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ExAngel007:
A British man who lost his iPhone in the UK has discoveredit in Nigeria.

The man explained that the phone went missing a month ago when he was in town and he finally got access to his iCloud this October.

When he searched for his phone's current location, he discovered it is in Edo state, Nigeria.

He shared a screenshot of his phone's location and wrote:

"Lost me phone in town like a month ago, just got back into my iCloud to find out it's went on holiday to Nigeria."

See below.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/10/british-man-traces-his-missing-iphone-to-nigeria-one-month-after-it-went-missing-in-the-uk-2.html

The phone dey Ibadan like this...chai Ibadan yahoo boys on the beat

Tinubu don suffer a swear

We don't take defectors but let's manage you sha

Chukazu:
Abacha belongs to Usuochi in Abia, no Contes

Where is Isuochi located...Mr. Right, which local government Area

Blessedmercy8:
Na wa o. All nairaland men look the same.

By the way, we from Abia make the best abacha cos it originated from our place.

It is best served with azu iwuwu, ukpaka and those tinny garden eggs.

Our traditional marriage is not complete without this delicacy. In fact, it's the first thing that's served before main meals.

Yes, Umunneochi/Isikwuato Local government.
The rest of Abia state, Umuahia and Ngwaland can know boast of Abacha technical know how

Orumba South(Anambra state) Umunneochi and Isikwuato (Abia state)

Na them get the most tasty and creamy abacha.

Enugu abacha is too dry and not much ingredient.

I don dey remember my days with my grandparents at villa, infact I must chop abacha today

E dey hard to satisfy a Nigerians, I don't know why


Anyways Peter Obi will likely be the first to satisfy Nigerians, both Urchins and Mikanians, redcaps etc

No be who first go Police station dey win case.
No be to first tour the whole state..

Atiku don first rush go Uyo, and how was he welcomed...

AkwaIbomites were singing in praise of Obi right before his Koro Koro eyes. Incase you never watch am, see the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h_-04xG8TU

deeva2:
You can't be pro-biafra and pro-Nigeria !

It doesn't work like that , Nigerians aren't fools

We see through the deceits & deliberate attempt to destroy & divide Nigeria.

We will make sure you never smell aso rock !

You will wail & cry afterwards

Normally I no dey reply idiots...but let me go out of my way today.
All of a sudden, Sunday Igboho no dey talk of Oduduwa republic again. Tinubu have told him to back down till after the elections.

As for Biafran agitation, why not tell your imbecilic FG to release Nnamdi Kanu and see what happens, whether the agitation is till alive or not

Hollybratt:
The dream i had last night is not a walz, not a piece of cake. I started seeing tinubu as the episode 2 of buhari. Strange things really happen to Nigeria in my dream. During tinubu regime, i see alot of people commiting suicide because they can't stand the Nigeria situation any longer. I've always been a big fan of bat. Though, i really detest bats due to their disgusting way of sleeping. Bat might be a symbol of happiness in china but not in Nigeria. So to save my family and myself, i want to withdraw myself from anything negative to positive. Me and my family are supporting Peter obi as from now on. Nobody should blame me, i don't joke with my dream.
IRMC

If Tinubu wins this election, I get serious plan B. I dey run go Namibia, I go just carry my Laptop. I hear say people no too many there, and na girls to date go hard to find, so I don already find one sweet Namibian babe on Facebook, me and her dey chat daily and video calls on weekend, so I dey follow another one dey talk now...two beautiful ebony bitches

If Tinubu wins, people will run to Daura begging Buhari to come back I don see am. But God no go shame me, I go dey Namibia by then. I no want go Europe, I never dey ready for cold and lack of pussy

If Namibia no work, I go Kenya go dey enjoy my youth with Kenyan bitches and better William Ruto administration, while una go dey cry for here

Throwback:
How much are they paying Faber?

Did you ask him the hypocritical question you are asking me?

He knows we don't collect or give shishi...

Obi didn't buy any votes at Labour Party primary, so he don't need to buy our votes...

You see that BAT that bought all man at APC primary he should get ready to buy votes all over Nigeria...in his next life he cannot start what he cannot finish

Throwback:
No words from a Zombiedient, because Obi has nothing to offer.

You need word right...I was just laughing because Tinubu don't milk your destiny finish, that's why you are roaming the streets of Nairaland as a lunatic..

No be you be that for this picture below, no be your destiny dey for that cup Tinubu come suck am finished

Pele o!

This one sucking the little future given to a small child...is now speaking well of the future of Nigerian kids...


