That was how baba lekan ran mad too, he said he wanted to see his future. And he cooked imported weed mixed with osogbo weed and he added maggi and curry and also salt inside the weed soup, after 5 minutes, he removed all his clothes and walked naked to the market to buy onga so that it would give the soup sweet taste chai

So it happened that jacinta came to visit me in my five star room, so immediately she entered, she looked at the time and it was 10:30 pm, i was jeje on my own ooo, lying down on my first star bed and chatting, when she told me to drop my phone let us pray, we started prayers from night till morning, i was feeling exhausted and overpowered by jacinta on my bed, the prayers weakened me that i had to lie down without moving, but glory be to God, the prayers were okay, so we did the final praise and worship and jacinta left,



i tried to upload the pictures but my phone catch fire because of the fire prayers, i will upload it when i off the fire

Carolina aka sexy mama told me that before she can allow any man to open her skirt, he must have two plots of land in ota, one private jet, one aeroplane, one helicopter, one spacecraft, one aircraft and one witchcraft with Iphone 7 and he must be a big boy with too much cash

i will upload the pics by december, when the price of rice is 2000 per bag

Mama nneka just finished washing her clothes and she spread it on the rope and went inside, so a mighty wind blew from the north and mama nneka pant fell down, obinna was innocently passing on his own, when he noticed that something was on the floor, the colour of that thing has changed from white to blue, and the thing was bigger than his bedsheet, only for him to discover that it was mama nneka that has the pant, so he picked it up and spread it on the rope and used wire to tie the pant to the rope so that it won't fall again,


i will upload the pics when arsenal signs ashake of osogbo fc,,,,

Chai, they have caught you finally

this was the same thing that happened to papa chinedu, papa chinedu married his wife in 1952, so he and his family moved into a new apartment and settled down peacefully, so it happened that papa chinedu house rent was 50,000 per month, and he wanted the house rent to increase to 70000 per month as a big boy, but the agent told him that they will never increase it, that they are still planning on reducing the house rent, all of a sudden, papa chinedu became an FBI agent to investigate about the personal and classified details of the landlord, only for him to discover that the owner of the house was his wife mama chinedu, so he was happy and called mama chinedu his wife, then told her that he has discovered everything, that what mama chinedu was going to do is that, she must refund all the house rent he has been paying since 1952 till now, or else he would sell the house, so as usual na, mama chinedu begged him, and papa chinedu forgave her and said he would not pay any house rent again, and mama chinedu agreed to that, and they lived happily ever after.... THE END

This was the same thing that happened to papa nkechi, papa nkechi was dating iya titi aka iya rainbow, so one day, papa nkechi took iya titi to a pammy joint to get isi ewu and pepper soup with one big stout, so immediately message entered iya titi phone and papa nkechi opened the message only for him to discovered that it was papa emeka that sent iya titi the message, the message reads ''iya titi, you are so sweet in the bed, i am not a sex addict ooo, but can you come again let us solve that maths question again, we would use pythagoras rule this time'' papa nkechi got angry and broke up with iya titi, so papa nkechi went to meet john deal to borrow him one of his champagne bottle that he would return it, that he wants to use it to snap pics and upload it on facebook, i pity papa nkechi sha

EmperorLee:


Fairlyusedpant you no know this girl?

no pics Her face surely looks unfamiliar

sinaj:
they took d light wen I wnted to snap nude

unclad gini? Thank God they took the light, do you want papa nkechi to see the unclad pics? He would have reported it to pastor emeka

sinaj:
it's kul



all join for pre wedding pix


cute couple

babe, your pics looks dark, you forgot to ON the candle before taking the pics, or are you from kenya

The moral of the story is to date and marry a police woman today and remain bail free

to commit crime go dey hungry person, well happy life beating to the man sorry i mean happy married life to them...

Thats the latest trend

papa onemus would be like ''sweety lets take this selfie, i want to upload it on facebook and get 700 likes and 200 comments, but don't open your brown teeth ooo, it will make matters worst, the likes would dropped to 200 likes and don't smile too, your smile will damage the pics, just look at the camera like an OWL while i take the pics''

mama onemus would be like ''ok papa onemus, but can i say cheese?''

papa onemus- can't you hear common english, don't open your brown and grey teeth, saying cheese will open them, just look at the camera joor, are you ready?

Mama onemus- yes ma, sorry yes sir...

EFCChq:
who you epp?

FTC

wow, i just can't believe i was the first to comment, my dreams have come to past, i wanna say a big shoutout to my mummy and daddy, mr and mrs udonofit akansa okondo and to my aunty mrs ijeoma aka 2shotz, and also to aunty zainab, aunty bibanke, aunty juliat, aunty bode thomas, aunty ronke, aunty siliyat, aunty kuburat, aunty sefenat, aunty salisu, aunty kafayat, aunty badejo and the least but not the last aunty nkechi, and i also want to give baba God praise and worship, and i want daddy and mummy to buy me ice cream when they are coming back

dj play for me fada fada by phyno ft olamide,

Yes, you can sleep with the girl, but when you sleep with her and after 9 months she gives birth to a bouncing baby boy, please remember to give your son the name - PoliticalMUMU .... So that when i see your son on the road, and i want to greet him, i would be like ''mumu hw far na, hw far that your thug father?''

