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Romance › Re: Are Most Nigerian Girls This Cheap? by Faber(m): 7:11am On Aug 29, 2021
clarocuzioo:
My brother something must be done about this situation. its really getting out of hand.

On Thursday I went to eat in a local restaurant,while on my table, I saw a girl join me, she was over loaded with breast and buttocks,.

we got talking and after the meal we exchanged contacts and I promised to call her.

The next day she called and said I did not fulfill my promise of calling her.

She asked where I was I told her am home, and she told me send Description that she's coming over.

I wasn't expecting anything to happen as we barely met but in all honesty, 20 mins after she arrived my house we were both pants down on my bed and I was banging her really hard and she was begging me to Bleep her harder.

Seriously something must be done things have gotten out of hand.
That's their normal pattern now. Once you dressed neatly and exudes some confidence of a money man. They go like know your crib. Should they visit you and you are living in a beautiful cozy apartment, they will make sure you bleep them. So that they will book ticket to torment and disturb your life much later.
Romance › Re: After Sleeping With Her Through The Ear, This Is What Happened (viral Photos) by Faber(m): 7:06am On Aug 29, 2021
So them dey bleep ear ..Chineke m eeeeh!

Arụ
Politics › Re: We Only Invited Kunle Olawunmi To Help Us With Valuable Information - DHQ by Faber(m): 7:00am On Aug 29, 2021
Hezzyluv:
You only invited Kunle to give you valuable information about terrorist. "But you no come invite sheik Gumi wey dey see dem face to face negotiate for ransom collect information from am abi? undecided

una think sey we be foolhuh

Make one strand of hair no just fall from Kunle Olawunmi head.
I tire o. Gumi wey dey buy recharge card for them inside bush...they no invite am
Sports › Re: Official: Kurt Zouma Joins West Ham United by Faber(m): 6:57am On Aug 29, 2021
Blakpot:
Chelsea are the best at selling players.
Man u need to learn.
Too many deadwoods and no buyers; Jones, James, mata, tuanzebe, martial, Lingard...
You're right. This season alone, they don Cashout from Giroud, Abraham and Zouma. The director is doing a fine job.
Romance › Re: Married Men Live In Regret!! They Are SUFFERING!! Don't Be Deceived!! [photos] by Faber(m): 6:49am On Aug 29, 2021
Kennyking1234:
just checked about the book its banned in the u.s
A sad one
Romance › Re: Married Men Live In Regret!! They Are SUFFERING!! Don't Be Deceived!! [photos] by Faber(m): 6:38am On Aug 29, 2021
ravensckar:
I believe Robert Greene's ART OF SEDUCTION gave a more detailed analysis about the SEDUCERS, THE SEDUCER'S VICTIM & THE SEDUCTION PROCESS.

Whilst I find your argument thought-provoking, your submission is rather disturbing. To assert that it's not in a man's favour to live under the same room with a woman is not only mischievous but also not in accordance with common sense. The whole essence of learning about seduction is to excel at it and not be a victim of it. But to refuse to seduce or be seduced is another thing entirely. You Redpillers are beginning to show a somewhat kind of personality disorder!
See, the odds are not in your favour is quite different from
it is not in a man's favour the former means you will likely succeed but you have low chance. Not in a man's favour means total failure.
The number of successful marriages without issues beginning from the very foundation of the universe is relatively few. That tells you that what am saying is true. Even the ones that appears to be successful, it is the men toiling day and night to keep the marriage together. The odds are against us in marriage, take it to the bank.
You say you have personality disorder? Sorry about that, look for a psychologist for a therapy. No be me go cure you
Family › Re: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Faber(m): 6:32am On Aug 29, 2021
Bifwoli:
Ok let's see you attract $10m into your life.
I know what am saying bruh. Sadly they attract bad things fastly. But my powers attract blessings to me.. that's when I am in the highest state of purity.

