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CrimeRe: Unknown Gun Men Kill 6 SARS Operatives, Burn Their Office, In Enugu(photos) by EzzyCarter: 4:20pm On Oct 06, 2020
huh
RomanceRe: How Many Times Should Couple Have Sex In A Week? by EzzyCarter: 11:07am On Oct 06, 2020
Denique:
Don't patronise me!

Odabo!!
Ahn ahn grin
RomanceRe: How Many Times Should Couple Have Sex In A Week? by EzzyCarter: 11:00am On Oct 06, 2020
Denique:
How could youhuh #InMyNollywoodCharacter undecided

I should tone down the chats then angry
My apologies ma'am!

Although your man is so cool to interact with cool

Una do o...
@bold, Kon shey emi naa sad. Omo yen ti fine ju ni, afi bi mermaid cheesy #InMyNollywoodAMYorubaCharacter



@italicized. Awnnn. The feeling is mutual. It's great vibing with you too...Hopefully you put a face to ur moniker soon wink Enjoy!
EducationRe: FG To ASUU: Consider Farming As Alternative Profession by EzzyCarter: 10:32am On Oct 06, 2020
"Mr. Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba has urged members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), to leave the teaching profession and consider going into farming, stressing that more farmers are needed in the country"


Shots fired ! shocked this Nwajiuba get bad mouth sha shocked grin

PoliticsRe: Ogun Fake Lawyer Arrested While Defending Case In Court by EzzyCarter: 10:19am On Oct 06, 2020
Lmao. This news got me laughing out loud. God no go shame us o grin

Hope he's not being implicated tho, he definitely looks like a real SAN cheesy

RomanceRe: How Many Times Should Couple Have Sex In A Week? by EzzyCarter:
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RomanceRe: How Many Times Should Couple Have Sex In A Week? by EzzyCarter: 9:40am On Oct 06, 2020
Denique:
Nah, I need a cup of coffee. It's raining over here...and quite heavy too!

Cheers!
Oh. Perfect weather for








tea then I presume . Enjoy cheesy
RomanceRe: How Many Times Should Couple Have Sex In A Week? by EzzyCarter: 9:13am On Oct 06, 2020
Denique:
I made the post based on what i have heard ni o

@the bolded: No one should modify my post again o angry

Milk kor; Kunu ni tongue
@bold how about a coc.k--tail @bold tongue



What you've heard shey? Keep boboing yourself o cheesy
RomanceRe: How Many Times Should Couple Have Sex In A Week? by EzzyCarter: 8:33am On Oct 06, 2020
Denique:
Well, as I nor get any other work nah... grin

Between the hours of:

4am-5am

Afternoon quickies

In the evenings

Then...

Before bedtime or midnight tongue

Average of 5 times p/day, 35 times a week
angry

In fact, as a couple pleases o cos ovulation is a beech that can make you want it round the clock.

Speaking for myself. No mentions please...
Just passing by cheesy... Sips milk***
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Signee, Lil Frosh Allegedly Beats Up His Girlfriend, Gift Camille (PICS by EzzyCarter: 8:55pm On Oct 05, 2020
Denique:
Walks outta thread... cool
Lool. Denike biggy-biggy mi cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Two Little Girls In Delta (photos) by EzzyCarter: 8:50pm On Oct 05, 2020
Dreyton36:
Now you're being reasonable
I wasn't harsh , I asked a simple question which you mistook
A clear conscience fears no attack or accusation

We're all definitely gonna there fo sho no doubt
Anyway good day billionaire
I guess I took you on a wrong note man. I was actually teasing that guy I initially quoted. I wasn't in anyway in support of profiling or ridiculing any religion. Nah, I'd never be so insensitive ...
Anyways it's all good. I already edited my previous comments tho. You can do well to unquote my comments too... It's all good now. Stay safe bruv smiley
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Two Little Girls In Delta (photos) by EzzyCarter: 7:58pm On Oct 05, 2020
Dreyton36:
Who sees you talking shit would think your life is any way better
I ain't no kid and I'm not here to exchange insults with you , that's your problem
At least I and my family are doing well thank God
I still repeat "must you wasted sperm mention Muslim there? Did you see him with an holy Qur'an?

