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Fabulocity:fairly used sense no dey market again, na brand new sense na him dey and E cost oooo, infact e cost pass I phone 9.... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So akpan was on duty that day, so it happened that it was his turn to wash madam cloth, then she bent down and started sweeping the floor, thats akpan madam started to sweep the compound to make it neat while akpan was washing her cloth, then akpan held the skirt back side and squeezed it very tight, so that the water will come out, then he spread the skirt on the rope for it to dry, then akpan immediately rushed to the market to buy tomatoes, and he came back, then he discovered that he forgot to buy maggi, he still went back to the market, bought it and he came back, then he still forgot to buy salt, haaaaa he still ran to the market, and bought it and came back, and he remembered that there was no meat.... Infact akpan has tried, i was the one that advised akpan to put stone in the stew as meat, madam would not know, well what happened next is beyond my power
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Martinez19:i went to london to visit our president, as i am typing this to u now, i am currently soaking garri, mixed with coconut and groundnut with mr president, everything is good in london, when i arrive back to nigeria i will continue from where i stopped ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So it happened that jane titi oyelekan refused to pay okafor the money she was owing him, so okafor decided that he must show her pepper, so he planned to visit her today, before getting there, he branched to mama obioma shop aka mama ak47, and he bought burutu, and he drank it faster and became so aggressive, then he said in his mind, that he would show jane pepper today, so he got to her house and started smashing her ''Plates'' on the floor, he scattered all the house, smashed anything breakable, but thank God he did not smash jane heart, because it was breakable too, then when jane saw what he did, she took long kondo and scattered his head, then okafor started begging her, that was how okafor instead of collecting his money, ended up paying more money, since then okafor started fearing girls
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So my guy chinazumuekpere came back to nigeria after 20 years in london, then he went to his house to sleep, but on getting to his house, he brought out his key to open his door, so it refused to enter hole, thats the key hole in the door, then he added small oil to the key for easy penetration, so that it would open faster, and voila, the key opened the door and he entered immediately and did some praise and worship before sleeping, he was very tired after the long journey so he slept for 3 days and 3 nights before waking up, then he went to visit his village people and they were all happy to see him
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potent5:you know say when guys wan off lantern, them dey use force, buh girls dey use sexy way dey off lantern, make the smoke no go spoil their lipstick, na wetin make she use sweet blow off am, hope you understand now? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So tina ogechi titilayo was about to sleep, she noticed that her lantern was still On, so she held it with her two hands, and raised the lantern up and gave it a sweet blow so that the fire would off, then everywhere became dark, and she slept off, by 11:30pm they brought the light, while she was still sleeping, and the took it by 11:31pm... One minute light, well to cut the story short, she woke up by 7 am, took her bath from 7am till 9 am and she went to work, but her madam queried her sha
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So it happened that mama chibuzor was cooking in the kitchen, so chibuzor her small baby boy who is just 3 years old, went closer to the place she kept her skirt and he opened it, poured the ice cream he was holding inside, and he licked it, he did not want the ice cream to waste, he knew that things were very hard, chibuzor is a very good boy, he was born on the 31st of february 2014 at ota, his mother is from akwa ibom, his father is from ekiti, his uncle is from delta, while his aunty is from kogi, chibuzor is actually 3 years old and he is very responsible that he normally takes money and enters the market to buy baby pampers for himself... Chai
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So okafor kunle snr bought ice cream for agnes today, and she removed her pant from her box, where she keeps all her pants and she told him to also buy new sets of pants for her, the same colour with the one she is holding now, so kunle ran to the market and bought one dozen of pants for agnes, just to show the love on valentine, and they did praise and worship and he left, they did not do anything after that, kunle is actually a good man, and agnes is kunle sister in the lord, so nothing can happen, thank you
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Frozeen:is that how to toast a fine girl? How do you want her to fall in lust for you, see step by step ways of how to toast a girl 1-- tell her you have a prado jeep 2-- tell her you were staying in united kingdom but you later relocated to united nations 3-- tell her that you are related to donald chukwudi trump by blood if you tell her these things, she would fall for you, oya toast her again, don't Bleep up ooo, am counting on you ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So okon the carpenter came to repair agnes back side door, and he bought pure water with him, so that as he was doing his work, he would be taking some water, so when he started work, the stuff got busted open, thats the pure water he kept on the table, fell down by mistake and got busted open, but he did not notice on time, so he continued knacking her back side door, to repair it on time, so when he wanted to drink his pure water after the hardwork, he saw the water on the floor, and he started crying because there was no money to buy another pure water, well to cut the story long, agnes gave him pure water, and he drank it to stupor...
