned for Buhari here only to realise that the Change we seek seem far and look like a desperate attempt when looking at the people leading the charge. I actually never expected it and in my usual manner i voiced some of my discontent which some other people interpret the way they want to. Anyway, I won't want to go into all that, I will continue to post accurate and factual information from both sides, let people be the judge themselves. I will no longer do a one-way thing. I hope those looking up to me understand

ur case of u-turn is a classic one of politics without ideology. Hence, u wouldn't come here supporting ur kinsman just because OBJ has turned his back at him.


The same thing dt worked for GEJ in 2011 is wat is working for Buhari presently. Pple are voting for Buhari and not APC. It's only insanity that makes a person do the same thing and expect a different result, if GEJ has failed us, must we fail ourselves by voting him again?


Abeg shove dt ur self-serving propaganda inside ur as*. It's Buhari dt is contesting not OBJ.


With or without barcanista, Nairaland progressives live on.

Mr Buttock has done it again!


Blues till eternity.

How come they didn't state the vacant positions? Or am I the only one seeing this?

digitalsimboja:
Dearest colleagues, please herewith is a question I was asked in an interview that had me blabbing without arriving at any answer. Maybe u can help rectify d answer to it by injecting ur own view here. Thanks in advance as the question goes 'Differentiate between an effective and efficient staff; which one do u prefer to be in our firm'..i blanked really at dx..

This is the simplest question I've come across in recent time. An efficient staff is one who is hard working. But his hard work may not necessarily transform to productivity and profit for his agency. An effective staff on the other hand is one who may not necessarily seem like he's over-working himself. But his little effort however transform into huge success.


Since the goal of every employer is to increase their productivity, I think the latter is better on their pay-roll.

barcanista:
It is no news that some media and personalities have been reporting of a "planned" installation of an Interim National Government by President Goodluck Jonathan. Sahara Reporters, Obasanjo and other "sources" are few people to be propagating this "revelation".

We were told that the Jonathan's administration has no plan to conduct the election and it planned to create a chaos for the Army led by General Kenneth Minimah to takeover the reins of power because they will rather not witness a Buhari government.

Later we were told that the President plans to perpetually remain in power by getting the NASS postpone the election for six months with the pretence of the crises in the North - East. The plan is to invoke Section 135(3) of the Constitution according to this theory.

Just of recent we were told by Sahara Reporters that their "Source" told them that Jonathan approached exHead of State General Abdulsalam Abubakar and "begged" him to head the supposed ING. The plan according to this source is to prevent Muhammadu Buhari from gaining victory at the poll. According to SR, the Jonathan government is to bribe NASS members with $2m and $1m each for Senate and Reps members respectively.
The plan here is for them to invoke Section 135(3) of the Constitution and declare the ING.

Aside from the fact that all theories appear disjointed and does not portray in anyway as to how Jonathan will benefit from the schemes, it also begs for the question of what is the possibility?

Firstly, Jonathan had told the US Secretary of State Mr John Kerry that the election will be held and a New Government inaugurated come May 29. President Jonathan repeated the statement in his media chat. So far, there has been no clue as to whether he plans to remain indefinitely. He also debunked the story of handing over to the Military or any illegal government

Secondly, the talk of Interim National Government is alien to our constitution. There is no way that can happen when we have no constitutional crises. There is no way Abdulsalam or Minimah can assume power except there is a coup. If there is any, then there will be a counter coup. Assuming Jonathan even considers bribing the NASS to get the six(6) months extension, he doesn't need an Abdulsalam or an ING to lead during the extension period. Section 135(3) of the Constitution is very clear that the incumbent preside over the country for the period of any extension. Considering that the opposition controls the House, the ruling party have the Senate, except there is a compromise, that will not scale through.

Thirdly, if the President is to exploit the Military. it will be to give PDP undue advantage at the poll by harassing the opposition on the day of election, and not to handover power to any Gen Minimah or a phantom ING that isn't feasible anywhere.

This talk of an ING is baseless, a distraction, a tool to heat up the already saturated polity. It is one propaganda too many. It is a threat to peace and our collective unity. I have absolute confidence that the election will be held and winner will be inaugurated come May 29.

Sir, I totally disagree with ur assertions on the purpoted ING...

Typical of all drowning persons, GEJ is desperately trying to cling to anything just to stay afloat. Let's begin ds way, GEJ and his cohorts know dt a Buhari presidency will definitely open a can of worms on many evil acts being perpetrated by his administration. First and foremost, who do you think the real boko haram sponsors are? That boko haram could be distributing flyers asking pple to stay away from the forthcoming election, doesn't it speak volume of who the perpetrators are?


Secondly, all the shady deals which Allison Maduekwe has been doing in the petroleum sector nko? Wouldn't it implicate GEJ if properly investigated?


