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I remember when one said working (fvking) to get pregnant is not easy o. Another said you're killing me o. And I had no weapon on me.

10 is called squirting not squinting.

OgbeifunErom:
This is excellent development

Lagos needs urban regeneration and re-planning.

Look at the state of the place- dirty, filthy and chaotic.

All IPOB youths that dont like it should kindly relocate to IPOB land- Simples!!

IPOB Youths were given notice about 9 months ago, another reminder 2 months ago but they willfully ignored the notice. Lagos is not a lawless state.

Eko O NI Baje ooooooooo

Good bless you. You shall live long. People keep saying what the government did was bad. Little did they know that these people were given notice and they refused to comply.

A B C D. I ain't got no type.

Kemi Adetiba too is good. I love her works.

jonaifame22:
Can someone pls take my hands and drag me out of this thread

Oya come fast before the portal closes. *offers hand*

jejemanito:
See as niggas go they search frantically for this film on YouTube

Perverts

Kongi na bastard

1. Poison was in the ice.
2. Wife shoots husband with a camera and developed it under water
3. The tape started from the beginning meaning the murderer rewound the tape.
4. Bill is the killer. Turn the code upside down.
5. There are no mails on Sundays so the maid is the murderer
6. The man was shot in the stomach not at the back.
7. 3rd room. Lions are dead and gone.
8. The husband was not given directions to the murder site.
9. If the man had committed suicide, the window that he jumped from should be closed but it is not.
10. I think she killed her brother hoping the man would show up for the funeral too.
11. The delivery man was the murderer cos Wednesday and Thursday newspapers were missing. He didn't deliver them because he had to know no one would read them.

braimeddy:
What's the title of the movie?

Room 027

stupidity:
In your chats with her, you dint bring your current girlfriend in.
And you even told her she left you alone and you are "lonely".
So whose at fault here?

In your next chat with her, make her understand you have got someone special which u so cherish and stop flirting with Rivergirl.

Gbam. He was entertaining the whole thing sef.

Oh boy If you no finish this story I go swear for you o

Cannabis sativa

I saw somewhere where TB Joshua predicted a lose for Nigeria. Things beginning to look that way. I hope his prediction is wrong.

niggi4life:
is this necessary? Do u find your statement funny?

I tire for the utterances of some people all in the name of fun.

Godswillnwaoma:
u be one of them.

But guy u wicked o.

ThoniaSlim:
Wait ohhhh, you say your a Malaysian and he's a Nigerian? a Nigerian guy in Malaysia serious about you. and your older than him.

ok ohhhh, let me not put sand in your garri. but i would advice you to shine your eyes well well . am not saying his feelings towards you might not be genuine, but am just saying be careful, do not be to carried away, get to know him really well before you make really serious decisions. just my humble advice to you.

So you dey here Thonia. Been a while

Throughout a whole semester, i never could prove that my girlfriend had a bank account, she never talked about visiting the bank or atm, neither did i ever see any bank sms of any sort on her phone (I just got to observe, i wasn’t checking her phone due to suspicion). At a point i had to ask her if she wasn’t a ghost, because she had no financial record that i could pick upon. But all these while, she uses money to do some stuffs, which i didn’t give to her which made me know that she receives money. There was no problem at all until this semester, when i stopped doing online works due to my academics, and then due to the fact that she stays with me, my allowances no longer have impact on “our” expenses. Now its always like whenever i am broke, then she’s broke. There ain’t no remedy of no sort. The allowance for one person is been spent by two, the foodstuff for one person is been consumed by two and now its like we are living from hand to mouth. Although at countable times, she has brought some bit of foodstuffs from her house for us, we always remained broke until i get money. Now whenever she receives money, she plans it and pays all manner of church dues, association due, department and faculty due, dues for church vest etc. Whereas when i receive money, i get foodstuffs and other necessary things we would need, thereby neglecting my own bills and “dues”. She even always indulge me on what to do with the money because she’s always aware when i get money but i do not always know about hers. Recently i tried confronting her on the issue, and she was kinda “lackadaisika”, telling me that i am the guy and its my responsibility and all that. Truth be told, i love this girl, but she’s wrecking me financially (at least for now), what can i do about it? Is she a wife material? Say i become fortunate in future, can i still pick her? Am i being irresponsible?

marleyboy1991:
Am surprised the way people makes alchohol looks nice in the society but shun canabis even though it is visible from research that canabis is the most useful plant on earth......The World Needs Weed ....
So that we can all stand for our right!!

Confirm. Oya op come and shed some light on this.

Yahoo yahoo. ( na joke I dey o)

Monalisa185:
lol,no make that dude mind begin cut now oo

he should know I was only messing with him.

jonaifame22:
why do u say so?

Cos it's mostly males that exhibit those characteristics you mentioned.

jonaifame22:
Well that number 9, my bae sleeps most times after sex, dnt know the reason, and when she wakes the next thing she'll say, is "I'm hungry"

Are you sure she's not transgender?

I really feel sorry for chelsea












Just kidding

IamMissMarvel:
Na Nips dey show for the first pic soooo o.

lmao. You've got hawk eyes oo

tonytony208:
You are a complete eeediot sha. Did you watch the video at all? If you did, you would have seen why the eeediotic eze was deposed. Is the eze nonsense just starting? No. It had been on for a while and nobody had ever raised an eyebrow. Watch the video again if you are interested in being reasonable. If you have made up your mind not to be reaosnbale, then no one can help you. You will have to die in your ignorance and stupidity. Useless cursed bastard!

Bros no vex ehn. Don't allow people like that bring you to their level. You can only feel pity for such people.

Iykopee:
Is the eze ndigbo also known as eze ndiyoruba? Yorubastards shud focus on their people and forget about the igbos and their ezes. In Rivers where i come from, the igbos have same set of people parading as eze ndigbo yet, nobody gives a hoot about that. Its purely an igbo man's business. If anybody shud fight over the eze thingy in yoruba land, it shud be the igbos and not yorubas. unless the yorubas want to tell the world that dey dont fancy living in a liberal society.

Why is it that at the slightest opportunity you guys result to insults. This is really becoming a sad situation o.

Lisaflex:
Ds is wot happens wen a lady asks a guy out...She bcms insecure,almost always wondering if d dude truly lvs her, or if he jes saw a gd opportunity wc she created n tuk adv of it...Unfortunately, der's nothing a guy in dt situation can do 2 allay d lady's doubt... Der's a reason certain fnz r designed d way dey are..D moment u mess wt dt balance,der's chaos!!!

Intelligently said.

ghidefemi:
OK I dey write exam now sha. When una go resume?

No idea yet. I still dey till ending of the month.

ghidefemi:
Oya when we go see na?

It's up to you sir

saxwizard:
.. now the real journey just began

Now the real journey "begins"