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Romance / Re: I Met Jane In ''The Other Room'', What Happened Next Was Shocking (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:27pm On Oct 16, 2016
ILoveToFuCcK:
You fυck am? undecided
immpossicant grincheesy
Romance / I Met Jane In ''The Other Room'', What Happened Next Was Shocking (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:34pm On Oct 16, 2016
So as usual na, i was feeling bored and i decided that i wanna visit someone today, so i remembered jane my good friend, then i decided to get up from my bed then i did my morning devotion, then i brused my teeth, took my bath, combed my hair and rubbed mary kay sorry powder on my face and i wore a clean shirt and a black neat jeans, then i headed to the road to board a bus to jane house, then when i got to jane house, i knocked on the door, but she did not reply, then i opened the door, and i checked the palour, she was not there, i then went to the kitchen to check her, but she was not there, then i remembered that if she is not in the palour or in the kitchen then she must be in the other room, then i went to the other room and lo and behold she was there, infact she was playing music that she did not hear when i was knocking

what happened next was shocking, can you believe that she went to the kitchen and came back with pure water and two biscuits, o lord just two bisi kit, mehn a whole chief like me, chopping two biscuits? Well i use style style to chop it sha, and we gisted small, and did the normal praise and worship and i left

i will upload the pics when i finish chopping the biscuit

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Religion / Re: Going To Different Churches Every Sunday Just For Refreshment Is It Good Or Bad? by fairlyusedpant: 8:15am On Oct 16, 2016
Lalasticlala happy sunday bro, cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: Rose Entered Inside My Bathroom While I Was Unclad And I Was Urged To... (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:55pm On Oct 14, 2016
Winnelyn:

Oh lawd here comes another one shocked

Jezyfreezman:


Another madman grin

gringringringringrin

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Romance / Re: Rose Entered Inside My Bathroom While I Was Unclad And I Was Urged To... (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:53pm On Oct 14, 2016
KissChris:
I blame myself

I knew what to expect, but I still entered here. cry

cry

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Romance / Re: Rose Entered Inside My Bathroom While I Was Unclad And I Was Urged To... (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:52pm On Oct 14, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin



Y on earth u wake up? Go back to sleep and continue it.. Who knows she'll reveal something.. Like numbers so u can bet it in Lotto...
ADONBELIVIT let me go back to sleep , two sure numbers on point cheesycheesycheesy

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Romance / Rose Entered Inside My Bathroom While I Was Unclad And I Was Urged To... (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 3:42pm On Oct 14, 2016
Rose my neighbour entered inside my bathroom while i was unclad and i was urged to push her away and quickly wake up from the dream, O lord, i started firing bulldozer prayers to rebuke that dream, chai it was really a bad dream ooo, a whole pastor like me, akant take it no more...


well i will upload the pics when i warn rosemary to stop entering my dreams again...

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Romance / Re: Here Is A List Of Insane Nairalanders And The Disease Affecting Them by fairlyusedpant: 1:21pm On Oct 14, 2016
Smallville10:
Stupidity : this young man; i just cant get my hands on what is wrong with him... The medical records are complicated but i suspect he is going through LUDIGRINUS-QUIQUILOSIS... But we cant say


Fairlyusedpant : this young man has a complicated case of BRAIN POLIO-DAGRALOPHYNE and a mind disorder known as INVOLUNTARY- TERMAGANT MALODOROSIS, this sickness may affect his phrenology and presently we have no cure...


These are all i have... Thank u
what is the cure to the sickness doctor?? gringringringringrin
Romance / Re: .. by fairlyusedpant: 8:10pm On Oct 13, 2016
thatNUPEboy:
Virgin? Has the meaning changed grin grin grin
she is a virgin with two kids

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Romance / Re: Busted Male Romancelander by fairlyusedpant: 7:27pm On Oct 13, 2016
Lolita6:

Lol
so you met a nairalander first time and he knacked you akpako, and you said he lasted 3 min, as in, are you trying to tells us that you are a time keeper too?

I was just wondering, who lie pass between you and lai mohammed, devil na learner for your side cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: Busted Male Romancelander by fairlyusedpant: 7:10pm On Oct 13, 2016
EmperorLee:


Your moniker don serve hin term finish grin cheesy
na ECOWAS and UNO pardon am cheesy
Romance / Re: Rain Was Falling, And Chioma Dipped Her Hand Inside My Boxers And S..(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:23pm On Oct 13, 2016
NIGHTMAREOO7:
grin. This boy if u continue like this. We will nolonger see u on nairaland but in d market grin
gringringrin

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Romance / Re: Rain Was Falling, And Chioma Dipped Her Hand Inside My Boxers And S..(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:22pm On Oct 13, 2016
chojo3000:
Ewu Hausa
Ewu Gambia grincheesy