$10m will come when my atman is prepared for it. You don't just wake up and be a millionaire..the powers will attract the connections and chance. You know chance or Luck favours the prepared. Eg: there's a lucky number to be played and make you millions. You need ₦10k to play the number. If someone plays it and won, you shout he is lucky. What if he doesn't have the ₦10k. He is already prepared, that's why he won.

When my atman gets the necessary things done and prepared. The millions will come.
Romance › Re: Married Men Live In Regret!! They Are SUFFERING!! Don't Be Deceived!! [photos] by Faber(m): 2:40pm On Aug 28, 2021
earthsync:
So the men bombing themselves in Afghanistan are doing so because na woman cause their problem?
Behind every successful man there's a woman...no be una talk am?

What a man can do, a woman can do even more...no be una national anthem?

So behind every successful bombing in Aghanistan, there's a woman. You want make I show you pics and names of women bombers and terrorists. Abeg shift.
Romance › Re: Married Men Live In Regret!! They Are SUFFERING!! Don't Be Deceived!! [photos] by Faber(m): 2:29pm On Aug 28, 2021
GreenArrow1:
Exactly what I was discussing with my friends last night.
The amazing thing is, while that discussion was ongoing, a friend at the table received a call from his female friend saying, "I just lost my dad. He just closed from work and came home, sat down and slumped."
I told them, "there goes another one."
Immediately, the few people who were trying to argue just shut up.
Men are dying from stress. Emotional, psychological, physical, financial... just name it. All in the name of being the head of a household to mostly devils in disguise.
Women are exploitative to the letter.

My mantra is, if you are going to get married, remember there's a 99.9% chance you'll die first. Is the person you are getting married to worthy of inheriting all of your hard earned possessions?

It's a zero sum game in most cases.
I read the book Anatomy of female power, by Chinweizu Ibekwe. The book presented 3 classes of women..using the 3 feminine personages that tried to scuttle Odyssey's mission and voyage back home.

The sirens,
The nymph Calypso,
The goddes Calliope.

The sirens used music to lure sailors...na so some women will lure you to destruction. She dey give me green light. Na so the green go get you trapped.

The ones wey like you, will detain you like the nymph Calypso detained Odessey's men. She will so get entitled to you. You don't talk to another person, even your own mother. You don't render help without asking her.

Only her and her children. 6:00pm, pepper soup never done for bar, you and your pals still dey order for beer and waiting patiently for the goat pepper soap to done, she don begin call you. You go just rush your 1 bor and begin run go home (I recently dumped a girl cos her video calls don too much. Any small thing she don begin video call. Even when I am driving. Na so I conclude say, this one go kill me one day with video calls. I don warn am tire. So I caused small quarell. She locked up, stopped calling and was expecting me to beg her. Na so I Jaapa from the situationship grin)

Some are like the goddess Calliope who will be pressing ur mumu button from afar.

These are the 3 classes of women. The odds are not in ur favour to live under the same roof with a lady.

That book opened my eyes. As far back as 2012.
Celebrities › Re: Marina Lebedeva Dies During Nose Job Operation At Top Clinic (Pix) by Faber(m): 11:00pm On Aug 27, 2021
U still want to work on that fine nose...
If to say na me get that fine nose wey dis werey useless so. I for dey jump up and dan

You suppose die 2 times sef. Idiat!
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shatters Messi's Transfer Announcement Record On Twitter (Pix) by Faber(m): 7:46pm On Aug 27, 2021
Minjim:
City Bleep up o
They think they can arm-twist Juve into selling free - Ronaldo for that matter?

Obviously, City has lost the league b4 it even started.



Our only experienced striker is Gabriel Jesus
It's sad Guardiola will leave England next year without winning the UCL. Guardiola will never forget Chelsea all through his lifetime.

He is not winning EPL this season.. that one is sure.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shatters Messi's Transfer Announcement Record On Twitter (Pix) by Faber(m): 7:36pm On Aug 27, 2021
Great100000:
I think Ronaldo & Messi saga continue even outside Spain.