You that has billions in ur acct I just hope you have some hope for this nights food
Las Las night food no sure you for
Every bombastic wanna claim they're living good in real life whereas they're surviving with bet9ja and online loans
I'm glad your family is doing well bruv. It's all peace from here. You were somehow harsh and unfair in ur conclusion tho.

And nah man, I ain't got billions yet but we're surely getting there cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Two Little Girls In Delta (photos) by EzzyCarter:
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CrimeRe: Man Caught With Two Little Girls In Delta (photos) by EzzyCarter: 3:31pm On Oct 05, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
I have been seeing similar posts all these while without them noting their religion except they are a cleric.
So why are you receiving this one as "Muslim man"?
You sound pained man. Take a chill pill grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Signee, Lil Frosh Allegedly Beats Up His Girlfriend, Gift Camille (PICS by EzzyCarter:
Despite the fact that women could be so annoying and provoking at times, only an irresponsible lowlifer would assault a lady, Regardless of what she has done. As a guy, it goes a long way in showing the kind of upbringing you have if you can raise your hands to hit a woman. There are saner and more civil ways to deal with an erratic/bitchy lady. If she gets you so angry, walk out, go take a walk, take a breather instead of acting in the heat of the moment and doing something you might later regret.
I'm sure by the time you get back you both would have calmed down enough to thrash things out.
And if she's talented at picking everyday quarrels, get the heck outta that relationship, you deserve some peace, calm and sanity in your life.
No matter what happens, the only time you should hit your woman is when you're both sweating in the other room cheesy
CrimeRe: Share Your Encounter With SARS by EzzyCarter:
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Was Right In Comparing Nigeria’s Fuel Price With Saudi Arabia – Lai Moham by EzzyCarter:
When it's time to increase the heat on the ass of Nigerians with your insensitive and wicked policies, y'all will justify it by comparing with countries of the world who are centuries ahead of you in terms of development and standard of living. grin Wonder why you refuse to keep that same energy when it's time to negotiate things like minimum wage grin
Loads of natural resources but the leaders lack sense and empathy smh
CelebritiesRe: Endsars: Trump Isn’t Your Business, Face Your Country – Wizkid Blasts Buhari by EzzyCarter: 2:05pm On Oct 04, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
Clueless buffoon
Clueless is an absolute understatement bruh grin . I'm still yet to find the right word to quality our darling daddy
CelebritiesRe: Endsars: Trump Isn’t Your Business, Face Your Country – Wizkid Blasts Buhari by EzzyCarter: 2:04pm On Oct 04, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
Clueless buffoon
Clueless is an absolute understatement bro grin . He's brain dead
CrimeRe: We’ll Defeat Boko Haram In 90 Days With African Science –amotekun by EzzyCarter: 11:06am On Oct 03, 2020
"African-Science" . What a phrase lol. This same science that hasn't liberated you from the shackles of poverty and the oppression of wicked leaders.
To all these "jazz is real" crooners, I wonder why we haven't seen a babalawo/dibia that has come out to face a sniper rifle with a 50 caliber armor piercing round or maybe a Browning anti-aircraft gun grin Seems the so called jazz is selective lmao grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by EzzyCarter: 12:43pm On Oct 02, 2020
Denique:
We're stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea. Better to find a way to put up with the devil than attempt to go into a sea we have no idea of its depth.


Nah babe. This devil isn't repentant. I'd rather take my chances with the deep blue sea cheesy

Cheers!
HealthRe: Nursing Mother Detained For 7 Months In Lagos Hospital Over N90,000 Unpaid Bill by EzzyCarter:
saphiere:
May God come through for her.

Dear men, if you are not ready to take responsibilities for your actions, zip up.
Or at least pull out grin








Na joke...





Always use umbrella cool
HealthRe: Nursing Mother Detained For 7 Months In Lagos Hospital Over N90,000 Unpaid Bill by EzzyCarter:
"She sleeps with her baby girl on the floor of the hospital"


Tha fucck? shocked Imagine the plight of the little one and its mother sleeping on a tiled floor on cold nights? cry Indeed poverty is a bastard....If you've ever been poor and you later got rich, trust me you'd know the latter feels way better cheesy. Don't allow someone to brainwash you to settle for poverty. Poverty is vanity too...


