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Flashh:
Number 7? If I hear.

.OP was right on that. I am an expert. Perfumes are purely chemicals.

Mynd44:
Please who will take care of me and kill me with enjoyment?

In this Abuja that I am

So many of them are on this platform. They are in your custody. Choose anyhow.

obicentlis:
This magun of a thing is the serious but funny one. Still wondering how the thing hook.

Carry out a research on that and feed us back.

raker300:
See headline topic from this woman. "May" stop borrowing?..seriously.

Under Ngozi Okonjo headlines read "Nigeria now Africa's richest economy" or "Nigeria 5th fastest growing economy" or "banks to increase interest rate".

It's sad to see how low we've sank. It's even sadder that no one seems to care

I can help you out with tutorials most especially in English Language. I can as well help you out with basic economics tutorials.

hayboss:
You will definitely find the right woman some day. Social media is just to pass time o. Reality dawns on you when work and social media itself is meaningless to you.

I believe. I hate the lies and lots of unnecessary in the system.

Relationship or what do you call it ? I have been lonely since I was born. I was brought up by my Mum during her lifetime she was my best friend. I lost her in 2011. Things has been somehow. I lost my Dad last year. Though, I spent not up to two years with him. I was lonely throughout my University years. I don't talk to ladies. In 200L My friend push a Lady onto my path we became close. I love her I took her to my eldest Bros in AKURE ,the same Dad not the same Mum. But upon my commitment the Lady was a slot. She van pretends for Africa. I told her to go. She brought unfold lies into my life I seriously love her. Since then I don't take Woman so serious. It's me and social network.

optional1:
mtcheww

all this pre wedding photos no dey tired una bloggers

Shior

So boring.

E pain you. Goan marry. It's their life.

This a litmus test for the next general elections

This is ordinarily a litmus test for 2019 elections.

sukkot:
says the nigga whose legend is a white boy whose claim to fame was for having cancer. go and sit down boy. grown men are talking

Where is the grown men. Who the hell you are who cares whether you exist if not for Osewa Seun.


I know your kind. Teens everywhere.

sukkot:
a legend to you. not to me. Muhammad Ali, now that was a legend. Pele. thats a legend. your expectations are too low brah which tells me you are a brain dead nigga

I don't blame you. You reason the way you are.

sukkot:
how this news take concern us na ?

Get sense in Jesus name. It doesn't concerns you because nobody knows you. Bradley Lowery was a legend.

How hard can a first date be? It is actually harder than it sounds. Not many people end up having a splendid
first date experience, worst is when you have no idea of what went wrong but you don't want to seem desperate and end up kicking yourself up. The dating rules have certainly changed with the digital age, but some traditional dating dos and don'ts should be still applied. That said, here are the 15 dating mistakes that every person should avoid committing on their first date.



1. No time to explore
Pick a place that you are familiar with, don't go about exploring a fancy p lace with fancy menu in order to
impress. If you happened to mispronounce a dish on the menu, it'll be an oops moment! Or worst, you have no idea about what goes into your dish. Don't get too
adventurous.



2. Don't act like a stalker, play it cool
It is quite obvious that you might have stalked each other's social media pages to get more information, but face value, keep your act together, try being interested and listen when he/ she is telling their stories and don't just nod like, "I know, I have seen your pictures."





3. Keep talking about work, they'll
disappear
If you are a working professional, it is advisable that you don't keep talking about your work to an extent that
your date has to excuse himself/ herself for a washroom break. Also, don't mention about that nosey Susan from your work place, for your date doesn't care about it.




4. Don't make the washroom your safety
blanket
You have got nervous jitters, we get it! But spending anymore than a minute in the washroom and you might as well be 'Bye Felicia!' Even you ladies, if you want to run into the washroom to checkup on your face every now and then, date a mirror




5. For the love of dogs and cats, put that
phone away!
What is more important than paying attention to the person sitting right across to you at that moment? It is
quite rude of people to keep checking on their phones and be blatantly ignorant of other person's presence.
Unless you have a very genuine reason, that behaviour is a definite No-No!




6. Girls! Stop with your pet stories asininity
Having a pet always makes wonderful stories, but you might want to stir away from being called a crazy cat
lady, because he is there for you and not to find a date for his pet. So, keep your pet stories for maybe the fourth date?




7. Don't be cheap, be a gentleman
Gentleman rules - always offer to pay the bill on your first date. Don't even think about pulling the age old trick of ducking for washroom just when the bill is about to arrive. Get the tab, guys, even Theo James agrees to that.




8. Honesty is (still) the best policy
Not enjoying your time out with your date? Tell them. Don't lead them on if there is no second date, no one is
getting anything out of being dishonest, and you never know when you'll have an awkward run-in into him or her. Don't stretch the date.




