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Car Talk / Re: At What Mileage Would A Car Stop Moving? by Fajzay: 6:11am On Aug 22, 2013
Billyonaire: To be on the safe side, do not drive any car above 100. Once its approaching that calibration on the Odometer, sell it out.

And who are they gonna sell the cars to? Spirits?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fan Jailed For Hugging Cristiano Ronaldo by Fajzay: 8:46am On Aug 16, 2013
Afam4eva: Please let's give the chelsea fan a break. He's a chelsea fan obviously and has never seen or gotten close to a big football star. He's obviously not interested in the akpu players that chelsea parades. Shoe get size #JustSaying
No sense

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fan Jailed For Hugging Cristiano Ronaldo by Fajzay: 8:40am On Aug 16, 2013
onila: MUMU fan grin

one night in jail was worth it ke

ronaldo, that arrogant baffoon

mumu comment

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fan Jailed For Hugging Cristiano Ronaldo by Fajzay: 8:36am On Aug 16, 2013
demelza: If only hugging can send the guy to jail, what will they do to someone like me that wants to get belleh for him?? wink grin

Death by hanging!!! lol
Politics / Re: N150m Loot: Army Panel Indicts Winners Chapel by Fajzay: 3:23pm On Aug 13, 2013
naijababe:

Exactly! When a salary earner donates 11M and no one thought where he got it from?

I know God is merciful but He is also just and firm!!!

What are u guyz saying? You have a crowd in its tens of thousands. How do u know who brought what for offering / whatever
Politics / Re: N150m Loot: Army Panel Indicts Winners Chapel by Fajzay: 2:51pm On Aug 13, 2013
ojubi: That is covenant wealth according to OYEDEPO.
Imagine the kind of praise this thief would receive the day he paid this money in church.
The fake pastor would have invoked all the fake blessings on earth to the army thief in the name of giving to God as if God needs money.


Go and open ur own and lets see how far u can go
Politics / Re: N150m Loot: Army Panel Indicts Winners Chapel by Fajzay: 2:50pm On Aug 13, 2013
3ace: I just smile each time people say pastors should scrutinise the donations of church members. How many of you will not take offence if you're being interrogated about the money you made legitimately? How many of you will maintain the initial friendly mood with which you came before being asked the question? Some things are easier said than done. Except the person is your child, it will be difficult to look the person in the eye and say "where did you get the money from?". Even if a pastor summons the courage to ask, what is the guarantee that a thief will tell you he stole it? I see no sense in pastors being indicted except it's been confirmed that such pastors connived to perfect the illegal act. The highest they can do if the pastor is not guilty is to ask for a refund. Simple!

Even that refund should not be a guarantee if there is no solid evidence (like issued cheque / traceable bank transfer) that such money was brought to church. What if the thief had squandered the money and claimed he brought some to church (maybe he never brought it after-all).
Politics / Re: Lagbaja Responds To Okey Ndibe On “mumudom” by Fajzay: 6:39am On Aug 08, 2013
valicious1: I'll be a big mumu if I spend my precious time reading this rubbish

You have read it, thats how you knew its content. lolz
Celebrities / Re: Fred Amata Parties With Viva Bianca 'Spartacus’ Star by Fajzay: 11:16pm On Aug 07, 2013
YesBosss:


grin grin grin Blood rains down from an angry sky, my c.ock rages on, my c.ock rages on......

Lines from drunk Gannicus (Doctore's brother)
Celebrities / Re: Fred Amata Parties With Viva Bianca 'Spartacus’ Star by Fajzay: 11:14pm On Aug 07, 2013
sexkillzisagoat: Crixus: Brother, i would have words.
Spartacus: bring words out of tongue
Crixus: A man from the lands of the dark men named Fred Amata dotes on Ilithyia and was seen sharing wine to sooth belly
Spartacus: angry Bring me my sword! I sent glaber to the after-life and so will i do to that black traitor by ripping co.ck out of groin!

