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17, coca cola, until i tried to operate a forklift when the operator went for lunch, all 47 crates with bottles on the pallette crashed to pieces. I jump fence go house till today.

Why is nairaland warning me in red ink not to, "make racist and tribalistic comment to avoid being ban"? See wahalla o, wetin i wan type sef i don forget.

This just reminds me of papa Appollos, if your ball by mistake touched his wall, just wave the ball goodbye.

Op, i know those were all made up. My mama told us she was the most brilliant girl in school back in the 60's until her mother visited and i asked her to confirm, she was shocked and said, ''that woman is a block head we had to pull her out of school to help in my fish business instead of wasting money for school fees''.

Ituku4040:
The strong Nigeria Armed Forces will destroy your niger delta and our Nigeria oil will flow Allah

That rubbish and nonsense wey una strong nigeria armed forces dey do na for igbos and yorubas body, i think you know.

oilyngbati:
With the way runaway coward nnamdi cownu is leading gullible Igbo youths to their untimely death, you may be reduced to a minority soon

Thou art a wicked un.

naptu2:
What a wonderful, intellectual and well thought out contribution to the thread. I feel more enlightened because of it.

Naptu2, e be like say you be one old Yoruba General pikin.

Find a girl for your dad. A girl who will do his laundry, prepare his meals, run errand for him and most importantly satisfy him in the other room. Do this and watch your mum humbled.

Nicargo:
Am sorry, the question is not clear to me but for an easy understanding, we are a shipping company, we help people buy and pay the suppliers / sellers in China, turkey and USA (this process is called Procurement) then ship the goods from the mentioned country down to Nigeria and Ghana....

Oh, i was thinking you buy from dealers and do the selling outside. I've got 50tons of charcoal and i am looking for international buyers.

Jimmyubah2:
You don't use fertiliser that's cus you have fertile land. Remember, the weeding is not just once. You will have to pay for harvest again.

weeds are no problem when there is weed killers. the herbicide is potent for at least 2months at which stage your pepper would have matured occupied space.

Nicargo:
I love the spirit of hustle and to me, I'll recommend you start or become an importer with that little or big cash with you but what most people failed as an importer is importing things that the society is not needing. For an example, somewhere in IMO state got no electricity supply like I mean light when fit last more than 30mins sef, well without going much more deeper, I believe you'll know what the society needed at that present time.

Importation is all about think and help the society at the present need and you'll be successful when you start...

Do you buy charcoal?

Jimmyubah2:
60k can't do that. Do you know he will have to pay those that we work for him?
He will still buy fertiliser o.
I bet you 60k can't farm that farm.

In calabar, you can get an acre of land for 10k per year. 6k for seed, 3k for clearing and cleaning. I don't use fertilizers, but if you must, go for bird shit a bag costs 150 naira 4 bags can take your pepper. Then chemicals for weed is 2500 a can. One can will serve you twice. The workman who will do the spraying collects 1500 for a days job. He might have up to 30k left after everything

Op, if you live in area where you can access at least three plots of land, i'll advise you go into pepper farming. It is a 3month crop that doesn't gulp much money. You can get a good specie from min of agric or any iita centre around for 6k (3packet) you might realise up to 2k stand of pepper if you are careful with the nurseries. 1500k stands of pepper gives you 6 basket of pepper every week, and a basket is sold for 5k-7k depending on location. Now multiply 6 by 5k every week for 3months. There is money in farming!

I hate the Biafra agitation with all my being, but the strategy and seriousness with whiche the feds used in confronting and killing Ikonso and others, should also be use in fishing out Shekau and herdsmen. It is becoming glaring that the fed are treating fulani terrorist with care.

Wealthier:
Hmmm . Wonderful, thanks for this. Please what natural solution can one do or take to the issue of this consistent purging I've been experiencing . True story is, thr purging is a side effect of some drugs I took as prescribed by my doctor for a cough infection I had, as the doctor clearly stated i would have this side effect. Since over 5 days I have stopped taking those drugs, omo this purging has refused to stop. What natural remedy can you assist with instead of taking the traditional tetracycline capsules.

i don't know how this would go with your system but try, boiled unripe plantain.

