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CultureRe: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by faketan(m): 5:30pm On Nov 11, 2007
As my wife has said earlier, please do not go into oat taking except for public office. I have been with ify. . for a long time (6 years) and we have been doing it fine but no oath(blood or water) but we are good together even though Toshman, Romeo and Ikomi are jealous.

Sorry do not do it. It is bad. But if you insist, we can take you guys to Okija.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 3:49pm On Nov 11, 2007
Romeo. . . umuaka di ka unu biko laba ura ma o bu ibanye n'ulo.

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Soso ify nwee ya.

Obi mooooooooo. Buru ya bia.  Ikomi ibu machine, kedu ebe ada Sadaam no?

A ga m agwa ya ooo

Tosh bia aga m enye gi condom ma I choo
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 3:32pm On Nov 11, 2007
Toooshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I na-eme m obi uto. Ina-asi asi di ka amuru gi muo isi asi. Toshieeeeeeeee! Anu a ana-agba egbe O na-acho condom, Igbakaria osiwe imi na g-string. I ga-apass nnu. kama i ga-ebu uzo chezo skirt na g-string, makwa condo.

Toshi abiakwa ozo hoya hoho hoya.

Tosh aga m agwa gi etu m si ruo gbagbo na Loughborough ma mecha passicha ule m niile.

Nna gi agaghi ama. Ujo atula gi. Iwere sense ahu iji konuko umunwanyi dee exam gi, ihe ga-adi mma.

Ara kwu oto na-akpasu nwoke iwe, ikpu gbara aji na-ame amu yom yom.

Ikomium amaghidi m ihe m ga-agwa gi.

Ify m asago gi. Agbara nwanyi. Onye m ji eme onu.

Hua putara onye na-enweghi omara, kwuo ta kwuo echi. Ify aru m choro gi. Olee nga ino
Oookwa ma oburu train.

Toshimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 3:20pm On Nov 11, 2007
Ikpu gbara aji na-eme amu yom yom.
CultureRe: Are Nigerian Men Lazy Or Just Completely Insensitive? by faketan(m): 2:25am On Nov 11, 2007
Hmm the funny thing is that most of the posts are coming from boys wink. . . anyway the thread was started by a teenager. smiley
CultureRe: Are Nigerian Men Lazy Or Just Completely Insensitive? by faketan(m): 9:57pm On Nov 10, 2007
One good thing you guys will try to find out is the result of this being sensitive.

90% of nigerian women will take you as feminine. I was just telling a friend about an experience I had. You do everything to make a girl feel welcome as a friend and may be something more(being sensitive in you girls term) but it will now make the girl think you are not man enough.

It is perculiar with Nigerian women. So guys if want to be sensitive be careful because an average Nigerian girl does not grow up with soft dad or soft men. They believe being helpful is not manly.

It is not their fault.
CultureRe: Are Nigerian Men Lazy Or Just Completely Insensitive? by faketan(m): 7:25pm On Nov 10, 2007
To say chineke does not convince anyone you have not forgotten ur language.

Even my oyibo friends here de say well.
CultureRe: Are Nigerian Men Lazy Or Just Completely Insensitive? by faketan(m): 6:30pm On Nov 10, 2007
true for my father but my husband?? he gotta carry it. lipsrsealed am sorry.[/color]
Very funny. Just pray very hard except you are one of those who wouldn't mind  a divorce which is presently a lucrative business.
Unfortunate  our sensitive nigerian girls have also learnt the trade.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by faketan(m): 11:57pm On Nov 08, 2007
And because she will not share it, u will not wish she  wins?
Bad belle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:34pm On Nov 08, 2007
mana o bughi Ikpogi LovePeddler.

I will not call my enemy LovePeddler.

Well your initial reaction was not like someone who will take it as a joke. whatever. . .vooooom. . .I'm outta this place
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:25pm On Nov 08, 2007
Nnenne ihuru ihe m dere?
faketan:
Romeo i no mma. . . . ka ichoro isonye na post whores? tongue
O n ighotaghi ihe ji dee ihe dere? Romeo was complaining that he has no one.
hehehehe. . . . lekwa abu m bike aji adighi ya biko
romeo:
fake snatched ify, presido snatched Nnenne, toshmann snatched fesse, monshege snatched blackdiamond, ikomi snatched NWADA GHETTO, and collectively they chased Tasiana away all in the name of making Romeo suffer grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

osetiaaaaaaa cheesy cheesy cheesy
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:18pm On Nov 08, 2007
Look again:

Mgbe ihuru ya i mee ka m mara.


