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RomanceRe: Ilegend Claimed I Scammed Him Which I Didn't. My Complete Story. by Ezkid(m): 11:00pm On May 04, 2019
I nearly cry for the guy, I can relate his position. I do not know iLegend

So I can't say much about him but he needs to seek God's forgiveness.

“You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether one of your brethren or one of the aliens who is in your land within your gates. Each day you shall give him his wages, and not let the sun go down on it, for he is poor and has set his heart on it; lest he cry out against you to the Lord, and it become a sin unto you.” Deuteronomy 24: 14-15.
RomanceRe: WHO Is The Weirdest Person You Ever Fuvkked? by Ezkid(m): 4:22pm On Apr 28, 2019
The weirdest person I've ever had sex with is a mute, it was a long time ago though and I was very young I think 18 or 17 years old, I bleeped her in the bathroom after three days of signalling to her about it.

When I saw her going to the bathroom that night, I made up my mind to follow her up cos I knew she wouldn't be able to say it out even though she resisted my advances but to my greatest surprise she acted as if she's been dreaming about it. It was a very wierd experience for me.
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2019
PaulAris:
You got some balls mahn!
So you leaving her for...? Unto the next one right? The one that's faithful and has got the finest wife materials shey?
So then this two will be the exes you can flip with anytime huh
...
P.s. This shit ain't kharma!
She might have been doing that with her ex even before you started doing yours.
You ever thought maybe she knew bout' you and your ex?
The funny re-scheduling and impromptu travelling will be/is suspicious don't you think?
I've accepted my fate bro

To me the real Karma is the corresponding time.
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:39pm On Apr 06, 2019
UrbanExotica:
thunder fire every cheater out there. As for you if you marry your wife will still cheat on you
Let he who is without sin....

the Thunder is coming for you first if you've ever cheated.
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:30pm On Apr 06, 2019
LisaAnne:
see pot calling kettle black
Im not a cheater, read the story again, even if I cheated , means I'm cheating with her not on her, Agnes is the victim of my cheating so Gift s got no right to cheat on me as im not cheating on her but with her. I hope you'll be able to comprehend that.
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:27pm On Apr 06, 2019
mickykhe:
But honsetly, why do most guys(including me)/don't see sleeping with other girls in a committed relationship as serious offence but make d babe try am even wen we dey do the same and it will hurt us so bad why?(speaking from mine personal and the op experience)
Seriously bro the reason is not far fetched, guys sleep around only for the fun of the sex, but the moment your babe starts sleeping around, means you've become a dirt in her life.
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:17pm On Apr 06, 2019
PaulAris:
You got some balls mahn!
Article 50 is loading. ..
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:16pm On Apr 06, 2019
ShawttySoFyne:
50-50. No cheating.
We'll see who the loser's going to be at the end of the game
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:14pm On Apr 06, 2019
LisaAnne:
Dum i don't have husband and not everyone is a cheater like you
I guess you won't have one till the second coming then, but when you do try cheating on him as payback when he cheats

we'll see what happens next
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:12pm On Apr 06, 2019
TarOrfeek:
So who go marry Gift?
Whoever wishes to spend his entire life with a cheater.
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:10pm On Apr 06, 2019
Baddiezz:
Lmao this is the best thing I've read all day
Well it may be the best this you've read all year long but im going to dump her.
RomanceRe: How I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op): 11:09pm On Apr 06, 2019
LisaAnne:
"I think guys can't still cheat and get away with it in a committed relationship but girls? = NO! NO!!"

you're very silly for this statement
How silly im I? How many times has your husband cheated on you?? try cheating on him to his face just for once and see maybe you wont get kicked out of your matrimonial home.
RomanceHow I Met Karma! by Ezkid(op):
Karma is a bitch they say! But neither did I know it also bites, and believe me when I say it bites real hard cos right now I've got a huge hole in my heart (Its bite mark).

I've been in a relationship with this girl for over a year now, and I can say she's a very good girl, very supportive and caring , though I didn't think we'll ever go this far but as time's flying by I discovered she's loaded with the finest wife materials I've ever seen.

But there's this one Girl I've been dating before meeting this Angel, though she's not in the same state with me but every now and then she'll come around to spend some time with me, I always think she's the one I'll stick with but my meeting with this new girl changed everything I felt for her and I later made up my mind that I'm going to stick with the one with the good character ( both of them are of good character though, but the new girl is more supportive, financially and in other areas) and dump the distance girl as I don't really know what she's up to over there.

