₦airaland Forum

jimyjames:
Because Hausa and Yoruba are enjoying the present situation in Nigeria?

No one is bro.

So what next for Akpabio and Ngige and Ogbonaya Onu?

I thought Kwankwaso dismissed that claim?

Truth be told, Obi WILL not get many votes in Hausa and Yoruba land....

obyndy:
[Biblically it is completely wrong to enjoy sex without marriage except you are not a Christian. She will definitely find a good Christian that obeys God's word to abstain from sex.quote author=Exmilitant post=114423125]She said, no sex till marriage. And I left her for good.

to you dey whine me? That's Biblically.
Exmilitantly, no constant and vigorous sex, no marriage. Copy that!

Kennitrust:
Breaking news:

Thieftnubu vow to win election next. While he was speaking with a group of supporters who pay him courtesy visit, he assure his supporters, he is confident of becoming the next president of the federal republic of Nigeria. Speaking further, he noted that he has served the country to the best of his capacity and is time for him to be rewarded with the presidency as a "thank you" for his relentless effort in making apc a great and unbeatable party.

Thieftnubu, while taking questions on what he intense to do make Nigeria a great country as she known to be the [b]giant of Africa. in response, thieftubu assured his audiences that he will employed all youths in Nigeria into the aimy and that feeding them won't be a problem since we have enough cassava in our farms.

This news blog learn that, thieftnubu has earlier assured his supporters that he has the energy needed to lead in the capacity as a president who will build the economy through multiple taxations as the backbone of economy property.

At the of filing this report, his butock was leaking and was smelled to the point that, this journalist could not bear the smell hance this half baked news... To be continue...



Thank for reading

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And after this insult on someones father and grandfather you want others to vote for your flawless Obi eh?

Failure44:
I'll make that man suffer mehn, the amount of hatred I have for him is unmatched.

He'll suffer, when he dies, I'll bury him in a shallow grave or let him rotten in the mortuary

You could die before him you know .
A friend wished dead on his dad but ended up dying before the old man retired from his job... Watch what you wished for others. No one owes you a thing. No one.

She said, no sex till marriage. And I left her for good.

Kennitrust:
When somebody who deserve a certain position show up, everyone will know it and they will support him by all means to fix him in that position.
For example; when Obama show up to be American president, no one remember racial belongings, no one talk about black or white. The whole country was unite for a perfect reason because, when you are favored, no one can stop you.

In Nigeria, we have someone we believed is perfect for the leaderships of this great country... Even when he didn't give Shishi
We are OK with him.

Only the enemies of Nigeria will works against such a young man full of energy and integrity, from leading this country.

Surely before the campaign will begin, the news of a new Nigeria will be accepted everywhere.

BAT you mean?

Onyi22:
Op your own don pass Bleep up ooo, You really mess up.
How can you sleep with a deaf n dumb girl

she was way older than me.

clearly u've not been to calabar,its worse than sodom and gomora............its a normal occurence,this came out cuz the girl died

How is Calabar worse than Sodom and Gomora? I am currently in Calabar and for two days now I have not seen the woman to f**k.
Calabar is a decent town through and through.

Try Owerri.

Exmilitant:
I listened to Kweku's song this morning and had to look back in retrospect on my life course, I must say I still feel embarrassed and stupid whenever I reflected on my "f**k up" while growing up.
Here are some that makes me feel ashamed.
1. My mum, sister and neighbors staring at me as I was banging a deaf and dumb girl.
2.in the hospital bed about nine student- doctors were making the ward rounds and one of the girls among them bent over a patient, I saw her well rounded buttocks and my prick stood up, i didn't know that another student has faced my directions, the next thing was, 'Jesus, "bros no rape person here o." All eyes turned on me including fellow patient. And the stubborn prick was still standing tall.. I had to discharge myself from the hospital.
3. I was flogged 24 stroke of the cane in front of the whole community for peeping at a married woman bathing( been doing that for days).
4.I sold two plots of land in a prominent place for less than half the amount lands are sold in that area just to pay for a one bedroom apartment for my girlfriend. Who moved in with a DSS guy. When I confronted the girl, the DSS guy came out and pointed a gun at me and said, "if you do pim, I go finish you and I don't ever want to see you close to this house again."

Although things has improved a lot for me, I still feel foolish over those past jonsings.

