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Romance / Re: She Bent Down And He Held Her Skirt Back Side Very Tight And Squeezed It(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:55pm On Feb 27, 2017
Fabulocity:
grin grin grin
Buy fairly used sense na cheesy
fairly used sense no dey market again, na brand new sense na him dey and E cost oooo, infact e cost pass I phone 9.... cheesycheesycheesy

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Romance / She Bent Down And He Held Her Skirt Back Side Very Tight And Squeezed It(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:50pm On Feb 27, 2017
So akpan was on duty that day, so it happened that it was his turn to wash madam cloth, then she bent down and started sweeping the floor, thats akpan madam started to sweep the compound to make it neat while akpan was washing her cloth, then akpan held the skirt back side and squeezed it very tight, so that the water will come out, then he spread the skirt on the rope for it to dry, then akpan immediately rushed to the market to buy tomatoes, and he came back, then he discovered that he forgot to buy maggi, he still went back to the market, bought it and he came back, then he still forgot to buy salt, haaaaa he still ran to the market, and bought it and came back, and he remembered that there was no meat.... Infact akpan has tried, i was the one that advised akpan to put stone in the stew as meat, madam would not know, well what happened next is beyond my power

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Romance / Re: He Drank Burutu That He Got Aggressive And Started Smashing Her P...(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:21pm On Feb 25, 2017
Martinez19:
Fairlyusedpants!!!! cheesy

I missed you. Where have you been? *spreads royal carpet for you to pass* cheesy

Weh done sir. grin
i went to london to visit our president, as i am typing this to u now, i am currently soaking garri, mixed with coconut and groundnut with mr president, everything is good in london, when i arrive back to nigeria i will continue from where i stopped gringringrin
Romance / He Drank Burutu That He Got Aggressive And Started Smashing Her P...(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:21pm On Feb 25, 2017
So it happened that jane titi oyelekan refused to pay okafor the money she was owing him, so okafor decided that he must show her pepper, so he planned to visit her today, before getting there, he branched to mama obioma shop aka mama ak47, and he bought burutu, and he drank it faster and became so aggressive, then he said in his mind, that he would show jane pepper today, so he got to her house and started smashing her ''Plates'' on the floor, he scattered all the house, smashed anything breakable, but thank God he did not smash jane heart, because it was breakable too, then when jane saw what he did, she took long kondo and scattered his head, then okafor started begging her, that was how okafor instead of collecting his money, ended up paying more money, since then okafor started fearing girls

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Romance / It Refused To Enter The Hole, So He Added Oil For Easy Penetration (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:59pm On Feb 21, 2017
So my guy chinazumuekpere came back to nigeria after 20 years in london, then he went to his house to sleep, but on getting to his house, he brought out his key to open his door, so it refused to enter hole, thats the key hole in the door, then he added small oil to the key for easy penetration, so that it would open faster, and voila, the key opened the door and he entered immediately and did some praise and worship before sleeping, he was very tired after the long journey so he slept for 3 days and 3 nights before waking up, then he went to visit his village people and they were all happy to see him

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Romance / Re: She Held It With Her Two Hands, Raised It Up And Gave It A Sweet Blow... (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 4:49pm On Feb 18, 2017
potent5:
sweet blow ke. How did you know the blow was sweet; did you taste it?
you know say when guys wan off lantern, them dey use force, buh girls dey use sexy way dey off lantern, make the smoke no go spoil their lipstick, na wetin make she use sweet blow off am, hope you understand now? gringringrin
Romance / Re: She Held It With Her Two Hands, Raised It Up And Gave It A Sweet Blow... (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 4:47pm On Feb 18, 2017
swtman:
Idiot
cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
Romance / She Held It With Her Two Hands, Raised It Up And Gave It A Sweet Blow... (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 4:39pm On Feb 18, 2017
So tina ogechi titilayo was about to sleep, she noticed that her lantern was still On, so she held it with her two hands, and raised the lantern up and gave it a sweet blow so that the fire would off, then everywhere became dark, and she slept off, by 11:30pm they brought the light, while she was still sleeping, and the took it by 11:31pm... One minute light, well to cut the story short, she woke up by 7 am, took her bath from 7am till 9 am and she went to work, but her madam queried her sha