You too much man
Car Talk / Re: How To Avoid Men Of Edo State Task Force On Benin By-pass by Fajzay: 11:09pm On Aug 07, 2013
lonelydora:
As in from slowing down(from afar) to 120km/hr. My normAl cruising speed is 140km/hr. I drive a 3.0L V6 car.

Ehn ehn, thats my guy. Though, my norm is 160km/hr. I do a 4.3L V8 Saloon and a 3.5L V6 SUV.
Education / Re: OAU Ranked 8th In Africa And 1st In Nigeria by Fajzay: 3:17pm On Aug 06, 2013
Ola Johnson: Great Ife rules. We made: E. A. Adeboye, Fidelis Oyakhilome, Ama Pepple, Bisade Ologunde, Itse Sagay, Femi Falana, Abike Dabiri, O. C. J. Okocha, Rotimi Akeredolu, Ernest Ndukwe, Sam Ohuabunwa, Jimi Agbaje, Fred Agbaje, Segun Mimiko, Femi Mimiko, Victor Oladokun (Turning Point), Femi Ojudu, Olorunimbe Mamora, etc.

Are there not some imbeciles on the streets made by you guyz as well Please name dem too o
Car Talk / Re: How To Avoid Men Of Edo State Task Force On Benin By-pass by Fajzay: 3:05pm On Aug 06, 2013
lonelydora: I haven't seen them before. But, Once I see people on the highway, and they are not uniformed personnel I recognise, I increase my speed to 120km/hr. Na them go jump comot for road. Which radio sticker? Make them go ask Oyibo wey put radio for motor.

Seriously You must be a snail driver!!! 120KM/Hr . Jeez ... Normal speed without any situation like this is even around 150/160Km/hr. Let alone if I see any strange movement. Infact I wont even see them as I would have zapped away with noticing them.lol

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Car Talk / Re: How To Avoid Men Of Edo State Task Force On Benin By-pass by Fajzay: 3:02pm On Aug 06, 2013
lagerwhenindoubt: All dat no go work with edo people. Simply dress like a witch doctor and paint your face. Carry a moulded statue with pointed nipples and sharp teeth and wrap it in a red cloth in the back seat of your car. Dem nor born dem well

Funny. I actually pictured that image in my mind. lolz
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Sets Friend Ablaze For Dating His Mum In Enugu State by Fajzay: 2:39pm On Aug 06, 2013
kennygee: In as much as it is a incestuous act, i am not in support of Jungle justice. Nobody shud kill a human being like they're killing an ant.

How is it in*cest*. The woman and his young "lover" aren't related by blood. Common!!!

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Religion / Re: Must I Dedicate My Car In The Church? by Fajzay: 11:23am On Aug 06, 2013
mobuch:

So those driving 2000-2011 cars are cursed

You r a big fooool.

Mobuch, take am easy on the guy na!!! LOL @ "So those driving 2000-2011 cars are cursed"
Religion / Re: Must I Dedicate My Car In The Church? by Fajzay: 11:21am On Aug 06, 2013
There is nothing wrong in dedicating a car, afterall we do child dedication, house dedication etc. I think its just a way of saying thank you to God for a big thing that just happened in your life and also to bless it (keep it safe away from workers of destruction as we believe in this part of the world anyway * grin).

But my question is what really do u have to dedicate? when u buy a new fone, do u run to your pastor to dedicate it or a new show or a new laptop Cos I could be at a level and buy a car and its like nothing to me and someone might buy an okada with his life savings and its a big thing for him. WRT this, I think things you go to dedicate is relative.

I stand to be corrected anywayz
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Access To My Scholarship Money. by Fajzay: 8:20am On Aug 04, 2013
freecocoa: I didn't even see this post before giving my advice so you see, I had a feeling this is what her reason could be.

I felt like that cos its something I would do but only if I'm sure the man I'm with isn't good with spending money.

