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tzetzefly: But he didnt, did he? This same Atletico Madrid team were beaten by a dis-jointed Barca FC (1-2) with a man less i.e. (Messi) just 5days earlier with 35mins left in that contest....

So FC Barca with such problems, still boast of a better play rating than Madridista. My submission.....

I don't see any meaningful point in your submission ... FCOL, when did A. Madrid become the yardstick for assessment between Barca & Madrid. Common guyz, lets put up meaningful and constructive criticism. My 2 cents!!!

tit: it could be a thousand and one things.
it could be the air intake sensors.
it could be the exhaust sensors.
it could be the catalytic converter.
I had that check engine light (cel) on my 2002 Toyota sienna.
it turned out to be the charcoal canister. about $500 repairs.
you need to (get mechanic who can) run diagnostics on the car.

Sometimes its due to bad fuel as well. Lots of adulterated fuel in this country. Even outside Naija sef, e dey

samm_miey: @op I logged on 2carfax.com,it only states my car has 25 history records and nothing more.where do I get to view d records?

Nothing comes for free my friend. U have to pay for it. Most times around $20 o $40 if u are paying for multiple access

chubby-tee:
8.Before you make any payment for, or on, the vehicle: look through the lower region of the automobile's windscreen, literally in front of the steering wheel, or on the door frame of the driver's side, for the 17-digit VIN (Vehicle Identification Number)log on to carfact.com, to get the vehicle history( service,ownership;incident-like accident/s etc).

This is a nice post, i really enjoyed it. However, I tend to go against para 8.
Do I hear why? I'll tell you....
In this part of the world, we don't keep effective and detailed records of repairs
and pimping carried out on vehicles.
once again, your no.1 to 7, very accurate and impressive.

The OP was referring to a tokunbo vehicle which most times has its sevice records updated accordingly if the previous owner goes to authorized autoshops and not just any wannabe workshop. As for me, once I dont see a detailed and trustworthy history on the car i aim to purchase on carfax, I just click next

chygoz3: Interesting piece of information. So if I check my father's car's VIN, I should be able to know who the car belonged to?

Mumu!! hehe

Engen: Common guys...dis is just a Nollyhood film or is it called Nollywood? Anyway, no man in a normal right frame of mind will marry those two entities...men damn!!! those women are WHO-GLY especially the first woman...and moreover the guy in this picture looks dazed,confused and under a spell of ugliness...can't you guys tell?

The "1st" wife was pretty when he married her, but u know with ladies of nowadays some cant just maintain their weight / shape. Just after 2 yrs of marriage, see what she has become and compare it to her pics during their wedding 2yrs ago

Source: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/nollywood-wedding-scandal-estranged-wife-shows-up-in-church/

Na wa ooo.. Just read it on sunnewsonline as well

ziccoit: See you there. Did Jesus struggle frantically to own the wold via enrichment when he had the opportunity? Since you want to draw comparison;

Jesus would have established private universities for the less priviledges and destitues.

He would have developed his members instead of flying in private jet all around the world

He would have stood by the poor masses when it matters and feed the corrupt politicians with correct words of God

He would have strived to effect positive changes in his society.

What have u done for the destitutes in your area. Am not talking about your relatives or the area boiz u declare for at the bar near ur crib. Am talking about strangers. So let everyman look inward b4 bashing another. Mtchewww

laylow001: Akpors has been admiring
his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married. So, one day the lady herself approached Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling seductively).
AKPORS: Wow! Anything for
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…jus­t don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be so
ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to do
anything for you. LADY:
You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…­ AKPORS: Oh poor
you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next
street for repairs?

Akpos is a bongo!!! lolz

lots of twists and turn to this episode. There is actually no smoke without a fire!!!

It was reported that Mercy Aigbe, the Yoruba popular actress, had an issue with her hubby, Lanre Gentry, at the Troy Lounge, where she honoured the Oodua TV crew for interview and the husband, Lanre was said to have dragged her out of the venue furiously.

This is what Mercy sent to us as her response when Nigeriafilms.com inquired about her reaction over the story.

Contrary to gist going round on some blogs about how actress Mercy Aigbe was publicly disgraced by her husband Lanre Gentry, nothing of the sort actually happened.

