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Na marine spirit I wan dey date now

Like for Ronaldo share for bezos, let's rate their popularity here in nairaland...

I don't believe this story,is fake,and hanty you said Lost your Virginia at 30 abi ,that means you don dey clock 30 something or 40,cheiii... you better get pregnant now before is too late, just make out with the guy,both of are old,so enjoy your self,,,if want younger guy I'm here, my dick is big nor Small,but I promise you when I thrust you, you remember the name of your ancestors...

walkbrazil4k:
Lol

I'm not joking bro,naija is hell, help your brother and I'll help another brother,life goes like that, please

walkbrazil4k:
Lol, Brazil is westernized

Op abeg help me come Brazil nah, please nah,I swear to God I'll be loyal forever to you

duyox2004:
I hate it. I’m 41, never married, no kids.

I’ve been close…twice. But ended both relationships when they were caught cheating.

I’ve dated several men since then, most older than me, and they seemed to be in no hurry to even be in a committed relationship. Which is crazy to me that these men are mid-40s and still trying to hangout with the guys and party. I met a whole guy group of friends in Houston 2 years ago…all single, all 36–45 years old. They were throwing house parties during the quarantine…parties!! ��

When I was in grade school, I was told to get a degree, don’t get pregnant, just enjoy being single, make friends, keep dating, and the right man will find you.

Now that I have two degrees, traveled the world, developed hobbies, and avoided pregnancy…my doctors are telling me to just be a single mom because I’m running out of eggs as I type this message. �

I beat teenage pregnancy to be considering single motherhood at 41. �

Damn you, parents, counselors, pastors, and everyone who gave me that advice. I can’t get that time (or my eggs) back. I hate being single at this age!! ��

I'm here for you baby girl, just message me and it'll be the same

Athemisia:
Do you any predictions for today?

My dear brother, abeg ehh, drop your number make I add you for WhatsApp Make you dey give me game

So after 1st round you still wan enter second round, for what exactly,omo una dey tryoooh,see how a grown asssss man lamenting and crying over infected cuntus,

Op you dey crazeoooh,abeg dash it to small children Make Dem usam play,phone weh don enter Oblivion

Godada:




So I was having this conversation with a close friend. We were talking about how to groom a guy to be attractive to the opposite sex. Below are what we came up with:



You have to up your dress sense and general sense of hygiene.


You have to work on your communication skills. You got to learn empathy and human relations. You can't give what you don't have. You have to learn stuff not some nerd shit but basic human relationship.

You must be the prize here. The woman's desire. That shit works like charm. Basically upgrade yourself.


Take charge when you are with a woman. They like that.

There is so much to learn so make time for that.


Oh, by the way. You are not a simp. It's just a phase. You will come through.

I don't like it when my fellow guy's talk shht,so because a guy wants a girl's attention,he gats to impress the girl abi by your sttupid shiii you wrote up there

Edipet:
6eggs? Me that do take 2eggs as a gymmer, is that why my muscles is not increase, am not taken the right digest?

Lolz bro,2 eggs can never be enough,, 6 eggs daily,but you need to go intense in your exercise,e get why,high cholesterol

Limassol:
As someone who has interest in fitness and nutrition i like your dietary pattern... That eggs alone got you 36 grams of protein, which is impressive. Nice one man.

Thanks bro,, lolz

I spend 3-5k daily,I like eating good food,

Breakfast=6 eggs,full creame peak milk,3 sachets of Milo and 3 in 1 coffee,then century 21 bread,,, my breakfast is always 1300 every morning, I'm a gymer too, that's why my egg intake is high

greatiyk4u:
Na only low self esteem go make one compare Almighty Nigeria with xenophobic SA,


We eat fresh food and that's why shoprite doesn't entice the locals, we are Africans and very proud of that, if the locals starts patronizing shoprite for common groceries, how will our village dwellers survive?

We shouldn't emulate the west in all our endeavours, we are street smart and that's our uniqueness and the reason for the GIANT STATUS

That's my brother talking, this tk south is very stupid,wtf he's doing in this forum.

Tjesctacy:
God didn't create the whites (whatever color, just not black) the same way he created the blacks. He must have created blacks first, learn from the mistakes, became better and created the whites. The difference between what's makes blacks black and whites white is beyond organization, and how they run their country, they seem better than us in almost all aspects of life. We will forever play catch up in this life.

Oga you are not making sense,and the people liking your post are dumbs, blacks are monkeys with no brain, only God knows what he did, because some mofos are still traveling to these countries to study but yet come back here to play not not doing what they studied out there,abeg shift joor, just get and japaa

Basicend:
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You are a clown.

Osimhen is a striker. . He is mobile with the ball and can beat his opposition with good speed.

His uses his head and legs well and has good passing and crossing range.

He is one of the best strikers in Europe right now and indeed amongst the top 10.

Strikers don't really need to be dribbling man. .

Oga you b imbe,,,if you wan know Wetin b striker ehh, just check chiesa... thanks

Lies,osimehn no Sabi ball,he can't dribble, he's just tapping and scoring, you can never compare osimehn with sallah,mane,mahrrz, those guy's are African Best

Righteousness2:
If Man in His Sinful Nature could Bring up such Palatial Wonders, Just Imagine what the Mansions , GOD ALMIGHTY has in store in Heaven.

Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me.

In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.

Folks in all you Do, make Preparations for your Eternity in Heaven. It's gonna be a Blast!

There's no Mansion in heaven stop talking shiiii. T

That chiesa of a guy is very good, he's coming to Chelsea very good

Hahahaha, funny,omo the girl go stay 15 years for school

Good day all, please I just want to know if bulldog is good for pet,I want to go get a dog on Friday as a companion, just bored here In this big house, please I'll like know if I'm making The right choice,, what I read about the woman devoured by a bulldog scaring me

pansophist:
Good point. But the most important of all, that will make a man strife to achieve the op point, is knowing how to love a woman. Lots of men don't know how to love a woman. They love wrongly, and when she is not responding well, it just mess up things. So first of all, go learn how to love a lady.

Hmmm oga abeg state how to love woman,is it by simping or what, This your comments funny

I didn't read the nonsense you wrote up there because na woman matter,I just want to tell you that, your father and his ancestors will be disappointed in only if it's not hereditary, stupid boy

You are a s tupid man,guy,boy,guyman, infact anything you call yourself, even if you are a pastor you are stupider

250k bro, I wan usam dey go bush market to buy kwili kwili

You are beautiful

Philipsdael:
I'm from Osun state n I got married to an Mbaise sweetheart.
She is the best lady I've ever come across n the woman of my dream.
Caring
Loving
Extremely neat
Supportive
My prayer warrior
Etc
Best decision I've ever made

You made a nice decision ogoh

blahc007:
To de speak that my dialect alone de give me joy....ah whe Kee atogbuole onwia Dede...

Omo the thing dey sweet me too,but I don't know how to, I don't used to go to village,I went there 2017 when we took my father corpses to the village to be buried,and that's The 3rd Time,omo I need to de visit home oooh, pesin no b small pikin againoooh

Someone up there says you should sandpaper it, some people will not kill me