OP I understand your skepticism cos tbh it takes a whole lot to trust someone with all you have but then, you should be able to make this decision based on how far you've come with this girl, is she the type who would stay with you through thick and thin? Has money always been an issue with you two? Does she have some money of her own and doesn't expect you to shoulder all her responsibilities? Is she materialistic? Am I handling money the right way? Do I give her a reason to feel I'm not my best when it comes to money issues?

Questions like the above are what you should ask yourself before reaching a conclusion.


Nope!!! U dont need someone's ATM pin to monitor his account. How do u want to do it? Are U in custody of the ATM card or u will be sneaking it out of his wallet to monitor? or ask him for it to go check the account Looks fishy to me. If you wanna monitor someone's account, just ask for his internet banking user name and ID. and the guy should keep his token far away or not even use token at all (endure the pain of going to the bank regularly / better still begin the use of mobile wallet app on ur fone). Like this she can see all transactions made on the account.
Crime / Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by Fajzay: 9:33am On Jul 30, 2013
waleadex: hmm...this is indeed worse than what my friend's wife did to his car.

What did your friend's wife do to his car? Pics pls!!!
Family / Re: Should Husbands Hide Money From Their Wives? by Fajzay: 12:17pm On Jul 20, 2013
gedtalks:

i hope you will be open to him when u earn your own salary

And drop her salary also for the man to manage it for her. Cos women of today have their own salaries for themselves alone. In fact, the guy shld just zero his mind off there as if she is unemployed. And give her the usual substantial monthly upkeep
Family / Re: Should Husbands Hide Money From Their Wives? by Fajzay: 9:22am On Jul 20, 2013
As much as I do no stand on the side of hiding money, I must say a man ought to give himself a margin to maneuver. When the chips are down, you'll see the other side of all these women commenting here about 'this is me', 'not all women are the same' bla bla bla. I had a friend who once lost his job in our office. You can imagine someone on a 500K payroll to 0 payroll overnight. Some slight slight tension began to creep up when serious needs arises (No MONEY, No HONEY but sugar fit dey / HONEY level drop small - Its normal). Thank God for wisdom the guy had beforehand, he's been saving a little every month and had like a million Naira savings somewhere. He said to me one day "Kay anything there is serious challenge, I just tell my wife am going out to source for funds,maybe friends etc etc ... he comes back with 50K withdrawal and they try to manage'. He said thats how to be a man!!! That was how he was able to survive that face and still be the man he ought to be. So to all ye ladies posting earlier about why must I know what he's worth. I'll like to ask if there is no pre determined monthly allowance you get from you hubby for house keeping and self upgrade. So which one is the "I must know what he earns by all means syndrome". And if he chose not to tell you, what'll you do? Head to the court?
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Oge Okoye's Uncompleted Mansion by Fajzay: 7:34am On Jul 20, 2013
Princek12: When did selling punny to Aristos and Alhajis become hardwork?
I think!!!
Literature / Re: A Story: Broken Vows by Fajzay: 10:42am On Jul 18, 2013
Superb write up. Good story line. Wish it could be a movie with excellent artistes. I almost had a tear when Joe gave his life to Christ. Thanks for keeping our minds alert and tuned to the frequency of love and forgiveness. That's all we need to make this world a better place for all and sundry!!! God bless glowingscenes. More oyel grease to your elbow.

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Literature / Re: A Story: Broken Vows by Fajzay: 1:50pm On Jul 17, 2013
Nothing she said even moved him and he greeted her every time. She wished she could do something, anything to make him stay away but she couldn’t and now, her sister was wearing a ring she supposed was an engagement ring and she was so happy while she was boiling inside. Their love was like something unearthly, like heaven on earth and she almost forgot that her sister was pregnant. Even Nick didn’t show her much love as Joe showed her sister and she got angrier for that.

