I amu back again with a fresh new tutorial, this tutorial will catapult you to a level of medicinenatism of a scaletalonoly to a breezomanior, incase you don't understand, don't bother in asking because even me to, i no understand

first of all my people, it is time for introduction, as you all know me, my names are chief otutupoyoyo 1 with titles - aka di ocha 1 of aba, the odogwu igwe 2 of owerri, the ndi praise and worship master 1 of nsukka, the only one that ate gala and drank lacasera for 30 days and survived, chai well let me not go further, as a professional who studied woman and pant affairs from the university of watchingtea and also got an M.Sc in woman related studies and allied matters from the university of fada fada science and technopantology, with these my fellow degrees, i think i am capable and recapable to convince and not to confuse you that kissing a girl is very easy, but doing it the wrong way comes with a slap...


Well the tutorials has begun, pick up your pen and pencil and start writing this important points

first of all, you don catch the girl, congratz to you, second of all, to kiss the girl dey hungry you, but she has been doing shakara for you, or maybe you are shy, if you want to kiss a girl, remove that shyness from your body and focus on your main mission, anytime you are with her, stop talking boring stories with her like how nigeria will beat madagascar tommorrow or how donald chinedu trump okechukwu won the presidential election, no no no, boring shits, that would drive the girl away, just focus on telling her sweet things like how she is so beautiful and how her face glows in the night, we know you are lying, but just continue, then try to touch her face, you can use style and touch her face gently and tell her that you thought you noticed something on her face, she will pardon you, don't stop there ooo, just tell her that her cheek looks soft like an angelic type of cheek, she begins to smile, then touch it again, this time tell her more sweet words, that her lips looks sweet that you wish you can feel how an angel's lips feels like, start drawing your face closer to hers, she is already in love with you, then sharp sharp you can plant a kiss on her lips, O God, she will be like you are so sweet, then reply her with another sweet kiss, gbagam you don catch am



but if you do not follow these steps correctly, she may reset your destiny with a hot tantalising alleluia sweet slap,

if it works, you can thank me latter

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Reporting live from the accident scene, a terrible accident involving a korope (small bus) and an okada just occured this afternoon, it was gathered that the okada rider suffered a major injury, with a scratch on his face, he was immediately rushed to the hospital, while the korope driver suffered a minor injury.

We are still yet to get some details about the okada rider yet, as he is now receiving some treatment in the hospital, but no lives and properties were lost, the passengers in the korope are safe.

this is chief otutupoyoyo1 reporting for joys fm 41.9...

Source- EYE witness

cc lalasticlala ogbonna 1 of aba

Fabulocity:
Different strokes, I guess. Personally, I like guys that appeal to my intellect.
Anyway, Fairlyused, I thought you were a fine boy with pink lips na That alone should make girls to fall left, right and center for you.You don't need all these process and tips to hook girl.

my sister, most fine girls are too shy to approach a guy, but they would be giving us the break light ooo, so it is left for us to make the move, then gbagam we don catch them, but as a pastor wey i be, na preaching and evangelism we dey always do with lots of praise and worship, have you forgotten that am a good boy

padi94:
What if her handwritting is bad
What if she does nt want to give you her not
What if she doesnt like copying note
What if she doesnt even attend classes regularly
What if your lecturers dey eye her 2
What if she has a cultist boyfrnd
What if she only prefers COCUMBER
What if another guy from your class is paroling her
What if she is not in your department or class
What if the girl na deaf and dumb
What if you are a stammarer
What if she offers you a text book where the not was gotten from
What if she refers you to some1 else to get d note