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Romance / Re: Rain Was Falling, And Chioma Dipped Her Hand Inside My Boxers And S..(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:21pm On Oct 13, 2016
bibijay123:
una no do praise and worship as usual? shocked
my sister, we no do praise and worship today oo, i actually went for evangelism, so no time, but we are going to do a power packed praise and worship and some miraculous prayers by tommorrow... cheesycheesycheesy

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Romance / Rain Was Falling, And Chioma Dipped Her Hand Inside My Boxers And S..(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 4:00pm On Oct 13, 2016
Rain was falling heavily in my side, and chioma was feeling cold, so she dipped her hands inside my boxer's box to pick out the key to my closet and she opened the closet and took out my sweater to cover her body, the cold was too much, well it was a good thing she did... Prevention is better than cure, it is better for her to prevent the cold than to allow the cold to enter her body, odikwa vewi vewi risky

i will upload the pics when thunder starts striking

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Nairaland / General / Re: Thunder Kills 21 Cows In Nasarawa by fairlyusedpant: 1:59pm On Oct 13, 2016
This is serious, thunder has finally strike again, it looks like the thunder in the north is more powerful than the thunder in the east and west, the federal government needs to set up a 7 man- panel to investigate this brutal killings of these innocent cows by one unknown killer by name mr thunder, we would also want to use this opportunity to call on the international bodies like UNO, FAO, ECOWAS, OPEC, YAHOO YAHOO, 419 and other bodies to investigate these killings so that such events would not repeat itself again in the future.

May the gentle souls of these lovely and innocent cows rest in peace. AMEN

signed BUHARI ssce, junior waec, nursery school waec
--- minister of cows and infrastructure


IF YOU WANT THIS TYPE OF THUNDER TO STRIKE YOUR ENEMIES AND BAD BELLE PEOPLE FAST FAST AND ALSO THAT VILLAGE WITCH THAT ALWAYS FOLLOW YOU UP AND DOWN... YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ...

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Education / Re: Solve This Mathematicians (word Problem) by fairlyusedpant: 12:44pm On Oct 13, 2016
abdulmuqsit15:
If 4 men can clear a peice of land in 32 days. How many days will it take 3 men to clear thesame peice of land with thesame energy capacity?...WITH EXPLANATION PLS.
1 man would use 128 days
3men would use 43 days
4 men would use 32 days
8 men would use 16 days
and so on
i hope u grab?
Education / Re: Solve This Mathematicians (word Problem) by fairlyusedpant: 12:38pm On Oct 13, 2016
YourWife:
40days I guess
For 32 days, each man put in 8 days of work.
So, in d case of 3 men, d 8days work will be added to them.
OP abeg I no fit disturb my brain
to me it is wrong oo
4 men did a piece of work for 32
therefore 3 men would use more than 32 days, not less than 32 days

now using inverse proportion
4 men did a piece for work for 32days
therefore 1 man would do that piece of work for 4* 32 = 128
then 3 men would do the work for 128/3 = 42.6666 that is approximately 43 days i 2s.f thats all
Romance / Re: The Most Matured People On This Section by fairlyusedpant: 12:26pm On Oct 13, 2016
Any fairly used girl here

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Romance / Re: Shocking!!! I Saw Nneka And Daddy Lekan In The Room Unclad See What I Did (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:13pm On Oct 12, 2016
olawealth1000:
When you smoke Oshogboweed without the elders intervention.
osogbo weed no sweet, na jamaican weed dey sweet pass gringringrin
Romance / Shocking!!! I Saw Nneka And Daddy Lekan In The Room Unclad See What I Did (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 4:23pm On Oct 12, 2016
O my gosh, i was just watching a nigerian movie and i saw nneka and daddy lekan getting down to do the thing, the next thing i did was to OFF my television, i don't like watching bad things, its not good for me, so after switching OFF the t.v, i just did some praise and worship and some prayers and i slept off


i will upload the pics when i wake
Romance / Re: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by fairlyusedpant: 6:32pm On Oct 09, 2016
Samyj247:
no she is not d one..her name is Folalade obuntumi. she is very dark in complexion wetin mk me lv her b say her Toto de smell fish fish
hehehehe gringringringringrin
Romance / Re: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by fairlyusedpant: 6:06pm On Oct 09, 2016
Folalade:

Babe abeg who he dey follow talk?
babe, your face looks familiar, are you fola durotimi timilehin arugbo joy the daughter of mrs okpo titi, you use to sell akara opposite nepa junction ibadan near fijabi market, i bought akara from you for 50 naira, yesterday, can you still remember

