The Nigerian army is a disgrace, Human rights and ethics is alien to them. From stealing money meant for ammunition to beating up civilians,
and killing innocent people in Asaba

The Nigerian army has been characterized with failure and wickedness, I will never help a soldier even if he/ she is dying (upon i have so much regard for human life, but since they feel they are gods, how will a mortal like me help a god), if i had my way sef, my taxes used to fund the army i will withdraw it, I dont see any defense they offer us as boko haram and fulani herdsmen run riot and sack cities.

I spit on the Nigerian Army and if you are related to me and you join the army i spit on you too, Until the army re-brands itself and starts showing commitment to respecting human lives and rights, i will never forgive them for all their atrocities.

Some day i will enter senate and i will keep sponsoring bills to reduce their funding and probably build robots to replace soldiers.

WE DONT NEED SOLDIERS, THEY ARE MORE HARM THAN GOOD

I am a tax practitioner, TIN is free but you have to endeavor to register before 6 months after your incorporation date, else you are fined 10,000 for the first month and 5000 every subsequent month.

It is wiser to use a tax consultant, cus due to the relationship they have with tax offices, such penalties are usually waived. The tax man has the authority to waive the penalty if he so chooses, don't let em tell you otherwise, i have enjoyed such waivers numerous times.

Be careful on claiming you just started business, the Tax man can access your bank and know if you have earned income, they even have the right to demand for your bank statements, through withholding taxes sef exposes people that claim to be nursery companies meanwhile they have earned income

Your tax consultant is like your doctor, tell him the whole unadultrated truth, i have had clients lie to me and it made me look really bad and caused unnecessary delays.

It pays to pay your tax, compliance is cheaper than remedial, i know you are asking what has Nigeria done for you?. But someday you will need Nigeria, either a loan, or a contract etc and then you will have to pay through your nose to get what you need, a stitch in time saves 9 ooooo

Hate him or Love him, Fayose is a great man.
He defeated APC 16 -0 in the election, He is the first and only southerner to stand up to fulani herdsmen, He banned them and clipped their wings
His four sons schooled in Nigeria, he is not tribal or nepotistic neither is he a hypocrite like Buhari.

I am not saying he must be president, but if 2019 boils down to Buhari, Atiku and Fayose, i am voting Fayose all the way and i will campaign for him, for i know oshokomole will not abandon the people when he gets to Aso rock

Fayose can win, conditionally he has my vote in 2019

Babachair wouldn't have been suspended if not for Buhari's illness.

Nothing will happen and this man will walk free, He claims to have gotten approval from the petroleum minister, being Buhari. I wonder how he got the approval, Buhari has been sick for more than 600 days and incapacitated for more than 100 days.

APC is just a lying scheming conniving parliament of baboons.

Every Nigerian Leader made mistakes, but never has it been that the country's unity is more threatened since 1967 than today.

GEJ stole, OBJ stole, hell even Yaradua stole, Abdulsalam, Abacha, IBB stole. But they carried they nation along, made everyone feel as part of the Nigerian project.

Buhari killed this nation with his 97% and 5% speech, and with his numerous economic woes and many failures

I say Buhari is the worst ass to sit in aso rock

Obasanjo was the greatest thief to enter Aso rock, a tyrant and a thief. The yorubas and their tribal bigotry will never say it out.

They accuse PDP of 16 years of waste but when asked to cite examples they stop at GEJ table/ tenure.

In all i heard of PDP steal the highest during GEJ was 2.1 billion dollars by dasuki, Obasanjo alone has stolen 16 billion dollars, Obasanjo was the man that introduced Ghana must go money into Nigerian politics, bribing Ararume and co for his third term bid. The man nearly turned our country to Zimbabwe, if not for chukwumerije, ayim pious and co that fought him to a stand still.

Yorubas will look the other way when it is their elders, Awolowo, Tinubu, Obasanjo, etc even though all these men were crooks, then they will expect you to bring your own sons make them kill. No way!!

Remembering my fights fill me with shame and remorse. In fights you dont win, it is a lose lose situation.
I keep praying God forgives me for my many fights, for i cant forgive myself

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Babalawos:
Yes to your two questions. I strongly believe you have a Christian background and you know how accurate Joseph dreams was and how he interpreted the dreams of others including Pharaoh that came to pass. Don't doubt dreams, they are messages from spirit.