So literally I've taken the distance girl as my ex , while focusing on the new one, but she always come around when time permits her and whenever she wants to come I'll tell the new girl im traveling so she won't come around while I'm with her, and when she goes I'll just pick up my phone and ring my new girl that I'm around, but this time something happened, a very terrible and heartbreaking event which I'm forced to swallow even when it's making my stomach bitter.

This distance girl AGNES called me and said she'll be coming to spend the weekend with me while my new girl GIFT was with me and has already planned to spend the weekend too, as it was impromptu, I had to discharge Gift with just one unnecessary excuse and she didn't query why I changed the plan of her staying over the weekend.

Fast forward to weekend Agnes came and we had a best time together and she packed and went back on Monday morning while I called Gift that I'm around, and within a couple of hours Gift is back with me, but that night as I was about to have fun with her, I discovered she's a bit wide down there and I confronted her immediately about it which she denied as usual but due to my persistent pestering, she opened up to me that she visited her ex and he forced himself on her.
Though I knew she was lying about been forced but what's funny to me even though it hurts is the fact that while I was fvcking Agnes(the girl I considered my ex) acting as the smartest guy on earth, another dude is busy fvcking the girl I plan to marry (a guy she considered her ex) Now I'm contemplating breakup with Gift but I love her so much, I just can't come to terms that she fvcked another guy be it her ex or not, im really going crazy and I don't know what to do..
That bastard (Karma) is smiling at me but I don't care cos im going to initiate article 50 in the next couple of days. IM BREAKING UP WITH HER! I think guys can still cheat and get away with it in a committed relationship but girls? = NO! NO!!
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Slapped A Woman Before & Under What Circumstances by Ezkid(m): 9:16pm On Feb 22, 2019
Gaspardd:
If anybody slaps my sis for whatever reason, i swear to God i will make sure he suffers like 50 broken bones
For whatever reason? I was expecting for "NOTHING"

Let your sister steal from me and watch me beat her to stupor, even u and your old man would get the beatings of your lives if you tryna act funny.
RomanceRe: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because She Has A Smelly Vagina by Ezkid(m): 3:04pm On Jan 27, 2019
DonFk:
Hi guys, I really need help on this. I'd there a remedy for this situation? Or some ladies are just by nature victim of this unfortunate condition. Even if it's natural, should there not be a way to make it go away?

This gal friend of mine is the best lady I've ever seen in the world. Caring, submissive, matured in reasoning, but for this her blemish! I tried telling her to look for remedy, but she felt too embarrassed to even talk about it which I understood. I gave her time to go see a doctor, she wouldn't.

Because of my love for her, I bleeped her like that to let her know that I still cared, but I needed her to do sth. She wasn't forth coming with a remedy, neither was she keen to look for one. She was more like nothing can be done, don't disturb me. If u can't go with it, then let me go. So please guys, educate me on this matter.