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Romance / Re: Her Baby Boy Opened Her Skirt, Poured Ice Cream Inside And Licked It And (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:01pm On Feb 15, 2017
Spicylate:
Where did I drop my gun biko nu ooo..lol
haaaa gun?? **TEARS RACE** gringringrin
Romance / Re: Her Baby Boy Opened Her Skirt, Poured Ice Cream Inside And Licked It And (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:01pm On Feb 15, 2017
ErnieSmallzz:
lol, fairlyusedpant, u neva change? This na new year o grin
my angel i have change ooo cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Her Baby Boy Opened Her Skirt, Poured Ice Cream Inside And Licked It And (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:06pm On Feb 15, 2017
So it happened that mama chibuzor was cooking in the kitchen, so chibuzor her small baby boy who is just 3 years old, went closer to the place she kept her skirt and he opened it, poured the ice cream he was holding inside, and he licked it, he did not want the ice cream to waste, he knew that things were very hard, chibuzor is a very good boy, he was born on the 31st of february 2014 at ota, his mother is from akwa ibom, his father is from ekiti, his uncle is from delta, while his aunty is from kogi, chibuzor is actually 3 years old and he is very responsible that he normally takes money and enters the market to buy baby pampers for himself... Chai

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Romance / He Bought Ice Cream For Her On Valentine Day And She Removed Her Pant(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:09pm On Feb 14, 2017
So okafor kunle snr bought ice cream for agnes today, and she removed her pant from her box, where she keeps all her pants and she told him to also buy new sets of pants for her, the same colour with the one she is holding now, so kunle ran to the market and bought one dozen of pants for agnes, just to show the love on valentine, and they did praise and worship and he left, they did not do anything after that, kunle is actually a good man, and agnes is kunle sister in the lord, so nothing can happen, thank you

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Romance / Re: The Stuff Busted Open But He Continued Knacking Her Back Side (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 10:10pm On Feb 11, 2017
Frozeen:
Errrm..... it all started in November 23rd last year when i logged into nairaland...................................
is that how to toast a fine girl? How do you want her to fall in lust for you, see step by step ways of how to toast a girl
1-- tell her you have a prado jeep
2-- tell her you were staying in united kingdom but you later relocated to united nations
3-- tell her that you are related to donald chukwudi trump by blood
if you tell her these things, she would fall for you, oya toast her again, don't Bleep up ooo, am counting on you cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: The Stuff Busted Open But He Continued Knacking Her Back Side (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 10:04pm On Feb 11, 2017
darbeelicous:
lolz..... This crazy guy is back grin grin
gringringrin
Romance / The Stuff Busted Open But He Continued Knacking Her Back Side (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:27pm On Feb 11, 2017
So okon the carpenter came to repair agnes back side door, and he bought pure water with him, so that as he was doing his work, he would be taking some water, so when he started work, the stuff got busted open, thats the pure water he kept on the table, fell down by mistake and got busted open, but he did not notice on time, so he continued knacking her back side door, to repair it on time, so when he wanted to drink his pure water after the hardwork, he saw the water on the floor, and he started crying because there was no money to buy another pure water, well to cut the story long, agnes gave him pure water, and he drank it to stupor...

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Romance / He Brought Out His Pestle And Started Pounding Her Tomatoes Harder(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:55am On Feb 10, 2017
So okon the neighbour of nkechi titilayo okafor was sleeping when nkechi came to beg him to help her to pound her tomatoes she bought, that she wants to cook jollof rice, so okon went inside and brought out his pestle and started pounding her tomatoes harder and faster till the thing became watery, then she packed it and used it to cook the jollof rice, the aroma was very sweet that okon came to beg her for small, and she gave him only one spoon of the jollof rice, she said economy is very hard that she is planning on eating the pot of jollof rice for 1 week, thats 2 spoons every day only, well okon was happy for the 1 spoon she gave him, and he thanked her...

Romance / Re: He Stole Her Pant And She Caught Him, What She Did Next Was Shocking (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:46pm On Feb 06, 2017
slimthugchimee:
i love this grin
gringringrin
Romance / Re: He Stole Her Pant And She Caught Him, What She Did Next Was Shocking (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:45pm On Feb 06, 2017
temmy2015:
do u have cerebrum at all??
no ooo, i only have cele drum cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / He Stole Her Pant And She Caught Him, What She Did Next Was Shocking (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:06pm On Feb 06, 2017
So okon okafor kunle stole janet pant, and she caught him, what she did next was that she asked him to kneel down and she started firing prayers on him
prayers like- any power that is making him to steal, let the truck of recession destroy the power
and- any spirit that is making him to steal, let the barrow of gambia, barrow him out, that was how jammeh yahaya nwachukwu the evil spirit left okon, since then, okon has being a good boy, he stopped stealing pants, he now steals bra....

