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Phones / Re: Elon Musk Offers To Buy Twitter For $43 Bn by Faitido(m): 6:00pm On Apr 14, 2022
And if I see one thousand naira now, I go jump up praise God. Hunger don do me bad thing. Somebody abeg help me


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Sports / Re: Eden Hazard And Lessons For Nigerian Youths by Faitido(m): 10:59am On Jan 25, 2022
Abian:
There's something wrong with the way you write honestly

I had a headache trying to read all that... Your writing is stuffy. Please add a little humor next time.


Not just stuffy, pretentious writing at its best. I just had to continue reading to see where he'd land eventually.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid UCL (2 - 0) On 3rd November 2021 by Faitido(m): 8:16pm On Nov 03, 2021
Yungmil:
Na dis game I dey wait for make my 800k enter!!!!


Give away for first 10 people to mention me.

Oya oooo

Boss e go enter in Jesus name.. ��

I go remind you o ��
Education / Re: Confusion As Kano Promotes Primary Six Pupils To Class 7 by Faitido(m): 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2021
proxitaly:
How did somebody just wake up and decide that we're there same with these desert people?
God will punish Luggard and that his hoe again and again
As for the north they can go back the standard era.


I sincerely wonder!
Sports / Re: Seid Visin Commits Suicide After Years Of Constant Racist Abuse by Faitido(m): 7:56pm On Jun 07, 2021
PlayerMeji:
Hmmm...

I still don't understand this race thing with the so called white people.. They are not white in anyway so where did they get the White People toga?

In fact, I think they are better called colored people... Becos you see them in different shades. Light yellow with blue eyes, yellowish white with green eyes, etc.

They turn blue when you hit them, green when they are envious, red when they are angry, etc...

So they are the COLORED PEOPLE!


Funniest comment I've seen in a while! grin
Politics / Re: Nigerians Opt For Vpns Following Twitter Ban by Faitido(m): 10:32am On Jun 05, 2021
Jessewizy:
This shows that some many youths in Nigeria are still living in the Stone Age. VPN ain’t just VPN this foolish zombies know. They’re very tight vpns that people don’t even know them. I got them many.

This is a 10 year premium account I’ve been using for 2years plus

Bro, please I can have access? I just tried reaching you via email. Please respond. Thanks.
Educational Services / Re: Grammarly Premium: Enhanced Writing Skills with Less stress by Faitido(m): 9:30am On Oct 28, 2020
I received a topnotch service from OP. I will highly recommend that others do business with him.
Literature/Writing Ads / Grammarly Premium Account Needed by Faitido(m): 6:46am On Oct 28, 2020
If you do have a Grammarly Premium account, please holla at me and let's discuss. Thanks

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Literature/Writing Ads / I Can Be Your Content Writer by Faitido(m): 12:18pm On Sep 19, 2020
Hello Freelancers,

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Why hire me? It's been years of working with numerous clients from all over the globe and across industries and niches, creating topnotch copies and website content for their brands, which have garnered tons of positive reviews for their portfolios and driven sales.

In working with me, rest assured of a thought-provoking, engaging, and well-optimized content that would yield the needed traffic to your website, improve your SERP rankings, make you look good in your client's eyes, generally bring to you the needed patronage that you desire.  I have experience in:

1. Blog content
2. Content marketing
3. Product descriptions
4. Product Reviews
5. Article Writing
6. Research Writing
7. Creative Writing


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Contact me for sample copies of previous jobs done. I can be reached on faitido94@gmail.com and https:///message/HLPKPUX5U5QOF1

I look forward to working with you.
Literature/Writing Ads / I Can Be Your Virtual Writing Assistant by Faitido(m): 1:46pm On Aug 10, 2020
Hello Freelancers,

There comes a time when you are so choked up with new orders that you are unable to meet up with all your clients’ deliveries. Yeah, it happens. So many factors can come into play in this writing business, and now you are running late to deliver. You wouldn't want to disappoint that long-term client of yours, right? I thought so too.

This is where I come in. I can be your go-to virtual assistant on all of your overflow writing projects, from whatever platform you are working on - Fiverr, Upwork, Freelancers, etc.





Why hire me? It's been years of working with numerous clients from all over the globe and across industries and niches, creating topnotch copies and website content for their brands, which have garnered tons of positive reviews for their portfolios and driven sales.

In working with me, rest assured of a thought-provoking, engaging, and well-optimized content that would yield the needed traffic to your website, improve your SERP rankings, make you look good in your client's eyes, generally bring to you the needed patronage that you desire.  I have experience in:

1. Blog content
2. Content marketing
3. Product descriptions
4. Product Reviews
5. Article Writing
6. Research Writing
7. Creative Writing



My deliveries are always excellent, and I have a proven record of client conversion.

Engage my services, and you won't regret it.

Contact me for sample copies of previous jobs done. You can reach me on faitido94@gmail.com and https:///message/HLPKPUX5U5QOF1

I look forward to working with you.