Ogbe the first Odu (Apostle) of Orunmila never went to IFA school or serve any Babalawo to learn IFA. He learnt IFA through dreams and I know several Babalawos that learnt Ebo (sacrifice), medicines, charms preparations and strong incantations through dreams.

I always dream a snake bit me, the dream keeps re occurring, is it possible i died of snake bite in my past life?

And secondly how can i do a charm to have sex with a woman, not love portion o. after the sex if she chooses to stay fine if she wan go fine too

It hurts me so much, that the Fiscal and monetary irresponsibility of this government is not seen by Nigerians.

These guys are old, our children and grand children will end up suffering for this governments ineptitude.

IF CARE IS NOT TAKEN NIGERIA WILL END UP LIKE GREECE!!
They claim to be recovering billions yet, the borrowing increases, the taxes increases, the backyard borrowing increases.

I cant do anything but wail and keep my PVC, but by 2019 will it be too late to save my country?

I can confidently tell u that this scheme will fail and fail woefully.

The problem with the federal government is that they keep overlooking the stakeholders in every industry. They sit in their AC offices and bring up schemes that are not practical and will never fly through.

Why cant F.G engage small and medium audit firms like the way Lagos state government does with its TAMA, this will create jobs and with good incentives it will boost the governments tax base.

This scheme will only be targeting the south east, cus every negative thing of this Buhari govt is aimed at the south east

U for put price list and some pictures na, so that anybody wey search for see am. I just saw this via google

Igbos and pull him down syndrome. This is a governor that took a cue from the great Awolowo and took on free education, yet Rochas is a fraud

This is a governor that built schools round the total Local governments of Imo state; Yet Rochas na fraud
This is a governor that empowered 35 youths with one million naira each; yet rochas is a fraud

He revived ada palms, built new roads never seen before, built an international 5 star level conference center; Rochas is a fraud

He doesnt want keke, unlike fashola that will ban without care, or deport people back to their states he is giving cars (whether na brand new or na tokunbo car na car) ; Yet rochas na ogboni 419 etc

I can Bet 50,000 naira with anyone here on Nairaland that, ROCHAS IS THE ONLY IGBO MAN THAT CAN SMELL THAT PRESIDENCY SEAT
His rochas foundation school has been taking care of the less privileged in the north for a long time, he has a lot of Goodwill there. Politics is a game of numbers and the north has the numbers. u dont turn the tide by making noise and threatening everyone with biafra, u turn things around through strategic alliances. Rochas is not a kid in politics and he has contested presidency under PDP three times. Rochas is our highest sellable candidate for Igbo presidency, if we turn our backs on him now he will do the same to us

Tinubu is not perfect but the yorubas love him, Kwakwanso is not perfect but the hausas love him. Ndiigbo who una know , who una epp?

The advantage of dating a rich lady is numerous, some useless bills like recharge card or data subscription will not come in play.

Yes women want their man to provide, but dating a woman that makes her own money saves u from so much wahala. You wont hear things like honey my junior brothers school fees, or darling my textbook/handout money. A working class lady is fiercely independent and even when u give as a man, you are happy giving her cus no be everyday she dey collect.

I dated a lady that sent me an email telling me she is starving, i come dey wonder if i am now WHO or UNICEF that is doing humanitarian work. Abeg to the real men there, broke women are like broke men; Avoid them!!

This OP is just a thief and he/she is making up excuses to justify her money grubbing nature. 90% of the rich men she mentioned had a woman standing beside them before they became rich.

I love Americans for one thing they apply standards to both men and women, like chris brown said "I can make a broke bitch rich, but i dont Bleep with broke bitches" in his song loyal. American rich men dont marry poor women too, Jayz married beyonce when she was a millionaire, Kanye west left broke amber rose for a richer and sexier kim kardashian. Rich marries Rich. Indimi dropped his unknown girlfriend for Zahra Buhari.

If wealth makes men more handsome, then wealth too makes women more beautiful, if as a lady your net-worth is only your BSC degree and your smartphone, better respect yourself and find a man of equal standing, you cant be worth 30,000 and be looking for a man worth 30 billion; Orunmilla and Ngeneukwuewu will join and strike you dead.

