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Romance / Re: Jennifer Was Eyeing Him And He Took Her To The Bedroom For Ife Ntinye (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:19pm On Dec 07, 2016
dikerebel:
k
just K? Please come and list and explain 5 ways to catch the girl, you have 5 minutes left...
Romance / Re: Jennifer Was Eyeing Him And He Took Her To The Bedroom For Ife Ntinye (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:16pm On Dec 07, 2016
naijaboiy:
its like many people smoke weed before they come online these days grin
gringringrin
Romance / Re: Jennifer Was Eyeing Him And He Took Her To The Bedroom For Ife Ntinye (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 9:15pm On Dec 07, 2016
falconey:
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he has the money, it is just that the girl needs a God fearing man, a man that will wash her pants and scrub the floor, infact she wants her future husband to be a houseboy, my guy has accepted to even be her houseboy but she still wants more.

Kindly list and explains 5 things that can be used to satisfy the girl, you have 10 minutes to round up
Romance / Jennifer Was Eyeing Him And He Took Her To The Bedroom For Ife Ntinye (pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:59pm On Dec 07, 2016
My guy just had a dream where the girl he has been toasting since 10 years now was eyeing him and he took her to the bedroom, then he woke, he was praying that his dreams should come to pass


please kindly list and explain the 5 possible ways to make the dream a reality... You have 20 minutes for that

Sports / Re: Aregbesola, P-sqaure, DJ Cuppy, Others Tweet To Congratulate The Super Falcons by fairlyusedpant: 8:53am On Dec 04, 2016
I chief otutupoyoyo 1, officially congratulates the super falcons for the efforts in bringing back the tea cup sorry i mean the champions cup back to nigeria, it isn't easy, after all the running round the field, shaking their bum bum up and down and rolling on the floor, they still did it, they tried, but right now, i just got a call from mourinho that manchester united fc urgently needs to exchange some players with the super falcons immediately so that they can win today's match, according to mourinho, he would love to exchange pogba for oparanozie and aishat oshoala for ibrahimovic, we just hope that the super falcons coach would agree with this, they want to buy oparanozie for 250 million pounds...

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Romance / Re: The Iamnawty And Misshatey Silly Mentions by fairlyusedpant: 9:12pm On Dec 01, 2016
JLopez:
grin
fine girl no pimples cheesy abeg when they pay you your allawee, just call me on ma hotline make we share the money, you know that there is love in sharing cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: She Was Complaining Too Much Of Heat And She Said I Should Do This For Her(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:42am On Nov 30, 2016
Splinz:


Dear Ogechi,

I'm so glad to pick up my golden pen from the basket of love to write you this letter.

Yes, concerning your insatiable heat, I want to assure you that all you need is nothing but multiple earth shattering orgasm. It is believed that the more you vibrate from this inexplicable experience, the more your chronic heat will die!

Please make up your mind urgently. So that if possible, I may as well start the process tonight.

Yours,
Sugar.

this is her reply to you

Dear Splinz

i has read your letters, it has really really touching my hat that you has right such letters to me, so i wuse like to takes my times to replies you.
Wells, i likes what you types, but am afraid that you will kidnapping me if i visitor you in your houses, i has fear eh, infact i fear fear, but i will thought about it and i will gives you a calls when i makes up for mind, thanks you

yours paintfully
ogechi sexy

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Romance / Re: She Was Complaining Too Much Of Heat And She Said I Should Do This For Her(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 8:35am On Nov 30, 2016
MystiqueReine:
Op i want to write the letter

so what is the recipient address
the recipient address is
24 lateef jakanda estate
agidingbe
opposite idumota lane, wuse 3
abuja
P.O.B 3419
Romance / She Was Complaining Too Much Of Heat And She Said I Should Do This For Her(pics) by fairlyusedpant: 6:15pm On Nov 29, 2016
My sister in the lord, sister ogechi, was complaining too much of heat, well the recession is really affecting the weather, instead of cold, na heat we dey see, well she said i should sugggest for her, ways on how she can subsidize the heat,

so please readers, in not more than 400 words, kindly write a formal letter to sister ogechi informing her on the causes of the heat and the solution to the problem, please check for grammatical errors that may occur in your write up, oya start writing

Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Prettythicksme by fairlyusedpant: 9:27pm On Nov 27, 2016
I chief otutupoyoyo 1 the ndi praise and worship 1 of aba, with the power vested in me by dasuki and obasanjo, I officially wish okafor prettythicksme nkechi zainab a happy birthday with long life, 2 prado jeep, one swimming pool, one private jet, one calabar dog and one aeroplane... ENJOY


and where is the party holding, let us come and dance skelewu and chop rice and chicken cheesygrin
Romance / Reasons Why Girls Do Open Their Body When There Is Heat by fairlyusedpant: 7:00pm On Nov 26, 2016
I discovered that girls do sleep neked when there is too much heat, there are lots of reasons sha, it might be that they need fresh air

well in not more than 300 words, write an essay to your pen pal in USA telling him or her the reasons why girls do sleep neked when there is heat, oya start writing, you have 50 minutes to round up
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 10:35pm On Nov 24, 2016
iphemama:
Where are you now ?abi u r in stream2 too?
no, am in stream 3 grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 10:34pm On Nov 24, 2016
sharliz:
awwwn sorry u will get use to it n I bet it gonna be fun at d end. Not too worry
omalicha nwa, see as you are shinning like the moon, are you from london, because your beauty looks vewi vewi familiar, infact and inshort, let me introduce myself, i am chief otutupoyoyo 1, igwe ndi praise and worship 1, the only man that built a sky scrapper in the village, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in holland but they took light netherland, infact let me not go further, i have a JSc in carpentry, an A.Sc in shoe making, a Bsc in animal husbandry, an M.Sc in plant science, and a Ph.d in woman affairs and related women problems and applied solutions, infact i also have a professor degree in soil science, so babe you can see that i have gone far in the education sector, but your beauty is mesmerizing me.... Can i be your maga and mugu? cheesycheesycheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 10:17pm On Nov 24, 2016
Greatness366:
I can boldly say Ogun camp is wonderful I HV a good bed and pillow although we are 44 in a room but is neat and ok.the toilet and bathrooms are clean we have water and constant light I even charge my phone on my bed.omo d drill no be here oo some one fell DW today sef
if you are still awake, you are wrong, lights out, before soldier catch you cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: I Was Posted To Kastina State For My NYSC by fairlyusedpant: 8:18pm On Nov 21, 2016
Sleekyshuga:

Hahahhahaha!! Marketing & Journalism at its peak grin!!

I told him in the oza room, okwaya Smellymouth cheesy?

BTW, I got posted to Nasarawa lipsrsealed..
eh nassarawa is a good state, filled with cowbell milk and honey, you will enjoy the hot sun which contains vitamin G, nasarrawa is the home of nutrition, you will enjoy tuwo and the rest, they also have side attractions like you will see cows walking on the road and displaying their sexy legs, infact you will enjoy it, i heard they do pay corpers 100,000 incase you want to redeploy to borno state, if not then nasarrawa is the best, congratz once again gringringrin
Romance / Re: I Was Posted To Kastina State For My NYSC by fairlyusedpant: 8:12pm On Nov 21, 2016
Teespice:


congratulations to my prospective otondo.

better don't think of redeploying.
so you that you were posted to borno state, i heard you wanted to redeploy to yobe state, is it good??
Romance / Re: I Was Posted To Kastina State For My NYSC by fairlyusedpant: 7:14pm On Nov 21, 2016
Sleekyshuga:

Buhahahahahahaha cheesy!! Who Delta epp undecided?