So ladies and gentlemen, who has f**k up before, and how did you get past the shameful feelings?

OAM4J, Mynd44, Lalasticlala, what sayest thou?

MITCHELL96:
Football Is Life! ❤️❤️

And I Must Play It By God's Grace

Just Look At The Freedom These Guys Get And Still Earn So Much Weekly

With The Passion I Have For This And When I Learnt How Much Mbappe Makes In A Month 4.3 Million Euros, That's 1,859,869,499.58 In Naira, I Realised That I Must Make It In FOOTBALL and won't let these injuries limit me

God punish ACL Injury

Any Aspiring Footballer In The House Here ? How's It Going ?

Hey dude, you won't go far if your aim is for the money.
Love and passion for the game should come first then humility, then the money follows.

1. There is no way any sane Yoruba youth,man or woman will vote for Peter Obi after all the insult meted out to Asiwaju by the Igbos.

2. There is no way a Fulani man will vote for Peter Obi after the insult on their own Buhari and, the Nigerian nation by the Igbos.

3. There is no way a core Niger Delta will vote for Peter Obi after calling us fools and slaves.

4. There is no way any sane Nigeria except the Igbo man will vote for Peter Obi after all the insult and embarrassment on the country. We still remember them calling this entity zoo!!

Just like the noise made in the Biafra agitation, the noise is still being made to install Peter Obi.
Peter Obi non-commissioned foot soldiers, has killed his dream already.

nams77:
It's better to cry inside a BMW than to cry atop a bicycle

both are always in motion don't you think

I listened to Kweku's song this morning and had to look back in retrospect on my life course. I must say I still feel embarrassed and stupid whenever I reflected on my "f**k up" while growing up.

Here are some that still make me feel ashamed.

1. My mum, sister and neighbors staring at me as I was banging a deaf and dumb girl.

2. In the hospital bed about nine student- doctors were making the ward rounds and one of the girls among them bent over a patient, I saw her well rounded buttocks and my prick stood up, i didn't know that another student has faced my directions, the next thing was, 'Jesus, "bros no rape person here o." All eyes turned on me including fellow patient. And the stubborn prick was still standing tall.. I had to discharge myself from the hospital.

3. I was flogged 24 stroke of the cane in front of the whole community for peeping at a married woman bathing( been doing that for days).

4. I sold two plots of land in a prominent place for less than half the amount lands are sold in that area just to pay for a one bedroom apartment for my girlfriend. Who moved in with a DSS guy. When I confronted the girl, the DSS guy came out and pointed a gun at me and said, "if you do pim, I go finish you and I don't ever want to see you close to this house again."

Although things has improved a lot for me, I still feel foolish over those past jonsings.

So ladies and gentlemen, who has f**k up before, and how did you get past the shameful feelings?

Imprisonment is imprisonment, whether in Buckingham palace or in a Cameroonian dungeon.

Nothing beats liberty. The ability to call up your Friends, family members and neighbors.
The ability to go where you want to, visit whoever you want to and bang whatever girl you fancy.
No prison however beautifully furnished beats that freedom.

Lol, Ogboni+Freemason connection... , If you know, you know.

1. Not enough oil
2. Too watery
3. Not peppery enough
4. Utasi should have been used
5. You are an amateur.

All in all nice try though.

KevMitnick:
Don't be stupid, those people are way above 70 years and should be resting, not presiding over very important national issues. They need lots and lots of sleep and medical checks as their current health conditions cannot withstand the rigors of modern leadership.
I had to explain to you because you appear a bit slow in reasoning and comprehension.

Hey, I am just hearing that, " lots of sleep, and medical checks" is the sole prerogative of those over seventy.
Niggar, get your sh*ts together there is no law that restricts those over seventy from being ambitious if their mind tells them to.
Jesus! Queen Elizabeth Is close to hundred and still serving. What's with this old age of a thing you guys are cooking up? Are you their doctor or son?

Again I tell you when you hit sixty, do well to end your life. Since you think those above that age are expired. And if your father and mother and grannies are still living, kill them off before condemning other people's parent.
What a whiner!!

PresidObi:
Good things can never become distasteful.

people don't decide who is good. Mama Africa will...

Keep heralding Peter Obi until he becomes distasteful.

