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The babe wey don dump am since.....Nah why oshiomole dey vex Upandan...transferred aggression.

But oshiomole don chop life o...the babe set

FuckloveJnr:
I shared 20% here and staked 80% on torino X2 hoping to shut down nairaland but look at me now

20% kee you there...
Easy with the lies, nah raining season we dey o, lightening dey strike people anyhow..

FuckloveJnr:
Ndidi abeg I go kill myself if you no send my package give me. I be only son abeg

Gambari wetin do your 750k....hushpuppy hack your phone?..

Xanslyte:
E never come.If e don come shey I go dey hustle crumbs this night.

Which kyn wahala be this...
Who be this wan?

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Everywhere for this country, corruption dey....even the Judiciary abu ona dn forget Imo state Gubernatorial election

So make SARs stop to dey disturb boys, make dem go arrest politicians, judges & lawyers first

If ona dey chop, who dey first dey choose meat? No be senior?

Who be this wan again....

Miss posh puszy...
which kyn wahala be this.

Russians?....if this is true, then hushpuppy chop better liver o.....

Abeggi,..covid-19 nor fit kill Benue woman, Nah Bleep, or STD dey kill them ....Always active in za oza room.

On a serious note, how can his wife and son be positive and he is not...

Ehya....I guess she didnt say enough prayers to her patron saints, .....saint Allison madueke, saint Cecilia Ibru and saint Patricia Etteh, before emberking on the robbery....

Shamelessness amongst the Nigerian elderly....imagine this rakumi's excuse..

Auzubillahi.....

There seems to he some conflict between the two mammary colonies....or could it be social distancing?

1.5 Billion.?....
Chim ooo!..Night bus things!!...nah so dbanj finally pursue this girl and her family go village....

majamajic:
Are u using tecno sir ?

Look at this boy....cause of the transsion meme?
Fortunately i dont...and even if i did, i wouldn't care less bro.

Dry.....how did this make fp..

FuckloveJnr:
#750,000/10 = #75,000

First 9 people to quote me by 8pm will get #75,000 each including you. Help in collating the names please. Hope you are not partial?

e be like say this thread go sweet this night...
If you truly give out 750k this night, I'wd cut off my two balls and send it to you wherever you are via DHL...

They should better substitute gandollar for yahaya Bello, only a thug should face a thug......Gandollar is too gentle, besides his in-law Ajimobi just died.

Wike go almost wan kill am.....

DuBLINGreenb:
Won't happen but las las hush done chop money, flex life, lived lavish, flown choppers, flown private, had the most exotic cars, mingled with celebs obtained connections, became a known international brand.

No jail can take that away from him, if he comes out of prison he will be better than most poor Nigerians because he has a platform, he has connections, he has experience, he is known and so on. He won't be starting from square 1

He can write a bestseller book, be a TV host, sing music people will buy, sell his story to American media companies, work for security organisations abroad etc

Most Nigerians live in houses worst than American prisons me typing this have not seen electricity in 42 hours straight, I paid aboki 50 bucks to charge my phone, American prisons have 24/7 electricity, gym, free TV, free laundry services, free phone calls and free food that is why black Americans even the celebs see jail as an achievement as street cred status bringer

how many haven't been to jail? you tell me as we speak many US celebs are in jail including Steven Spielberg's daughter, R Kelly, Da baby etc
Even Robert Downey Jr, Lil Kim, tommy Lee, Mark Wahlberg have all been to U.S prison
Their prison is not like our own many come out of jail looking better than they did before they went in.

Those quoting me will chose 10 - 15 years in American prison and a lifetime of living lavish for themselves and their family without thinking twice over being a poor Nigerian from birth to death.

Ask yourself what odds hushpuppi had of being as rich as he was without doing what he did? We all know majority of Nigerians will be born into poverty and will die in poverty but we all want to delude ourselves by thinking "I will be the one to make it" niggger that's what the other 100,000,000 dead Nigerians before you thought, you think every poor Nigerian chose to be poor? or they don't know your God or another one is "if he didn't do crime he would be enjoying by now!" Nigguh enjoying what exactly

Simple question please how many Nigerian lawyers do you know richer than or even half as rich as Hushpuppi? Even the celebs how many of them where as rich as hush? Only the very top 1%

Another quick question? Ask them how many years and how much suffering, and how much connections etc it took them to get that degree and then that position and if the pay for those without connection is adequate, do the same for every other profession except clergy and politicians

And decide for yourself what chance the vast majority of Nigerians have of becoming millionaires or even hundred thousandnaires ?