According to inside sources, the actress arrived Troy Lounge, Ogba, the venue of the hosting late due to the fact that there was a party at her husband’s hotel in honour of a certain artiste.

Mercy’s husband Lanre Gentry actually got to Troy Lounge 30 minutes before Mercy Aigbe who later arrived in her car a, Toyota Solara V6 SLE, in company of her younger sister, PA and some friends.

Mercy was later ushered to the red carpet where she spent about 30 minutes taking photos with fans.

Subsequently, the actress was taken to a room which was reserved for her by the O’odua M’oun M’aworan crew (this is actually a norm with both the V Channel and O’odua TV team) for her to rest before joining the party which was already being enjoyed by her husband.

While on the hot seat, Mercy Aigbe answered several questions from fans. And when asked what her regret in life was, she was quick to say “My only regret in life is that my husband is not the father of my first child, I wish I had met him earlier than I did because he has been so good to me.”

A[b]fter she danced with guests at the event, she complained of tiredness and retired to her room. The MC of the event, Soji Omotayo, who was trying to make light comedy (as he knew Mercy was in her room already) started asking “Where is Mercy o”[/b]
Back at the room, Mercy had changed into a more comfortable outfit (a white Jalamia). She was later joined by her husband and they both came downstairs together. However, Mercy’s car developed a fault and refused to start. Lanre Gentry then attempted to get someone to fix the problem with the car but was advised by Bimbo Salako of O’Odua TV to let it be until Monday morning since it was already late. Mercy later joined her hubby in his car and they drove off.

Mercy’s car was later moved from Troy Lounge at about 1 pm yesterday for repairs.

Meanwhile, fans and friends feel that it's uncalled for to have gone there with another clothing item. even if she wants to change if she wasn't feeling too comfortable with what she had on earlier she could have changed into something more beffiting for the ceremony rather than something as extremely casual as a Jalamia as reported.

Comments in bold ... very very suspicious though

Source : http://news.naij.com/30470.html

pappythinko: In ma last comment regrettably i admit to hve commited that sin of immoralty. Please will law of karma still come to haunt me after several days of fasting n prayer for God to have mercy on ma soul?? if Yes what do i do now?? ma conscience is still dsturbn me. pls reply asap.

Quit looking or thinking like an offender. Bible says "there is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus" If u have asked for forgiveness, God doesn't have a record of that wrong doing. Read Rom 8:1 & Rom 8:30. God bless

joseph1832: I ask this, why do people fornicate and commit adultery as well as all forms of sexual perversion? The answer to this is the same reason why male corp members sleep with their female student, and female corp members sleep with their father's mates. It's a two way question. All in all, it is very wrong!.

. correct

snowdrops: From the article, there is no evidence that she was cheating on him. For goodness sake, why on earth would a married woman go having a fling whilst her husband is in same building What if she was in loo, phone call, etc etc.

What i see here is a veryyy jealous and insecure husband, and a judgemental audience here on NL, reaching conclusion with no evidence. Shows you guys casting aspersions on her all have a filthy filthy mind.

In a civilized society that her husband would be cooling off in jail for domestic assault.

what are u talking about? Are u really in this world or u come from another planet. I, am not saying the story is true or false. Its is very very possible. Have U not seen where husband is having it with the housemaid or the wife is having it with the gardner / driver in d same house. What kinda loo is she doing for an hr + or phone call and u leave ur hubby without a word or info that u going to do this or that.

DJDOLA: D fone am usin now I saw it on a cab I off it later remove d sim put my own sim start usin it..pls if d owner of d Iphone5 is here pls can u pls explain how am goin 2 use dat application dat forcast weather plssssssss

Mr Thief, don't worry, he'll soon catch u via d icloud app. Just wait till u make dat foolish mistake of ...

Have u never heard, u keep a girl with whatever u used to get her. So keep flashing the cash while its yet available

Scarpon: for this kind weather na hin I see bb poshe or iphone 5 and u expect me to return am?? na jaz??

