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Romance / She Told Him To Service Her Engine And He Brought Out His Very Long (sexy Pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:29pm On Apr 02, 2017
So it happened that ijeoma aishatu car got spoilt, so she called tony her car repairer, and she told him to service the engine of her car, and he brought out his long spanner and started to knack and knack and knack till the engine started working, and he also poured anoiting oil on the car, and he told her that he has repaired the car to the stage that it can drive for 2 days without fuel, well she believed him and she wanted to reach benin that day, so she started driving from lagos, and her car stopped at ibadan expressway, she was shocked, both the engine, fuel tank, side mirror and tire got burnt, she was crying and she called tony and asked him why did her car stop, that she thought that he told her that the car would drive for 2 days, but tony just shouted on the phone ''APRIL FOOL'' heehehe, up till now, ijeoma is still cursing tony on the phone, she said may the thunder of sambisa forest relocate to lagos and fire him there, well to cut the story short, she slept on the side of the ibadan expressway road till the next morning, then in the morning she started pushing her car from ibadan expressway to benin

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Get Together Party (Easter Version) by fairlyusedpant: 9:11pm On Mar 27, 2017
rosalieene:

cheesy grin
babe, try to come to the pool parry na, wizkid, davido, ronaldinho, obama and rihanna are going to be there, as a matter of fact i just saw a miss call from beyonce, she just asked for the venue, she is coming too, you will swim well well... Hope you are still coming? cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: She Was In Her Period But She Still Went Ahead And Did The Otuogene Style (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:55pm On Mar 27, 2017
ikp120:
Hahahahahhahahhahahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Clown you deserve an award like that EFCC guy! grin grin grin grin grin
gringringringringrin
Romance / She Was In Her Period But She Still Went Ahead And Did The Otuogene Style (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:31pm On Mar 27, 2017
So angelica chika zainab just saw her period after 15 years, and she was very happy, she knew she was in her period ooo, but she still went ahead and did the otuogene style, it is a dancing step, where they said ''put your hand in your chest, and your hand on your waist skelewu skelewu'' that skelewu dance, but in angelica village they called the dance otuogene, but the dance is meant for mental patient, so some passerby were just looking at angelica as a mental patient as she continued to dance her otuogene style aka skelewu, well to cut the story short, angelica is still in the psychiatric hospital, still dancing otuogene as i type this now...

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Romance / Re: He Was So Good On The Bed That She Was Just Shouting Wow Wow Wow Wow(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:57pm On Mar 24, 2017
olarwhumy6:
Lol, she b ambulance?
i tire for am ooo cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / He Was So Good On The Bed That She Was Just Shouting Wow Wow Wow Wow(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 4:57pm On Mar 24, 2017
Sister ronke chiamaka houseboy okon was so good on bed issues, he arranged her bed very well, by putting the pillow case in the right place, making the bed mattress smooth and clean, he also sprayed perfume in the room, he opened the room curtain, place a flower near the bed to give it a good scent, infact he tried, so when madam ronke came back, she was very happy that she was just shouting wow wow wow wow wow wow wow, infact she cooked fried rice and chicken for okon for a job well done, after that they went to church for praise and worship, okon is such a good houseboy.

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Romance / Re: She Opened His Zip, Took Out His Banana And Ate It Like A Professional (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:49pm On Mar 20, 2017
JoyTracy:
Which of the banana are you talking of?
how many banana do we have? Am talking of the normal banana that is white is colour, that we use to eat with white rice, that banana that monkeys like na cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: She Opened His Zip, Took Out His Banana And Ate It Like A Professional (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:47pm On Mar 20, 2017
anotherydz:
cry Maybe you are a monkey. Just saying
gringringrin
Romance / Re: Nairaland Get Together Party (Easter Version) by fairlyusedpant: 8:41pm On Mar 20, 2017
kimbra:
Lol, You could show with boo boo. grin
buh baby can i take you to the pool parry? You can bring your dogs along with you.... Or did you steal the dog pics too like that nollywood actress oge okoye

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Get Together Party (Easter Version) by fairlyusedpant: 8:38pm On Mar 20, 2017
Poooollll parrry gringringrin
Romance / She Opened His Zip, Took Out His Banana And Ate It Like A Professional (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:20pm On Mar 20, 2017
So okafor okon kunle aka C-money came back from work and was very tired, and he bought banana on his way back home, so he put the banana in his bag and slept off, unknown to him that his daughter agnes maggi was around, so maggi quickly went to his bag, she opened the zip of his bag, took out his banana, and she ate it like a professional, his banana was too sweet, that she took another banana and ate again, she did not know when she finished all the bananas, so she ran to her room and pretended as if she was sleeping, so when okafor woke up, he checked his bag to eat some bananas, and he discovered that his bananas has disappeared, so he cried and cried and cried, while his daughter maggi came to console him, she said ''daddy, there is a reason for everything, don't cry again daddy, i am here for you'' but okafor refused and cried for 5 days and night, well to cut the story short, okafor later bought another banana, and he ate it quickly like a professional, he wanted to be careful this time around...

