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adelabi337:
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Really? You do care about my blog right?

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satelliteDISH:
OK. I will get back to u. Your friends list is just +1 now. U have been so helpful.

I was in your shoes 3 years ago, complete with blog and GtBank Mastercard and seeking help to buy domain and connect it.
It was a long journey. I trusted some who then stole my MasterCard details and used to shop online. I bout domain from Godday only to realize I could have gotten better elsewhere. Today, I with Namecheap and my site has moved to Wordpress.

If you need help i will give it to you. I will give my old blogger premium template theme for 1k... Magpress. Google it, its the best of its kind and so beautiful.. nice SEO

ugandalady:
google can never translate vernacular chinese, the way chinese users speak is far from the reach of google. guess the only words google shows u are fvck, stupid. but the infomation i instil in my chinese sentences is way more than that.

你的舉止或缺乏它可以使一個男人打破年齡老的原則, 從來沒有對女人的手!

That's traditional Chinese. Let me translate...

You manners or lack of it can make a man break the age-old principle of never laying hands on a woman!


Russian President Puttin (an expert in Russian affairs and language) and American archaeologist Dr. Kimbell who knows more about Russian ancient history? The Doctor! She ranks as one of the world leading authorities of ancient civilization in Russia!

You don't know squat and I'm done wasting my time.

Cheer!

ugandalady:
草泥马，死黑鬼，沟你妈的狗，英语讲的烂的要死，还给中国人说话。你就是又傻又贱。

Copy, copy... paste, paste!

Try cleaning up the remains of the embedded formats next time.

ugandalady:
1, China in the 1st century A.D. ? there are 2 names. one ended on 9 A.D., after 16 turmoil, another started from 25 A.D.

2, i dont know. not even a chinese historian could tell the "precise" number. but, on the face value of "marrying a prostitutee" ? none ! ancient chinese behaved themselve better. when they wanted to annihilate a country, they would find out a reason better than calling the other one "terrorists". if they wanted to marry a prostitutee, then that prostitutee was no longer being named a prostitutee. so , nobody could give the number.

3, i dont know, you tell me. hey, if you refuse to tell me , i will keep asking you !! remenber what i have said right here !

4, What is her traditional statues and rank . sorry , i dont catch your english. you mean , her job before she was the first lady ? or what ? there is no caste system in China, everyone is a grassroot. 富不过三代 (richness will not last for more than 3 generations) , 洗脚上田 (farmers washing their feet and taking up other "higher" jobs), 三十年河东，三十年河西（30 years east side of rive, 30 years right side of the river. ）. opportunists, chinese are. 30 years ago, they were asian ni88ers, now they are your white master. BLOODY PROOF !


her rank ? her granfather was a farmer, her father was a worker, she was a singer.


5, no idea. and remenber to let me know the answer. or else i will call 死你 （beeping your phone to make you wanna die because you post your phone number at the wrong place）

Hell, bro, I will do even better than answer you!

1 will be writing 3 books before the end of October. The research already done ages ago. The name of one of those books is 'The Most Wicked and Evil Women In History ... a series of 15 books released over 6 months. Your answers will be in book 2. I will reveal a lot in the summary post on my blog but you are always welcome to buy the book. I will post you a link in time, never fear.

May even do some publicity on Nairaland... you just made me think of that... lol


Your answers to my question reek of a quick Goggle search, but never fear, that's not a crime. In time, you will understand why a singer and dancer can rise high in the Chinese army and then marry the president.

And hey, I don't give information out for free but you are welcome to join the long line of people who spam my mail in search of just that... they are called fan mails, I have special blockers for those, and the calls from strange people.... celebrity lifestyle mode active since 2016.

Cheers
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ugandalady:
i know everything about China so damn well that, i never mentioned the name of the first lady of China in my whole thread, which is amazing, right ?

it is unavoidable , to mention someone's name , by several time, naturally, if that one is the main character of the thread. it needs some subtle skill, which is too intricate for stupid readers , like you, to not to mention her name , while maintaining the style of the thread.

The person you are insulting and boasting to and insulting is an author with at least 1,000 fans on Nairaland and that same number in the USA. I write fascinating 300-page books, they pay to buy then come back to thank me later. But you write good copy and paste 100-word articles and that's better than most Nigerian bloggers can. Kudus to you.

