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Nna eh,some guys,hu deh ask girls out this day's,op so you are telling me you no fit lash that girl without asking her out, you just a pussssy a ssss niqqqa

Op where una deh see marine girls ehh,I don't believe this story,but na mamy water I deh find laidis

anthonyuncle:
i hope your sisters and daughters will be given the same treatment

You are very stupid to ask op that question,no go train your daughters to be independent,teach them to Bleep and collect money, sometimes before you comment think, that's why you are a man,ewu Zimbabwe

If na you deh your profile picture, your worwor no b here,

ThickSharon123:
I don't have high body count, but I love the way men beg for my attention when on the street. Those their whistle and giving of eye that seems like dogs.
Seriously, if you're beautiful, you'll enjoy this world more. That's a fact. Be beautiful and have a sweet heart and make your one man proud of you.


So, high body count is good, nonetheless is a no, no for me.

Your ass full of stretch marks,very disgusting

revived2:
And why do you have to use the word mumu??

You can pass your message without insult

All the best fir her and her clito

Because you b mumu

revived2:
Maybe if you get $10k and above sha

Mumu boi,na only old men fit smash her with money, young fresh boi no need money, just get closer to her, become flirty and you don Bleep her b that oooh, I've never spend money smashing beautiful girls, because I'm doing them a favor

samiabigail:
are u for real ??

I'm a man of my word,...

samiabigail:
kogi state

Come down to owerri,I swear imma treat you like you wanted to be,

I just dey imagine how your moan go be, just look at you,,,,

This op is talking trash, you didn't tell us your daughter's age,if she's ripe or not,nah innocent Joshua you wan cast,and this your inglish ehh, I'm sure you no finish primary skul

Courage22121:
Please I’m new on here. I just got a Caucasian pup and I’m new to this. What do you suggest I feed it? Can I give table food like Eba,rice etc ? I need your advice

My guy how fah,omo ehh my 1 month puppy no deh gree eat his dry food only eggs,how you take make your own start eating dry food

Why Dem show us his back nah,,

Datboredberry:
Still bitter Chris? Learn ta move on!


Don't mind them...

The things I've done? Stealing my mom's cash to help them out... I didn't really like them, but I cared... My mum makes money, she didn't miss the few thousands I took from her purse... I don't regret it...

Other time, I gave my money to buy my medication (blood tonic ₦3500) to a guy to travel to Kogi so play football... Still didn't love him... But he was broke and i was a bit fond of him...

But I can't give a man money anymore... Realised something, whenever I couldn't, they get mad... One guy from Abia State, a Facebook friend blocked me...sent him ₦5000... He was cool initially... But when I couldn't a couple days later, he became really nasty...

Someone I ain't ever met...

I won't take money from a guy... I definitely ain't giving ever again... Unless I know it's really important...

People are so entitled...

Baby girl I need 10k,,is your favorite boy...if you do this, I'll squeeze my ball's for you,I ain't ok playing...

Tell her jokingly too,I want to test your cuntus juices, she'll be like wtf...then tell Bleep outer here,,and she's yours,na sarcasm we dey use smash diz days,no emotions

My mom is 52 Ang hotter

slimfit1:
What are you talking about? Do you even know the size of Texas? Texas alone is the whole Nigeria quiet next time if you want to insult some state do it intelligently.

People that gave you likes are just ignorant like, only California is the bigger than Nigeria,and yes Nigeria suppose get airports in every States,no deh cap like in imbe...I no wan complete,make e no like say I deh insult,peace

Nonexisting:
How you know she is not giving it to another guy is my only concern here. Did you activate fucck notification app in her pussy?

My brother ask himooooh,any sexual active lady,no fit go without sex for a week,,,

usedcardealerph:
You be legitimate fool for puting your mouth in a cat you know nothing about. Na people like you dem dey use do rituals. And I strongly believe your mouth won't remain the same days after. You get luck

My brother, you need to call me fool again and again,I deserve it,the lady is nurse,I think they use her to get guys, I'm even afraid of my sperm, because I cum inside her,omo fear still deh catch, make she no use my sperm do whatever they are doing, thanks for the fool,I really deserve it...

Op you are funny oooh, ordinary I 7 55 k,no b say e deh work,15k, make I buyam for my lil cousin staying with me,

Akinboyowa:
Mermaid to me are real. Pls guys let's try to Google Who Susan Wenger was?
There is more to life than things we see

Ta shut up, Susan Wenger is just an artist that turn to a priestess,she ain't no mermaid, I'm looking for them even many water,I want to date one

shilefan2:
If you are business oriented, you can invest in UK used Home appliance's/Electronics and thank me later...

I'm not bro,are you into that kinda biz?

callmetoniaa:
Wetin concern me with ex.he never came back, me too never went back.. We dated for few months. We broke up the period I got pregnant for him.. the funny part of it, is tht I have the child, and he doesn't even know how the child looks like..he will die without ever setting his eyes on him..na em own karma be tht.... who cares... My 2021 goals na to double up my hustle. Who ex help

Tonia baby

chatinent:
Ironically, these are all what the Nigerian police are doing.


