₦airaland Forum

NairalandProf:
Can someone tell me a State in Nigeria that is safe?

JESUS CHRIST IS THE SAFEST PLACE.
GIVE YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND STAY IN HIM!

A city which builder and maker is God.

For you to study law in school for 4 years Nd another one year in law school, guy go carry farm, you will become a millionaire am telling you, as there is food shortage now in Nigeria.

Just for the media, they will give them back to return to the forest, government and the bandits are sharing the money they make from it....
.if you know you know, if you nor know he get why.

Indomixx:
Hello guys
I've noticed over time that I'm a huge fan of graphic images. Anytime I see a post on nairaland where "graphic image" is, I rush to view it so I can see the graphic images. Those bandit stories where people are killed, bomb blasts involving dead victims actually thrill me, even accident scenes where people died . I don't know if something is wrong or I'm possesed. I need help, I don't think it's normal.

YOU ARE NORMALLY ABNORMAL, YOU NEED DELIVERANCE,E GET WHY.

Igbojihadist:
is been long doo

heya, i nor rememeber again, anyway i greet you sir. If i remember i go still contact you.

Lilpen3758:
My friends are steady bashing me about being anti-social that I don't watch football and I don't play football and I like being on my own too much which is true but the thing is that I enjoy being on my own is that weird??

Am also like that too ooo.. Cant remember the year i watched a football.. I just hate it.

Igbojihadist:
bros you drop a message on my email but am not able to acces that email send me ur whatsap number here

i sent you an email? Cant remember bro.

ghettochild:
WhatsApp me +27737839889

Thanks alot, will Whatsapp you.

essenjack:
Kwara + Fulani = Family issue

kwara+fulani=KwaLani!

ghettochild:
Lol.. u need be here to make that dream happen but SA girls no b like naija girls in terms of attitude n behavior. Just put that in mind.

help make it happen na.lol

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Rest in peace .....
Death is only the beginning
We were born to die
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

The only prayer we real niggarrrrs continue to pray is for us to smoke enough weed, bang enough pussy, drink enough bottles, make some dope cash, do some bombing and become a key board warrior before we die

IF YOU DON MAKE MONEY AND YOU NOR MAKE HEAVEN LAS LAS WETIN YOU GAIN?

What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and loose his soul? Repent bro! Nothing is in this life!!!

Havanatandt:
Land borders are opened, but PetroDolla2020 will close it if he knows you want to go through Ghana or traveling to Ghana. That guy shivers when he hears the footstep of anything Nigerian trying to pass through or going to Ghana... He will soon be here to Shout now.

hahaha..u funny. Thanks all the same.

seunsiju:
Lol....Lagos to Abidjan for your dreams abi.....Land borders are still close ....just find your way to Ghana first

Is Ghana land boarders open??

NIGERIAN'S COME AND SEE YOUR PRESIDENT ooo...

Buhari in an interview said he has first cousins in Niger Republic there he must build infrastructure there..
Nigeria nor get president honestly...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wq3yJPpDk4

E be like say village people don dey write letter to your feelings. U better leave this country... Congrats to you.

Never be shy to talk to anyone no matter their status, just tell yourself we are all human beings. If u can settle that in ur heart, no body you will not be able to talk to... You never can tell who your destiny helper will be.

misterme:
BREAKING!!

NIGERIA RESTRUCTURING BILL CONCLUDED READY FOR RATIFICATION:

Below is the kite being flown by the Federal Government on Restructuring

Nigerian Economic Restructuring Bill 2021

[1] Nigeria will be made up of 42 states, with seven per each of her constituent geo-political zone. These shall be:

South-south
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] Western Ijaw State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Kwara State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusua

[2] Each state will be responsible for creating and funding its local governments as it deems fit. Local governments will be funded internally by the charging of a local tax, which will be augmented by a state grant representing no more than 10% of TV
[3] Over a 35 year period, we gradually migrate back to the 1957/58 revenue sharing formula agreed by our founding fathers at the Lancaster House Conferences in London under which the federating units will control all the resources within their domains and remit 50% to the centre

[4] Our federating units will keep 50% of all the revenue that they generate, put a further 20% into a central pot called the Excess Federation Account to which everyone can have access as the need arises, 10% will go into a geo-political zone account and the remaining 20% will go to into the Federation Account used to run the federal government

[5] With regards to all other resources, we shall move towards this immediately but in the case of oil and gas, the move will have to be gradual due to how dependent we have become on these two resources. A gradual migration shall take place over the next 35 years in this manner: 2000 - 13%, 2021 - 18%, 2023 - 20%, 2025 - 25%, 2030 - 30%, 2035 - 35%, 2040 - 40%, 2045 - 45%, 2050 - 50%

[6] Every one of our 42 states will be set a target of generating at least $2bn in export revenue. Any state government that attracts inward investment to the tune of $1bn, will get a corresponding grant from the federal government

[7] Any state that fails to generate as much revenue as it spends for two consecutive years as from 2020, will be subject to an immediate declaration of a state of emergency. It shall be administered centrally by the federal government until its books are balanced

[8] Every state must seek to generate at least 30% of its internal revenue from manufacturing and services, with a migration away from primary products to value added production

[9] Every state is free to create more local governments provided they meet the necessary criteria which includes holding a referendum and the fact that the local government area is self-sustaining. To be recognised as a local government area, basic facilities that must exist within the domain include 20 primary schools, five secondary schools, a local government headquarters, at least one vocational training college and at least one public health centre

[10] All local and state governments will as a matter of course award supply contracts to companies that manufacture products within Nigeria. Only as a last resort will companies that manufacture products abroad be granted government contracts.

