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Mehn, i just saw iya titi making Donut in my street, so i decided to try it out, so i called jane to come and help me out, so when she started, she added the flour and she started rubbing the top of my D, thats the Donut i intend to eat, she was rubbing the top to the bottom to give it a circle shape, it was so sweet and exciting, i was just watching her so that me too would start making donut on my own without any stress, well to cut the story short, she finished making the donut and we ate it with coke and fanta, and used toilet roll to clean our mouth, then we watched some nollywood telemundo and she left,


i will upload the pics when my water boils, since 6am ooo

gloriaunobi:
let me leave before someone commit suicide.

chai, omalicha nwa, babe your face looks familiar, are you nkechi tina okundayo the lady that is following me on twitter and instagram, i saw you at lekki phase 8 buying roasted yam, chai you captured my attention with your beauty, i was just standing there, looking at you like a mugu chai

This one is too strong, this is the story of the bulldozer and the cutlass, instead of the man to run away, he is busy shinning his teeth and hold the bomb, when he bomb lands on top him now, he will start shouting ''ewooo, edakun mi, ejoooo, heleppppp mi oooo''

Cc
lalasticlala nwachukwu egberi 1 of aba, front page tinz, make naija read better gossip

Ha, like seriously? I thought it was a joke, imagine two girls rape a man, O God, two girls, as in two girls with two big water melons and yam legs, O God, i need to flog that man for claiming that he was raped, that was what happened to okafor chinedu snr,, chinedu was jejely on his own ooo, when aisha and nkechi came to his room and told him that they want to rape him, chinedu was pretending to be scaried, so he laid on the bed as aisha and nkechi did their thing, instead of chinedu to remain silent, he was busy shouting '' ewoo, jesu, odi oku, edakun mi, please na, don't stop'', while the girls were thinking that they were raping him, chinedu was busy pretending and enjoying the thing, then nkechi and aisha got tired, but chinedu was not tired, so he jumped on nkechi and told her that she must rape him today, that how nkechi started shouting her own ''please na, i would not do it again, ewoooooooo''' right now, as i am typing this to you, chinedu and aisha are in the police station, to report the rape case, the dpo is still asking '' who rape who''

I chief otutupoyoyo with the power vested in me by dasuki and also the residents of banana island wishes chief mrs dr barrister ishilove nwachukwu aka finestchicktohbadt a happy birthday, i wish her long life and prosperity and one prado jeep, two swimming pools, one house in banana island, one hummer jeep and one aeroplane... Enjoy your day

bluesky30:
May God forgive you for wasting my data.Amen

AMEN ooo

Kdiva:
well the igbos should be called Igbo angels cause they have these qualities and aren't players.

wonder if this 'demon' title is something to be proud of

nwanyi owerri and igbo angels

makydebbie:
when I was in Nigeria I had this Yoruba neighbor that would always wear boxers to buy food

so now that you are in zimbabwe, does that your yoruba neighbor still wear boxers,? Or he has changed to wearing pants

Well to cut the story short, ruth spread her skirt on the rope after washing it, and she went back to the skirt and dipped her hand under her skirt and pulled out 2000 naira from under her skirt, there was an inner pocket inside her skirt, well it is truly a bad thig, but you can't blame her, she is truly trying to protect her money during this reception period sorry i mean recession period.

I will upload the pics when the indomie i put on the fire gets ready, since 5 hours my indomie no gree done, i don tire

So today is independence day, i was shocked when i saw jay and tina in the bathroom doing clean up, they decided that they would use today to clean and wash the bathroom with soap and omo, to make the bathroom shine brighter and sparkling, they hardly wash their bathroom, for 2 years now, so they decided to do the cleaning of the bathroom today, well they are still cleaning it sha, after that they would paint the house, wash the television to watch buhari live broadcast and scrub the street with soap and omo, then they might do praise ad worship sha, am not sure about that, but if any changes happen i will inform you


i will upload the pics when they finish cleaning the bathroom

Cutehector:
ABCDE together

baba, you no go survive am oooo, na overload you dey carry, just manage one, we no wan hear stories that can touch

Our elders said that the reason why pepper entered chike eyes when he was eating his pepper soup was that instead of him to chop the meat gently and wisely, he was rushing to finish the meat so that okonkwo would not beg him, he was stingy, he wanted everything for himself, and that was how pepper entered his eyes, right now as i am typing this, the pepper is still shooking his eyes

I saw nkiru my neighbour opening her pant's bag, thats where she keeps her pants, makeups and other things, so she opened the pant bag to bring out her lipsticks, to put on her face, she wanted to look attractive for an event at eko hotel and sweets, while obinna was closely watching his cartoon network, he was so concentrated on his cartoon network that he did not send anybody, he was actually watching tom and jerry, he was watching the part were jerry was chasing tom out of mama nkechi house, well nkiru finally went out, and obinna continued his cartoon network while i continued my praise and worship

i will upload the pics when i finish my praise and worship

Wow, thats lovely, that was what happened to okorodukoko majekodunmilayo who married aishatu imoh abasi, he invited everybody through MTN text messages, since there was no money to print out wedding cards, so he sent text messages to all his family members, friends and school mates, he now cooked ten bag of rice, with chicken, so on the day of the wedding, he was shocked that nobody came for the wedding, only for him to discover that the message he sent did not deliver, mtn had a network breakdown, chai, so okorodukoko continue the wedding like that with only the pastor and the empty chairs, and they lived happily ever after, but MTN really spoilt his wedding plans ooo, because he had to eat the 10 bags of rice, they are still eating it now as i am typing this ...