E be like say this saga no go end in time.
How I wish these two great men..will return as coaches for the round leather game.

It will be a thrilling encounter. Messi Vs Ronaldo in the Dugout.
Sports › Re: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by Faber(m): 5:09pm On Aug 27, 2021
The same thing he did with Bruno Fernandes...
Ole is as sly as a fox. He knows how to make surprising signings.

This one is a good one. Ferguson will be very very happy with Ole his son for bringing back his golden boy...CR7
Sports › Re: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by Faber(m): 5:02pm On Aug 27, 2021
Welcome CR7
The same pattern will occur with Messi. After Choping PSG money and failing to deliver the Champions league to them for two seasons, Messi will return to Barca to play for one or two seasons and retire as a Barca legend.

Barcelona wey don already sign his son Matteo. Messi talk am during his press conference. Expect me back few years coming grin grin
Politics › Re: It’s Operational’ — Imo Assembly Counters Uzodimma On Anti-grazing Law by Faber(m): 4:39pm On Aug 27, 2021
Pierocash:
What I see here is Senator Hope Uzodinma playing on the sensibility of northerners. He is making such statement just to make it appear to them that he is not part of the southern governor's resolve on open grazing. At the same time using the State assembly to further the resolve of the Southern Governors ,now making it look like he is trying to please the northerners while the reverse is the case

Hope is a crook
God bless you. Imo have been governed by High tech 419ers since after Sam Mbakwe. Hope was a top officer under Udenwa administration, Hope was also a federal lawmaker before he became a governor. Hope knows that Udenwa administration already signed a bill against open grazing.

He is just using the cabals brain. If you believe any Igbo governor will give Buhari land for grazing reserves...then you dont know Igbos. Land matters to Igbos more than any other thing.
Achike Udenwa, Ohakim, Ararume, Arthur Nzeribe, Rochas, Hope. These Imo politicians I mentioned are top cunny men. Don't believe what they tell you. grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photos Of Liquorose With Tuface, Wizkid, D’Banj by Faber(m): 4:28pm On Aug 27, 2021
Agboriotejoye:
Even the one with d'banj
That Dbanj own na Dbanj room be that when Dbanj never blow. The room dey local if you go by today's standards, but as of that time it's a big boys room.

Only God knows how many niggas wey don bleep that girl. A ladies who are celebs in Nigeria passed through a lot to get to where they are, except few like Regina Daniels etc
Sports › Re: Jorginho wins 2020/21 UEFA Player of the Year award by Faber(m): 2:11pm On Aug 27, 2021
Idiko1:
The bolded is garbage. The award is meant for players who participated in the UEFA competition or whose club took part in the competition. Ndidi did not play for the Enyimba FC or Kano Pillars FC or Arab Contractors FC therefore cannot be part of such CAF award.


The bolded is just normal rant of a drunkard. CAF awards goes to players of African descent who plays for African national teams. Let me tell you the last CAF awards... Asisat Oshola won African Best player of the year for the women category...where she dey play ball... Barcelona Women, Spain. Sadie Mane won Best player for the men..where he dey play? Enyimba abi? No be Liverpool, England
Ashraf Hakimi also won, where he dey play? MFM abi? All of them are plying their trades in Europe. Ndidi was also shortlisted during the last edition but did not made it to the finals.


That African players get to win in EUFA awards is welcomed. But there's also CAF awards awaiting them if they don't make it in EUFA. And that's what am trying to establish. Don't come and shout they were robbed. CAF awards is there for them to claim.

Edouard Mendy won Best goal keeper. First African goalie to win UCL. He deserve it. So that alone sums it up. If you play well and were voted by many. You win.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photos Of Liquorose With Tuface, Wizkid, D’Banj by Faber(m): 1:58pm On Aug 27, 2021
What am seeing is different from what others are seeing. In the 2nd pics with 2face. They are sitting on a bed.

