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Jobs/Vacancies / Accountant Needed At Telecoms Company In VI by FakoMaybach1: 9:33am On Aug 08, 2019
Dear Colleagues,

A client in the telecoms service provision sub-sector requires the services of an accountant to head the Finance unit.

The ideal candidate should possess the following:
1. B.SC/HND in Accounting
2. ACA or equivalent
3. Not more than 35 years of age with a minimum of 5 years relevant experience.
4. Ability to work with little supervision.

The job scope covers key finance responsibilities. Salary is between 200k to 300k

Send cv to[b] ekehector@gmail.com send a copy to Marg.erp1@gmail.com[/b]
Education / Re: Unilag studies thread by FakoMaybach1: 11:41am On Apr 01, 2019
amodu:


I am not getting it

What is the relationship between your career and whatsapp group


You must be fun at parties
Education / Re: Unilag studies thread by FakoMaybach1: 11:22pm On Mar 28, 2019
i don try the wassap link tire...abeg save my career. Masters in Risk management part time help me oo 08130278114
Education / Re: Masters Risk Management (MRM) Unilag Thread (Whatapp Group ) by FakoMaybach1: 12:25am On Mar 26, 2019
Bros, i tried the link i no see any group oh. Abeg how much is the fees and when is the deadline to pay acceptance
Family / Re: "Suitors Now Prefer Our Maids To Our Daughters For Marriage" - Nigerian Parents by FakoMaybach1: 11:08am On May 06, 2018
This post so hit me. My mother lives with my eldest sister, and she has a maid.
Now just imagine the maid learning how to cook from my mother (a maestro of traditional dish) and my eldest sister you and i know that first borns saby cook wella

If that girl is smart her cooking skills go mad gan, her husband go enjoy am no be small
Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala: Governor Aregbesola Assaulted Me Verbally Over Excess Crude Fund by FakoMaybach1: 3:46pm On Apr 26, 2018
Jolar101:


You lacks comprehension memory.

And you are a loquacious oaf, run along now you have been noticed
Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala: Governor Aregbesola Assaulted Me Verbally Over Excess Crude Fund by FakoMaybach1: 2:11pm On Apr 26, 2018
Some people are very stupid, where did they get the information that monies were withdrawn from ECA?
In all the reasons she listed there none of them said money was withdrawn, fashola was on legality, understandable cus he was a lawyer, kudos raji.
Oshomole was to pay for his new wives bride price, Aregbe was looking for money to work in Osun, i dont blame him. Akpabio wanted to steal his own, nobody can argue that.

Now the money has been shared and the rest looted for election, NOI is not to be blamed, the nigerian masses are to be blamed we should have forced our political class to be accountable to us. We faced the recession not them, let us be wiser this time

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Career / Re: Please How Do I Know That My Company Remmited The Tax Deducted From My Salary To by FakoMaybach1: 8:51pm On Apr 07, 2018
erico2k2:

Since U r in the know let me ask, Do you have one tax rate in 9ja? is there a specified wage range or a tax code for different people of family size?I have never worked in 9ja so I truly don't know.

Unfortunately it is not so in practice, we have the PITA and the CITA which stipulates how personal income tax and company income tax should be deducted. but some states are very poor in driving compliance only Lagos and maybe Abuja and Porthacourt can boast of little compliance. Other states just go to Abuja for sharing money.
There are allowances in the law for family size and dependent relations, capital allowances, allowable expenses etc. please use a consultant the tax man is not your friend ooooo!!!!!

TO all those quoting me and saying their opinions i wish to refer you to Okezie ikpeazu case the current abia state governor accused of tax fraud. it was shown that his taxes were deducted at source but not remitted as at when due, ikpeazu was absolved of liability by the court of appeal. though the case is at the supreme court now ikpeazu will likely walk.

Many people come here to air funny opinions this is naija after reporting and the man pays up the tax what will happen to you? aby u think u will be protected here?
Brother i know its painful but they dont hold your destiny, face the future cus its brighter
Celebrities / Re: Alizee’s Management Releases Official Statement On Her Murder by FakoMaybach1: 7:23am On Apr 07, 2018
i wonder why i dont pity her, Gold diggers end up in the dirt where the gold is. Well let her serve as a lesson to others, Nigerian men are not that crazy highest if u provoke us we sleep around.

Oyibo go walk scot free, he will be released on bail and skip it like the Marathoo sisters, she don die for nothing
Career / Re: Please How Do I Know That My Company Remmited The Tax Deducted From My Salary To by FakoMaybach1: 7:19am On Apr 07, 2018
Bros Your location is the most important aspect, if you are in Abuja then it will go to FIRS but for any other state your taxes goes to the state internal revenue board.

Bros i have to tell u that pursuing this is a waste of resources, when you were working with them your taxes were classified as PAYEE, that is pay as you earn...now that you have quit it will be cancelled and turn to Personal Income tax. so you pursing them for remitting Payee is not your duty but that of the government, and you are not responsible for them not paying. be at rest



I am a tax consultant and an auditor, for more information and if you need my services a mail will do

CiAO

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Family / Re: The Evil Machination Called Alimony . A Response To Should Alimony Be Considered by FakoMaybach1: 3:20pm On Mar 31, 2018
bukatyne:
Points 2 and 3 are hogwash.