One thing i tell men that have financial stability is this, "All women will insult you, make sure that the one u end up with has a SURNAME (Meaning either she is rich or her father is wealthy and influential). Dont end up with a nobody that u brushed up for na her insult go pain u pass

Dem don start again oo, using technology to fight Nature. Well Eko o ni baje, it will only get drowned. With all the flooding going on world wide some foolish people are testing the sea, i only pity the people that will spend millions to live there; they are only purchasing strife at a high cost

Are u on olx, or where is your shop located?

some Nairalanders especially those from the south west are very mischievous, This agreement was signed for 1 trillion or so by GEJ, GEJ paid 250 billion, what was required was for the money to be paid in installments.

The united nations advised every country to make provisions of 25% of their budget to education, but because the Yorubas voted a man who had no waec, a man who sees the building of 16 alimajiri schools and federal universities in every state as "Nothing to show"; That same man budgeted a paltry 300 billion for education, his kitchen plus aso rock budget is higher than that amount.

ASUU is not asking for the 800 billion to be paid at once, at least put something tangible down, if 300 billion is paid and ASUU is still striking then we know they are wrong.

The 800 billion is not on salaries alone; hell salary sef is not up to 40% of that money..capital expenditure for infrastructure is what makes up the bulk of the cash, ASUU is fighting for our children. But u come on Nairaland and yab ASUU. God who sees all will surely punish you.

two years down the line Buhari has not made any tangible investment in education, a man that believes women shud be in the kitchen and other room Woe unto the south-west Nigeria, for u have made ur heart a dwelling place of maggots

oluwayimika123:
And I'm looking at everybody saying he shld b rewardedplaced on his acct and he won't b able to use d acct again. Somebody may b saying he will abandon d acct Buh don't worry with d help of BVN, DAT can b extended to his oda accts with other banks and he will definitely b caught 1 day. Only if he is going to leave the shores of this country DAT is wen he can get away with d money.

No doubt, the teller DAT posted made a big mistake and he calling out d attention of Diamond bank to it is a laudable thing.

Oga no dey yarn Okpata, Honesty is a policy not a law, if he clears the money Nothing i mean Nothing can be done to him, if Diamond tries rubbish one million out of the 7 million will finish them in court.
They will only beg him and sack the staff that made the mistake, i have heard of a case of 11 million the man did not return it...There is no where in the Nigerian constitution that says u must return Mistake money, if na so police go arrest people wey pick money for ground.

Diamond bank shud at least give him like 100k for shopping, wahlahi if na me i no go return shi-shi and i will put legal documents in place so tey even the real owner sef go confuse...

MadCow1:



Eminem was the "Marshall Mathers LP".. The tracks you are asking of though are on the "The Slim Shady LP" which many people here only got after listening to Marshall Mathers LP.

50's get rich or die trying was also a hot seller.

Foxy Brown's album "ill Nana" album also sold very well.

Then Timberland and Magoo's "Under Construction" album.

Most guys didn't start bumping to Kanye West until Graduation Album dropped.



Dayuuum I don old.

Haba how can u say most guys didnt rock late registration, with mad songs like Jesus walks, i think Gold digger was there too im not soo sure.
Any Kings college boy that doesnt know that Timberland's Jam "Drop" abeg is that one KC boy? Under construction will win you any dance battle hands down. then busta ryhmes nko Dangerous, blow your horn. Omo me na semi Indomie generation sha. The problem i had then was that you couldnt get those albums easy, they will always mix up the songs. Like the remedies album had Belinda, Jeleousy and Shakomo, them come still add am Omode mets shere from Plantation boys, e don tey wey alaba boys don dey deal with music for naija

OP you forgot

Kanye west, Late registration

50 cent get rich or die trying

Tony Tetuilla My car

Eminem * cant remember the name, but it had My name is, Superman, Please stand up

Daddy showkey, also cant remember but it had Diana, somebody call my name, dadawa kin gbosallelel..lol dont know w what showkey sang there oooo

I earnestly pray to God that this is not an avenue to share the regional cake.

This is a small step for some men but a great leap from Ndigbo, i hope a framework is developed to emancipate the south east from brain drain, and bring home investments

To those of you saying Little finger will die i laugh at y'all in 47 languages. Little finger is also very smart. He knows who arya is and he knows what she can do. He set up that event and he is one step ahead all the time. He is also a skilled swords man, the fact that he lost to stark doesnt make him a sissy.