That's pure bedroom pics .. either before or after the...(your guess is as good as mine) grin

They don overbang her
Family › Re: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Faber(m): 8:56am On Aug 27, 2021
I cannot try that. My powers of attraction are very very active and high.. I will surely cross paths with big snakes if I sleep on that weird stuff.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Full List Of UEFA Award Winners. by Faber(m): 8:48am On Aug 27, 2021
naptu2:
Women's awards:

Player of the year: Alexia Putellas (Barcelona and Spain)

Coach of the year: Luis Cortes (Barcelona.

Forward of the year: Jenni Hermoso (Barcelona)

Midfielder of the year: Alexia Putellas (Barcelona)

Defender of the year: Irene Paredes (PSG, now Barcelona)

Goalkeeper of the year: Sandra Panos (Barcelona)
The women category is an All Barcelona affair.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Decided To Leave Juventus (Photos) by Faber(m): 7:47am On Aug 27, 2021
goddons50:
U HAVE A GOOD POINT SIR....BUT IT SEEMS U DONT FOLLOW UP SPORT VERYWELL....RONALDO TOLD ALLEGRI TO BENCH HIM....ALLEGRI SAID THAT HIMSELF ....IT WAS NOT ALLEGRIS IDEA BUT RONALDO... WHAT I CAN TELL U IS NO HUMAN CAN STOP D LIGHT OF RONALDO NOT EVEN PEP,... WHAT GOD HAS ILLUMINATED NO HUMAN CAN CREATE DARKNRSS TO IT, NOT EVEN THE DEVIL...I KNOW IT PAINS U THAT MAN CITY REJECTED MESSI AND WENT FOR GREALISH DESPITE FREE TRANSFER....BUT THEY R WILLING TO BUY RONALDO EVEN AT A COST... WHAT DOES THAT TELLS U?... PROBABLY GUARDIOLA TOLD MESSI THAT, O BOY PARK WELL O....D EPL IS NO CHILD'S PLAY...GO TO A LEAGUE WHERE U CAN C 17 MORE TEAMS LIKE EIBAR....THERE U CAN WIN 15 MORE BALLONDORS.......THE EPL IS FOR KINGS, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT....THE ONLY POINT I CAN CONSIDER FOR U IS THAT, AGE IS NOT ON RONALDOS SIDE TO PERFORM IN D EPL...
IT'S A WRONG MOVE THOUGH BUT GOD KNOWS Y.....RONALDO HAS A DIFFERENT APPROACH TO LIFE ITSELF AND IT HAS MADE HIM SUCCESSFUL.....
There are a lot of hungry players right now in EPL...guys desperate for goals. Lukaku, Kane, Ings, Sancho, Fernandes, Vardy, Sallah, Mane...even Jota. Can Ronaldo match these guys right now. During the time he played in England it was a Man United, Chelsea affair.. EPL is no longer available for retiring guys. If Pep should give him chance, he will shine sha
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Decided To Leave Juventus (Photos) by Faber(m): 7:37am On Aug 27, 2021
unbitchable:
Lol. First game of the season, Allegri benched his old ass and gave a strict warning to him that he won't be needed in Juventus. If Allegri really needed him, he would have made him the vocal point of his project in Juventus but obviously, Allegri knows Ronaldo was already finished and his being a clog to the fluidity of the vibrant attacking Juventus team.
Ronaldo ran full cycle from 100-0 in 3 yrs, from breaking transfer record to becoming a scrap value in 3 yrs, such a shame. His agent was running from club to club to be able to offload the fraud, nobody wants him, thanks to Dany levi's refusing to let go of Harry Kane.
Realmadrid chased you away, Juve chased you away & you think Pep will tolerate your fraud, never.
You are not Pep's signing, pep never demanded for you, it was your agent that was throwing you at Mancity like a cheaphoe. Mancity wanted to sign you for free without paying a Kobo but Juve persuaded Mancity to pay a small amount to at least not lose out totally for so much expenses they have spent on the fraud. His agent was begging Mancity to pay £25 million as though he is a second hand cloth, worthless fraud.