I was shocked when tina visited me, so she dropped her bag on the chair and went out to make a call, so i checked the bag and saw a CD player there, as we all know, CD player means compact disc player which can only be played on either a portable dvd, or dvd player or cd rom or a laptop, we can watch movies on cds and also music, so i took out the cd and opened the wrapper of the cd and inserted it in my cd rom, i later discovered that it was music that was inside the cd, immediately, i played it, the next thing i heard was ''oya shakiti bobo'' see gbedu, even tina heard the music and came inside to dance, even mama titi the woman that sells tomatoes opposite baba lekan shopping plaza, left her market outside and came inside to dance too, even mama nkechi the truck pusher joined in the dance, infact ghost workers also came to dance too, then our stingy landlord baba shilekunkimwole brought us his ileya chicken, according to him, he could not afford the ram, well we chop the thing, and dance till daybreak



right now at this moment, we are still dancing, i will upload the pics when we finish dancing...

MissViv:
thanks alot @ firstkings

how much will you pay me? I collect payment in cash or kind

Ha thats too bad, that was what happened to okafor jnr, okafor jnr had one goat which he called rufus, he loved the goat so much that he washed the plates of the goat, fed the goat, bath the goat, bought pizza for the goat, sang sweet and romantic songs for goat and even took the goat on a vacation to italy, until one day he met titilayo, and he fell in love with her, so okafor told her that he wants to marry her, but titilayo told him that he has to choose one option, it is either he chooses the goat or he chooses her, right now, okafor is still thinking ... I will inform you guys later when he changes his mind

Pabloosas:
Read the story up to a point and had to scroll back up to check the op's name....he never ceases to amaze me fairlyusedpant (Uk or chinese?)

no be chinese, na iraq

Smellymouth:
Fairlyusedpant, your Fada!!

This guy sha.. Everybody know say he nor go post pishure but we must view the thread..

hehehehehe, i go post pincture next time

bibijay123:



i like ur sense of humor + u don't get angry, some ppl wld ve thrown tantrum. sha don't forget to post the pix wen u get ur gen back.

lolz, you no get wahala... Pics coming up

ErnieSmallzz:
biko b4 u add that 38" to ur sense, format that 4" first,

ok i would do that after the recession

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ErnieSmallzz:
so u knw u dnt have sense?

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I have small sense na, it is just that my sense capacity is currently 4GB, i wanna buy 28GB sense, to make the total sense 32GB, maximum capacity, shey it is better?

Wizzyblack3:
Wetin i find come dis thread?

na mama nkechi you come find, and she don go market, come back tomollow

ErnieSmallzz:
but Op, when will you have sense na?

very soon my dear

I wanted to surprise ndidi, so i decided to get her an I phone 7 brand new phone, the tokunbo i phone 7 was 15,000 naira in village computer, so i decided to get her the 450000 naira i Phone 7 with wireless earpiece, wireless mouthpiece and wireless bluetooth, so as usual na, i stood up from my bed, did my normal praise and worship and some prayers, took my bath, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, cleaned my pink lips and later wore a clean cloth, then i went to shoprite to buy the I phone 7, because they do sell original products there, i bought it for 449,999, i collected 1 naira change, then i headed to ndidi house, and i knocked on the door, and she opened the door, and i said ''surprise surprise, i just got you an I phone 7'' and i gave it to her, the next thing i knew, she fell on her bed, opened her two legs wide, and stood up, and fell back again and stood up again, and she was jumping up and down in the room, she was really happy, she said it was her dream to have an I phone 7, that she has always dreamt about it, so after the jubiliation, we did some praise and worship and some prayers and i left


i will upload the pics when the mechanic brings back our generator (BBOG)

I was shocked when i saw agnes and brother sam alone in the room, only for me to discover that they were do a quickie maths calculations, agnes maths gce paper was the next day, so she and brother sam were doing a fast revision calculations, to remember all that they have read, agnes is a very good girl , as a matter of fact, her father is from ogun state, and her mother is from abia state while her aunty is from nasarrawa state, so she is truly a hardworking girl and she plans on getting A1 in her maths exam


i will upload the pics when i finish eating this beans and egg filled with vitamin G, vitamin H and vitamin Q, very nutritious

EFCChq:
na so you promise mhisbliss defence tonight and you failed like you always will, iso eau brain

chai nairalanders and midnight fight fight

blackberlin:

lol . ... u funny die

very funny someborri

EmperorLee:



Fairlyusedpant u sabi this girl?

ha, pretty tickle mimi aka sexyslimfinesweetlips , she is very familiar, you don't need to ask, as a matter of fact i saw her yesterday in shoprite trying to buy moimoi and akara, she wore blue bumshort, red macaroni top, green eyelass and white high heel, infact she wore colour riot, her calabar name is iniobong imobong udonofit