2. Expect we are in a different Africa, a lot of widows have lost their homes and husband's wealth to greedy in-laws who will not care for the kids. The woman struggles alone to bring up her kids and the man shows up at the end with 'It was the devil's handiwork.'

3. It is not biblical? I laugh.

I think we should look at what really happens around us before we begin to proffer solutions.


Show me where it is in the bible, that God encouraged alimony.

And the practice of taking a widows wealth has been drastically reduced, and we are talking about alimony, this doesnt apply to dead people it applies to the living
Family / Re: The Evil Machination Called Alimony . A Response To Should Alimony Be Considered by FakoMaybach1: 12:28pm On Mar 27, 2018
crackhaus:
That's why smart people sign a prenup to protect their investments.

If the wife-to-be asks you, "baby why should we sign a prenup..do you think I am interested in your wealth?"
Tell her, "baby I know you love me for real, but are you planning to get a divorce?"
These feminists are asking for alimony when we dont even have prenup yet. some cultures in Nigeria once u give am belle she go just park enter ur house wife don start be that oo. wey the time and money to employ lawyer begin sign pre-nup?..i tell u there is a coordinated attack against men and it is slowly growing

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Family / The Evil Machination Called Alimony . A Response To Should Alimony Be Considered by FakoMaybach1: 10:06am On Mar 27, 2018
First of What is Alimony?
Alimony simply is a husband's (or wife's) provision for a spouse after separation or divorce; maintenance.
Please note that Alimony is different from child support. Child support goes to the children and the person with custody administers the funds, but alimony goes to the woman or man after separation.

The payer of alimony is usually the richer of the party, but most times it falls on the man.

I am strongly against importing this evil from obodo oyibo and i will state my reasons below

1. It is an invitation for exploitation
Nigeria is fond of importing ideologies from the west and corrupting it. even democracy we have messed it up, aby feminism we have dabaru that one. Let me tell u what will happen once alimony is passed into law. Boy meets broke girl, she doesnt love him but she will deny him sex until he is forced to marry. after marriage she will do everything to frustrate him and get a divorce, she gets the divorce and she gets paid for the rest of her life!!. Alimony doesnt stop until the other party remarries, so all baby girl needs to do is to collect condo on code, for her account will never run dry. Even America saw this exploitative traits by their women, they brought up pre-nup and some other laws to curb it.

2. African Culture has it covered
A man doesnt need to pay a woman after divorce and vice versa cus in africa esp Nigeria we have extended family. Such a person will not be left to their fate like in the west, there will always be one uncle or aunty that will take u in and help u heal. African society is wonderful we dont need anymore from the west

3.It is against our religion.
i am not a pastor but i cant see anywhere Jesus encouraged men to pay ex wives or pay baby mamas. if u wan do am eh na for ur pocket

There is a well orchestrated plan by some women to dominate and destroy men. with this Alimony they are bringing up now we will now become full time ATM

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Politics / Re: Aliyu Akwe-Doma Is Dead by FakoMaybach1: 8:26am On Mar 07, 2018
As usual they go to foreign hospitals, and come to be buried in Nigeria....to politicians Nigeria is only fit for burial ground.

They say respect the dead, but the Evil that men do lives after them, if Nassarawa had good health care system he wont have to die in a strange land.

I cannot bring myself to wish him rest in peace

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Education / Re: Liberia Seeks 6000 Teachers From Nigeria- Liberia President by FakoMaybach1: 5:06pm On Mar 05, 2018
i am ready to teach in Liberia abeg, anything but this sh!t hole, Liberia na US colony hopefully i go fit enter yankee from there.
TV/Movies / Re: 2018 Oscars Winners by FakoMaybach1: 10:48am On Mar 05, 2018
Gary oldman wey take telephone beat him wife na him win..ok

Well make we wait for next year, if black panther no pack awards na then i go hate oscars
TV/Movies / Re: Black Panther: The 11 African Tribes, Cultures Featured (photos) by FakoMaybach1: 10:00pm On Mar 04, 2018
Y0ruba:



Black Panther was a super-hero movie adapted from a comic book based on a story of blacks fighting fellow blacks with a white man stepping in at the end to settle the carnage.

If I can infer from that, it means, blacks are an uncivilized bunch engaged in an endless bloodshed till the Europeans enlightened them. Does this remind you of missionary & colonialism in Africa?

Also, Africans who are bright in the head know the movie made money for the white establishment & also, watered down the name/struggles of the Black Panther Party in the Black History in the US.

The movie is pure crap.

When i saw the name of your moniker i wasnt surprised...em suffer-stikated people

Abeg someone shud help me with those Afonja memes

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Politics / Re: OBJ'S Men Pull Out Of PDP by FakoMaybach1: 9:53pm On Mar 04, 2018
Myndd u don talk am finish...they are a special kind of dumb.
Well me no send them i will sha Atikulate when the time comes

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Business / Re: Nigeria Moves To Recover $3 Billion From Chinese Owned Addax Petroleum by FakoMaybach1: 8:00am On Mar 04, 2018
Wetin dey pain me pass be say, if the court orders them to pay the 3 millon aby billion dollars, Abba Kyari will collect 500k and reduce the fine for them.