That being said, why is the article silent about the baby's father? I'm sure the woman didn't impregnate herself. Beats me how struggling couples have unprotected sex/shun contraceptive use. Like do you just have a passion for bringing kids to the world to suffer? Smh
Foreign AffairsRe: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by EzzyCarter: 12:10pm On Oct 02, 2020
Denique:
Nor flash am o...the guy nor get joy o angry



Awa own still better
@Bold lmao ya crazy grin grin why would I flash him sad


You sure say our own better sha? huh

Foreign AffairsRe: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by EzzyCarter: 11:36am On Oct 02, 2020
Denique:
Kim-Chon-Chon has just denied you access tongue
Lmao. Who born am? Lemme give him a call
Foreign AffairsRe: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by EzzyCarter:
Denique:
Heeeey! Mo fo o shocked

Ezzycarter coman see something grin
Lmao. I sure would love to settle down there cheesy by the way, Can I eat your cold noodles? grin
CelebritiesRe: CDQ Calls Out Seyi Tinubu For Disrespecting Him At Davido's House by EzzyCarter: 7:17pm On Oct 01, 2020
flyingpig:
Them don intimidate am. Even as wizkid was not born with silver spoon, seyi tinubu no for fem am the way he fem you. No reason am church rat. You broke and irrelevant na why. No be about being born with or without silver spoon.
And what typa rat are you bruh? If you're broke and you typed this you seriously need to slap yourself grin
CrimeRe: BREAKING!! Unknown Gunmen Attack Sars Operatives, Kill Two, Set Car Ablaze(pics) by EzzyCarter: 7:09pm On Oct 01, 2020
HeadShot:
Only good news I heard today...
Is this necessary?
PoliticsRe: Independence Day: 3 Good Things You Love About Nigeria by EzzyCarter: 12:28pm On Oct 01, 2020
Well, In no particular order:

1. Nigerian women: What's there not like about our Naija babes? with their zero entitlement mentality and the fact that they are loyal to their man even when things aren't good. Even if millionaires are hitting on her , she'll still stand by you...When you compare Naija girls to their counterparts in other countries, Naija girls come first in brains, beauty, intellect and manners cheesy

2. Nigerian government: Oh, my country is blessed with proactive, sensitive, kind, morally just and highly responsible leaders who have the interest of their citizens at heart. They make promises and make sure they fulfil them...Little wonder our country is amongst the most fulfilled and enviable nations of the world. cheesy


3: Nigerian Citizens: Wow, Nigerian citizens are responsible, kind and so loving to each other, in fact the sense of brotherhood is incredible. Each tribe treats the other with much love and respect. Indeed we've got each other covered for life grin . Some notable sensible Nigerins I've met on this platform include A.rrewa, and the likes. These guys deserve a national award for their intellect and staunch patriotism cheesy ...



By the way , God bless Naija cool
60 years of bliss and prosperity cool

TravelRe: BRT Bus Kills 2 People In Lagos by EzzyCarter: 10:34am On Oct 01, 2020
Denique:
Work on your spellings, so, I don't always have to [b]cum back [/b]and point them to you...

Ama rira
My wife is on NL so I'll reserve my comment cheesy
TravelRe: BRT Bus Kills 2 People In Lagos by EzzyCarter: 10:20am On Oct 01, 2020
Denique:
Lori isu na huh

Well, my brother is around, so I'll come instead; can't deal with a likely unpleasant situation on top yam and...other stuff [whatever that means angry

Ciao!
Other stuff yen gangan ni cheesy


No qualms then. You're always welcum cheesy
TravelRe: BRT Bus Kills 2 People In Lagos by EzzyCarter: 9:48am On Oct 01, 2020
Denique:
Na so...huncle, be coming...nobody wee beat you tongue
No address? I'm just supposed to leave home? sad

@bold, before nko? I have a black belt in Karate so woe betides anyone who tries to misbehave cheesy

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