These are the things i need to know

good question, girls are just like eggs, some eggs are always dirty, so you need to wash it to make it clean and you also have to handle it well so that the egg will not break,
also girls are moved by words, if you tell a girl that her handwriting is bad, she might hate you for that, so keep quiet, girls only want to hear the good side of things and not the bad side
so if her handwriting is bad, you can skip that part and just tell her that her note is easy to understand, that she is really quite attentive in class, gbagam, she will feel happy for the praise

if she does not give you her note, then don't force her, leave her for now, wait for my episode 2 for other methods

the other questions are related to each other
let me summarise it for u
if her boyfriend is a badboy, then leave her, it is not advisable to date a girl who has a boyfriend or she is married, very bad, i won't encourage it
if a lecturer is eyeing her, wetin concern you?, do you things secretly and quietly, nobody will know, if a girl likes you, she don like you be that, no lecturer can change her mind

i drop my pen for here, till next time

Fabulocity:
Gbam! Intelligent guys are very attractive! Nothing better than a guy that you find mentally appealing.

thats a big fat lie, during my time, i got the highest score in a faculty course, my name was announced in the hall, but this did not draw girls closer to me, most fine girls don't even like mixing up with intelligent guys, they love mixing up with guys who are romantic, caring, knows how to compose sweet lines and keeps spending money on them, the major problem we have here is that some guys are afraid of meeting a fine girl, they don't know the right method, so this is the first step, i won't boast oo, but i have talked to 80 percent of the biggest and finest chick in my faculty then, was it hard? NO, only if you know the way, and this finest chicks don't mingle with guys anyhow, infact guys are always afraid to come closer to them, if a guy knows the techniques, then he would catch any finest chick

and my thread said guys only, what are you girls doing inside here eh! You and chocolatme

danielconstant:
What if Una dey different department?? You ram..

then wait for episode 2, coming shortly....

They are good steps to follow if you wanna catch that fine girl that has been doing shakara on campus

first of all, let me introduce myself, as you all know me, i am chief otutupoyoyo1 of ogadinma village the only igwe atulegwu praise worship master 1 of abagana , i have a B.Sc in womanology from the harvard university of science and tankology uganda and i also went to japan for my M.Sc in pant and related women affairs, i got a first class upper, well let me not go further before the girls start dying for me

well the steps are very easy, just follow it wisely, any mistake comes with a hot slap from the fine girl

first of all since you have discovered the girl is fine and you are falling in lust with her, congratulations to you, but the problem is how to approach her, well worry no more, the solution is here, just check your class timetable, yeah yeah you have a class by 8am, just go to the class as late as 8:30am, so it is either you sneak inside the class or you wait outside, when the class is over just approach her, compose yourself, don't feel shy, be bold, just tell her that you came late for the class and you need her note to copy the part you missed. gbagam, lo and behold she gives you the note, you have completed STEP 1

STEP 2, try to return the note on time, maybe the next day, but try to compose some sweet lines, when you give her the note, just tell her that she has a fine hand writing and her note was very clear, easy to understand, no mistakes and you felt like keeping the note for yourself, that you never knew that a pretty girl like her could write so lovely like this -- she begins to smile, you don catch am, very easy, but gbagam gbagam don't invite her over to your rubbish apartment, be patience, the next time you see her, always try to make her smile, tell her sweet sweet tinz, like telemundo or love stories not papa ajasco or jenifa, eh i will stop here , to be continued....

PRESS RELEASE- DUE TO THE RECENT BAN, ALL PRAISE AND WORSHIP THREADS HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED

following the recent ban of one chief otutupoyoyo 1, a lot of protest took place in different quarters of the country, with all of them carrying a placard with the hastag on it #freefairlyusedpant

according to hassan chinedu sule from the federal republic of iraq, he said ''haaaa, i did not know that they do ban people in nigeria too, right here in iraq they do ban us from going about with our usual business which is playing and throwing all varieties of bomb, we hope the government will do something about it''

speaking with chief kunle ahmed nnaji, he said ''my brother, what have seen with my korokoro eyes is too much for my eyes to carry, infact i feel like cutting off my eyes, this adolf hitler is going to ban all of us from ogbete market if care is not taken, the federal government needs to set up a zero-man panel to investigate this tyranny or this adolf hitler will dethrone the president, ban the president wife, destroy ogbete market and turn nigeria upside, chai,''