Please answer the following questions to shut me up nicely...
1. What was the name of China in the century 1 A.D.
2. How many Chinese emperors in Chine's long and ancient history married prostitutes
3. Which of these emperors married a prostitute so skilled, she drove him mad and eventually paralyzed from too much sex.
4. Technically, the Chinese first lady is a prostitute of some kind. What is her traditional statues and rank
5. Name two oriental nation where a prostitute is a lady of honor (from ancient times)

Listen, Europe's earliest civilization doesn't date further back than 4,000... the Greek civilization is the most famous. That of Asia dates back 9,000 to a time when India was known as HIND.
Even as late as 1500 the white man considered bathing dangerous to health. They both just about twice a week. It wasn't until they set foot in Japan that they realized their stupidity. The Japanese were so clean... they bathe 3 times a day! At that time the Japanese considered white men uncivilized and smelly. Japan had been civilized for thousands of years before then. Known as Niappan, they had been warring with China for ages over Korea.

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ugandalady:
for the first lady nowadays, she is a singer, instead of any rumored professor in some college. is she popular ? she used to belong to the army section, mainly entertaining the high rank officials, and thus gained quite a lot fame among the chinese grassroots. sounds contradictory ? she was backed up all the way, by this one or that one, until that one , that biggest dullard nowadays controlling the power of China, chose her to be his "soul mate".

has she been married to the dullard of China for an allegedly long time ? she , as a songstress, did have some fame. however, this is also a baffling point that, how come the chinese be annouced that she was the legal wife of the chairman of China , the same day when the dullard of China took the power ? which means, if she has been married to the dullard, when she was on stage, her background should be known, since that is the to-be chairman of China.

another hint : given the fact that she was a singer affliated to the army, and the man who is in charge of the army in China is not the head of the defence department, instead it is the same guy who takes the throne of the chairman, namely , that dullard of China, then it is easier to figure out the whole picture.

what a coincidence , when we look back the history. in 1960s - 1970s, the monster summoned from the hell, Jiang Qing,(accountable for the destruction of China for more than 10 years , with millions of withered lives) the wife of the "Greatest" leader of China - chairman Mao, was a singer and actor and a whoré , i mean, or the side history books mean that, at least she was a whoré , before she met Mao.

Your post shows that you don't know Chinese or oriental custom. Do you even know how many Chinese traditional prostitutes have married Chinese Emperors in ancient times?

Do some research on the issue i don't have time to type the long explanation.

joeruano:
I felt like ending it there since people get scared to read long posts but since the popular Hungerbad has requested for the remainder, let me oblige him.

Can you please show me the list, He brought the list out and here are the items enlisted:

The Requirements for the marriage process are:

One big black goat
2 bottles of dry gin
2 crates of beer
3 crates of minerals
2 crates of malt
#10,000 for the mother
#20,000 for the father

List of Traditional Marriage Items for the Father of the Bride (Mkpo Ete)

One black goat
One bottle of 3-in-1 whiskey
One carton of schnapps
Wrappers like Hollandis, George materials
Cartons of Assorted beers
Bicycle
Walking staff
Limestone, Kola and Snuff
One shirt, socks and singlet
One hat, Umbrella, walking stock
Agreed amount of money (in cash only)

List of Traditional Marriage Items for the Mother of the Bride (Mkpo Eka)

One native goat
One bottle of brandy
One lace material
Cartons of beers
One shoe, bra, head tie and a box filled with under wears
4 crates of soft drinks
Wrappers like Hollandis, George Material
One lace blouse, head gear and accessories
Cash for the money ranging from #50,000

List of Traditional Items for the Extended Family of the Bride (Mkpo Ndito Ette)

One carton of beer
2 crates of soft drinks
Tobacco
Bitter kola
A bottle of Schnapps
Amounts in cash

List for the Entertainment on the Marriage Day

Money for drinks
Money for food and snacks
This money is often given to the Bride’s mother.

On seeing this list I wept bitterly, ‘why me’ was all I was able to mutter out. Why me! This is a guy whose salary is #50,000 and how then could he afford this, who on earth can even afford this I muttered out.

Immediately, I picked up my phone and called my mum, I sounded so bitter on the phone and she became worried after our conversation my dad called me. He said my dear that list was supposed to be more than that but because of the influence I had on the family they had to bring it down to what you are seeing, it’s the tradition and we didn’t even include what we callAkam Adiaha which means prayer for the first daughter , that money is a #100,000 naira and it is done in a huge way, so you see my dear I passed through this same path when I married your mother. I wept and all my dad could say was take heart God will give you a man that is capable and up to the task, he ended the call.

My boo wept, he said where am I supposed to get such huge amount of money from and I can’t afford to lose you cause truly you complete my world. I wished I was working I said and mean while I was only a year 3 student in the University of Uyo. What do we then do he ask? well that night I couldn’t sleep I was soaked in tears and my heart was so heavy with thoughts. Is this how I would loss the affection of my man because my culture doesn’t believe in a humble beginning marriage?

