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hollandis: lies which oyinbo will say "i was sweating like christmas goat" ? That na Nigerian phrase ever ,now and will be

wen i saw that line i knw d story is fake...

Even if it was reduce frm 48 to 1%, §€un puppets wil stil hate
#apric8 progress

Nice write up...BUT ALL WAT U WROTE NEEDS CAPITAL TO start up . For instance d ones good @ graphics design, how wil they get d laptop or d software(forget abt stealin or usin pirated software since we discusin abt legistimate jobs), for d ones into hair dressin how wil they get d hair dryer and other things needed free...etc

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Those beefin me oya sorry...i guess ur work don fine

So d id'ot wen hide my post wetin u gain?...cos i wrote i watched nigerians in 5D

Why e be say na only for naija ds kind tin de happen

THIS IS HILARIOUS>>>>>>>
Cristiano Ronaldo congratulates
Lionel Messi on winning his fourth
Ballon d’Or.
Dear Lionel,
I am writing you this note to
offer my congratulations on
winning the Ballon d'Or.
Again. As you can see by the look
on my face, I am very happy for
you. Please forgive me for not
congratulating you at the gala,
but
since I am so tall and statuesque
and you are so tiny and maintain
terrible posture, I couldn't find
you in the crowd. Also, since
someone played a joke on you by
telling you to wear that garish
spotted jacket and tie, I didn't
want to keep you from getting
home
and changing your clothes as fast
as you possibly could. That's how
thoughtful I am.
It was another tremendous year
for me, and, supposedly, for you
as well. You had to set a world
record in order to score more
goals
than me. Of course, smart people
know that team accomplishments
are far more important than
personal achievements and I
helped my club to win La Liga in
2012 whereas you only helped
your club win the Copa del Rey.
The year my club only won the
Copa del Rey, I did not win the
Ballon d'Or. I
suppose this just shows that
voters hold me to a higher
standard than you.
Anyway, you have now won the
Ballon d'Or a record four times in
row. I guess you're happy about
that. Yet, Andy Gray, England's
most respected sexist
broadcaster, has questioned
whether you could play well on a
cold night in Stoke. After all, you
have only
won titles for one club, whereas I
have won titles for clubs in La
Liga and the Premier League. But
very few players have the
physical talent and mental
strength to prove themselves on
different teams and in different
leagues, so you should only feel a
little bit bad about that.
People are always trying to
compare you and I, but there
really is no comparison. Yes, we
were both named after Americans
-- I was
named after Ronald Reagan, a
talented actor and two-term
president, whereas you were
named after Lionel Richie, a man
who sang about dancing on the
ceiling. Which is both impossible
and patently ridiculous. I
impregnated a woman and
created a child in 2010, but it took
you until 2012 to figure out how
to do those things. I grew tall and
strong naturally and you needed
enough growth hormones to
make even Lance Armstrong feel
guilty in order to be neither of
those things. Also, I wear proper
tuxedos to formal events while
you wear a suit made out of
clown pants. So comparing us is
both silly and unfair.
In conclusion, I congratulate you,
Leo. But remember: No matter
how many Ballon d'Or awards you
win, I still won it first.
Confidently yours,
Cristiano Ronaldo, CR7 'The only 1'
P.S. My apologies for writing this
letter in English, one of several
languages I am able to speak,
when I know you only speak
Spanish.
Maybe Cesc or Pique will translate
it for you.

remarkable

see them attackin me cos i spoke d truth...i said they ar nice bt its always one pattern....well if only u guys knw who i am u would be on ur feet begin(bt i dnt need it)....forget abt me uploadin my stuf cos they hav been paid for...

salam001: If them like make them remove am or not,I have nothing against gays though,but anypesin wey eye my yansh,walahi,bottle go burst 4 pesin head,Ah swear

got me laughin

Why do nigerians keep comparin Asa with Terry G ?....they both do different genre of music...(one genre is for mad people the other is more of country side,inspirational genre)

i tink acidtalk shld be ashame of himself cos of false prediction.....non of wat he wrote came...they were jst his imaginations

