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Romance / Re: Lady Turns Down Lover’s Surprise Marriage Proposal In Church(video) by Ezyp(m): 1:28pm On Feb 09, 2023
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Education / Re: U.S. Professor Fired For Showing Paintings Of Prophet Muhammad To Students by Ezyp(m): 11:47am On Jan 10, 2023
waledeji:
You always comment on every thread on nairaland. Are you this jobless
Hmmm bros read your comment again. If you can see he always comment on every thread and you call him jobless means you are also jobless for you to be reading 'ALL' thread.

No see my write up as insult o. I only dey analyze facts.
Sports / Re: Al-Nassr Fans Chant Cristiano Ronaldo’s Name During Match (Video) by Ezyp(m): 9:22am On Jan 02, 2023
DenreleDave:
The man who couldn't win a world Cup in his career has finally lost it....

He went from being tapnaldo to Penaldo, then to failurenaldo and then benchaldo.. Funny enough, them still dey bench am... First 11 of the team he no dey grin grin grin grin

Man shud just retire and accept his Loss.... He was unfortunate to have come in a time where Messi existed.... Sorry failurenaldo, you are just an ewure waiting to be used for Asun, or Isi Ewu grin

MESSI REMAINS THE GOAT..... A MAN DT HAS QON EVERY TROPHY THE GAME HAS TO OFFER...

AVAILABLE FOR SALE
NEW, SEALED & ORIGINAL CLIPPER
PRICE: 5K ( IT IS HIGHER ONLINE, YOU CAN CONFIRM)
LAGOS MAINLAND..
CAL/ WHTSP : ZERO 8 ONE TRIPLE 6 ZERO 5 FOUR 7 1


Lionel Chibuike Amoda Messi just bought one of my clippers... He said he has been looking for this kind of clipper for 15 years but as he saw mine on nairaland, he had to contact me... He paid me 6k.

Cristiano Uche Wasiu Ronaldo also message me and was pricing it at 3k... Stingy man, I didn't sell it to him. My price is 5k firm.. I don't know a whole Ronaldo will be pricing it 3k
undecided undecided

Irony of life. You are calling Ronaldo who receives 200M a year a failure and you dey one corner dey sell clipper..
Well maybe failure has a new meaning now

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Saudi Club Al Nassr by Ezyp(m): 3:39pm On Dec 31, 2022
chessguru:
Another ignorant thing with you guys is you think Loving Ronaldo means hating Messi , i see both of them as a Legend and great players , the success of one does not reduce the achievement of the other , most Messi and ronaldo fans are living in a fools paradise always creating stupid controversies , Know that Messi and Ronaldo and both great football Legends and know peace , NOTE- this topic is about Ronaldo not Messi . I love Messi and that does not take anything from Ronaldo .
You are blessed..
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Saudi Club Al Nassr by Ezyp(m): 3:34pm On Dec 31, 2022
lhordspy:
Penaldo.

I remember after Messi moved to PSG. His fans made mockery of the league. Calling it farmers league. Now what can we call this Saudi league now?

Moral lesson
: Never make fun of people. No one knows tommorrow.

Make Messi reach Ronaldo age make we see the league he go play.
Religion / Re: Former Pope Benedict XVI Dies At His Vatican Residence, Aged 95 by Ezyp(m): 2:46pm On Dec 31, 2022
opalu:
Best decision he took was to step aside. He saw too many wrong things that are contrary to his faith in Christ so he resigned. Rest in Peace my great Hero
You don start oooo... spreading lies...

He resigned because his health was failing then.
Sports / Re: Christmas: Georgina Rodriguez Surprises Ronaldo With a Rolls Royce by Ezyp(m): 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2022
Windscribe:

She is from Spain.
She is Argentine

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Sports / Re: Messi's Reaction After Winning His First Ever World Cup by Ezyp(m): 6:32am On Dec 20, 2022
Moh247:
This is why Messi is loved

Acknowledging the team strength as against just his personal strenght

He kept using We, We, and more we. Instead of I , Me , Myself
The first few lines from his statement was what again
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Bags Two Grammy Nominations at 2023 Grammys by Ezyp(m): 5:13pm On Nov 16, 2022
Why always on Global this Global that. Can't grammy put the guy up for best album of the year. Make he compete with the likes of Kdot

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Politics / World Population Reaches Eight Billion by Ezyp(m): 4:47pm On Nov 15, 2022
World population reaches eight billion - as projections reveal where is growing the fastest

The world's eight billionth resident has been born today (15th November 2022), according to projections by the United Nations Population Division.

