₦airaland Forum

IbnTimothy:
why do women always like to turn themselves into the hubby's mother when they are getting tired of the marriage?
If I want a mother, I sure would have proposed to my mother instead ....

....I think discovering how 'disgusting' your husbands eating manners are is a sign that you are getting tired of him. Or maybe you are comparing him with you (admired) boss.

Maybe you should just go ahead and have a fling with that other guy and stop vexing your frustration on your sudenly 'disgusting' husband.

There is no sense in what you just said cause you will do same if you find any fault on her that is why two is better than one. Children learn fast and the funny part is that they learn the bad habit quick .Where am currently serving there are children who wash their plate with their tongues after eating which is not right probably they learn this from home and these are children from rich homes, their teachers have owned them severally if they are not satisfy they should come for more yet they prefer doing that.
Many of them travels abroad for their holiday so don't you think it will be embarrassing to the parents . And the teachers will be blamed cause they spend more time their teachers than their parents .

klairekk:
Dats nt cool..abi u no b sharp guy?....if u truly luvd her guess talkin to ha wld av being great....morover relationship is suppose to b a platform for learnin.....

Women r lyk clay, U cn mould 'em ur way...dat part I enjoy...learnt u cnt get a girl dats 100%...haha...is this true?

Keep deceiving yourself and in your small mind you think she is commanding, don't worry you will jam those pretender that after marriage they will show you fire.

harakiri:
Another reason why getting married is the dumbest decision a man can ever make. She says he "nags" but didn't say why. She has already made up her mind to divorce him and all she wants is reassurance that she's doing the "right thing" hence the reason why she informed the public that THERE ARE NO KIDS INVOLVED. This is a lady that must have promised eternal love and loyalty but now that she has "arrived", she's suddenly discovered she has "her life" to live and is looking for every excuse to break the marriage. I sincerely hope all the pathetic wimps on nairaland who intend bringing "wives" from Nigeria
are reading this. When will men ever learn?

You have a brain pain so one somebody cannot come and say something the way it is again. Most everything be attach to feminist just render you advice and disappear it won't take much.

samito042:
Old age is telling on the woman while the man still looks very young and agile,

Advice: Men marry younger women.

That is one advantage dark people have .

vastolord4:
Hmm.. SNIPER is even getting more famous that our country

You are wicked is that not Chacha and her baby why why!!!!!!!!!!

BdorianGray:
I can imagine how this Osibanjo go dey woo this late Awolowo grand daughter from way back then...
She fit dey play hard to get dey front... Even dey insult the poor man... As person from elite family...
She for never imagine say short man like this go fit make her life transform like dis..
Make her dey dine and wine with the high and mighty for Naija..
Ladies ...think twice before you snub a short man just cos he short... By the way most short men i have heard have the added advantage of being heavily loaded downstairs.

That is because you don't know that some people are blessings to others .
Had he not married her he wouldn't have be where he is now.
Just like one story I read sometime ago , the couples went to a filling station to fill their car unknown to them that the fuel attendant is the guy that would married the woman so they e changed greetings and on their way home the husband was teasing his wife that if he had not married her she would have been a wife to a filling station attendant but the wife rebuked it saying if he had not married her he would have been the filling station attendant and the filling attendant would have been him .The truth is that the man was favoured because of the woman probably because of the woman's influence maybe through parents or relatives.
I just know that their are people that draws blessing close to you and their are people that are bad luck themselves .

pafestula:
To pay minimum wages now, there won't be money for such.

No mind them stupid people just full everywhere
My INEC money they never pay , NYSC they still never pay and yet they are celebrating nonsense ravishing money anyhow no be their fault na my fault to be a Nigeria.

E - money people them fear Anambra people them and their money .Them Ezego them .
That is how my cousin got married to one rich man from Uli oooo and was enjoying money all alone only for her husband to die, all the people he was owning came for their money she pay tire to the extended she sold all his cars yet she could not meet up she didn't have option than to leave the house else she dies before her time.

God help this generation last I remembered there is an underwear one can wear this with, there is one of skirt form and gown form too, what is wrong with this generation Bleep you and your husband .

Jaqenhghar:
Na the man buy market. He was sitting jejely enjoying , no one knew him. He had to go tangle himself with actors and praise singers. Im sure he is enjoting the attention

Just wished somebody will advice him ooooo his children are still small make him for remain money for their education and change too ooooo chaaiiiii somebody should dash him sense small.

Make this people no finish this man money oooooo the way everybody dey flock around am eehhhhhhhj I trust my country I say na wash.

Chaaai education in Nigeria is a mess kaaaaaiiiiii.
Me that took exam in Goethe institute( German Exam) scored 61 and they gave me a C .While Nigeria exam when you get a 60 you be jumping like a frog say you don score B.

[quote author=Lizzyangel post=79258507]he was Sam...not James

James na one big boy...he's an OAP @wazobia tv....the ogbonge show[/quote




You are right James is the gay guy @Jennifer's diary.

Some makeup artist are just wicked chaaaaiiiii.
Saw one lady two days ago thought she was wearing a mask until I approached her that was when it dawn on me that it was makeup.
My question is does it mean as this makeup is being applied on them they don't take a look on the mirror this can cause convulsion to a child please ladies and please again light makeup is sure perfect .