You have just named ur price ... so cheap. Pple have found stuffs worth more than that and yet returned it. If stealing / greed doesn't lie within u or in ur blood, you'll return another man's property if found

Lagusta: boss u dont have to mention her name nah

As if you are not happy that her name was mentioned. If u have ur way, U'll request for her contact. lmao

herkeym001: Most Nurses and Doctors are very bad, I stay at orile and I have much experience about those local nurses and their doctors. Won bad gan ni. Almost every guy wey dey my compound don secs nurse maryam including me. She's the worst have ever seen in my life.

Maryam is in deep shaite* ooo. Where is Maryam from o?

Marpol: I am yet to see 10W30 oil in Nigeria!

That might be correct. I don't know if we've got that in Nigeria though. Was advised in Dec by the Autozone tech to use that grade due to the mileage so I bought some with some other car accessories and shipped it

Mynd_44: Lemme say this before the "Jesus crew" comes.

You have decided to let the marriage gi hence you are starring single parenting in the face. You have a choice to make and it is simple: are you ready and willing to be a single mother? Do you have the strenght to do it.

In the answer to those two questions lies the answer to your problem ma'am. You can terminate it if you really want to just don't do it in a quack hospital and I an sure you will be good or you can have the baby and deal with the man who will of course come back to demand for "His child"

"Jesus crew"

@ OP, The deed has been done. The mistake has been made ... Marriage is no child's play, you guys are not married yet which to me is a blessing in disguise. I'll say count your loses and move on with you life and baby. The one that will love u, accept you and ur baby will do. There are lots of single ladies (no baby oo) without husband while there are married "after one's". So move on with ur lofe, keep ur acts, sense and shape together ... There is hope.

alajor: Yobo's phone rings, he picks d call and says....yobo..hello-...keshi-its me keshi,how r u?....yobo-i'm fine coach....keshi-good, I just wanted to tell u as d captain of d super eagles dat I won't include ur name in d team to play kenya. Hope u understand....yobo- I understand coach,thanks for informing me and good luck....keshi- thanks. Ok bye...yobo- bye coach. Call ends. Now was dat difficult and how much would it cost keshi. I rest my case.

How long will Keshi keep doing that, cos from the look of things Yobo doesnt look to be an integral part of his plans defensively. Yobo should know its time to call it a day!

Afam4eva: Yobo is not angry for been left out of the tea. His only grouse is that the captain of the team which is is, was not intimated concerning the happenings prior to the match. I agree with Yobo 100%.

I disagree slightly with you. So if the coach thinks there are better players defensively to be called in the next 10 games or 2 tourneys other than Yobo, he should keep calling him each time to tell him he isn't included in the team list. Yobo shld understand when to draw the curtain. Make he no be like Papa 50 (Uncle Kanu) running up and down the sidelines in 2010 world cup as if he is a coach gingering the players in the name of being captain. Rubbis_h

edoyad: The OP has a point no matter how harsh he may have sounded. Why is it almost impossible to get 5W30 Engine oil type in Nigeria? The mechanics assume all cars on Nigerian roads must be serviced with 20w50 type Oil for some strange reason. This is in-spite of the fact that many Japanese cars are designed to run on the 5w30 range type.

If your car has accumulated over 120K miles, its advisable to use a higher grade like say 10W30 for better engine efficiency.

PortHarcourtBoy: Make we kukuma begin service motor with palm oil

U're craz*y. Thats funny

chatterly: Absolutely agree with his post,my 07 camry engine just gave up last week here in Lagos(long story),i service my car @ a reputable toyota workshop every 5000 miles but was told the issue had to do with unrated engine oil.I have now bought a replacement engine ,the mechanics opened up the top of the old engine and it was all clogged up with dark oil.I have been advised to use only Mobil one going forward and reduce service intervals to 3000 miles.

You don't have to use Mobil 1 oil for ur 07 camry, check the manual for your car and you will see the grade of oil Toyota recommended for that type of vehicle and change the oil and filter every 5000miles / 3 months (whichever comes first). I use Mobil 1 oil for my Mercedez S-class cos thats what the manual calls for but I don't Mobil 1 for my Acura MDX and TL I use Tola 20W50 or so and Mobil 10W30 respectively as against the 5W20 recommended in the manual and this is due to the advance mileage the car has accumulated over time. Mobil 1 is 9K as against 3K for these other grades. Save urself some money without actually endangering ur ride.