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Romance / Re: She Held It As A Prof, Positioned Her Nyash Well And Sat Gently On Top Of (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:24pm On Mar 18, 2017
UniQuegrACE:
LMAO, you moniker sef, e get as e bi oooo
gringringrin
Romance / Re: She Held It As A Prof, Positioned Her Nyash Well And Sat Gently On Top Of (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:24pm On Mar 18, 2017
Smallville10:
Hahahahahahahaha fairlyusedpant u never still get sense abi. Abeg go buy na
i go buy am very soon, E dey vewi vewi costly, i wan collect loan from central bank so that i go use am buy the sense gringringrin
Romance / Re: She Held It As A Prof, Positioned Her Nyash Well And Sat Gently On Top Of (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:46pm On Mar 18, 2017
UniQuegrACE:
receive sense op!
AMEN!!! gringringrin
Romance / She Held It As A Prof, Positioned Her Nyash Well And Sat Gently On Top Of (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:42pm On Mar 18, 2017
So it happened that kikelomo aishatu ngozi aka slimchicktohsexytohbadtbiewure
wanted to sit down on mama nkechi wooden stool, so she held it like a professional, so that the stool will not fall, and she positioned her nyash well and sat gently on top of the stool, and she started gisting with mama nkechi about mama ijeoma, how she was stingy, greedy, and wicked, they gossiped for 24 hours and she left, then she went to visit mama nkiruka and gossiped with her too, for 12 hours, and she later went to mama obinna house, infact and inshort, she gossiped with her fellow gossipers for 10 days and night, then she rested

Romance / Re: Friday Trends; #YouAreNotaNairalander... by fairlyusedpant: 10:32pm On Mar 17, 2017
Aderola15:

undecided undecided undecided
babe, your face looks familiar and similar, are you kikelomo obianuju esther, the daughter of chief ogbodo ezekiel bamidele 1 of aba town oshogbo, the man who owns a toilet roll factory in ota, the only man that exports pure water

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Romance / Re: Friday Trends; #YouAreNotaNairalander... by fairlyusedpant: 10:24pm On Mar 17, 2017
Twaci:
Iz not my waist oh cheesy
chai, you go make the guy format him memory card now, you for kukuma tell am say it is your second waist, that you have two waist, he would understand cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: The Thing Was Too Long So She Licked Small And Gave Her Friend All Of It(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:23pm On Mar 17, 2017
thunderfiremods:
my broda..go buy fairlyused brain....hin go hep u smal
my broda, fairlyused brain no dey market again, E don scarce, abeg you know where i fit see am buy? gringringrin
Romance / Re: Friday Trends; #YouAreNotaNairalander... by fairlyusedpant: 9:16pm On Mar 17, 2017
How to cook egusi soup in ten steps
1- add palm oil
2- after sometime add egusi
3- add water
4- cook for 30 minutes
5- add salt to taste, add ishi okporoko
6- add the ingredients, put chicken, goat meat, cow meat, monkey meat, bush meat, infact all the meat
7- cook for sometime
8- add ugwu
9- stir well
10- ready to serve


how to cook ewedu soup in one step
1- add any leaf inside water, stir well and ready to serve

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Romance / The Thing Was Too Long So She Licked Small And Gave Her Friend All Of It(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 7:34pm On Mar 17, 2017
The gala that angela bought was too long, and angela wasn't feeling hungry, so she licked small and she gave her friend all of it to finish it up, and her friend nneka ate the gala like a professional, but she needed fanta to digest it, so she went to mama ijeoma shop, and she told her that fanta is 150 naira, but nneka got angry and left, she later entered bus from ikotun to adeniran ogunsanya, and she entered shoprite to buy the fanta, she later bought the fanta for 149.99, thats 1 kobo difference, so she was happy, and she drank the fanta like an expert

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Romance / It Was In The Night, By The Water, She Started Getting In The Mood When (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:41pm On Mar 13, 2017
So jenny tayo went to out in the night and by the water side, that was where she sat down and she started getting in her angry mood when he, thats john her friend refused to give her money for super yogo, her favourite ice cream, she was so angry that she called him and told him her mind, that she would friendzone him till the year 2030 for what he did, so john apologised to her and later bought her the super yogo, so she reduced the friendzoning till 2025, but she gave him a warning that if he misbehaves again, she would increase it to the year 2040, and he begged her that it would not repeat itself again