9 years gone already? The gruesome murder of those boys was heart wrenching and symbolizes everything wrong with this country. I hope they are in a better place now.

LoveJesus87:
what's the natural replacement for seasoning cubes?

locust bean (dawa dawa), salt and there is this specie of pepper that lets off a lovely aroma and tastes, scentleaves, curry leaves, ginger and garlic. Though if your taste bud has been acclimatized to artificial seasonings, it would be difficult for you to enjoy a meal prepared with those natural seasonings. Also, fresh fish, crabs, prawns and shrimps has all the seasonings you'll ever need.

powerhouse3:
I now understand nnamdi kanu now ,...both Wike and hope uzodinma are averse to Biafra ,Wike order them to restrict thier agenda to east state and leave Rivers alone ,...and hope uzodinma order air strike on thier hide out ,but guess who they goes after .....they leave hope uzodinma and place bounty on Wike head ,... imagine

We are silently observing their moves. they have never condemn any of their own who is against biafra with the vehemence with which the condemn and attack us. What the deluded igbos are forgetting is that about 4million of them resides in rivers state. They are just chest beaters anyways.

Nackzy:
Your Punishment isn't ready yet, who knows if it will start with your children,
Let me ask you this,
You voted for Buhari to buy fuel 165?
You Voted Buhari to pay 300% on Electricity tarrif?
You voted Buhari for herdsmen and bandits to be killing people?
And you're proud of it, guy repent

Nah, my children are gonna be fine, just as Zara, Hannan and Yusuf are fine. You know, you are not GOD and in no position to dole out punishment lest you attract evil to yourself. Buhari fall our hands anyways.

Buhari came back to the country, ''very well mended'' i think i like those words.

Nackzy:
If you ever voted Buhari it will never be well with you

Verily, Verily, i voted for Buhari in 2015 and 2019, and i am doing wonderfully well. Glory to Jesus

The made in China Shekau is threatening a Niger Deltan, we are watching. The worst mistake the Igbo man will make in carrying out their failed biafra agenda, is touch a southerner. We go clear una dirty.

Your tribute to your elder bro really mellowed me. I'll suggest you move on. He might be happier on the other side, maybe somewhere in the multiverse Who know?

As in bring up something from inside the stomach to your mouth and start chewing all over again like goats do? That would be weird and disgusting. Could be compared to eating your vomit!

Cunning Britain

Lol, the British the Igbos has insulted, abused and called many unprintable names for merging them with the Fulanis are now granting them assylum. And there is jubilation in alaigbo over this news?

OmovuduTheBeast:
Useless terrorist government!!!


...but Wike, we are coming for you!
We will get you for the blood you spilled in Oyigbo

WIKE, WE WILL SURELY GET YOU

FVCK BUHARI USELESS BLOCKOS!
FVCK PANTAMI THE TERRORIST!!
FVCK NYESOME WIKE!!!

The whole Igbo race can do nothing to Wike. Touch him 2million igbos goes down in a blink. Try us.

Charms against bullets, knives, axe and even charms exists, but make dem no catch you. Op, the reasons why Europeans could penetrate us was because of the divide and rule method they used. Our own brothers were bought off and used against us. Do you think it would be possible for 20 white skinned men with muskets to march all the way from Lagos to Benin to oust a sitting king? No! All the punitive expeditions launched by the British were carried out by our African brothers who knew our ways, so Discrediting our fathers religion and customs because the white man conquered and colonised us is wrong. Charms exists, the fact that Africans has knowledge of that science should be a plus to us. And i expect researchers to go into extensive study of this phenomenon to see how it can be utilise. In these days of guns and killings everywhere, we might be exporting odeshi to other parts of the world. Who knows?

Matheusmartin:
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No body is holding anybody down..

What you don't know could fill a book.

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Solution to what?

I'm sorry for you and your friend o

"there are great many things in heaven and on earth that we do not, and cannot understand". - Shakespear

madaosmosis:
15k per 30 litres

drop ur number