Romance / Re: She Was Shaking Her Small Bum Bum and He Puts His Cd And Knacked Her(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 2:13pm On Feb 06, 2017
Fabulocity:
Yesso, next week Monday cheesy
So what did the Lord do for Angela that made her to shake her small bumbum?

wow wow wow wow woooow, congratz in advance cheesy:dcheesy
eh, the lord did a great thing for sister angela, after 2 years of cooking bitter jollof rice, yesterday was the only day that the jollof decided to sweet small, that was why she was shaking her small bum bum, am so happy for sister angela gringringrin

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Romance / Re: She Was Shaking Her Small Bum Bum and He Puts His Cd And Knacked Her(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:52pm On Feb 05, 2017
CyberGypsy:
cheesy grin hope she recovers .. but how did you know she was shaking her 'small bum bum'
my brother, i saw the saw small bum bum with my koro koro eyes, as in with my naked eyes, E small pass iya sukurat own gringringrin
Romance / Re: She Was Shaking Her Small Bum Bum and He Puts His Cd And Knacked Her(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:50pm On Feb 05, 2017
Fabulocity:
cheesy
my sister in the lord, how camp na? Na this week una go finish ?? cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / She Was Shaking Her Small Bum Bum and He Puts His Cd And Knacked Her(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:43pm On Feb 05, 2017
So angela was happy that God has done it for her, she cooked jollof rice today, and it was very sweet, the other ones were bitter, but today own was sweet, so she started shaking her small bum bum then mazi okafor puts his cd thats his compact disc in his disc player and he knacked her confirm gbedu, she was just dancing away her sorrows, chai, it isn't easy, as a matter of fact she is still dancing now, as i am typing this to you now, she don enter market, still dancing, we are currently looking for rope to tie her up, anything can happen

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Romance / Re: 2face Came In And She Spreads Her Legs Wide And Shouted ENTER ENTER(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:12pm On Feb 01, 2017
desquad:
praise da lord cheesy
HALLELUJAH cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / 2face Came In And She Spreads Her Legs Wide And Shouted ENTER ENTER(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:48pm On Feb 01, 2017
So okafor tunde chinedu aka 2face came to visit angela, and immediately he knocked on her door, she said ''who is that'' he said ''babe, this is chinedu aka 2face your sugarboy'' she quickly jumped on the bed, and spreads her legs wide and stood up, and jumped back and stood up, she was just happy and she shouted ENTER ENTER, and chinedu aka 2face entered her room and she gave him a deeper life hug. She was very happy to see chinedu her boyfriend, he travelled to cotonou to import fairly used pants, now he is back to his baby girl, she was very happy, and she cooked beans and pap for him, and after eating it, they did praise and worship to thank baba God for keeping her 2face alive ....alleluia

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Romance / Re: When You Think You Have Seen It All (pix) by fairlyusedpant: 8:41pm On Jan 31, 2017
SirKriz:
fairlyusedpant , come carry your load oooo. Make sure you do praise and worship before you sleep. grin grin
NO WAY, i no want, i dash you, carry go gringringrin

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Romance / Re: He Quickly Opened His Shirt And Trouser And Started Knacking Her Side D..(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:39pm On Jan 30, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
His skirt?
no, i mean her shirt, sorry their skirt, ha, i mean dem skirt, ooo what am i typing, i mean his shirt cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / He Quickly Opened His Shirt And Trouser And Started Knacking Her Side D..(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:34pm On Jan 30, 2017
So angela invited tunde the carpenter to come and repair her door that got spoilt, so when tunde got to angela house, he quickly opened his shirt and trouser, he wore another inner short inside his trouser for emergency, so that he won't stain his cloth, then he started knacking her side door with his nail and hammer, he knacked it so hard that the nail refused to enter, so he did 15 minutes of prayer and he knacked it again, and the nail entered sharpaly, then angela paid him 1000, and he left....

Romance / Re: He Told Her To Touch Her Toes & He Raised Her Skirt Up And Started Riding(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:55pm On Jan 28, 2017
Yishah:
grin This guy will not kill me... grin
Beware of the vaseline crew tho...

the lord is with me gringringrin
Romance / She Set My D On Fire And I Was Just Saying ''O Lord Take Control'' (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 10:29am On Jan 28, 2017
So it happened that on this blessed day, i had prepared my D, thats my document for my containers, in order to prove that i am the owner of the containers that just arrived... But unknown to me, kikelomo aisatu set my D, thats my document on fire just because i did not give her money to buy I phone 7, i was just crying and saying O lord take control, my 50 million naira container is gone, chai, this girl has killed me, in this recession period, i don't know whether to cry or laugh, chai, the worst thing is that she just told me that if i do not buy her the prado jeep i promised her, she would burn my village, i have even started to tell those in my village to start relocating with immediate effect, i just weak

Romance / Re: He Told Her To Touch Her Toes & He Raised Her Skirt Up And Started Riding(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 10:21am On Jan 28, 2017
lefulefu:
i was thinkin naa d other ridin.see as i rush enter d thread sef grin
Badt Guy cheesycheesycheesy

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Romance / Re: He Told Her To Touch Her Toes & He Raised Her Skirt Up And Started Riding(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 10:20am On Jan 28, 2017
narrowpathy:
GCFR. Troll of the federal Republic of Nigeria. I see you
GCFR B.sc M.Sc Ph.D waec neco Nta hiv gringringrin

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