This is James ooooo so this guy fine like this

Ciaos:
See as bolanle wan take him chest tear the cloth way him wear. wetin be the meaning of that zip way dey for the front of him clothe,na style be that one

Do you speak Deutsch or Italian ?
Ciao in Deutsch and Italia means goodbye.

Who knows how many times they rehearsed this cos i know they deed a rehearser on this and yet he is confused let's assumes is his child now they will call the child all sorts of names.

Is she practicing witchery with those nails.

Jesus this Hajia them dey fine ooooo but why is the husband looking as if he is her younger brother now.

JKisOK:
We really need your advice on this crucial matter. We have a sister who has been diagnosed with fibroid. Having seen a few doctors, she is confronted with solving the problem through undergoing surgery to evacuate the mass. However, she would prefer an alternative to surgery to evacuate the fibroid.

There is a bit of background. She has a daughter from a previous relationship. Her husband has two children from his previous relationships. However, they want to have children together, which has not happened. Everyone supposes that the fibroid issue may be blocking fertility between them.

Is there a confirmed non-surgical procedure that has worked with anyone out there? Where did the lady go for this non-surgical evacuation? What is the rate of success? What is the cost implication?

Please, counsel and insights are urgently needed.

There is a drug that shrink it .I know of someone that defecate hers after taking the drug.

Na so people go dey snap person anyhow any small thing they don snap. If i win any position in politics my first assignment is to issue a law against snapping people without their consent rubbish.

Jaypop22:
Drop something for these children now, at least boys must wack

Because na she be Dangote beside how many of them will she drop something for cause she leaves that particular part another one will invade so it continues so she go give tire na.

Stupid People by this time next year people will regret why they choose Ihediaho all are just the same.
Which sensible person would allow the destruction of government property.
Whether is Rochas that built it or not as long as is our money I don't see what they will gain by destroying it. Very so they will wish they never voted this man with the way he is going and those stupid advancers of his surrounding him we will see where he will take us.
What has he done since he assume office have issues that needs to be address and all they could up with is destroying trees as if is our major problems mtcheeeeeew.

Women bad gaaaaaaa! Na so some of them dey share kpekus for camp like their husband pay for it tufiakwa. One Man o war guy told me that he caught one outside in the around 10pm and he warned them just for them to give him 2000k to close mouth so as hungry man na him just close mouth they continue until another army com catch them yawa com burst but him thank God cause they no even mention say they give him money.
The worst of it is that camp officials warned them to go home since they are married but those of them that already have plan B refused to go home.

Rinaldo has always been like that.
That guy is a sadists when it comes to other peoples victory .He wants to be seen as the winner all the time no way!!!!!!!!!!
He is graullly breeding his down fall .
Waiting for pepper mouth dem go argue with ya ancestors.
M..si all the way.

Boys are Olodo, boys are Olodo chaaaaai see as girls just dey carry almost all the awards.
Thank God for that little man that does not want to be a Gboy when he grows up that save us the shame tufiakwa latter they will be running mouth na only talk they know.

Agwaya!!!!!!!?
Such a lousy kissers.
Stop doing lass go and m......

His brain is working now by the time he starts smelling money now it will cease to work politicians and politics keep teaching us one day we will get there.

If na my daughter
Your first question as a suitor or boyfriend cause I know say that one dey, will be .
Which social media you dey and if I hear nairaland my dear you are a goner.
True to God if I catch any nairalander near my daughter , sister or otherwise him own don finish cause their mouth dey lick like .....

Some guys and their mumu no be here na so we go NYSC camp oooo my platoon guys go there go fight for ordinary football match that will end in camp.
The worst is that you don't even know where you will meet again maybe you are fighting with the CEO or manager of a company that you probably be working with in future.
Forget say everybody wear NYSC cloth for Camp but some people na Oga already na just camp bring them low.

Younghacka:
My Dad Is Diabetic And He Has Been Having Issues With A Choice Of Swallow.


Eba(Garri) And Loi-Loi(Fufu) Are Out Of The Equation Because Of Their High Starch Content.

He Was Using Plantain Flour But He Complained Of Constipation And He Stopped Using It. . . He Was Also Using Wheat Flour But He Stopped Due To Some Health Complications (I Think Something Concerning Blood Group O+).

Any Advice Or Experience Will Be Appreciated.


P.S: For Some Months Now He Has Not Eaten Swallow, Just Diabetic Rice And Other Food Suitable For Diabetics, But We Are Nigerians And Man Must Swallow.

Since he has tried all this maybe he should try cocoyam heard is good for them according to one doctor but he should ask his doctor cause what works for Papa Nkechi may not work for Baba Lola.

Younghacka:
My Dad Is Diabetic And He Has Been Having Issues With A Choice Of Swallow.


Eba(Garri) And Loi-Loi(Fufu) Are Out Of The Equation Because Of Their High Starch Content.

He Was Using Plantain Flour But He Complained Of Constipation And He Stopped Using It. . . He Was Also Using Wheat Flour But He Stopped Due To Some Health Complications (I Think Something Concerning Blood Group O+).

Any Advice Or Experience Will Be Appreciated.


P.S: For Some Months Now He Has Not Eaten Swallow, Just Diabetic Rice And Other Food Suitable For Diabetics, But We Are Nigerians And Man Must Swallow.

Grinded plantain.
Buy unripe plantain , peel them and cut into piece after that dry and take it machine that will ground but the colour is another thing ooooo
He can also mix it with wheat.
Or he can buy wheat and take it to grounders to ground mixed with the unripe dried plantain .