I here there are ppl with naturally smelly VJ. Are there remedy? I still love her and wish I could work things out. But I can't keep up with the VJ thing.
Bros where ur location abeg, who knows, we may be fucking the same girl.
FamilyRe: My Family Is Tearing Apart,im To Young For This! by Ezkid(m): 7:57pm On Jan 17, 2019
DavidEsq:
Yauwa! cheesy
That Could Be Dead Rat!
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai's Letter To Buhari About Shehu Sani (Photos) by Ezkid(m): 6:03am On Oct 07, 2018
Oblang:
U can't denigrate a party that brought u from within. U either defect or be sure of ur next destination b4 doing that. Either u are criticizing for a good reason or for a bad reason..
So you mean Buhari represents the whole party? A republican senator criticized Trump and got a standing ovation for it, its not a democracy when people can't criticize the authority without getting lashed for it.
FamilyRe: OMG My Junior Sister Just Beat Up My Mom. by Ezkid(m): 12:08am On Oct 01, 2018
The Op is the one with the Child of Doom moniker and no one should take that suicidal son of a vulture seriously
Or why on earth would you be watching your mother gets beaten by your sister?
You must be sick upstairs and its obvious madness runs in your lineage else you won't be telling us a story of how your mother got knocked out by your sister
PoliticsRe: Forget Omisore This Is How Apc Can Win The Rerun by Ezkid(m): 10:39pm On Sep 24, 2018
SonofDevil:
olodo you will only acredite the names and pictures that come up on inec database.
inec can register 100 overnight to each polling unitsand replace it in the system.apc just need to sneak in beninose and togolese nationals that have lived in nigeria for years and can speak yoruba fluently .there re thousands of these people living in yorubaland.
they can get them in badagry, sarki, oyo and lagos
And their PVC would also be made available overnight?
That's inconclusive!
CelebritiesRe: Real Madrid Captain,sergio Ramos Caught Smoking Weeds On Instagram (photos) by Ezkid(m): 5:05am On Sep 24, 2018
Where weed is legal, you definitely cannot be caught smoking it!
RomanceRe: How Can I Ask My Girlfriend To Leave My House After 3 Months? by Ezkid(m): 6:56pm On Sep 23, 2018
[/quote]Well, I'm in a similar situation , she started by spending the weekend with me, whenever she bids her family goodbye on Saturday , she would spend Sunday in my place then off to work on monday morning, she was working as a teacher in a private school. She would leave her place of work on Friday, spends only the Friday night with her family then off to my place on Saturday morning where she ll prepare for the next week..
I started seeing the whole thing as a problem when she decided to stop working, she spent the next two months with me without going home while lying to her family that she's stuck at her working place cos she wasn't paid! Then I introduced the detachment strategies!
You see, once a leech is attached to your body, its inadvisable to forcefully detach! There will be consequences and it may become tragic for both of u if care isn't taken( Hell has no fury than woman scorn). I got her another job where she'll be going from her parent home then I started what they call emotional detachment, I stopped the sex, limit the convo and made sure there's zero visits.
Fast forward to now, shes doing pretty well without me and we're best of friends.
PhonesRe: My Phone Turned To Electronic Billboard by Ezkid(m): 7:40am On Sep 15, 2018
sayhi2certified:
It's a monkey test virus and you can't remove it even if you uninstall the app.. Best method is to download stubborn Trojan remover, reset security app and malwarebyte to scan your phone to remove all of it..... Alternatively you can flash the phone with new stock rom...
English Please!
PoliticsRe: Saraki Loses Membership Of The Senate by Ezkid(m): 2:14pm On Aug 03, 2018
Ovamboland:
If he's no longer a member of the Senate he can't be senate president. The majority party should find a way to trigger this provision and let Saraki go to court to prove there was a real division in APC
In a Nigerian court The 3rd paragraph would be argued till kingdom come.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ezkid(m): 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2018
Abbeybailey:
You see how shallow you are. Those Americans of African descent that you call poor are the highest earning of all the Blacks in the world unlike you that was born in poverty and probably will die in poverty. The reason Blacks turn from Republikkkan Party to Democratic Party is the open racism and neglect they suffered during the great depression of the 20s when Herbert Hoover a Republikkan president neglected their needs. It was FDR a Democrat that came in after Hoover that started the NEW DEAL which turn most Blacks to Democrats. Get that in your thick skull. Imagine a guy barely surviving on less than $2 a day calling people poor. Go beg for money and cure your mental illness. Coming here doing the bidding of the Klan Nation.
I lost all respect for you! So u think you're a mini god just cos you live in the states, with due respect regardless of age and status. I DARE CALL YOU A FOOL!
RomanceRe: Protect Yourself, Most Of These Ladies Are Banks Of Diseases. by Ezkid(m): 7:54pm On Jun 09, 2018
mimimile93:
8 out of 10 naija girls have STD/STI etc


7 out of 10 naija girls have done abortion


6 out of 10 naija mothers are baby mamas


10 out of 10 naija girls are cheaters..


Marry a naija girl at your own peril
Fallacy of hasty generalization!
RomanceRe: Ride On Linda Ikeji! You Are On Point. by Ezkid(m): 6:53pm On May 26, 2018
victorian:
You are too narrow minded..

I will tell your for a fact! Not all women are destined to marry, no matter how good and amiable she is. If it's not in her destiny then it won't happen , except she goes an extra mile spiritually.

I can tell you for a fact not everyone is destined to marry. This life and what surrounds everyone's destinies is deeper than what u think.. Not everything is black and white.

Don't be myopic.
Destined? Who is this Victorian?
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To White Ladies, But Don't Know How To Get One by Ezkid(m): 11:32pm On May 24, 2018
DrinkLimca:
And op Nigeria ladies are very dirty...
No offense but their vagina stinks..
Going down to give a Naija lady head always gives you high blood pressure for what you might encounter with her vagina, sometimes your tongue looses sensation for weeks and you begin to regret life..
Their hair stinks, they carry their made hair from salon for months, draw close to some of them and watch the foul odour from their hair..
vagina stinks, hair stinks, armpit stinks..
Disgusting attitudes, always rude...
They go to their salons to gossip...