I love this.

We don't need a change of name, we need a change of senseless and wicked corrupt leaders.





If at all we should change name, it should be UNITED STATES OF AFRICA
(U. S. AF.) SINCE WE ALREADY HAVE ONE USA(UNITED STATES OF AMERICA) ALREADY.

When you put a mad man in power,he will also select mad people to work with.

Twitter ban persident of america's account, let alone one herdsman without primary 6 certificate.
If i was twitter i will delete his account and all the political mad people working with him.

ugosgoody:
Thank u bro

you are welcome.

Joysticks:
I saw this cleaner job vacancy at old English bakery at GRA,Ikeja,Lagos after months of job hunting.Due to unavailability of one's preferred kind of job,I like hotel jobs a lot,I decided to submit my CV to one of the bakery security man.

It is hard to get a hotel job at GRA Ikeja despite the big and many hotels located there though.Man know man things.

I was called to come for an interview at their head office in omole phase 1.

I attended the interview.But the salary is manageable being that I am a single man without even a girlfriend.Early 30's.But the resumption time was shocking.I would resume by 6.30am and closes by 10pm for #25k!

Which kind cleaning work be that?And the bakery is own by a Nigerian.No break or free lunch.

My mind told me there were other tasks I would be doing apart from cleaning because no cleaner would work till that time.

So has anyone who have worked there before knows the job description in old english bakery?

IN CAPITAL LETTERS I SAY ITS NOT WORTH IT FORGET D JOB.
GO AND LEARN BARBING,AND START YOUR HUSTLE FROM THERE,IT WILL HELP U MORE ON A LONG RUN THAN THIS MODERN DAY SLAVERY.

The money you want to spend in travelling to dubai to hustle,use it to buy a car for uber,hustle well and after sometime travell a better country and hustle there.

If nor be say south dey mumu themselves,who be north weh dey talk when we dey talk?
If south put away tribalism unite,i tell you north go run 4/40 pass house.

Faller:
All these Nairaland questions are not encouraging the next generation to take education serious at all....

Tomorrow you'll wake up to see... please help a nairalander evaluate his options

Armed Robber ( unknown gun men ) or Police ( known gun men)

Charge and bail lawyer or Roadside House agent

Bread seller or Private school Teacher

Yahoo boy or efcc

Ashewo or Commercial Sex worker (upgraded)

Owo mi da (tout) or Anything for boys ( police)

what's going on in this Country....our options get as e be......

this got me lauging this evening....hahaha..lol. This country nor balance at all..lol

Joziboi:
Well Evidenx your post has brought a smile to my face thanks for viewing and commenting.

I really enjoy doing it: sourcing pictures and posting them. I am also on a voyage of discovery along with you.

You welcome bruh,keep it up and am following closely. #smile#

Arewa1stSon:
we have thousands of Attahiru in the Nigerian Army!!

We are the most powerful people in both the military and the government!

So jubilate as much as you want... Another northern muslim would still occupy that capacity!!

He might even be more brutal on ipob pigs than Attahiru!

YOU ARE A SON OF A PIG.
BOASTING WHEN ITS NOT NECESSARY. SINCE YOUR USELESS LEADERS HAVE BEEN THE HEAD OF THE COUNTRY,NIGERIA HAS GONE 360 DEGREES BACKWARD, SINCE UR NORTHER COWS ARE HEADING THE SECURITY AFFAIRS OF THE COUNTRY,HOW IS SECURITY IN THE COUNTRY NOW
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR USELESS SELF AND UR USELESS LEADERS.

Jozi boy, you have done very well... I enjoy every bit of pictures you posted.,this thread has become my second home, viewing all these pictures brings me joy and seems a great magnet is dragging me to south Africa.
Definitely that's my second home. #smiling...

President don run..

Plan B mood activated. .

sparta231:
Pls I just need advice and don’t mind my typos too ‘ I’m not a good writer.
My fiancé is 27 and a graduate,she’s very good in fashion design too like she sews natives that mostly look like English wears,she’s good in what she does sha,she also teaches at a private secondary school pending when she will go for her nysc call up.
My pain goes thus:she told me someone gave her an offer to Dubai to work as a nanny for a duration of 2 years,she doesn’t even have national i.d card talk more of international...
Like is it possible for someone to just go and start working there without necessary steps? Because I’m confused I feel she’s about to be trafficked and she keeps arguing with me
Please help out...God bless I’m at the comment section

ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT ABORT MISSION.
I SEE A LADY TURNED INTO A PROSTITUTE INSTEAD OF A NANNY.
HE THAT HAVE AN EAR, LET HIM OR HER HEAR WHAT D SPIRIT IS SAYING.

Unclefemolala:
I always knew that Fròg eyed man was no good, using entertainment and fake philanthropy to cover eye as he grabs land to amass wealth and women.

You made me laugh.
Ugly people with money are very wicked... Lol

Off to Israel to bring them to help us in Nigeria.
Five rocket will do the magic.
KaaaaaBooom!
KaaaaaBooom!!
KaaaaaBooom!!!
KaaaaaBooom!!!!
KaaaaaBooom!!!!!

Nigeria's problem is over.