Biko onweghibeghi ihe na-eme ebe ga-ebute udi ihea nnenne inugo.

I will simply bolt if you guys mis-understand me.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:14pm On Nov 08, 2007
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Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady
« #12773 on: November 02, 2007, 03:00 AM »

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Naija_Diva

where you at? here goes your 400 pages u've been waiting on. thanks to our Igbo postaholics/post whores. lol.
Ngwa leenu ma ihuru udi ihe a.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:05pm On Nov 08, 2007
Nnenne mbakwa. ,  .no be you. Obughikwa ihe m na-ekwu.

Okwa ihe mmadu kwuru ebea ka m kwughariri. . .go to page 400
I cannot use that word on my enemy let alone nnenne.

Agbenyeghi na O gbara m boot soro Presido.

Nsogbu adighi. . . . .enwerem ify m.
O na-emekwa m obi oma
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:03pm On Nov 08, 2007
I ga-aghotabu? Presi kedu I ga-esi ghota. Ebe iji isi na ukwu zoro Nnenne. Onweghizi onye na-ahu ya anya.

Post whores? jukwa Ghettochyk ihe om putara. . . . just quoting her
SportsEverton Vs Nurmberg: Anichebe On Fire by faketan(op): 10:55pm On Nov 08, 2007
Anichebe on fire in Europe.

Got a penalty. Scored a second.

A supersub.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 3:48pm On Nov 08, 2007
Onye si na anyi agaghi adi, ayeye ofo, onye si na anyi agaghi adi, a n ye n ye ofo, ify kwe ka ikuku buru ya ya, a n ye ye yeye ikuku buru ya o a yeye ofo.
Ka of soro ibe ya reeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Ify bia susuom onu. Onweghi ihe meganu.
nama enwghi usu.
Susuo m obikwa. Anya ufu na-abute odachi
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 2:20pm On Nov 08, 2007
Oh Presido na Nnenne? O ihe meganu? Ekwesikwaranu m imata eri oge.

Romeo i no mma. . . . ka ichoro isonye na post whores? tongue
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 2:41am On Nov 08, 2007
Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Toshieee toshi toshi, toshieeee toshi toshi. Onye nkem

Anu a na-agba egbe o na-acho condom
Anu a na -agba egbe o na-esi imi na g-string.

O le nga ino? E nwere ndi i ga-agburu ogwu oke.

Toshi nwa amama . . . .

O ga-agakwara gi nke oma na nlele ahu i na-elele.


Ify moooooooooooo, susuo m onu?
Ekenekwa m umu igbo niile , ma ndi na-agu egwu kegite ma ndi kegite.

haha

Fesse de eme. . .Ify no mma. . . juokwaa ese
TravelRe: West African Countries Hate Nigerians? by faketan(m): 10:23pm On Nov 07, 2007
Sweet T:
@Faketan
I'm not falling for any bait, i work in law enforcement and if i tell you some of the things that Nigerians are doing you will be apalled ! Nigerians are too arrogant and self centered. It's about me me me me me for them !!!!
I hope you will not be annoyed if I asked you if you are nigerian?

What is the proportion of genuine nigerians involved in the so called crimes as compared to africans?

Let us know.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 6:04pm On Nov 07, 2007
Ekene m umuigbo nile.

Achughi m Toshman. Tosh na-ele exam ok.

O ga-abia very soon.

Hehe chychy kedu?

Ify moooo otegokwanu
SportsRe: Nigeria Whoops Ass In Beach Soccer by faketan(m): 3:22pm On Nov 06, 2007
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:44pm On Nov 04, 2007
Hee Ghettochyk. . . I na-enwetakwa onwe gi. . . Ihuru n Ify m? Biko gwa ya na m na-acho ya. Na o gugbuola m
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:42pm On Nov 04, 2007
Ify biko bianu kedu ebe i no. ihe ahu na-agusi me ike, bia bia bia, Onwere nri ahu inyere m na-ato bi m uto, A choro m ime gi obi oma. Iziga gi ebe i na-agatubeghi mbu.
TravelRe: West African Countries Hate Nigerians? by faketan(m): 10:30pm On Nov 04, 2007
Sweet T:
@Posters
I don't care if they like Nigerians or not, I love all Africans !!! The thing some of our people they do sometimes dey tire me. Sometimes Nigeria makes African look bad. Some people even think Nigeria is a continent on its own. I know Bush did when he first got in office !!
The good things we do outweighs the bad things we do.
They only highlight our evil to make us look inferior and you fall for the bait

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