The Nigerian Police will arrest you because you look like you will have money in three years time.


The Nigerian police will arrest you because your papers are complete. “You wan show us you know the law baa? Take him to station. By the time we get there, you'll explain how you knew the law when you aren't a lawyer.”

The NPF will arrest you because a big man tipped them and told them he would like your girlfriend to be his. They will arrest you and charge you with illegal possession of girlfriends.

The NPF will arrest you for being silent and neutral as to why you allowed a robber to rob your nextdoor neighbour without killing one. “You have the right to remain silent because anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law” is their favourite singsong even when you didn't say anything.


The NPF will arrest you for wearing singlet and strolling to buy bread at night. “You are under arrest for improper dressing. You dey find person daughter to rape baa?”

The NPF will arrest you for trying to save an accident victim about dying. “You are under arrest for killing this man unless you want to explain why everybody run commot here and na only you remain.”

The NPF will arrest you when you are doing your jogging exercise in the morning. They will say it is only the wicked that runs when nothing is pursuing them.



The NPF will arrest you for buying a car as a young man like me.
P: what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a content writer.
P: na dem. Yahoo contents baa?
Me: no, sir. I write contents and get paid.
P: that's what I am saying na. You can write contents on Yahoo right?
Me: On Yahoo mails,yes, but not on fraud nor do I defraud.
P: it's the same thing.
P2: let me see your phone.
Me: why sir?
P: (slap gbas gbos) why abi? Na so una go dey theive upandan. Who get this car?
Me: (mid-tears) Sir...sir, that's my car.
P2: wetin dey this boy phone so? Wetin bi Upwork? Wetin bi Office? Oh na HK office una don dey use abi?
Me: Oga, that's Microsoft Word. This thing you guys are doing is wrong. I am a hardworking citizen. I am not a con artist. Perhaps, the police is supposed to be our friend.
P: my friend, shut up, I am not your friend, my friend. Ok, you are not a writer again na artist now? Constable arrest him.

...and when I try to resist arrest for my right, I receive slaps from the left and uppercuts. When I don't give in, my dear killer pulls a trigger from yonder. In the morning, you'll hear my headline: “It was a sad day for one Constable Abdul Adekunle Emeka, posted to the joint TF, Lagos, when a cultist, who is also a yahoo boy drove past the base and tried killing the policeman. Unfortunately, our brave inspector saw him in time and neutralised him...”

Commissioner of police will now give en talk ontop matter. Buhari will now talk..abi read Garba’s speech on the matter and encourage the NPF for fighting corruption and tell the EFCC to keep on with the investigation of the car I left behind. Two weeks later, EFCC will find two new AK-49 with live ammunition in it. The car will be confiscated. Next tomorrow, one oga son will repaint my black car to white and be using it to visit brothels and trade coco peacefully. When he passes check-points, he receive hailing and “show us love” from the loutish policemen not searching his car.



The NPF is not your friend.

Know this and have peace. By the way, I am available for research writing services that will pass Turnitin.

Ma guy you get mouth,I like you no homo.... wish to know More about content writing

reyscrub:
I'm married.

But for other qualities enh, I'm qualify even include chivalry attitude.

But is it possible and practicable for female to reciprocate the good man gesture i.e chivalry gesture? Why I said this is that female never get please whut whatever is theirs, they compare and always want more till they they meet their waterloo.

So if you consider me eligible enh, make I mail you babe ok.

Bro chivalry gesture is not our thing in this part of the world,so some appreciate it majority don't,..

LadyD22:
Body size looks similar but I have smaller waist and tummy and bigger boobs ( just a tinsie bit bigger )
And my skin is about the same tone or lighter than the girl on dreads , that's the best I can do here

Mmm baby girl,are you for real, I'm in owerri,will love to meet you too,but I'm broke...but I'mma treat you like a queen the way you wanted it, you said 30, oh I'm 28

We are the same age ma niqqa,I graduated from the uni at 22,,with mago mago at that age I traveled to the us,got snitched, I'm back to square one ma niqqa, that's life.... I built a very good house in the village,and cars that's the only thing I have now,no money, everything I got was seized over there,I don't know what to do too,so you got me,we have the same problem, stop whining and hustle hard,I believe you will make it,real guy's don't whine...

Ocholu:
You had premium enjoyments oh! Choi!. But ehn, you go suck pvssy wey you no know? Shey e no better those hefty men jam you than to chook mouth inside there?

Lolz omo I even ffucck raw,ma guy do you know there are kinda ladies you see, you'll forget condoms and lick their pussy, she's fuuckin neat down there likewise me,I know deadly diseases no deh show for face,she saw how fresh i am and thought same ,,,but after everything,the next day,I went straight to F.m.c owerri for p.r.e.p..uptill now.she blocked my contact, probably she noticed I knew what's going on in that hotel...is good to have sex with someone that fancies you, she'll give you her all and Bleep fa hell outta you ma niqqqa