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Stfuareyoug0d And Prettythicksme Pre-wedding Pics#part 1 by fairlyusedpant: 3:57pm On Oct 09, 2016
Chai, i been jump enter heaven when i read the topic, but when i read the contents of the topic i decided to come dow slowly back to earth with my holy cane angry

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Religion / Re: Going To Different Churches Every Sunday Just For Refreshment Is It Good Or Bad? by fairlyusedpant: 12:22pm On Oct 09, 2016
modelmike7:
Keep going on with it. We understand it is recession time.
well recession do cause it sha, but it is better for the person to have one permanent church and seek for financial help from the welfare team than to become a waka about master cheesy
Religion / Re: Going To Different Churches Every Sunday Just For Refreshment Is It Good Or Bad? by fairlyusedpant: 12:19pm On Oct 09, 2016
finalboss1:
haha i get guys wey dey into this ..hahaha
dem plenty for that ministry, na God go save person sha cheesycheesy
Religion / Going To Different Churches Every Sunday Just For Refreshment Is It Good Or Bad? by fairlyusedpant: 12:01pm On Oct 09, 2016
To me i feel it is a very bad habit, when some people go to different churches every sunday just for chop chop, i still remember one of my room mate in school back then, he came to my church and when they called for first timers to stand up, he stood up, and as usual na, after the praise and worship and the prayers , we shared the grace and we all left, only the first timers were asked to wait, and it has been a tradition in my church to always entertain the first timers with refreshment, from minerals like coke, fanta and pepsi to donuts, egg rolls, biscuits and anything that will belleful you, so after that day, he did not come to the church again, i did not even smell his shadow. The next sunday, he went to RCCG and he ate another food there, and the next upper sunday was the same, the one that made me to cry was when he was narrating how he went to christ embassy and he receive a sweet hug from the welcome team, and he came out for the first timers again, and they gave him another menu menu, this time, they gave him fried rice and mineral and it was better that the other ones they gave him in other churches, i felt like giving him a holy knock on the head, its really bad oo


even some people usually come to church only when they hear that brother timothy is doing his birthday and they would share rice and chicken or when they hear sister nkiru onuegbu just got engaged to brother titus nwachukwu and they would be doing their engagement party in church, that is the only time you would see those people in church, any other sunday without chop chop is a public holiday, you won't see them.


cc lalasticlala nwa aba 1 can you also share your experience too

you can also share your view...
Romance / Re: Ladies Lounge..life,love,dressing,food And Everything Ladylike.(season 2) by fairlyusedpant: 5:36pm On Oct 08, 2016
MzLarem:
me too except when i'm on.
ON the phone
Romance / Re: We Are Currently Looking For The Guy That Got Nneka Pregnant By Touching (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:59am On Oct 08, 2016
Akanbibabatunde:
Actually, my Porsche was parked outside the bar and I was on my third bottle ...popping champagne and washing my feet with it..when it happened.. That village girl haven't seen it... Gosh! I was damnn embarrassed. angry.. Had to pull my yezzy's for her to confirm i didn't hide it there... Not the fake patoranking yeezy bla bla undecided
too much of watching nollywood movies ...
Romance / Re: We Are Currently Looking For The Guy That Got Nneka Pregnant By Touching (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:53am On Oct 08, 2016
jonaifame22:
If I confess,promise me you won't involve the police
we won't involve the police, we would only involve the boys scouts, the man o war and the girls guide, thats all gringringrin

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Romance / We Are Currently Looking For The Guy That Got Nneka Pregnant By Touching (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:26pm On Oct 07, 2016
It happened that sister nneka nwachukwu titilayo aka broomstickangel went to a night club for the first time, she just wanted to see how a night club looks like, that was how she entered and she saw people dancing shakiti bobo and the rest of the latest dance, so she sat at one corner, and after like 10 minutes, NEPA took light, o God, and the generator got burnt, sorry got spoilt, can you believe that sister nneka started feeling some touchy touchy stuff during the black out, she tried to ON her torch light phone, the torch no gree ON, that was how nneka was just saying ''stop touching, ooo don't touch my skirt oo, stop it na'' she did not know who was touching her, well to cut the story short, after 30 minutes, NEPA restored the light and she did not see anybody by her side, so she got confused, well after three months, she went for a test for malaria, and the doctor said she is three months pregnant, now we are still searching for the person that was doing that touchy touchy in that night, please report to the nearest nepa station incase you are the one

i will upload the pics when we see the touchy touchy daddy

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Romance / Re: It Was So Sweet And Exciting As Jane Was Rubbing The Top Of My D.... (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:11pm On Oct 06, 2016
ikombe:
Thunder fire you for dere op undecided

chojo3000:
May Jupiter strike ur flaccid D dia

gringringringringringringringrin

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