Thirdly, all the missing billions which the two former CBN governors have been lamenting about nko?




Finally on my sermon, even a village idiot knows GEJ's loss at the poll is imminent. Hence, he's just trying to salvage what would be left of his miserable life should Buhari assumes presidency. A Buhari's presidency will definitely probe, prosecute, and humiliate corrupt politicians.


By using the ING, GEJ is trying to prevent being probed, prosecuted, and subsequently humiliated. In case u still don't get it, lemme leave you with the latin proverb which says 'Qui bono' meaning who benefits? One thing u can't take away from sahara reporters is their uncanny ability to sniff out the truth from wherever it may be hidden. Remember, it was ds same sahara reporters dt speculated the postponement of february 14 election. Did it not come to pass?

honourableseyi:
SCHOOL OF MANAGEMENT SCIENCES
i. Undergraduate Programme
a) B.Sc. Cooperatives Management
b) B.Sc. Entrepreneurship 3204
c) B.Sc. Accounting (in Collaboration with ICAN)
d) B.Sc. Hospitality Management 3206

ii. Postgraduate Diploma Programmes
a) Financial Management 3309
b) Public Administration 3311
c) Business Administration 3313

iii. Masters Degree Programmes
a) Master of Public Administration (MPA)
b) Master of Business Administration (MBA)
c) Master of Science Public Sector Management
d) Master of Science Public Administration
e) Master of Science Business Administration

ur response was very helpful. Tnx Bro!

Would tell her to use her hand to do herself. Lolz! Dt is, she should use her own hand to chose any of the above listed courses.


Once again, I'm grateful for your timely response.

Please o, somebody should help me with the list of all management courses offered in NOUN. I've a Sis, who wants to study Banking&Finance.

wisolf:
Lol u get bad mouth..Chelsea giving them high blood pressure since time immemorial..

Allez les blues!

See them, stingy guys everywhere. How much una wan spend self wey una blood just dey boil like hypertensive patient.


Any guy dt cannot prove his love for me on ds val day should park well for life.


#TeamValMustHold#

yungmill:
lord pls answer her prayers and grant her ATM VS CHELSEA in e CL AMEN



3-1 should be fun on replay

Amen! When dt day eventually comes, I do like you to sit close to where I'll watch it. So dt I can be checking ur body temperature from time to time... Lolz!

Krasid:
The same ATM that brought down the bridge last season.They will beat chelsea sky blue, royal blue and navy blue.

U care to place a bet? My boyfriend to ur girlfriend


No be only ATM, na POS terminal. If their team is d ATM, den Chelsea is the card that can be used to make the withdrawal. Shebi their coach dey behave like one ex-convict, e go clear for him eye.


Blues for treble!

yungmill:
its just everton bro, remember teams like ATM still exist

ATM for who? It's real madrid's bride price dey can afford. Dts why dey will alwz defeat dem anyday anytime. But at d mention of Chelsea, every rascality shall be subdued...

Before now, I've never liked dt 'Ruffian' called willian. But his goal tonight though, dts wat I call a perfect night peck.


Allez les blues!

I siddon dey look...


Who knows, initialize might just show up with my valentine tab. #Fingers crossed#

Sophyrocks:
Kneeling down on gravel stones under the sun, Washing of toilet, cutting of high rising grasses sotey my hand nearly peel finish. Ooooh! smh. All of these were for flimsy reasons o. Chai!! Boarding life wasnt easy as a junior student at all. Kmt.

Kneeling down on gravel stones under the sun? Lyk seriously? Is ds a punishment or torture

tiamiyukunle69:
Live telecast

plz, which station would broadcast it live?

I was there!

On that memorable day dt ASSnal was KANED


Feeling like dancing now, does anyone know how to sing a mockery song? Lolz!

He he he he



It's Bolton baby!


Who say Chelsea food no go don, him own water self no go boil...

laykorn:
Yaya Shaba from Hope asked about roads says his party will build qualitative roads. Reduce accident. Says his party has a good plan for that area.
Ayamlaykorn

Na only you waka come?




Lolz!

'Four years is enough for anyone to solve power problem. If I cannot solve it in 4yrs, even if I spend another 10years there I wouldn't be able to...'



Read the comprehension above carefully and answer the following questions.

1-Who made the above statement?
2-Who was this statement directed to?
3-Under what circumstance was this particular statement above made?
4-Four years after the above statement was made, what is the status quo?



To participate, text your GEJ together with your answers to 32330. SMS costs #50 only.

initialize:
Alright... Make I go kiss Evathyst then.

You say wah


You want to kiss me, is the tablet ready?

alakara:
Pls,
Can you pls give me some of the capital punishment.

Punishments like lying down on the field when the sun is not up. Stretching the arms while kneeling down, picking a pin, Riding a bike, Frog jumping, crawling on their knees to a particular distance, should I go on?


Lol!