World population has now hit the eight billion mark as of 15 Nov, according to a UN report. The next billion people are projected to come from only eight countries - Congo, Egypt, Ethiopia, India, Nigeria, Pakistan, Philippines and Tanzania. The projection is revealed in the UN's World Population Prospects 2022 report. The United Nations called the eight billion-mark as a historic milestone.

Source - https://news.sky.com/story/world-population-to-hit-eight-billion-as-projections-reveal-where-is-growing-the-fastest-12747549

Politics / Re: Catherine Namakula: Stop Indinified Usage Of Images Of African Children by Ezyp(m): 8:20am On Nov 11, 2022
sonature1:


This is totally FALSE.

Walk around you and you will see how USAID, DFID and other foreign agencies are helping kids in this country. I have personally seen lots of projects they funded, including in my village

We should be worried about the kind of people we are than what someone else does with mere pictures. This country has no values and it's very disturbing. Go through the threads to see the kind of people you have in this country.

https://www.nairaland.com/5305630/man-raises-alarm-after-buying

https://www.nairaland.com/3864770/free-fruits-donated-saudi-arabia

https://www.nairaland.com/4148159/unicef-bags-meant-idps-sold

https://www.nairaland.com/3070258/food-meant-refugees-idp-camps

Bro honestly it's not false. Over in Europe they are there soliciting for money with their funny NGO names that has never been heard of. If truly they care, they should help fight corruption by not accepting these politicians money into their countries. But you know what? They need these politicians money in their country for investment. What Africa lack is not food but good leaders. They clearly know about this.
Politics / Re: Catherine Namakula: Stop Indinified Usage Of Images Of African Children by Ezyp(m): 8:16am On Nov 11, 2022
Reference:


Does Africa need these intervention funds or not. That is the question. If it does not then the 'fraud' will not exist.

I am listening to the morning news right now and a certain minister is proudly declaring how the FIRS is to build an 18 billion naira office in Lagos to save 4 billion naira in rent and will go ahead to procure a 250 house estate for staff who presently live in their offices and lodge in hotels.

That is the problem. A government completely detached from the governed. It has billions to spend on itself, not the people. Whereas those they borrow from govern their nations equitably.

That is where all the anger and bile should be directed because for as long as poverty is manufactured in the third world in industrial quantities there will be trade in misery.
We don't need their funds. We need good leaders
Politics / Re: Catherine Namakula: Stop Indinified Usage Of Images Of African Children by Ezyp(m): 8:24am On Nov 10, 2022
sonature1:
Counting by number of countries, Africa is the poorest continent in the world. If you don't like the way the world portrays your people, tell your politicians to start leading right. At least that's where it starts from.

Those pictures are real people that those organisations use to raise funds to take care of them because your leaders failed them. People who work for the United Nations cannot use the pictures of their children for it because they have some of the world's best jobs.

You are right. Our leaders has to do something but honestly, those organizations don't use the money for anything in Africa. In Europe, there are so many of these organizations soliciting their citizens to donate while they display this poor Africa kids. I engaged with one of them and from my findings they are doing it for their own gain.
Sports / Re: Ancelotti Wants Osimhen At Real Madrid by Ezyp(m): 2:23am On Nov 10, 2022
Last season wen Benzema dey perform, everybody dey shout say na Ronaldo bin dey hide Benzema glory before. Oya make the same Benzema function back to back na.
Travel / Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by Ezyp(m): 10:38pm On Oct 29, 2022
Amotolongbo:
All I can read here are
1. A lady who isn’t straight forward
2. A man who feels insecure
Number 2 is a lie

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Family / Re: Lady Celebrates As She Got Elevated From Cleaner To ‘Madam Of The House’ (Video) by Ezyp(m): 7:06pm On Sep 14, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
women are their own worst enemies
It could be oga is not married yet na.
Romance / Re: Lady 'Tackles' Other Ladies That Say They Cant Date Broke Men (Video) by Ezyp(m): 1:33pm On Aug 27, 2022
Edo people and their way of pronouncing boy
Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Ezyp(m): 11:22am On Jun 18, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


An engineering student would have still learnt what he requires even if this was not taught in secondary school just like the other things that are not taught in secondary school.