9. Don't go all the way, keep it in your
pants
Trying to score on your first date is never a good idea. Unless, both the parties have different kinds of
arrangement(s) and never planning on seeing each other again, that is all on you and your date. But if you think there is chance for a second date, holding out on your date is advisable.




10. Don't come out as too strong
Remember you are on a date and not a battle ground. If there is however a difference of opinion, stir the conversation on a lighter subject, where you both don't have to carry on with 'Let's agree to disagree' motion.




11. Up and Ante, don't do it!
It is not a competition, just two people on a date. If your date is telling you about their last trip to London or Cannes, you don't have to be, "Been there, done that." Just nod and go along with it.



12. Feminists! Hold your ground
Don't be an advocate; you have the right to enjoy finer things in life. It is not always about struggle. If at the
end of the date, he offers to pay the bill, just know that he is NOT at all patronizing you.






13. Don't spill (all) your beans
here are few things better left unsaid, like your family genealogy, about your birthmark or your whole 'tell me
about yourself' section or worst, what you did last summer? They might be kind enough to laugh at your stories or a give out playful nod, but all along they might be playing a tune inside their head and would tune you out completely. Keep something for your
future date(s).





14. It's all in the past
Let not start the date with 'previously on... my life' because talking about your exes is the worst first date
conversation topic EVER. Never go down that road. If you want to be open about it, just be discreet with
details. Remember this is not a tell-all live interview session.





15. Don't be a creep
As far as friend requesting your date goes, you might want to wait until 2-3 dates. Never be the one to send them a friend request while you are still on a date or as soon after the date is over, don't EVER do that. Try keeping your add-friend trigger finger under control.




Through.....



Lalasticlala Mynd44.

EasyWork001:
Ewedu breath

Bigot

CROWNWEALTH019:
With the way saraki is going I doubt if a moving train can stop him

Are they saying only magu can do the work, what of the like of ibori or amaechi that hasn't collected bribe in his life ?

Sai saraki

Sai Dino melaye

Sai Fayose

Sai wike

Sai Nnamdi KANU

Receive sense in Jesus name.

CROWNWEALTH019:
Mr darkness stop speaking grammar and resign if you can't do the work

Na grammar we wan chop

Northerners no get joy

Sango and thunder fall on fashola for bringing darkness to naija



They keep saying fashola is a sound SAN, yet he has not won any major case. I need someone to list the number of major cases he has won as a lawyer.


Cc: sarrki Goke7

I don't think you understand what you are saying. Is it a necessity you type ? What is the correlation between what you are saying and what Fashola was saying?

So many of you on this platform don't think at all. This is acute joblessness. That's why you are gallivanting on this platform.
Get sense in Jesus name.

hahn:
How you take read me my mind?

Thomas. You better fly go village

sarrki:
By next year this fool is out of office

Between you and him who should be a fool..Sarrki ?

Papiikush:
So your dad can't read and neither can he afford data?

Seriously Speaking something is definitely wrong with you.

omenka:
What a claptrap. I don't really blame him, I blame his gullible cheerleaders.

Just so you know, mr Melaye, your own mates (per IQ) are those running okada riders and mass transit unions.

God only knows what Magu has got on you thieves that you are hell bent on his dismissal.

Omenka abi what's your name ? You are not his God. Reason before you type.

Papiikush:
I hope he wouldn't do another challenge to promote a new song.

You behavior typifies that of teens. Get sense in Jesus name.

solid3:
Vanity upon vanity.

I agree with you . But let him enjoy his labour. Poverty Mindset.

Last week was her Birthday. She is my friend in FB

Papiikush:
This guy get strong gene oh

His daughters looks exactly like him.

You are funny. Sarcasm or what ?

Ajimike:
Hello Mr Latest Nairalander
I see you have found a new career of going through every section of Nairaland and painting them blue.
You see, lots of niggas tried in the past and failed.
They all thought their opinion and thoughts would matter in the grand scheme of things
But at the end of the day, it dies off like an old bleaching cloth.

Apparently you are jobless.
The only thing you currently have in this present lifetime is struggling to be the first to comment etc.

A stitch in time saves nine.
Grow up and stand here with one leg.
Because your two legs would eventually get tired and then you discover the meaning of vanity.

Hmmmmm. So you too noticed him. Teens Everywhere.

[quote author=Qmerit post=58045963][/quote]I am not finding your fault. Go and crosscheck your sentences and those points you made with your reasoning.

Psalm 107:31 Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men!

Qmerit:
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Senseless

I fear the future of this country if you will call yourself leader of tomorrow.

Qmerit:
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Senseless

I fear the future of this country if you will call yourself leaders of tomorrow.

Qmerit:
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Cause you re out just to defend and have nothing to offer take-less of arguing with me...u re less than infant if you can't know why I called those names..

To defend who ? You must be very lucky to come across " a different mind "