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Bayonet40:
I am currently suffering from pile and it's very painful, as it is now am having constipation, and when ever I try to use the toilet, the pile do come out so I have to push it back in again. But the pain is what I can no longer endure. Please help me. What should I do, what drugs should I get to at least reduce the pains. I can't stand or even sit for 30 minutes. Please help

My mum knows the herbal remedy.
20k contact me if you are truly serious.
It will be delivered to your location.
(You pay for waybill)
Contact me using Nairaland email.
Will be waiting to reply you.

MisterKennedy:
Good evening dear Nairalanders.

I've been having swelling on my anus since 2014. I saw a pharmacist and he prescribed Anusol for me to buy. After taking the Anusol, I felt better for some days and the swelling reduced but it came back few day later.

Now being almost 8 years ago. January 2022 will make it 8 years that I've been having this pile.

I've gone to University hospital in my State here in Jos and the woman also suggested Anusol for me. I've taken the Anusol but I'm still stock where I am. No difference at all.

Please has anybody ever experienced pile?
How did you get rid of yours?

The worst part now is that the pile comes with pain now. It almost feels like there's pepper in my anus.

Somebody please help me. Please don't just read and ignore me. Please see me as your brother or your son. Please help me fam.

There is an herbal remedy just for 20k Contact me.

Niger delta republic,Biafra,odouduwa and co...Hahaa

myike2:
Hello Nairalanders…

So I’m looking for a good way/means of investing up to N1m. I currently don’t live in Nigeria (though I still have family and friends there, so keep in mind I won’t be able to manage a business there in person), and I’ve been looking for the best investment to do with N1m.”

I send money home every month, so I thought it would be best if I can have an investment in Naija that could generate maybe N300k to N400k monthly, so that I don’t have to send money home anymore. The N1m for investment/business is flexible, that means I could do past the N1m if necessary. I need only solid suggestions please.

Mods please do justice to this.

Guy you greedy oooo. 300k to 400k monthly for one.
Na only kidnappers and politicians dey make that kind and even more in a month.

Reduce your expectations and add money to it and buy a lorry or van for carrying stuffs like tiles. You will make it.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Who be UK

UK dey mad.....imagine including delta, bayelsa and cross river

E pain am...hahaha

Patrioticman007:
For those that believe fake news media, kindly Google the greatest man that ever lived on planet earth, then shall you have your answer.

THE GREATEST EVIL MAN TO LIVE IS PROPHET MUHAMMAD(SAW)HE IS STILL SEEING HELL FIRE TILL NOW.

My take is this. Let us all sew u that kind of dress and design it with the rising sun,they want to to arrest abi? If all the Youths in this country will do that in their various states, be you Yoruba,Igbo or Edo,we will see that we all will win this battle, how can a small group of people, useless DSS or army or even the useless government hold more than 200million people to Ransome
Very soon they will tell u way to dress and the food to eat.

Lord if its your will to break this country, DO IT NOW!!!! WE ARE TRIED!

Greetings to everyone who is contributing to this great thread.
Please I have a question and its urgent,how can I receive money from south to Nigeria seems all channel have been blocked,please help a brother. Thanks

If you think you can disobey Jesus thinking you are doing it for the sake of the gospel,you lie.
Jesus has warn us before now not to take the vaccine,whoever takes it is going straight to hell fire.. No two ways about it.
You don't disobey to obey, rather YOU OBEY TO BE SAVED.

THE END OF ALL THINGS IS AT HAND,WATCH THERE FORE UNTO PRAYER.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Christians go masturbate on this thread today

ONE SINNER SPOTTED!!!
REPENT AND GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST, JESUS IS COMING SOON.

freshalien:
Rubbish! See how they trying so hard to make their Christianity claims real and relevant.

Quick fact check:

Creation story = Never happened
Garden of Eden = Never existed
Noah’s Ark = Never existed
Tower of Babel = Never existed
Pillar of Salt = Never existed
Ten Commandments = Never existed
Ark of the Covenant = Never existed
Job (“Faithful man of God”) = Never existed
Immaculate conception = Never happened
Jesus’ resurrection = Never happened
Jesus’ ascension = Never happened
Pentecost = Never happened

And the list goes on and on.


Summary:

Half of the bible (Old testament)
Story about the Israelites and their ecounters with other tribes and nations mixed with lies and false stories.

Other half of the bible (New Testament)
Tales about a middle-aged man who claimed to be the son of God; a Jewish extremist who was more interested in forming his own cult than worshipping his “God”.