Monkey (Tinubu) telling owners of a banana plantation to hire him as guard to ward off other monkeys (Atiku and Kwankwaso)

The sleeping robot


Push to start presidential candidate

Yes o


His please and cries should not be accepted back, black man doesn't like to live up to his responsibility...same way their politicians promise the electorates heaven and Earth before elections, once elected, they deny all they promised.

Opportunistic fool

Obi is like sun, e dey shine reach everywhere...

Atiku is like light (NEPA version) not stable

Tinubu is very black like charcoal many people no need am

Obi is bae
Obi is life

Truly a show of shame... AkwaIbomites singing in support of their worthy son-in-law Peter Obi at Atiku's rally...

Omo this one na see finish... AkwaIbomites see Atiku finish


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h_-04xG8TU

This ozwor follow Messi and Neymar dey drag PSG dressing room, ordinary runners-up to Ballon D' Or he never carry...
Now Haaland don steal the show presently in world football

We no need Mbappe again, we are waiting for Haaland to play at least 2 seasons for Man City then we buy him out, same way Man City were patient, when Spurs refused to sell Harry Kane to them last season..

Hala Madrid
Hala Obidients
Hala Madrid

iLoveYouToo:
People suffer setbacks in every endeavor they engage in. When you get sick, do you just assume that life is not for you, and kill yourself or try death?

Life is also not for everyone, that's why there's execution by the government, when it's clear you are living at the detriment of others, then you have to killed for others to live...

The earlier people understand that school is not a guarantee you will be successful in life, the better for them

Hanks0000:
Good morning Nairanlanders.
Please I need help, ASUU strike will be over soon and my hostel rent has expired, I don't have where to go back too. The past few months have been the toughest for me with all sorts of disasters coming my way.

I have managed to pay my school fees of 95k during the strike and I'm struggling to mister enough money to pay for accomodation.

All I need is 25k to add to the 25k I have been able to save up for my house rent. I know it's a lot to ask for bit if God puts it in anyone's heart to help, I'd be really greatful.

4(five)43(eight)099(zero)4 (c@rb0n)
Sunday Seun


God bless you. Amen.

School no be for everyone, enter street Learn skill and hustle hard.

Okealaaye:
I Am Not Aware Of Any $41.8m US Judgement ― Chimaroke Nnamani

•Says it's cheap blackmail

By Taiwo Amodu

Abuja On Oct 4, 2022


Former Governor of Enugu state and Senator representing Enugu East senatorial district,
Dr Chimaroke Nnamani has described as a ruse the report of a $41.8 million judgement against him in the United States.

The federal lawmaker in a statement he personally signed and made available to journalists in Abuja said the report was fake news and targeted at maligning him because of his alternative views on the recent political development in the country.

“Campaign of calumny, intimidation, insults and abuse orchestrated to suppress and diminish my voice.

“However my voice will grow louder and more persistent. I know my recent position will attract this attack by those who cannot tolerate alternative views. Democracy allows alternative viewpoints.

“If I cannot express my opinion and take a stand who will?

“There was no such judgement anywhere. The author of the fake news is a known blackmailer. I’m not surprised that he has offered himself as a willing tool for this hatchet job once again.

“I left Enugu state on a solid foundation 15 years ago. Records of our accomplishments is an open book. No amount of mudslinging can rewrite our history.

“I urge our people and Nigerians alike to ignore the mischievous report sponsored by political foes and professional blackmailers,” he said.

Story for the gods .. already confirmed by many Nigerians in diaspora. You think say now is 1989

Sleekfingers:
Na your useless father be werey.....

Can obituary win in any southwest states? Not to talk of the north...... Awon noise makers

Obi cannot win South West (6 states)
Tinubu cannot win South East and South State already won by Obi (11 states)

I blame your Olosho mama who refused to hit the abortion button comot you, you got no dey here dey disgrace your 419 papa

Sleekfingers:
How many of those shouting obituary get their PVC? Anyway, wetin concern me, an tinubu dey vote for

Werey..

INEC chairman, all those shouting Emi Lokan, all of them get PVC abi...

You need to go back school make them refund you your school fees

PDP told you guys that Akwa Ibom is in the bag for Atiku...

But right there at Atiku's campaign rally, AkwaIbomites were singing in support of Obi..

Atiku's eyes don dey clear small small




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h_-04xG8TU

The message is now clear to Atiku

Oga Nnamani..how far

How come US seized your $1.1 million you looted from Enugu state treasury. You were too busy on attacking Peter Obi to see that coming

Pele o

Asiwaju will pay you back when he wins President of Iragbiji

Meanwhile watch as AkwaIbomites were singing in Praise of Obi at Atiku's rally yesterday in Uyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h_-04xG8TU

Obi is here
#TakeBackNigeria