mama nkechi the tomato sells at NNPC groundnut station also lamented that she had to migrate from ogbete market to onitsha market, that anytime she stays in ogbete market, they must ban her, that she has given up

speaking with elder pastor deacon doctor chief otutupoyoyo 1, the only man that commanded let there be light, and there was light in lekki but they took light in mushin, he said ''my fellow nigerians, as a result of the recent ban by adolf hitler himself for 5 years, I chief otutupoyoyo 1 with the power invested in me by dasuki officially put and end to all the praise and worship till further notice or till adolf hitler have been dethroned, please bear with us

this is emeka donald tunji reporting for joys fm 41.9

The bra was sooooo big that it got mama nkechi, sister titilayo, mama ibikunle, iya zainab, papa chinedu, papa okon and iya tomiwa talking

up till now they are still talking

the pics is down there

rmdayo:


We in same shoes, da card thing don't work again on Nysc site.. Thinkn of going to nysv secretariat tomorrow

alright try to go there on time, the earlier the better

Rebekkah:
abbiie25 where is your testimony noun??! All of you should not forget to give thanks o. G.E

my testimony is that i selected borno, yobe, zamfara and kebbi i hope i am safe

sirpelu:
Hello room I'm having issues with my date of birth instead of 93 I was given 92. Wah can I do bout dis

you have to try and rectify it on time, it looks like they do buy a scratch card for it, you were suppose to correct it on time before ur skul sent the list to nysc, just meet the person that registered it for u, so that he can direct u on the steps to take, you can thank me later

EmperorLee:



My nigga . You scarce ooh, wetin dey sup na.

my oga, na work they steal my time ooo, but we still dey catch up with things wey dey happen for here, how your baby mamas dey na

EmperorLee:


Cheaper than Fairlyusedpant I mean fairly used pant

See this simple romantic maths question, very easy, but they were laughing instead of solving it, even lalasticlala would solve the question sef, very simple o lord

PHEMIEY:

that is a special adviser on the other room mattaz

surpriseMe:
I pray the babes there go free me mk I serve my country wella o..

just hold enough cash, make dem babes no finish your money for mami side

iAmHelen:
Hahahaha!!!

Wait o


This ya moniker is outta this world!
Abi I should run ni?

you are safe my dear, i don't bite, so no run, you sef choose borno, jigawa, zamfara and yobe right?

surpriseMe:
me wey don work ham go lag already.
see u..no tym mehn

ehhhh baddest, i tuale for you oo, Lagos don sure for you be that, oya begin dey prepare your toasting lines so that you go catch one fine babe for camp, no go dull yourself and















and don't read what i typed up there, always remember that you are serving your country, so serve nigeria well

surpriseMe:
how nice..I also opt for lag, abj akwa ibom and kwara...lag go sure for u.

lagos - you need long leg
abuja - long leg
akwaibom- short leg
kwara- no leg, very easy, oya start praying

iAmHelen:
I smh.
I must tell Aishat about this. You were the brain behind what PMB said.
I am a patroit!!!

aisha buhari would always tell you that her horseband is always right kitchen here i come

MissHatey:
thanks

Lag
Abj
Phc
Kaduna

lagos- very hard to get
abuja- very hard to get
rivers - partially easy to get
kaduna - very easy to get

oya start praying fire prayers

5 important things that always happen or can be found in the Other room

1- For early morning devotion- as a christain, when you wake up from sleep, the next thing is to do the early morning devotion like some praise and worship and some prayers while for the muslims, they do their normal prayers

2- Always quiet- the other room is always known for its quiet and peaceful nature, no noise, no sound, just sleep like a baby and wake up like a baby

3- For sexual activities
every sexual activities like early morning press up, or 69 or any style always take place in the other room, filled with action and war in some cases

4- For discussion of family matters or boyfriend to girlfriend matters- any issue on things like what to eat, nepa bills, children school fees and the rest are most times discussed in the other room

5- where clothes are kept- most times, we do keep our neat clothes in the other room, the wardroom where clothes are kept can be found in the other room

add urs

cc lalasticlala shey na lie?