Kgdavid: look up the meanings of the peregrinated and excrescence and yu will discover that the man is actually not making sense at all.

Gbam!!!

exxell: As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus; The Christ, who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical excrescence, spartan discipline, mental magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento.

https://www.facebook.com/patrick.obahiagbon.3

The Prof Is Back... The grammatical architect of our time. This his Eeaster message is worthy of reflection and practice... That is if Nigerians will leave the grammatical verbosity and read in between the lines

Gibberish!!! No iota of sense/substance in those lines. Communication is simple and straight forward

shakur1234: Would you attend your ex-girlfriend wedding who could have end up being your dream wife?want to know your reaction before telling you how I felt at the wedding.

OP, why not? There is nothing like dream wife. Come back to reality from that dream of urs. Whoever u end up with is wife. SIMPLE. As regards attending ur ex wedding, if u r invited and u are chanced, just go. There is nothing like bad loser as ve read in one of ur lines on this thread. That it doesnt work out between 2 people means a potential marriage crash might have been avoided. There is no do or die in relationship. If it works , FINE and if the relationship doesnt work out. Next bust stop pls!!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Smh.

So all these half men here refuse to move on after the relationship ended? You will only feel awkward if you go alone, and not when a prettier lady than your ex is by your side, a.k.a, your current girlfriend. So what's the problem here exactly? Unless i am not invited.

Next!
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You dont even need a any lady let alone a prettier lady to accompany to ur ex wedding. If you guyz are still in touch or still friends and u are invited. Just go like u would to any of ur friends wedding. Not all breakups are nasty.

bright87: Tnx for your answer, women cant be trusted doesn't mean i should conclude. i am truly a no nonsense person so dont think she is using me, and besides it was not that easy wooing her.. it took about 3 months to cross d bridge just that i was good with my game plan on getting her to my side.. because it's very rare to get a girl without BF these days you just have to learn the art dislodgement... !

Kindly enlighten me more on what you mean by "me dwelling on long thing" and "her being emotionally weak" Bro I have to be sincere with you, i know she has strong feelings for me because we didnt start dating coz she had problems with her ex-, they were okay together while i snatched her, but truth be told I just wish I never got emotionally attached to her, because i am actually not based in naija and it's of truly no use keeping such relationship.. coz i would be leaving in few months time. Even though she insist that she would wait for me, but i have told her that she can't wait and I see her as someone who cant wait so she shouldn't think of waiting and this always angers her. I truly needed a sincere advise on how to detach myself from her emotionally without her knowing and still do things with her normally... coz i don't wanna feel too bad when the time comes for me to leave naija. Thanks.. just advise not thrashing me, coz i am not a learner, just that we find ourselves in certain situation we never planned for. Cheers ![/quote]@ OP, you just pour sand into another man's garri in the name of dislogdement and u are here looking for sincere advice towards an insincere course. You want to detach yourself from her and still be bedding her as if no shaking ba? I guess "u are not naija based" is one of the antiques you deployed to overturn the sense*less lady's fish-brain to your advantage. SMH for naija babes that fall prey to "ILAS" - I Live Abroad Syndrome even though the mister lives in the next district or na seme for there sef. I pity u and the poor lady!
There is a saying that "whatever u did to get a girl is what u need to continue doing to keep her" If na lie, keep on lying and if na ur abroad based story.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

Kechybee: Abeg dis is not a Nigerian thing. I pray ‎​U enter plane wit Asians, na there ‎​‎​‎​U go knw how far. They will so irritate and annoy ‎​U.

Spot on. I do take take SAA from Jo'burg to Angola frequently at a time and most times you have a good number of chinese passengers on that route. Good luck to u if they make up 80% of the total pax. They can be so unruly, irritating and difficult to put in order. They exhibit most of the traits listed by the OP. Only, I haven't seen them clapping o or shouting PRAISEEEEE the LORDDDDD!!! @ landing.

adaobi123: Unlike British airways ! Can you imagine, during the whole flight I only had a cup of juice at the beginning and water during dinner. And I asked for more juice and they stinkly refused.

Try United Airlines, you'll know how far?