I'm not encouraging crime please don't do crime but let us be realistic in our thoughts and speech,

I thought if you go to school you must be rich until I was in a slum and a woman told me she did her youth service in taraba, I was surprised I was like wtf excuse me, she said yes she served in.... She didn't know I was thinking shocked thinking to myself "how did you go to school for 17+ years only to end up in this slum in this poverty" I assumed everyone in slums where uneducated never do wells, miscreants etc.

Imagine if she, like most young girls were compelled to sleep with lecturers for grades, or sorted to pass and all that thinking riches were ahead of them upon graduation only to end up in a slum without husband and children hey this isn't fiction this lady was quarrelling with another non educated woman the other day I recorded what the women were using to insult her. Her lack of husband and children she kept saying she sacrificed all that for school and her future but you decide if this is a future worth lossing sleep over


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGhHX6sSzCU

Don't worry out of respect and privacy I didn't show her face.

Extra fun fact did you know?? Nigeria made more money from Yahoo boys in 2019 than from Agriculture think about it.

I wish I could like this comment a thousand times....
Well said man!.
Truth is the guy has lived life, enjoyed it, seen most of the world(something over 70percent of Nigerians might never get to experience), it's only sad that it was through crime he had to gain all of this, But no one can take that away from him, no matter the amount of humiliation he goes through.
My good friend would tell me that, whatever you want to do in life, i cant dictate for you, just try to be the best, or one of the best at it.
He was very good at what he did, nothing changes that, the same way nothing changes the fact that he is a criminal.

frog12:
idiot.
she has 2 children.
go and look her on wiki

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You this frog, I've been ignoring your mentions, iwd give you an autograph today by replying you..
Firstly, show yourself where it is stated that she has 2 children...
Secondly, if you ever quote me again, it would never be well with you and your family for the rest of the year.

2019prophets:
my Chess.com stats looks like a betting ticket

any chess players here? come collect beating

Iwd gladly take you on ...but no time.
I always thought you were The.realprophet...seems I was wrong

kaycee125:
Very beautiful lady and she never marry.

45 years.....
Those kinda women are the freakiest, just that cause they command authority they try to hide it(I mean unmarried women clocking 40 and above). But if you get close to them....I've had a few experiences first hand, can boldly say that most of them are Hot as anything.

But then a part of me suspects the said woman in question might be a strict lesbian..

kaycee125:
Nah she looks good, my friend works with her, the last time I saw their photo on her WhatsApp status she was still good looking.

Interesting.....
She get one kyn gap teeth sha.
Nah dat Sadiya Umar Farouq e sure me say go get sugarboys for constant servicing...that's if she is straight sha.
She fit be lesbian

kaycee125:
Hadiza Bala Usman

Thanks man...
I googled her, the picture don old...she is all wrinkled up now.

Abeg who be the fine Muslim babe wey dem attach her picture...

Wait....iwd solve it now...

agatoid:
SOLUTION OF THE EXAMPLES

1) 2²+3²=13
13-6=7
2) 5²+4²=41
41-20=21
3) 4²+4²=32
32-4=28

This guy is right nah

ArticleBeast:
Hushpuppi my advice to you...Don't drop the gaddem soap.

I was going to say the same thing man!...hin yansh go too hear am!!

Anuoluwa1234:
No hooo, wetin I wan use am for... The way u mentioned the name, sounds like snow white to me.. etc.. or Merlin stuffs, a city of no mountain etc..

Okiripoto is not snow white o ....neither is it Merlin....snow white and Merlin dey learn work for where okiripoto dey. This one is real life, not film.
According to legend, all bushpaths lead to okiripoto, enter any nearby bush and follow paths..
Dont forget to carry 2 raw eggs...

Anuoluwa1234:
Pls, where is that located, is it also in Nigeria?

Anuoluwapo ....sho fe gba jazz ni?

She better find her way to okiripoto, the land beyond seven mountains and seven seas, and collect beta jazz....

Which kyn wahala be this
Shey no be Dimeji Bankole papa be this?..
His kloptomaniac son wan thief all our money buy range rovers and plasma television that year..