Look here old fraud, go ask Ibrahimovic, Yayah toure, Sergio Aguero, no matter your ego, Pep will bench your career if you can't fit in his playing system. No be to dey hide inside box 18 for penalty and tap in, Pep will make you regret your fraud ass. As long as your not Messi, you will always remain second fiddle to Pep. Debryne, Sterling, foden, are Pep's golden boys and would be above the old fraud in the pecking order anyday, anytime, every match week.
I don't see the fraud matching what Aguero did in Mancity yet Pep booted him out.. it will end in premium tears for the old fraud.
Guy you don talk am finnish. Pep is a Catalan, Messi is also an Argentine-Catalan. The only player Pep respects is Messi. Pep is Messi's fan. If Ronaldo do anyhow he will see anyhow. If you're not Spaniard, you're 2nd class in the eyes of Pep.

When Pep left Barcelona, Madrid wanted him, he said no. He rather went to a different League Budensliga. Pep holds Barcelona and Barcelona legends in high esteem. Pep is going back to Spain, to Coach the Spainish national team after Luis Enrique. Barcelona controls the Spanish national team. Pep is a Barca guy. You no fit hate Barca and think Pep will like you, na lie.
Celebrities › Re: The True Story Behind Alex Ekubo's Breakup With His Fiancee, Fancy Acholonu by Faber(m): 11:07pm On Aug 26, 2021
Na Taliban go bomb you ND dt ur link..

Werey
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kabul Airport: Before And After The Explosion - (viewer's Discretion Advised) by Faber(m): 11:04pm On Aug 26, 2021
felixnkubi:
I heard some US marines died in the explosion, conservatives in america will have a field day with this, na biden out everyone go dey sing now
I tell you.. people are already planning to stage a protest with TRUMP2024, BRINGBACKTRUMP, etc...

And He will come back by 2024
Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by Faber(m): 11:00pm On Aug 26, 2021
andrew444:
Barca no Dey like before but I know a Barca fan when I see one

A Barca fan will not rate benfica ahead of Barca

You are not a Barca fan ,maybe you are a Messi fan

EOD
Rate abi na Rattle. We have met Benfica 4 times with 2 wins and 2 draws and the two wins was the same scoreline...2:0. This was during the Messi era, when we were in top form.

It is always hard for Barcelona to win Benfica. Right now we are shaking as a team. Messi who grinds results out with set pieces is no longer there. And you're here talking nonsense. There's a difference between a fan who is realistic and a noise making fanatic who claims to be a fan. The real fans are not the fanatics. You know how much Barcelona Gold membership cost me. I receive top news about the club firsthand. When we tell you we are struggling, I know what am saying. The underground politics going on right now is a swap deal with Atletico. Barcelona wants to return Griezman back to them and get Joa Felix. Its on table right now.

Depay is playing today cos Pique lowered his salary by 60% because Pique owns a club in Spanish 3rd division, and is somehow comfortable financially. The club in question is doing well.

Do you know that Messi's new contract was for him to be paid 50% of his salary. And for now he will not be paid untill 2023, that when he will begin collect salary. La Liga said no. That's why Larpota let him go, plus the super League saga.
Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by Faber(m): 10:34pm On Aug 26, 2021
andrew444:
If I am to go by friendly games this season many big teams lost ,the last time I checked Barca haven’t been bad in Their last 2 games

You are not a Barca fan and you don’t know football

Suddenly someone is rating the Portuguese league because Barca is involved grin

Benfica wey no fit win league ahead of sporting lisbon wey almost go unbeaten , Baba make inhear word abeg