So, it may have a place in engineering but it certainly does not flow with the state of things in secondary school as the young people there are still trying to find themselves and this just disrupted their lives and made life difficult.
Nigeria education na thrash. I agree to your last paragraph
Celebrities / Re: 98% Of Married Men In Nigeria Have Girlfriends- Bbnaija's Boma by Ezyp(m): 5:37am On Jun 18, 2022
Gkay1:
Boma akpore sound like ijaw name. Well all ijaw men use to marry many wives, so he think we are all from ijaw lineage.
Idiot
Idiot. Akpore na Urhobo name.
Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Ezyp(m): 5:12am On Jun 18, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


You are right, i am not! However, I loved maths until I observed that they sometimes take us away from our natural flow of things. The same natural flow they first taught us and we saw that it was True in Nature.

And this is my query, in our natural living, no one has ever had this kind of problem at all where you would have to start calculating a simple naturally verifiable thing such as age, requiring all this gymnastics. Most especially when I have no business or connection with the stranger.

Life and living is not that complex unless you make it so or someone connected to you is messing it up for you.

Secondly, I am the man you all come to when you have been deceived and cheated upon, hence my deep interest in why and how people are deceived.
Honestly, if you were to be an engineering student, you will appreciate this word problem mathematics. Yeah you have your point but, any engineers, when they think back to their childhood days, they will appreciate such maths problems that seems shit to you.
Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Ezyp(m): 11:10am On Jun 17, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
The lies and deceits planted in education so that people become stupid and lose focus on what they are supposed to be doing.

First what is my business with Bako and his mother's age? I don't have any business with them.

Of what use and relevance and profit is this? Even American embassy do not calculate this to know your age.

The simple thing is to ask, what is your age? And what is your mother's age. And birth certificates and school certificates and other things will take of all this none sense..

No! Not none sense but a wicked deception meant to make you follow the distraction in sleight of hand.

As every grown up has seen, no one has ever used this shit, not even detectives.

And maths had plenty of these and they are meant to keep us busy doing a nullity, which is why people have come to say education is a scam.

I say the education they give is preparing us to be scammed. It is a case of using the Truth as the vehicle for delivering lies.

I bet my balls you aren't a science/engineering student. To you it's shit but to others that became engineers, when as kid, as they grew up, such maths word problems sharpens the brain and way of thinking to solve engineering problems.
Science/Technology / Re: Humans To Be Implanted With 6G Chips - Pekka Lundmark (Nokia CEO) by Ezyp(m): 10:13am On Jun 15, 2022
APOSTLECHUMA:
WHY CANT THEY DEVELOPE CHIPS THAT WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR BULLETS TO PENETRATE HUMAN BODIES ? IT WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF INSECURITY ACROSS THE EARTH AND REDUCE WARS TO A VERY LARGE EXTENT, MAKING NATIONS TO RESORT TO PEACEFUL WAYS OF SOLVING THEIR PROBLEMS.

You never heard of something called bullet proof vest?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 22nd May 2022 by Ezyp(m): 5:35pm On May 22, 2022
Cavani leg don touch ball since? The guy just dey run out of position.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Elon Musk Showed A Flight Attendant His Penis & Offered Her A Horse For Sex by Ezyp(m): 8:03pm On May 20, 2022
Sabadon:
Sexual harassment is bad, in whatever form, but you cant help but beg the question, "why is she revealing this now", mind you she collected the 250k dolls, you see these xx chromosome people ehnnnn fear them


Meanwhile, as dangote bombom dey internet naso elon peepee dey grin
Did he actually sexually harassed her?. She said no to his request and it ends there. What's the big deal. Who never ask a girl for sex before? Because Musk is a rich man so na news...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Brentford (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2022 by Ezyp(m): 3:41pm On May 03, 2022
Kingcalls:


Travel so that u can be enlightened.... people from Scotland are not English, they are Scottish, just like people from Ireland are Irish... people from Wales are Welsh, people from England are English ... both all of them put together are called British apart from the Irish people, tho Northern Ireland are also known as British... so technically, Scottish people are not English
See this one. For your mind you don travel. Seriously I pity you. Keep confusing yourself. Be there writing technically. Mr traveler.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Brentford (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2022 by Ezyp(m): 12:55pm On May 03, 2022
Kingcalls:


I said English...not Scottish..even so a Scottish can qualify as British but not English technically... Jones came on when the game was sealed ...
See as you dey confuse yourself. How is Scottish not English technically?? The correct wording for you is no England player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Brentford (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2022 by Ezyp(m): 8:13am On May 03, 2022
Kingcalls:


I'm happy u can see y I have been saying Bruno is trash.... matas game play is what we should expect from Bruno ... Bruno is part of the reason the midfield collapsed .... look at how matic and mata controlled the midfield... look at how varane and lindelof partnered and Understood each other ... unfortunately, Ragnick discovered this late ... I have always said the English players have been utds downfall ... yesterday's game was the first time utd played without a single English player
Scott McTominay is what again? Jones that came in is what again...
Family / Re: Lady Receives The Shock Of Her Life 3 Years After She Divorced Her Husband by Ezyp(m): 3:32pm On Apr 23, 2022
Animegirl:
undecided

No child can do this, let alone two children.

Like why paint girls and women in such a bad way. Of course gullible Nigerians would believe this nonsense.
In as much as the story is fake because the husband could have asked for medical test to prove his innocence but fear women. Especially this modern ladies. They can do the 'undoable'.

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Family / Re: Husband Leaves Wife For Their Maid After 10 Years Of Marriage by Ezyp(m): 3:20pm On Apr 23, 2022
Kriss216:
When the maid always play the role of the wife, what do you expect?

A maid will cook for your husband
Sweep and clean the house
Wash his clothes
Dish his meals
Clean his toilet
Clean his shoes
Attend to his sexual needs in marvelous ways


While you sit and give orders like Minister of domestic affairs. undecided


Men are smart. We know where our heart belongs. No sane man will leave a caring hardworking loving good cook and sensible woman for a lazy spoilt brat of a wife!

Dear men, don't allow your wife stop you from finding the love of your life.
Should be 'respect' of your life. Men see respect as love

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Revokes Registration, Close Offices Of Amnesty Int'l, 14 Other NGOs by Ezyp(m): 11:37am On Apr 09, 2022
Kingspin:
While the US, UK and European allies are banning and restricting Russia.
Russia seems to be restricting itself on its soil, (Isolation).
For example, Russia ban individuals from entering Russia, I mean who travels to Russia?
Note. Fewer people travel to Russia. That's the fact.
Bros you funny o...who travels to Russia?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by Ezyp(m): 2:34pm On Apr 07, 2022
Beedude:

Is Hazard relevant to the madrid team at any point ?
Ronaldo will never see the kind of support he got from Benzema again.
People believe Xavi and Iniesta worked/carried for Messi at Barca but Ronaldo was the only one carrying Madrid like an ALABARU
2 or 3 seasons ago or the season CR left RM, you for bring up this topic then we can have a discussion. Because Benz is phenomenon this season doesn't mean he sacrifice for Ronaldo. Ronaldo was outstanding just as Benz is this season. Now that Benz is outstanding who will you say is sacrificing for him? Bro abeg leave talk and enjoy the game. Appreciate players for their outstanding effort.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by Ezyp(m): 10:57am On Apr 07, 2022
Beedude:
Benzema really sacrificed a lot for Ronaldo at Madrid.
So many people wont see this.
He was a striker but not playing in that position tactically when Cr7 was there.
Una don start...was it last season Ronaldo left RM?... leave Ronaldo alone abeg. Hazard wen dey RM and not performing who is he sacrificing for? Nonsense talk

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