What is wrong with that Salma girl sef. I think she is selfish and not better than "former" Joe

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Family / Re: Beware Of Robbers At Weddings & Receptions by Fajzay: 9:29pm On Jul 16, 2013
Nomski0:
Sexymoma where you dey since na?
Sexymoma has been busy protecting Slimyem from Uncle Obowunmi. Hmmm "Obowunmi", one needs to be protected from uncle oo .. cos dat name alone is FIRE
Car Talk / Re: Jeep Vs SUV: What's The Difference? by Fajzay: 2:12am On Jul 15, 2013
scholes23: Jeep is an SUV brand of Cherokee product. Pple prefer to refer to SUVs as Jeep cos they're familiar with the name and its easy to pronounce. How many pple call their vehicles SUV in Nigeria?
The answer is less than few or even none.

Mind u apart from SUV, we also have CUV, which is Crossover Utility Vehicle. E.g: RAV 4 & CRV. So not all high vehicles can be referred to as SUV.

And the full meaning of CRV is Comfortable Runabout Vehicle
TV/Movies / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Defends Beverly Osu’s Behaviour In Big Brother Africa by Fajzay: 8:31pm On Jul 14, 2013
biafra kwenu: With my vaseline and a picture of mercy johnson, i can remain celibate for 300years

Kolo. lolz
TV/Movies / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Defends Beverly Osu’s Behaviour In Big Brother Africa by Fajzay: 8:26pm On Jul 14, 2013
kreami diva: Sir Uti,i know why u shunned all d green lights o. Hmmm

Cos "she" doesn't need the greenlight. lolz
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Replies Tonto Dikeh’s Twitter Diss by Fajzay: 11:26pm On Jul 11, 2013
igbo boy:

you an tonto dikeh which school una go sef?
Una shorthand writing dey turn head ah ah...Write in english, pidgin or your native language instead of bastardizing the English language...

Mr Oloyinbo U for apply to go mark WAEC English papers na. lolz
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Replies Tonto Dikeh’s Twitter Diss by Fajzay: 7:49pm On Jul 11, 2013
Red_Card: I think Toto Joystick is right some how. How can MJ's husband send her back to work after 3 months? She was even working on numerous Alaba disgraceful n poor movies while pregnant...it only shows how unprofessional she can be. As for Toto Joystick, her fall @Iyanya's concert was an attention seeking act. Unprofessional too. Toto should better get a rest cos she and mgbeke MJ are of same material.

Right my foot!!!. I don't bloody care about both of them but MJ has a right to choose how she lives her life. COme to think of it, if you work for a company in this country, your Mat. leave is commonly 3 months (some org. are 6mnths anyway). So at the expiration of the time frame, would u sit back at home and not resume at your office? So cos she doesnt really work under someone should make her lazy or decide to do anyhw she wants. Either she rushed back to huzzle* for money or she resumed cos of career discipline, that's her biz ... so To*to Decay shout STFU and get a life.!!!

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Travel / Re: Airlines To Compensate Passengers For Delayed Flights, Others. by Fajzay: 6:46pm On Jul 11, 2013
googlepikin: and i was hoping aero was going to compensate me my money for that their strike early dis year. cry cry cry FG are dumb, i cant bliv dis rules were not there all dis while. so my money have enter missed call. i fill so depress now.just kissed N39,000 bye bye.annoying part they are saying august instead of them to start from dis recent one aero did to us.do you know how much they would have make in that 3weeks strike? Who own aero sef, is it Indians or Afghanistans.

You can request for a refund / rescheduling of flight. You won't loose ur 39K.
Travel / Re: Airlines To Compensate Passengers For Delayed Flights, Others. by Fajzay: 6:44pm On Jul 11, 2013
king arizona: In the implemented passenger bill of right, the NCAA should also add fine that should be paid by passengers that misses their flight!! That's all!!!

Olodo!! .. There is already a penalty for missing your flight. Its called no show fee!!!

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