Porto winning Chelsea is useless ,they didn’t qualify

See as you Dey contradict yourself ,bundesliga is better Than the Portuguese league ,even farmers league have been doing well in the champions league ahead of Portuguese teams

Stop exposing your poor knowledge about the game by criticizing Barca with a friendly game ,come out with your full chest and troll Barca and stop hiding by saying you are a Barca fan grin
The last meeting of Benfica and Sporting. Benfica won them 4:3 second leg last season. Sporting won the league cos many big teams in the Big 5 were shaking. Same way Lille and Inter stepped up to win their leagues. If they put match for Benfica and Barca today today, this night. Benfica will win. For the last time I am a full blooded Culer. That will not make me to hide to truth about Barcelona. We are not doing well right now. As you say u Sabi Barca pass me, and you be better fan pass me.. what did Barcelona as a Club commemorated yesterday. All of us Barca fans celebrated it yesterday, what was that?
Sports › Re: Jorginho wins 2020/21 UEFA Player of the Year award by Faber(m): 10:17pm On Aug 26, 2021
etinanguy:
Make we keep inferiority complex aside, this jorginho no play pass Ndidi, na just opportunity say him dey chelsea and italian team also has better players around him. If Ndidi na England him from, Ndidi for der chelsea, man utd, liverpool, or mancity, and e for get comfam first shirt for England team, and who knows they for follow nominate am join.

U can take that to the bank.
CAF got her own Awards, Ndidi can win CAF awards. This one is EUFA, meant for Europeans. Vote for Ndidi during CAF nominations.

See no be everything we must complain about.
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy And Kiddwaya Now Dating? (Pictures) by Faber(m): 10:10pm On Aug 26, 2021
Awon blogger...

Who no know say Kidd and Cuppy are Childhood friends. Right from when they were teenagers in London
Foreign Affairs › Re: Several US Marines Killed In Kabul Airport Blast, US Official Says by Faber(m): 10:05pm On Aug 26, 2021
newbornmacho:
Useless Democrats.
Hopeless spineless old fool Biden.

Shameless idiot barrack Obama.

Cursed fool kamala Harris.

Useless bastards
Address Biden appropriately Mr. Man.
Add Sleepy Joe to his name before I vex for you grin
Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by Faber(m): 10:02pm On Aug 26, 2021
andrew444:
Unbeaten run from Portugal and friendlies means red hot form grin

No be this benfica wey I watch against psv

You are not a Barca fan

Barca haven’t started badly if you are to even judge

Barca will qualify and that’s fact
To put you right. Portuguese league is among the top 5 leagues in Europe ahead of French Ligue 1. Porto no win Chelsea at Stamford bridge last season. You think Portuguese League na farmers league. The official Farmers League is Ligue 1 followed by Budensliga.

See Barca running from pillar to post when Playing ordinary Salzburg. Salzburg used their 2nd team o. Salzburg overun Barca..abi u no watch am. Tell me now is Friendly games...then the person wey win his own Friendly he is not inform. You wey loose guard for friendly is in top form more than him.
Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by Faber(m): 9:53pm On Aug 26, 2021
UNCL3:
14 unbeaten run against which clubs?

Psg, Bayern, Man City etc I guess.

Rest abeg.
They beat Lille Champions of France. Lille Dem no beat PSG for Ligue 1 community cup at the beginning of this season.

14 unbeaten run no dey easy. Even against High school teams e no dey easy
Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by Faber(m): 8:36pm On Aug 26, 2021
andrew444:
You don’t know the meaning of red hot form grin

You are not a Barca fan

Barca will easily qualify from this group
I don't make noise in the name of knowing football. Soccer(if not sports in general) is my second life. The last time Benfica lost a match was 23rd May. Benfica is currently on 14 unbeaten run. Me wey dey chop money with Benfica almost every week.

See make I tell you. Barca is currently a congregation made up of top expensive flops.
You know Barca pass me abi? Even Barca women go see draw if they play the men grin

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