KevMitnick:
When you elect a relic as your president, he is bound to appoint other fossils to very important positions. As long as these relics and fossils continue to rule and preside over important issues in the country, we will continue to go backwards and retrogress geometrically.
Unfortunately, young people are in the forefront of supporting such appointments. Fooools.

Niggar when you reach 60 end your life.. Since you consider those above that age as relics and fossils..

1. Biafra
2. Release Kanu
3. Peter Obi for president
What do they really want?

Mkelv0106:
They should add the money together and build a house

common sense no go kill you.

But assuming their rent were due where would they stay and build the house?

In the first place what's wrong in paying for lunch for a fellow being? A generous fellow won't see that as an issue.

Lots of people are going through a lot. May the good Lord grant him the peace he so longed for..

Food. The world population is increasing exponentially, and I believe those who invest in agriculture today would be ranked, richest.

I need some light shed on this...
My little niece won't register for the NECO exams. She argued that NECO certificate is Irrelevant and has no use.
After giving her argument a thought, I understand that she was only echoing the sentiments of so many Nigerians on this examination body.
Even supposed enlightened individuals, teachers and, role models portrays NECO in bad light.
So I want to learn from experts here, why is this exam body so looked down on, if it is Irrelevant, why is the exam body still active?

Felimax:
Hmmm! I greet you sir!
I think because of contradictions like these that was why the church argued that not everyone or anyone can give authority about the Bible, because it can easily be read out of context.
Context is one big element in almost all the point raised by the op. I just think.

The Catholic were right in denying the common man access to the Bible because they know the resultsnt effect. Now wr got millions of Bible interpreters and their ministries.

The Jews rabbinic council appointed 70 elders to trnslate and copy the history of the Jews, it is called the, Masoretic text of te Jamian canon. And 300 years after the alleged ascension of Christ, pope Damasus ordered his secretary, St Jerome to go round the world and collect the, letters, diaries, memoirs and autobiography of the early disciples of Jesus, 14 years later, St Jerome came up with Bibilia(mini library) and you have the Bible. then there was some modifications, additions and subtractions by various popes. So don't expect a contradiction free history put together by imperfect men.

I was in Owerri then, staying with my grand mama, I participated in the protest at Aladinma and prefab we were moving behind Nnaemeka's father he wielded a big ax and was wailing with a loud voice, "Owerri eh, dem don kill my pikin Nnaemeka o" any fine building was brought down. It was generally assumed that all beatiful buildings belonged to the Otokoto gang and, so we burnt or destroyed many beautiful edifice in Owerri then. It was a mad time. There was Larry who drives the latest cars in Owerri then he moves on convoy and all his vehicles had his name as plate number. There was Obidiozor, the dreaded millionaire and his father Otokoto whom I was to later meet in Portharcourt prison. The Abacha govt did a nice job in making sure those ritualist were brought to book. All the police officers serving at Owerri then were transferred to the North and some were dismissed from service. Thanks OP for bringing this up. How time flies.

Irupetepete:
I have been batling depression and thoughts of death for sometimes now...
I was trying to do a live sniper drinking show when my neighbor barged in with others, he was quick to see my update and since then, they've been monitoring me..
So many times, we are just overwhelmed and can't deal anymore..

This world is not my home
I'm just a-passing through
My treasures are laid up
Somewhere beyond the blue.
The angels beckon me
From heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home
In this world anymore.

Oh Lord, you know
I have no friend like you
If heaven's not my home
Then Lord what will I do.
The angels beckon me
From heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home
In this world anymore.

I have a loving mother
Just up in Gloryland
And I don't expect to stop
Until I shake her hand.
She's waiting now for me
In heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home
In this world anymore.

Oh Lord, you know
I have no friend like you
If heaven's not my home
Then Lord what will I do.
The angels beckon me
From heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home
In this world anymore.

Just over in Gloryland
We'll live eternally
The saints on every hand
Are shouting victory.
Their songs of sweetest praise
Drift back from heaven's shore
And I can't feel at home
In this world anymore.

Oh Lord, you know
I have no friend like you
If heaven's not my home
Then Lord what will I do.
The angels beckon me
From heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home
In this world anymore...

why would anyone wanna die with all the beauty around us? Bro, embrace life go out there play with kids, call up family members and friends and most importantly, loosen up, forgive, forgive, forgive.