Go to the bathroom of a Nigeria lady and the only thing you will see is a joy soap and sponge..
Go to the bathroom of a white lady and you will see different soap, liquid soaps to clean their armpits, hair and vagina, you see different products to make them clean...

Nigeria ladies don't often wash their panties,, I can bet that no nairaland lady have more than five pants and they are panties they bought six months ago...

white ladies don't put on panties more than five times, they throw them away after every two weeks.
white ladies changes their panties twice a day but Nigeria ladies ones a week....

This is just the bitter truth...
Who the hell is this DrinkLimca? You're a real badasshole to the best of my knowledge.
CrimeRe: Pastor Sentenced To Death By Hanging Cries Out As He Repents In Prison. Photo by Ezkid(m): 3:04pm On May 23, 2018
pyyxxaro:
She shud be thrown into a Lion's den let's see if he has truly repented cool
She?
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Danjuma, The Policeman Who Ordered The Shooting Of 6 Igbo Traders In APO by Ezkid(m): 11:19pm On May 20, 2018
ikennaf1:
You want to make people believe that you're objective and not tribalistic but your posts betray you every time. Being objective and not being tribalistic should be seen in what you say, write and how you act. Not by telling people that you're objective or that you're not tribalistic.

A few soldiers came together and committed a coup for reasons best known to them. Some say they're nationalistic and given the antecedents of somewhere, it can not be dismissed... heck one even ran for and won Nigerian her first gold medal in the Commonwealth. So because they committed the coup, it's now all Igbos that organised and executed it? how many innocent Igbos both military and civilians have been massacred before and after the coup? Igbis still get killed today, how many people have Igbos killed? When European cartoonists make caricature of Mohammed, who gets killed in Nigeria? Igbos right?

you have currently supported injustice because it's Igbos that were killed. how can a system sentence to death, suspects that committed a crime but acquit another suspect, who the former suspects pointed to as the person that gave the order for the killings? may injustice not locate you tomorrow. if it does, just remember that you once supported it.

I personally dislike Igbos that are nationalistic Shaa because they know nothing.

finally may your hate for Igbos not kill you. may it not take away every joy from your life.
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ikennaf1:
You want to make people believe that you're objective and not tribalistic but your posts betray you every time. Being objective and not being tribalistic should be seen in what you say, write and how you act. Not by telling people that you're objective or that you're not tribalistic.

A few soldiers came together and committed a coup for reasons best known to them. Some say they're nationalistic and given the antecedents of somewhere, it can not be dismissed... heck one even ran for and won Nigerian her first gold medal in the Commonwealth. So because they committed the coup, it's now all Igbos that organised and executed it? how many innocent Igbos both military and civilians have been massacred before and after the coup? Igbis still get killed today, how many people have Igbos killed? When European cartoonists make caricature of Mohammed, who gets killed in Nigeria? Igbos right?

you have currently supported injustice because it's Igbos that were killed. how can a system sentence to death, suspects that committed a crime but acquit another suspect, who the former suspects pointed to as the person that gave the order for the killings? may injustice not locate you tomorrow. if it does, just remember that you once supported it.

I personally dislike Igbos that are nationalistic Shaa because they know nothing.

finally may your hate for Igbos not kill you. may it not take away every joy from your life.
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ikennaf1:
You want to make people believe that you're objective and not tribalistic but your posts betray you every time. Being objective and not being tribalistic should be seen in what you say, write and how you act. Not by telling people that you're objective or that you're not tribalistic.

A few soldiers came together and committed a coup for reasons best known to them. Some say they're nationalistic and given the antecedents of somewhere, it can not be dismissed... heck one even ran for and won Nigerian her first gold medal in the Commonwealth. So because they committed the coup, it's now all Igbos that organised and executed it? how many innocent Igbos both military and civilians have been massacred before and after the coup? Igbis still get killed today, how many people have Igbos killed? When European cartoonists make caricature of Mohammed, who gets killed in Nigeria? Igbos right?

you have currently supported injustice because it's Igbos that were killed. how can a system sentence to death, suspects that committed a crime but acquit another suspect, who the former suspects pointed to as the person that gave the order for the killings? may injustice not locate you tomorrow. if it does, just remember that you once supported it.

I personally dislike Igbos that are nationalistic Shaa because they know nothing.

finally may your hate for Igbos not kill you. may it not take away every joy from your life.
So all Igbos cannot be blamed for the action of few soldiers but Buharis government can be blamed for the actions of few policemen according to the Op you're supporting ? You are a confused clown bereft of reasoning, logic and common sense

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