Eh mirabel or miracle, he said the lord said ''you are his wife'' ask him, how is he sure that it was from the lord or his konji was telling him that you are his wife, you know that konji is not a respecter of any man, be you a chief, a herbalist, a pastor , a senator even a president, once konji catches a man, it is his kini that speaks for him, it maybe the konji that is giving him the advice, because after he has done the normal press up with you, he will still tell you that there was an error in the message, it was not clear

Debbywills:
Choi, You can Vex o
I know is paining you but sorry, igbo guys are......

babe, your face looks familiar, are you titilayo ajimobi ekaette the girl that is dating okechukwu chinedu ogbodo the owner of oke shopping plaza dealers in all kinds of spare parts in oshodi market

Ireneony the only girl that her face looks too familiar, she got the eyes of a goddess, the nose of an angel, the mouth of a princess, the smile of a diva, the hair of a brazillian queen, with a close up white teeth and a big boobskie to match it up...

Happy birthday to her royal majesty queen ireneony aka slimchicktohsexy, i wish her long life and prosperity, with one private jet, one house in banana island, two swimming pools, one prado jeep, one aeroplane and one helicopter

enjoy your day

Cameleon72:
Wish jamb will be eradicated and motr higher institutions open for easy admission jus as the primary to secondary school process....

so you want jamb to be eradicated so that people can use common entrance to gain admission to any university shey??
And you want more higher institution to be created like 1000 federal universities, 2500 state universities and 10200 private universities all in nigeria, so that people would get admission easily right??
The type of cane you need is the heavenly cane, so that the cane would flog all the yama yama commot for your head.

coyy:
for corpers, osun is a very good place to serve.
not over crowedeed...light is above average.. atleast 18hrs a day.in places like ede. osogbo, Ife (don't knw abt others).

food is cheap, transportation is cheap.. d people of osun(ede) are friendly.. but water in ede get as e be o. lol.
during dry season, u fit suffer.

but generally, osun is cool. and dats y i want do all i cam go serve in dat state.

yes yes yes my brother, osun state is the right place to be, the land of debt sorry i mean the land of nourishment filled with cowbell milk and honey, you will enjoy it over here, i chief otutupoyoyo 1 and the people of the state of osun would be expecting you

Posimii:
Yhmmm Considering Ogun/Lagos and Enugu/Anambra for nowww what abt u?

babe, you can put borno state too, they have good health care center and many side attractions like bombing festivals sorry i mean yam festivals and also the famous boko haram marathon race and they also have shekau shopping plaza and 24 hours bomb sorry light, infact the place is ok, give it a try, you can thank me later...

ibroh22:
I can't argue about the light,,,,,, transportation is cheap too,,but things are generally expensive here,food etc are expensive,,,,,land depends on the area you are...........Am currently in Osogbo,so I know it

yeah i know osogbo is a bit costly, but it is cheap when you compare it with lagos, rivers and abuja, like in lagos i heard a bag of rice is 22,000 but here in ede it is 16500, so you see the difference? And the people over here in osun state are friendly, cool environment, water is available, that is the most important tinz a person need, note- no state in nigeria is perfect, but osun state try small.

bqlekan:
vitamin T? hahaha, brother, you need God. Change your ways
I know your plan is to extend her stay in your house by purging her..

baba, how can i do that? Am a pastor son na, na recession cause am, we just have to cut our size according to our coat, sorry i mean tear our coat according to our side, economy odiro very easy

ihejimagha:
So childish

babe, you know that some guys can't afford rice and chicken, because no bank alert yet, so this one na to hold body till bank alert don show

bqlekan:
beans and egg, moi-moi and akara? like seriously? you wan purge her

baba that is balanced diet, it contains vitamin D, vitamin G and vitamin T, beans and egg gives strong teeth, and long life

Well as we all know, a bag of rice is now 22000 in some places like lagos and 25000 in some places like abuja while in banana island where i stay, it is sold for 160,000 per bag, even linda ikeji just bought 20 bags of rice recently

well back to the topic, since rice is costly and you know that you can't afford it, just cut your size according to your coat, sorry i mean cut your coast according to your side

so the list of foods you can buy in place of rice are
1- Beans and Egg- well, it may surprise you that beans is very cheap, your girlfriend will chop and belleful, and the egg would replace the chicken, it will help you to economise your cash in this buhari period, the only problem is the air pollution, but as a man, you can survive any condition, its love

2- Biscuit and purewater- well you can just buy digestive biscuit or fibre, like 10 biscuits, then carry it to the restaurant and order for purewater, so that they will know that you bought something in their restaurant, then balance in one romantic table with your girlfriend, thats all, so romantic

3- plantain chips and potatoe chips- well since there is no money for rice, just buy plantain chips, your girlfriend would love it, all you have to do is to put candle on the table, to make it more romantic and you can enjoy the sweet plantain chips mixed with vitamin D, F and Vitamin U, very nutritious

4- Egg roll and buns with coke- very romantic combination, a wife material would love you for giving her this combination on your romantic night, egg roll and buns is sold in all road outlets nationwide

5- Moimoi and Akara- some girls love moimoi and akara, so if you buy it for her, she will love you forever, just forget rice, buy moimoi today, and her love for you will multiply times 4

6- Yam and palm oil- very good and romantic combination


so incase you don't have money for rice and chicken, champange, rosey, salad, turkey, meat pie, pizza etc, just buy the little ones, economy di vewi vewi hard

Famutimi:
what about osun state abi state of osun

osun state is the best, food stuffs are cheap, 24 hours light, cheap transportation, tomatoes are cheap, you can build your house in osun state, a plot of land is not too costly, infact you will enjoy the state of osun, you can thank me later