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Phones / Omall Phone Retail Platform by Faitido(m): 5:36pm On Jul 28, 2020
Hello everyone,

Recently, I wanted to get a new phone. I decide to switch to the iOS platform, so I had my sights on the iPhone 7+. I went to a shop that sells UK/US used iPhone, but the price was way above what I planned initially, due to the freefall of the naira against the dollar. So, I decided to wait for a little while, save up, and return to get the phone.

However, recently I wanted to make a transfer on the Opay app, and something caught my eye on their OMall store. I saw the same iPhone 7+ 32GB that I was looking for at a flash price of 64,000 or thereabout.

Although it was clearly stated that the iPhone in question was “used,” I still felt skeptical. The recent closure of the Opay riding platforms didn't help matters.


I just wanted to know if anyone has shopped on the OMall platform before, and what the experience was like – If they are a credible platform. I don't want to throw away my money these hard times.

Please contributions and suggestions are needed. Moderators, please help push to the front page for more comments.


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What should I Do With These Covid-19 Certifications? by Faitido(m): 11:56am On May 31, 2020
TechCapon:
drop ur number



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Business / Re: Nigerians To Pay Stamp Duty On ATM Printouts, Some Whatsapp Messages - FIRS by Faitido(m): 2:37pm On May 29, 2020
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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Closed by Faitido(m): 8:17am On May 27, 2020
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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: We Need A Professional Serious Writers For Long Term Deals by Faitido(m): 8:16am On May 27, 2020
I am an experienced writer and can be reached on

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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: An Experienced Product Description Writer Needed by Faitido(m): 8:10am On May 27, 2020
I can be your product descriptions and review writer. I'm quite experienced in this niche, creating topnotch descriptions for clients in Amazon and Shopify.

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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writers Needed For Continuous Work by Faitido(m): 7:50am On May 25, 2020
Please check your mail. Thanks!
Celebrities / Re: M Trill Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today by Faitido(m): 10:11am On May 18, 2020
buygala:
Who



Imagjne SARS catch dis one with his colored beard,and they get to know he is a rapper at 41 sad....

41 years old and still rapping in this country instead of diversifying into something more befitting of his age...sad

Following small boys to sag jeans and dye beard upandan...

Smh





Hahahahaha. You are not a nice somebody.






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Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by Faitido(m): 2:30pm On May 15, 2020
This life just get as e be wallahi!








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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's New Look As He Resumes Training (Photos) by Faitido(m): 11:35am On May 13, 2020
izzou:
This is exactly how we used to sit and watch when dem comot our set for monkey post

grin





Chief! You really been play street football that year!! grin





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Travel / Re: 17 FG Airports Not Viable, May Shut Down Over Losses by Faitido(m): 10:48am On May 11, 2020
What is really viable in this country?










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Culture / Re: Sanusi Lamido Welcomes Baby With His 4th Wife (Photos) by Faitido(m): 10:18am On May 11, 2020
What then has he been campaigning about?









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Politics / Re: The Monitor Lizard Governor Ben Ayade Caught While On Inspection by Faitido(m): 8:16pm On May 08, 2020
chinjo:
This is the most unserious governor in Nigeria.





Hahahahaha... No be say you talk o. This man looks like a clown to me!





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Politics / Re: Wike Orders Auction Of Adamawa Trucks, Cattle For Breach Of PHC Lockdown by Faitido(m): 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
junketer:
I swear if every southern politician were like wike, the north for dey hear am. Na wike fit them. No be those ones wey dey declare fasting and praying for fulani herdsmen. Nonsense.








Aswear. Wike no send anybody. If the South had just 4 Wikes, everything would have been fine!





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Politics / Re: People Celebrate Orji Kalu's Supreme Court Victory In Abia (Photos) by Faitido(m): 8:04pm On May 08, 2020
Nigeria!









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Culture / Re: Igwe John Umenyiora Is Dead by Faitido(m): 7:43pm On May 08, 2020
RIP Sir. Seems everyone is influential in the family.








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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by Faitido(m): 8:19pm On May 07, 2020
danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.






Hahahahahaha...... Oh, Lord. grin







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Crime / Re: Ato, Owner Of Star Shawarma Detained By EFCC Officials In Makurdi Over N1,600 by Faitido(m): 6:04pm On May 07, 2020
Let me tell you, keep religion aside, the average Nigerian is so power-drunk. Elevate that average gateman that's always cussing at the government and see how worse he behaves.








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Politics / Re: Malami: "I Deliberately Referred To Abacha Loot As "Abacha's Assets" by Faitido(m): 5:54pm On May 07, 2020
You can imagine the way these politicians reasons some times!








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Romance / Re: How My Ex Left Me After She Discovered My Salary Was 45k, I Now Earn This by Faitido(m): 5:49pm On May 07, 2020
She helped change your perspective on time. Thank God for that!!









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