*dancing* a big shame to acidtalk, NON OF HIS EVIL PREDICTIONS CAME TO PASS

a big shout out to acidtalk that shame be unto him ,NON OF HIS EVIL PREDICTIONS CAME TO PASS

this is one of those thread that always find a way of attackin the CHURCH OF CHRIST(CATHOLIC).....THE TOPIC IS the pope gvs blessing to the lawmaker AND NOT THE POPE BLESS THE LAWMAKER ON HER COURSE TO KILL GAY PPL..(the church does not support of any kind of killin)

girls lost their VALUE d day they equate money to their body.......why would a man waste his time wen he can giv her moni and she falls for him immediately

nigeria musicians sings rubbish becomes sucexful, say its BY GODS GRACE.

Whats ur definition of good music?..to sing abt girls,money,unknw enemy?....

Lecrae church clothes

date too far

Techwriter: Some Christians see demons in everything from animals to human beings. What a pity. What you see is what you get. An African wt such mindset stands before a sea and all he sees is mermaids; on the contrary, a Westerner stands before the same water bidy and sees oil in abundance. U still wondering why so many prayer giants are gallant failures. Its a mindset.

"God is able to do exceeding abundantly all we can ever ASK or IMAGINE" Eph 3:20

So God answers our imaginations, if it is faulty, your result will also be.

Even if there are demons, so what? God prepares a table before IN THE PRESENCE OF MY ENEMIES. The word of God should inspire faith not fear( Rom 10:17 )

guy u are BLESS

ok we knW d guy plays good fb and scores great goals......bt my request is this....Make barca loan messi to qpr for just a season mak we see

Ice4jez: One tin u pple fall to get is those pple are not trying to worship dat stature but are trying to develop a place like Brazil dat has one.the Chinese has a big stature of Buddha .make we too do one of sango;ogun,or just anything dat Can make tourism sector grow.all u do is hate while other pple are think to make their country among the best

well spoken

Nairaland and front page syndrome
whats d big deal if ur topic couldnt make FP

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

See them defending their pastor BUT ready to bash at another church/pastor/priest/

London: A small British company has developed a way to create petrol from air and water, technology it hopes may one day contribute to large-scale production of green fuels. Engineers at Air Fuel Synthesis (AFS) in Teeside, northern England, say they have produced 5 litres of synthetic petrol over a period of three months.

The technique involves extracting carbon dioxide from air and hydrogen from water, and combining them in a reactor with a catalyst to make methanol. The methanol is then converted into petrol. By using renewable energy to power the process, it is possible to create carbon-neutral fuel that can be used in an identical way to standard petrol, scientists behind the technology say.


Here is the basic process:

1. Air and sodium hydroxide are passed through an electrolyzer. This separates out the carbon dioxide.

2. A similar process is used to separate the hydrogen and oxygen that makes up water.

3. The carbon dioxide and hydrogen are combined to make methanol.

4. That methanol is refined to make petrol (fuel).

Like a lot of inventions, there are problems. At the present time, it takes a large amount of electricity to create this petrol. That means it would be too expensive to produce at this point in time.


http://content.ibnlive.in.com/article/20-Oct-2012world/british-engineers-create-petrol-from-air-and-water-301309-2.html

http://writingshares.com/cnn-technology-news-video-darlington-england-british-firm-air-fuel-synthesis-says-it-can-create-fuel-from-air-and-water-contains-interviews-with-peter-harrison-and-lee-cronin/

why is it that all local naija beats sound dsame?...
HAS TERRY G WON ANY INTERNATIONAL AWARD?
#am just askin cos i see no talent

NIGERIANS AND THEIR BACKWARD WAY OF THINKING
wen calabar carnival was to pay NICKY huge amount of money NLANDERS were complaining its too much
and the money be used to develop our crappy musicians
NOW A GHANA ARTIST DOIN SAME AND U SEE PPL HERE INSULTING THEM