Conclusion
Christianity = Fable-tales, lies and cooked up stories used by the powerful to dominate the weak-minded.

A FOOL SAYS IN HIS HEART THERE IS NO GOD.
ONE FOOL SPOTTED.

Since i was born and now am getting younger i have never seen a good buhari!! Brothers have you seen?!?
No no no no since I was born I have never seen a good buhari!!!!
brothers have you seen

NobleAngell:
Funny enough, I haven't.

Haha..go get it and read it. You will learn from it.

NobleAngell:
"If iPhone 13 makes you happy, buy it". I find that statement very silly. That mindset has made ladies do unthinkable things to acquire liabilities that they think are assets. Don't people invest in their future anymore? And people are pretending to be concerned about the devaluation of naira against dollar. Hypocrites! I hate to say this but Buhari isn't our problem in this country.

GLAD WE STILL HAVE SENSIBLE LADIES ON NAIRALAND.

(CAN TELL YOU HAVE READ THE BOOK CALLED RICH DAD,POOR DAD.)

19 years you are already digging someone's daughter. Both of you deserved to be tied to a tree and beaten with cane.

Your mates are focusing on how to have a better life under this buhari administration and you were busy raising your man hood into someone daughter's body. If you get weak erection tomorrow or prostrate cancer now u go say na village people when you became too sexually active as a Small boy.

Go and beg God for forgiveness and go and beg the parents of the girl for what you did.

19 years this world don't spoil.

This is not baptism, it's not recognized by God.
They only went to wash his head in church.

Anybody that takes the vaccines should be prepared to go to hell fire. Because that vaccine contains the DNA of the beast talked about by the bible.
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Keep quiet Dont argue what you don't know while you are busying living in sin,Jesus still appear to some to give them understanding of the times.

Aircrafts bought to carry out their lslamization agenda. We know and we are watching you all.
Disaster will fall on you all.

This boy has been taken over by the devil. As popular has he is, if he dies now hell fire!!!
You can't make heaven with your popularity on earth. Repent and be converted. The world is about to end.

BeeBeeOoh:
In 20-years to come if she doesn't show Jayce who his father is peacefully, she will do that forcefully.


Linda Ikeji should know this and know peace

Sorry bro. There will be no 20 years times. The world is ending soon.
Repent and give your life to Christ if you haven't done so.
If there will be any 2023 it will be by the grace of God. In the prophetic calendar of God the world have ended.

Buhari....
DSS....
And and the Northerners are TERRIORIST.
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QUOTE ME AND GO BLIND.

yosat:


Come rock this king kong 40,000mah.

Dual ports

22.5W super fast charging

6 months warranty

Pay on Delivery

Number in pic below

How much na?
You nor put price.

Alfamann:
There is no God in Northeast.

Na only dem know what they are worshipping.

. This got me laughing real good..hahaha. Well done sir.lol

RingRoadMafia:
Righteousness2 is the one behind the Holiness2100 and Holinessforever accounts. He uses them to create doomsday topics in order to spread fear with his main monikers. Check the topics created by these accounts, you will always see him there typing his usual gibberish. What kind of pastor employs deception to spread the gospel? You don't want to open these topics with your main accounts so that people won't see you for the scaremonger that you truly are. Ozuor!

THE DAY YOU WILL MISS RAPTURE, YOU WILL REMEMBER RIGHTEOUNESS ,HE IS TELLING THE WORLD THE TRUTH.
BELIEVE AND REPENT!!!!

They went to kill the troops not the bandits..
How can you kill bandits when their Oga is in aso valley.
If you know you know.
If you nor know he get why.

That we will all stand before the judgement seat of Christ and be judged of things we did while we were on earth, whether good or bad.

Wine for president..
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Like if you agree with me.

Beyond the beauty, I see a demon in her.
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This I have seen.

Kokaine:
running!

The level of insecurity in Nigeria requires us to practice the habit of running long distances without stopping. That is a skill every Nigerian should have now because you never know when you have to come out of the vehicle and start running inside the bush to survive. Na who safe dey chop food.

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You gat me laughing real good.. Thumbs up. Lol

olufolarin2222:
peace unto the land


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My contact is :
0 7. 0. 38196116
Thanks

Brotherly, Truth is there is no work in Nigeria like before. Keep your certificate one side and use your SABI-Ficate(skills, what you can so with your hands) Many guys who didn't go to school are making money every day by rendering services. If na car wash find make you d wash cars,you go they make nothing less than 1k everyday..
My candid advice.