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southniyikaye:heheehe na the camera man fault, i go sue am for 30 billion in the court eh i can't promise you, but be rest assured that after the necessary negotiation, recommendation, gratification, mesmerization, concobility, and clarification i shall officially change, we are working towards it ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Lalasticlala i don show ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Nature8:i see you bro Thanks ONE LOVE |
ikp120:brotherly... I see you bro eh zarzar go dey think say the guy go be billionaire very soon ooo, make i begin prepare my toasting lines so that he go gree for me. Make i begin dey check my dm, anything fit happen, na acting tinz sure pass hehehehehe ![]() ![]() ![]() |
GloriaNinja:Hehehehehehe, i no go do am again, no vex.... THANK YOU ![]() ![]() ![]() |
optional1:thank you her royal highness well we shall scale through that by God's grace ASO ROCK ON MA MIND thanks once more ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So it happened that i fell in love with her, i needed her so much that i could not stop thinking about her. Without her, i wouldn't be able to make too much money like dangote because i need her to help me to get me to that place i would make the money, so i heard. She was my everything. After trying to get her, she kept me waiting for a whole year. I stood under the sun and in the rain. I even jumped from one dangote truck to another just to satisfy her, but she snubbed me. I had to carry out my official duty, went to work very early, was dedicated to the work, i worked with dedication and selflessness, but she kept me waiting. But i decided to wait for her, and hoped that finally she would be mine and lo and behold she finally accepted me as her lord and maga, to carry her about wherever i go to search for job and to protect her with all my might, never to lose her, and to fight anybody that tries to snatch her away from me, forever and ever. On this date 4th may 2017, having served my country and waited for her for one year, she finally became mine forever. Hey am talking of my NYSC certificate, what were you thinking ![]() ![]() ![]() #Excorper #ExPRO #ExSubcommandant signing out cc chief dr barrister lalasticlala am greeting ooo, shey it took you one year before she finally accepted you? ![]() ![]() ![]()
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MadJay:is it your money ![]() |
ItxAyce: MhizTenderly:tank U |
clintflux:thank you broda one love |
So david popoola chukwudi aka big head wanted to see titilayo under pant by all means, so he asked her ''titi what can i do to see your pant?'' and she said ''david, if you can buy me ice cream, i will show you'' so david had to run from ota in ogun state to adeniran ogunsanya in lagos on foot to buy the ice cream in shoprite, because he heard that girls can die ontop any guy that buys shoprite things for her, so when he bought it, he ran back to ota to give it to her, and she was very happy, then after she finished licking the ice cream, she went to her bag where she do put her pants, and she brought out her fairly used pant and showed him, but he said no no no, not this pant i was talking of, i want to see the original pant, then she said she needs another ice cream for that so david ran away from ota to lagos to buy the ice cream and came back again, then gave it to her, then after she finished licking it, she went back to her bag and brought out her original pant, the brand new tear rubber pant and showed him and he said '' ooo my lord, why are you behaving like a village girl, i said i want to see the pant you are wearing, the one under your skirt, not the one in your bag'' she said ''oooo, you would have talk since na, well to see that one you must buy one prado jeep for me, one aeroplane, one helicopter, two swimming pool, one bullion van and one commercial bank before i can show you that one'' immediately david fainted, we are still pouring water on him, for him to wake up, we just hope that he recovers
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shugacane:babe, i saw you in our school yesterday, you wore green top, blue blouse, red shoes, black eye glass, and purple socks, infact you wore colour riot today, i will greet you 2moro, when i see u again ![]() ![]() ![]() |
O lord, i want to come ooo, how much is the gate fee? Because i want to bring my aunty, uncle, sister, brother, mother, father, grandmother, step mother and my extended family ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Amarabae:what were you expecting to read eh? Bad pikin, i will tell pastor for you tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So nneka titilayo car broke down on the road, and she called three guys to help her to push it, so the guys were a bit tired, and the other two guys rested, while one was helping her to push the car, so she said to him ''push harder'' as the three guys were doing the pushing one at a time, then the other guy got up and starting pushing too, that was how they were doing it till they pushed the car from mushin to stadium, then the car started working, and she was very very happy, so she gave them 10 naira to buy pure water for a job well done, economy was very hard so no money, they thanked her and bought one pure water, then they used a ruler to measure it, and they drank it according to the measurement, and they started trekking back from national stadium back to mushin, it was not easy.
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So james okon kunle came back from fellowship and on his home he bought one candy, thats stick sweet, so when he got home, angelica his house girl took his candy, and she licked his candy like a professional, while he watched her, after she finished licking it, she thanked him, and kunle starting crying, he said ''angelica you have killed me, do you know that the economy is vewi vewi bad, i just bought this candy so that i will lick it for 10 days and you just used 10 seconds to finish it, oya start going to village'' and she begged him, but he did listen, then the next morning, he went to her village, luckily for her, she participated in her village t.v reality show ''BBA- thats big brother aba'' in abia state, and she later won 25 million dollars with one aeroplane and one swimming pool, so she went to lagos to show off her wealth to her uncle, and she bought two candy sweet for him to yab him, ordinary candy, well angelica is currently in japan for her media tour
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You wan sell the hair? |
So it happened that ijeoma wanted efe to win the big brother nigeria, so she removed bra and skirt, and tied her wrapper and starting firing hot prayers, the prayers were so hot that the building caught fire, but she no send, she was still praying her fire prayers - every witch from china that travelled to south africa to stop efe from winning, i command you catch fire -every ogogoro spirit affecting efe, i rebuke you infact she has ran to the market now to continue her hot prayers with her wrapper, i will upload more pics when i come back, right now, am running with her to the market to take more pics
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stephleena:baby it happened real life, infact i was the EYE witness sef ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So it happened that a pool party took place at one big hotel like that in ikeja, the hotel name is ''ife ntinye hotel and suites'', they do sell kuli kuli, groudnut, garri, fresh tomatoes and coconut, so it happened that the water was dirty, so they had to use bucket to remove all the water in the pool, then they took like 10 buckets to the tap in the next compound to fetch water so that they can use the water to full the swimming pool for the pool parry, well after 5 hours, the swimming pool was filled with tap water so during the pool party, one girl titilayo was feeling somehow, she ate beans and egg before entering the pool, so she thought that when she mess it will not sound because she is inside the pool, so when she released the first one, it sounded like a bomb ''puuuuuuuuuuu'' the swimming pool started moving, and the water began to shake, people thought it was an earthquake, then, O lord, she released the second one ''paaaaaaafiiiiiiii'' jesu kristi, since race, it sounded like world war 4, everybody ran away, the water in the swimming pool dried up, infact it was bloody, well to cut the story short, the hotel has been closed by the manager till the second coming of jesus, chai oooo
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How much is the school fees? |
So okon john was doing press up in front of his compound, while tina was passing by, and she said to him that she loves the way he did it, and he gave her 6 rounds of press up, that is, he did the press up for six more times, and she was impressed, then he stood up and showed her his 6 packs, and she shouted ''JESU KRISTI'' , uptill now she is still shouting jesu kristi, when she stops i will inform you, thanks for reading
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CONGRATULATION BUT MR OP, YOU REALLY NEED 20 NINJA KICKS ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD FOR PUTTING THE READERS ON SUSPENSE.