Lemme oo cry!!
just tell him that it is yobe state that they posted you to, you think I don't know, yobe is a good state sha, it is better than maiduguri, they have 24 hours bomb sorry i mean 24 hours light, good water system, they do throw knockout, infact they have a colour riot festival once in a blue moon, you can even play ball on the streets during state of emergency, very peaceful and quiet, and the people in yobe are good runners, they do organise running competition during bombing festivals, you will enjoy yobe state, enjoy, you can thank me later
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 3:59pm On Nov 21, 2016
Biibe:
Yes hun we are going by june
june ke? Not june ooo, january tinz, na xo you take like house reach cheesygrin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 3:57pm On Nov 21, 2016
aBbiie25:



Yes dear. You?
me? We don pass that stage cheesycheesycheesy, well i was once in ur shoes sha, stream 2 wahala, but by january u guys will enter camp, just cheer up, have fun
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 2:48pm On Nov 21, 2016
aBbiie25:


you too choi! I will mention you there now. One minute.
are you also in stream 2?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 2:48pm On Nov 21, 2016
aBbiie25:


you too choi! I will mention you there now. One minute.
are you also in stream 2?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 2:47pm On Nov 21, 2016
MizOmalicha:

Thnk u darling.. finally checked!
Stream1 and Abia state... I'm xcited
alright, congratulations to you, make sure you carry enough ego, and the necessary documents like ur green card, call up letter and ur certificate, and buy like 2 white shirts and one white canvas for drilling tinz, i was one of the sub commandant then and my shorts got stained everytime during the drilling, and always carry needle and thread incase the shorts decides to tear cheesycheesycheesy happy camping OTONDO gringringrin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 2:42pm On Nov 21, 2016
Kylaperky23:

Pls dear,my bro just checked now and dey told him dat his passport has been disapproved...he has changed d passport but am wondering if he will still go with batch b
yes na, for sure, but has he printed his call up letter yet?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 11:57am On Nov 21, 2016
MizOmalicha:

I'm panicking alrdy o!!!! I just want 2go 4 stream one.. wat abt u
Dats wat i'v bin seeing
me? Am a serving corps member, well that was the same thing that happened to stream 2 this year, they were not able to print out their call up letter, xo maybe it might be network or it might be that u are in stream 2, so just embrace the situation, all is well
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by fairlyusedpant: 8:44am On Nov 21, 2016
MizOmalicha:
Dunno wats wrong with d site, it's saying we are sorry, d page u opened bla bla bla bla
maybe stream 2 wahala... Just keep checking sha... Don't panic, all is well
Romance / Re: I Am Contesting For Miss Nairaland 2017 Please Advice by fairlyusedpant: 9:21pm On Nov 14, 2016
Hadez:
My natural face @prettythicksme
chai, omalicha nwa, you have stolen my heart away, e mmara mma, you too fine, infact and inshort you don win the award, all other contestants are counterfeit, i chief otutupoyoyo 1 the only udom ekatte umoh obong of calabar and the only ndi praise and worship master 1 of aba, officially hand over the miss world crown to you cheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: A Nairalander's Traditional Marriage Pics by fairlyusedpant: 5:37pm On Nov 13, 2016
Congratz op
Romance / Re: Alligator Dancing In My Compound. by fairlyusedpant: 8:24pm On Nov 12, 2016
CorrectionFLuid:
grin OBTsubtle woman lapaaa
he like woman pass indomie gringringrin
Romance / Re: How To Kiss A Girl For The First Time Without Mistakes Tutorial101 (guys Only) by fairlyusedpant: 9:50am On Nov 12, 2016
sunnico:


at Op thank you for d advice, just received a what do u take me for slap undecided
eyah, pele my dear, try your luck next time cheesy
Romance / Re: How To Kiss A Girl For The First Time Without Mistakes Tutorial101 (guys Only) by fairlyusedpant: 9:50am On Nov 12, 2016
slimthugchime:
to how boring your life is undecided
*YAWNS* *LOUDLY*
Romance / Re: How To Kiss A Girl For The First Time Without Mistakes Tutorial101 (guys Only) by fairlyusedpant: 8:54pm On Nov 11, 2016
slimthugchime:
to your generations undecided
*YAWNS*

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