Well lets fast forward the whole story jor, I moved in with the love of my life and we got married in Ikeja Magistrate Court here in lagos and at about a year in my marriage I got Pregnant I couldn’t hid the mystery any longer the pregnancy will bloom sooner or later and everybody will be in the know. So we opted for my home in Uyo.

My dad was so disappointed in me and he called some family members who came around and said that’s a taboo and for us to continue living as couples my husband must pay what they tag Ebot Nsunoyin(which means Goat for insult) This goat symbolizes apologies for defiling their daughter without paying the required price on her head.

Well, my hubby did that and also [paid few amount of money and promise to come back for the marriage proper. Believe me am a mother of 4 CHILDREN and up till date we have not been able to fulfill half of what the marriage lists carries.

Why you may ask me? Well man must survive and our priorities are our children and our selves. No one has the money to pay for all that but still we hope that someday we might be able to pay. Paying or not paying doesn’t guarantee a happy home. The tradition and custom can be and should be made flexible, the economy they say is bad, young men are trying so hard to be men and yet the tradition makes it complex for them to settle down. This is a voice that speaks the mind of so many women.

Edikan Ekanem has this to say, please it is no longer a novel news that Akwa Ibom (Calabar marital procedure as often referred to) is very exorbitant and demanding.
It troubles the minds of many how and when young men of Nigeria and Akwa Ibom will gather such funds under this biting, catastrophic and recessed economy. There is seriously a need for rethink. We are not advocating that our ladies should be given out for free neither we are trying to belittle their worth in the society and the value of our culture.

Let’s think of this: is it not better that we consider our suitors by making things easy for them than letting our ladies cohabit them without respect and dignity? Is it not good we try to help them do the proper thing as stipulated by law and Bible rather than making them go extra miles marrying adulterously? Is it not good we let them marry in a way that is more financially simple than letting them being ill-treated by men that they cohabit because of fear of menopause? These are things to ponder over.

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I come from IMO and hoping to find someone soon to marry. The traditional marriage issue on my side nigeria is terrirble. In that list above there is no carton of stockfish and other very riduclous fees like opening of gate!

May God help me and bless me with a women like you.

dingbang:
reno is just a boastful person

Agreed! But he's a millionaire in the UK and you are on MTN monthly data reading about him and other gossips on Nairalnad!

Reason the matter well.

Sapphire86:
Please oooo, I just have one question: in his passport and visa application forms, what does he tick as his sex, Male or female??

Seems like you have not filled any modern form lately. There's always an opinion for transgenders!

*SEX
> Male
> Female
> Other

Alfabest07:
My brother i tire ooo, like say d guy no go see food chop again as him don vex. Which phone him wan even buy wey him dhy feel like this. Mtvheeew

Who you dey call Mtvheeew Na IPhone 15 i been wan buy, you get am? Mtvheeew

mcdokwe:
bros, but his number was there, he could have missed your post. Why didn't you just call him instead of posting the epistle with an instruction not to quote you?

My phone was damaged at the time and i had access to no other one. Unquote me so so the epistle as you call it will be wiped form his thread. I have wiped away the original. No need to spoil business for the guy.

Sophyrocks:
Couldn't agree more. Pitiful! Tueh!

I disagree!

There is life and there is blessing which you know as luck

Olalan:
The economy isn't smiling for lots of mature young men who should have been married, but more worrisome is the desire for a rich guy for by ladies in this age.
Now ladies prefer being side chicks to rich guys than to be married to a young not too rich guy

This is my problems exactly! Jezz you don't know how so right you are. Many of these babes even forget that if they help a penniless guy with dreams amd determination, together the couple can be something!

How i waish i could find only one lady who suits me well and has some real brain to think and determination to support, I will be that rich guy she needs in 4 years flat

EdoNation:
2019 don come

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Sent you an email... please reply

Verifiability:
May be they've not offered the "right" price.

Yeah maybe. Or a young man just chose to reject $1billion offer for a then underdeveloped website twice cos he didn't see the check well twice.

Verifiability:
With the right amount of Money, any business is buyable. With the recent Visa imbroglio Abrahamovich has with the UK immigration authorities, the news might not be far-fetched.

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There are some business ventures you can never buy with all the money in the world, etc Facebook. Do you even know how many billionaires or fortune 1000 corporation have tried to buy Facebook? Some have overpriced the damn thing and that guy still won't sell.
There are many like him. Sometimes a business is just like your life or family. You just can't sell for all the money in the world.