Who are they deceiving?, they have used style to blame Jonathan again, it seems his new election role in freetown is painin APC wella, they keep calling the mans name up and down.

APC is just full of BullSh!t

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Politics / Re: VAIDS: FG To Name, Shame, Prosecute Tax Evaders From March 31 by FakoMaybach1: 12:59am On Mar 02, 2018
i wrote an article earlier warning people of this VAIDS, this govt is out to oppress and harass people.
If you think this will get politicians then you are still sleeping, Politicians have covered their asses...na common man this go affect badly
Celebrities / Re: Maje Ayida And Lola Omotayo Okoye's Throwback Photo. by FakoMaybach1: 12:33am On Mar 02, 2018
3 words...Lola was a hoe

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Travel / Re: TBS BRT Bus Station: First Time Experience During Rush Hour by FakoMaybach1: 7:33pm On Mar 01, 2018
when i attended "THE EXPERIENCE" the BRT people were flogging passengers...this irritated me and i left to enter danfo. BRT sometimes they behave like tyrants
Politics / Re: Breaking: Lagos, Kano Govts Agree On Economic Partnership by FakoMaybach1: 7:09pm On Mar 01, 2018
This one pass me o, what does Kano have to offer Lagos? ...Underage voting?

Lagos shud have done this with Abia, which is the leading state in Nigeria in terms of manufacturing, not Kano. To those saying Dangote refinery i shake my head for u, that is a private investment. Kano state govt has nothing to do with it...Did any Kebbi local invest in lagos before LAKE rice? and LAKE rice is a huge sucess.

Well both govt will gain something sha, lets watch and see what Lagos will gain...cus truly Itesiwaju eko lo je wa logun and Eko o ni baje
Politics / Re: Saraki Asks State Assemblies To Block Pension Of Ex Governors by FakoMaybach1: 11:29pm On Feb 28, 2018
i am sure Tinubu still collects Pension

But some people will turn a blind eye to that and chastise saraki

But hey Tinubu is a god to some people, he can do no wrong in their eyes. The chose to worship tinubu, who am i to judge?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Reno Omokri Reacts To Bambam And Teddy-A's Sex In The Toilet by FakoMaybach1: 2:59pm On Feb 28, 2018
A nigerian discovered an algorithm to find missing people...No one gave him one naira

A group of jobless youth go on tv and mess up their family names and they are celebrated, it is really dark in Nigeria..

To those nitwits saying we should face politicians, WE FACE THEM EVERYDAY!!!, we cannot face only politicians and watch our society erode

America has been encouraging black children to watch Black panther, cus the movie is quite educative, we are encouraging open sex and disgusting copulation

Well na dem saby

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TV/Movies / Re: 70 Comedy Shows That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by FakoMaybach1: 8:03am On Feb 27, 2018
i only watched Rent a ghost and Allo Allo replays...But to be honest those guys were so funny. I remember holding my nose to disappear like rent a ghost, lol....

Chief Zebudiah is still one of the funniest men i know, kudos to those legends abeg...they were the light that chased sadness away

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Politics / Re: Keyamo's Tweet In 2015 And 2019, Chibok Girls Vs Dapchi Girls by FakoMaybach1: 5:17pm On Feb 26, 2018
Keyamo has now sold his birthright for a broom, his name belongs to the pigs...he cannot rise above this shame

In GOT voice\
Shame
Shame
Shame
SHame

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Top 10 People Whose Names Gave Them Problems by FakoMaybach1: 3:50pm On Feb 26, 2018
Mohammadu Buhari...Sometime last yea a man called chinakwe named his dog Mohammdu Buhari nd he was arrested by the police...
Poor Chinawe has not been able to change the dogs name

The Dog in question has been stigmatized by other dogs because they thought he brought recession into the land, things were so hard that humans now ate meat and bone and nothing was left to the dogs....Mohammadu buhari died without mating a single b!tch in his hood

RIP BUHARI

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Politics / Re: Full Text Of What Atiku Said About Buhari Government, Killings & Restructuring by FakoMaybach1: 1:02am On Feb 26, 2018
I was vehemently against Atiku before, but he is slowly winning me to his side.

Many APC apologist say there is no option to Buhari, and sadly it is true, No man has come to bell the cat except Atiku

I will vote for Atiku and give him a 4 year test, if he fails well na to kick am out too

No matter what you call Atiku, he is not nepotistic or a tribal bigot like Buhari..we need a united Nigeria more than ever

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Religion / Re: You Can’t Distribute Condoms In School – Catholic Bishops by FakoMaybach1: 5:32pm On Feb 23, 2018
Kudos to the catholic clerics jare....To those of you saying rubbish about religion one of the reasons Hilary clinton did not win was because she was going to legalize abortion

The catholic church detests any anti life material being contraceptives, abortion or condoms....so they will surely fight it.

Glory to Jesus, Honor to Mary

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