Ishilove:

You need Jesus. So two adults cannot study the word together again?

i know na, i mean after the bible reading, una no go pray again ni?? After bible reading comes praise and worship to thank God for all the good things wey him don do, then una go end am with prayer, have you forgotten that am a pastor, pastor chief prof dr don herbalist otutupoyoyo1 of aba, any other otutupoyoyo is a counterfeit, carry Go, and cook better egusi soup for obino toh scopy

Ishilove:

It is very true. Obinoscopy and I have been having marathon bible study...in my house

hope you guys later did some hot and wonderful praise and worship and some miraculous fire breath taking hot burning prayers

ikp120:

Alright.

just alright? You no fit toast am ni

joliyp:
see moniker fairlyusepant

chai, babe you too fine, can i be your MMM- maga, mugu and mumu

Bluezy13:
Oh, this time they did not do praise and worship...


SMH

praise and worship for where? When madam dey chase houseboy, dem still dey market, maybe dem go do am later

Janet yewande nkechi bought 2 oranges and kept it on the table, so immediately okon her houseboy sited the oranges he ran towards it, and held her two oranges very tight, and licked one before the other one, so nkechi came back and discovered her oranges were not on the table again, and she knew that it is the handiwork of okon, so she went out and bought koboko and started chasing okon round the compound till they entered the market, i will upload the pics when i capture them, for now nkechi is still chasing okon in the market, let me snap the pics am coming...

Defaramade:
Fairly Baba, you sef dey shade person

hehehehe

McBrooklyn:



Did you just say N18M??

yes ooo, me sef shock

Smallville10:
Lord hv mercy... So u cross over to d new year wit dis same brain

no, i bought a new brain, i will soon replace it with the old one

Agnes titi nwakuche aka slimbitchtohroborobosexy went to one italian boutique like that in banana island and she saw one expensive pant like that, she wanted to show her friends that she was now a big girl so she check her access bank account balance, and she discovered that it was 18 million that was in her account, so she withdrew everything and bought the pant 18 million, so when she got home, she discovered the italian logo was not in the pant, so she called the company and told them that she did not see the italian logo in the pant, they now told her that the pant with the italian logo cost 36 million and the fairly used italian pant cost 18 million, that means in summary she just bought a fairly used pant, so she plans to sell it to anybody who would pay 18 million so that she will buy the new pants

interested buyers should contact okadigbo kunle on twitter to buy the pant, and you must show her your account balance before she can sell it for you, we don't need google playstore access bank account balance ooo, we need original one...

Adasun:

I decided to visit angelina aka sugar girl, so when i entered her house, she took me round the kitchen, palour, the other room, everywhere, then she removed her skirt that was used to cover the window and she showed me the back side of her house, how large and beautiful it was, she also showed me the front side, i was impressed, and she was very happy because the house was perfect, the way she wanted it, so we later did some praise and worship and i left to visit ijeoma funmi to also show me her house too

I was watching a nollywood film, nkechi the prayer warrior, when one man, ikenna sneaked inside nkechi room and streched his hands to touch her boobskie, i was just shouting ''nkechi wake up, nkechi wake up fast'', so nkechi woke up very fast, but i was confused whether it was my shouting that woke nkechi woke or it was part of the script, well to cut the story short, nkechi woke up immediately and gave ikenna a mighty thunderous alleluia snake biting hot miraculous breath taking smelling slap that sounded like bomb, ikenna was later carried to luth hospital for treatment, and they wrote ''TO GOD BE THE GLORY'' ''Appreciation'' that was the end of the movie, tomorrow i am still planning on watching nneka the snake girl...

mhisbliss:
i was a bit busy but its not stressful at all, how you doing

babe, your face looks familiar, are you titilayo obumneke nkechi the daughter of chief okafor tunji ajao the owner of flash enterprises, dealers in all kinds of cars, ranging from keke napep, bicycle and motorcycle