Romance / Re: It Was Too Long So She Had To Apply Oil For Easy Penetration (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:17pm On Mar 09, 2017
mrmrmister:
Lol She didn't go to church for thanksgiving? cheesy
no baba, na on sunday she go do the thanksgiving and praise and worship gringringrin
Romance / It Was Too Long So She Had To Apply Oil For Easy Penetration (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:34pm On Mar 09, 2017
So nneka the carpenter wanted to repair her spoilt door and she discovered that the nail she bought was too long, so she had to apply oil to the nail for easy penetration, so after she applied the oil on the nail, she knacked it on the door and the nail entered easily and smoothly, and she was happy and she applied oil to the rest of the nails and after 5 hours she repaired the spoilt door, Thank God

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Romance / Re: She Went To A Party And As She Was Dancing Her Pant Fell From Her Skirt(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:49pm On Mar 08, 2017
JacksonD7:


When NCC increases the price of data and 1GB goes for 6K, people will be sending you slaps via WiFi.
gringringrin

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Romance / Re: She Went To A Party And As She Was Dancing Her Pant Fell From Her Skirt(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:48pm On Mar 08, 2017
Ekenev2:
OP, if you don't have sense by now, then when?
very soon my broda, very soon cheesycheesycheesy

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Romance / Re: She Went To A Party And As She Was Dancing Her Pant Fell From Her Skirt(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:47pm On Mar 08, 2017
Topestbilly:
When she was standing straight Pant didn't fall, so it was when she raised her leg it now fell abi?

Are you in anyway related to lai Mohammed?
haaa, you did not read it well, she used rope to tie the pant to her waist, so when she raised one leg up, the rope just cut and the pant just fell down, the pant is big ooo, e big pass mama chukwudi wrapper gringringrin

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Romance / She Went To A Party And As She Was Dancing Her Pant Fell From Her Skirt(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 5:36pm On Mar 08, 2017
So it happened that tayo nkechi went to a party at osogbo and as she was dancing to the gbedu ''shakiti bobo'', immediately she raised one leg up, something big fell off her skirt, and we discovered that it was her pant, the pant she bought was over size, so she was using rope to tie the pant around her waist so that it would not fall, but the rope cut loose and it fell down, well she quickly threw the pant away and continued dancing her shakiti bobo, the party was fun, then a man came to do evangelism in the club and they chased him away, well to cut the story short, tayo nkechi later bought a brand new pant for 250,000 naira, and it was her size, praise the lord..

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Romance / Re: That Accident That Almost Took My Life (photos) by fairlyusedpant: 8:36pm On Mar 06, 2017
Chai, that okada is very wicked, if i was the one, i won't snap any pics atall atall, i will just treat myself first and give testimony, but some people chai, thank God am different

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Romance / Re: She Opened Her Bra And A Big Cockroach Came Out Immediately (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 4:08pm On Mar 05, 2017
Fabulocity:
Happy Sunday smiley
same to you angel.. Don't mind the poster above me, he mistakenly added osogbo weed in his jellof rice gringringrin, i hope you prayed for chief otutupoyoyo1 today gringringrin
Romance / She Opened Her Bra And A Big Cockroach Came Out Immediately (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 1:03pm On Mar 05, 2017
So nkiruka ogechi tayo wanted to go to church, so she opened her bra bag, thats where she keeps all her bra and a big cockroach came out immediately, she was just shouting ''HELP please, HELP please'' we thought it was a big problem, only to discover that it was just an ordinary cockroach, so okon kunle took his slippers and knack the cockroach, and she jumped and hugged okon for being her hero, okon became a super hero for killing just an ordinary cockroach, chai, well to cut the story short, nkiruka later went to church for praise and worship and fire prayers, to kill any cockroach sent to spoil her big girl parolz

Romance / Re: She Was Sucking The Thing As If She Was Licking Lollipop & He Was Shocked(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 10:53pm On Feb 27, 2017
Martinez19:
Martinez19 is here......the number one fan of fairlyusedpants grin

To the one and only fairlyusedpants........ Weh done sir
MY OGA gringringrin

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Romance / She Was Sucking The Thing As If She Was Licking Lollipop & He Was Shocked(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:01pm On Feb 27, 2017
So it happened that ajao amos came from ibadan to lagos to visit his friend ronke amarachi, and he bought 10 agbalumo, or you can call it udara, so he gave her one, and she started sucking the thing thats the agbalumo as if she was licking lollipop, and he was shocked, he never knew she liked agbalumo so much, so he gave her the remaining 9 agbalumo, and she sucked it like a professional, then she thanked him, and they went to church for praise and worship

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