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So okon the neighbour of nkechi titilayo okafor was sleeping when nkechi came to beg him to help her to pound her tomatoes she bought, that she wants to cook jollof rice, so okon went inside and brought out his pestle and started pounding her tomatoes harder and faster till the thing became watery, then she packed it and used it to cook the jollof rice, the aroma was very sweet that okon came to beg her for small, and she gave him only one spoon of the jollof rice, she said economy is very hard that she is planning on eating the pot of jollof rice for 1 week, thats 2 spoons every day only, well okon was happy for the 1 spoon she gave him, and he thanked her...
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So okon okafor kunle stole janet pant, and she caught him, what she did next was that she asked him to kneel down and she started firing prayers on him prayers like- any power that is making him to steal, let the truck of recession destroy the power and- any spirit that is making him to steal, let the barrow of gambia, barrow him out, that was how jammeh yahaya nwachukwu the evil spirit left okon, since then, okon has being a good boy, he stopped stealing pants, he now steals bra....
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Fabulocity:wow wow wow wow woooow, congratz in advance :d![]() eh, the lord did a great thing for sister angela, after 2 years of cooking bitter jollof rice, yesterday was the only day that the jollof decided to sweet small, that was why she was shaking her small bum bum, am so happy for sister angela ![]() ![]() ![]() |
CyberGypsy:my brother, i saw the saw small bum bum with my koro koro eyes, as in with my naked eyes, E small pass iya sukurat own ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So angela was happy that God has done it for her, she cooked jollof rice today, and it was very sweet, the other ones were bitter, but today own was sweet, so she started shaking her small bum bum then mazi okafor puts his cd thats his compact disc in his disc player and he knacked her confirm gbedu, she was just dancing away her sorrows, chai, it isn't easy, as a matter of fact she is still dancing now, as i am typing this to you now, she don enter market, still dancing, we are currently looking for rope to tie her up, anything can happen
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So okafor tunde chinedu aka 2face came to visit angela, and immediately he knocked on her door, she said ''who is that'' he said ''babe, this is chinedu aka 2face your sugarboy'' she quickly jumped on the bed, and spreads her legs wide and stood up, and jumped back and stood up, she was just happy and she shouted ENTER ENTER, and chinedu aka 2face entered her room and she gave him a deeper life hug. She was very happy to see chinedu her boyfriend, he travelled to cotonou to import fairly used pants, now he is back to his baby girl, she was very happy, and she cooked beans and pap for him, and after eating it, they did praise and worship to thank baba God for keeping her 2face alive ....alleluia
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SirKriz:NO WAY, i no want, i dash you, carry go ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Jacksparr0w127:no, i mean her shirt, sorry their skirt, ha, i mean dem skirt, ooo what am i typing, i mean his shirt ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So angela invited tunde the carpenter to come and repair her door that got spoilt, so when tunde got to angela house, he quickly opened his shirt and trouser, he wore another inner short inside his trouser for emergency, so that he won't stain his cloth, then he started knacking her side door with his nail and hammer, he knacked it so hard that the nail refused to enter, so he did 15 minutes of prayer and he knacked it again, and the nail entered sharpaly, then angela paid him 1000, and he left....
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So it happened that on this blessed day, i had prepared my D, thats my document for my containers, in order to prove that i am the owner of the containers that just arrived... But unknown to me, kikelomo aisatu set my D, thats my document on fire just because i did not give her money to buy I phone 7, i was just crying and saying O lord take control, my 50 million naira container is gone, chai, this girl has killed me, in this recession period, i don't know whether to cry or laugh, chai, the worst thing is that she just told me that if i do not buy her the prado jeep i promised her, she would burn my village, i have even started to tell those in my village to start relocating with immediate effect, i just weak
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narrowpathy:GCFR B.sc M.Sc Ph.D waec neco Nta hiv ![]() ![]() ![]() |