Nkiru obunaya titi was a very good bad girl, so she invited kunle atulegwu nnamdi to come so that she would show him something, she knew that kunle had a girlfriend, but she still went ahead and invited him over, so when he came, she removed her skirt and started to show him the logo of her new pant, it was an italian pant, she bought it for 85000 naira, she just wanted to show him that she was a big girl, this made kunle to feel very sad because he usually buys fairly used pants for his girlfriend, so kunle promised to work very hard so that he can make enough money to buy brand new panties for his babe, at least italian pants, american pants and kenyan pants, infact foreign pants was the best

Solowande:
LOL.... u bi correct guy. U understand sey na joke i dey

i grab wella

Fabulocity:
Lol Okirika, dem don finally release you from kirikiri maximum. But, why do they all have tribal marks?

yes ooo i have finally been released from nairaland kirikiri prison, its not easy, after 10 years in jail, we thank baba God


eh about the tribal marks, i saw it on their face so i drew it like that

Solowande:
i know dis guy, na kg 3 pupil 4 my nephew school

na kg 2 i dey, i go enter kg 3 next year

O my God, wow wow wow wow, so much love, after my release from Nairaland prison, me and my guys decided to go to elemushin pitch for the parry and the crowd that celebrated my release was too much, i even saw landforce and green jacket, and landforce performed his hit song ''you are such a mugu ooo, you are such a mugu ooo'', everybody were dancing away their sorrow i tried to snap the pics of the crowd but my phone caught fire so i had to draw the crowd

The first picture looks like a throwback pre wedding pics, she is black in her throwback pics and she is now fair in her throwfront pics, congratz to her

Imoy:

I am damn serious bae. I will like us to meet

na when you jam witch you go know say jesus is lord

Mehn , i don't know why girls are always careful and responsible, my sister in law chiamaka ukamaka titi came from the village yesterday to my house and as she was arranging my palour. she saw my expensive breakable tea cup on the table so she held with her two hands softly and placed it on the shelf, O lord, very responsible girl, always careful with anything she touches

share your experience in not more 300 words about girls that handle breakable things with care...

ring7:
Where dem dee

who be dat

I wonder why girls always ask God in their mind whether the guy is the right man for them when konji is holding them and a guy is by their side.

That was what happened to sister uzoamaka titilayo okafor snr, when brother timo aka bulldozer came to visit her and konji was holding amaka, so she kept on asking God in her mind ''is timo the right man for me, or not'', but konji was holding timo too, so he got down with the boogle down and while they were still doing the ife ntinye, uzoamaka was still asking ''baba God, are you sure that timo is really the right man for me, tell me ooo'' but no reply, two months later, an alert came, pregnancy alert and uzomaka don belle, instead of her to start crying she was still asking, is timo the right man for me, not knowing that there was network failure and her message were not getting to heaven on time
well to cut the story short, uzoamaka is now selling pepper and tomatoes in ogbuefi madagom market, and timo has ran away to iraq.

so in not more than 300 words, kindly write a descritive essay, describing the reasons why girls usually ask that kind of questions

Aniker:
Where is the pic?

have already put the pics there, have you seen it?

My neighbour was sitting down so all of a sudden she looked down and saw something coming out of her jeans skirt, only to discover that it was her 20 naira change, her jeans skirt pocket got torn, as in the pocket tear well well and she forgot to patch it

please kindly write a formal letter to my neighbour sister jane, telling her of the reasons why the jeans skirt got torn and the possible ways to avoid further tearing in the future, you have 30 minutes to do that, your time starts now...

Fabulocity:
Plix what is ntinye?

ntinye is man who was poor, but later became a rich man, he was hardworking, he caught lots of bush meat and made lots of money, this ntinye okafor jnr later became the richest man in his village, he married the princess of his village and they lived happily ever after only for him to wake up and realise that it was just a dream, he is still a poor man up till now, so in summary, ntinye is a poor man

Sandydayziz:
Guys do you know what happens when a mad man gets drunk?

the madman later gives his life to christ, that was what happened to my friend okafor mbelitem Quadri aaron, after taking four sachet of cold pure water he became drunk, it took the intervention of the army, the police and the navy to prevent him from running to the market stark nakked, but thank God, he has given his life to christ, instead of drinking 4 sachet pure water and getting drunk, he has decided to be drinking bottle water