And he is the richest Lord there, no other lord get money reach LF. Sansa knows this thats why she keeps him around....Omo the suicide squad no go find am easy o, the Night king is unhappy with jon snow, snow killed his trusted commander and the Night king will come for snow personally, heads will roll and i have a feeling Bran will enter a dragon and try to help snow, but the night king will push bran out and take the dragon. It i gonna be Lit

I keep cursing anyone that blames Okonjo Iweala for the looting under GEJ. She was just like a company accountant, if the sales rep does not bring back sales receipt and cash what can accountant do?, if purchase manager decides not to buy raw materials but pocket the money what can accountant do?. Accountant was shouting to oga and board, "save for rainy day, but board said we are PDP we have umbrella, abeg what can accountant do?. Now one smello in Ogbomosho laden with tribal mark will say Okonjo mismanged the economy and all the looting happened under her. "Why didnt she resign? you ask, But i put it to you that quitting is never the answer, she couldnt beat them but at least she did not join them. She did her best and left the rest to God; and yes her best was good enough.

Only a vagabond and a ninny can blame Okonjo for GEJ' failure, Imagine with all the stealing and looting dollar was 180- 260, garri was 200 naira a paint, rice and other foodstuff was affordable and inflation rate was stable.

If you voted for Buhari you have wasted 4 years of your life because out of tribal sentiment you mortgaged the future of your children.

All the gains of the PDP has been lost, the anti corruption is now used as a tool for distraction...they have not secured a single conviction in 2 years. Telecom industry has lost a giant; Etisalat has gone. Security and Peace has flown outside the window Hell even the unity of the country s threatened. Something that wasnt even thought of during PDP.

Okonjo Iweala is still a National treasure and she deserves her statue to be erected, i will model my daughter to be like her ; a strong , intelligent, confident, competent, Original Afrcan queen.

For those of you still sticking with this 16+6 = 34 minister, you are on your own

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sheby is my money, my time and my energy. eh i am not complaining

make e start na, u go see say US is not as strong as they seem

This is a clear fact that the APC govt is a circus. Buhari is more interested in showboating than good governance.

Little wonder he has like 40 media aides, Govt of facelift, for lies and from deceit. APC fvcking nigeria in the assss since 2015. Bangderadang!!

The Nigerian Army is like a rotten fish, it stinks all the way to the gates of Valhalla. None of our soldiers will make it there, cus they have no honor

Discipline Zero: they molest citizens who pay your enumeration, Extrajudicial killings na their middle name; they messed up so bad that USA refused to sell weapons to us Because they know the army will use it on innocent civilians. Look at how the Nigerian Army bombed an IDP camp. Even The mushroom ones sent to NYSC camp are busy chasing girls
Truth Zero: The useless soldier compared the Nigerian Army to Knights, Knights stood by the truth; the Nigerian army has killed shekau 9 times, Technically defeated boko haram. The truth never comes from their mouth.
Bravery Zero: I remember when Boko haram used only 200 fighters to sack a military zone. Even Leonaidis of sparta couldnt achieve that, our soldiers are cowards thats why they try too hard to prove their ruggedity on the body of civilians.

A good friend of mine once said "If you are my brother and you join any of the Nigerian security apparatus, that day i seize to know you"
The Nigerian Army is a dance of shame, I dont even believe all the stories i hear of their gallantry at Liberia.

THE NIGERIAN ARMY NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE TO NIGERIANS ON ITS ROLE OF TRUNCATING DEMOCRACY, THEY ARE THE REAL ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE. obanjo,Ibb, david mark etc

Aura2:


kids

i have seen u na aunty gwe, gwe, gwe. Go to myspace or Hi5 thats where ur mates are.

Any Igbo man insulting Lauretta should be cursed, No yoruba man will insult Adeshina, instead they will beat around the bush and blame IPOB. This battle does not concern Igbos. We have a task on our table which is the Biafra referendum, we should focus on resolving that.

Tinunbu is a master mathematician and any Igbo man that allows Tinubu to use him is just suffering from chief folly. i dont blame charly boy he is a serial attention seeker even from the days of his youth, fighting his father publicly and all that braggadocio.

Ndi Igbo face the bigger picture biko i take God beg una, we did not vote for Buhari, Buhari does not care about us, that Igbos live or die is not Buharis bone of contention, He has called us 5%ers, this Biafra issue if we dont handle it well lives could be lost, and if we handle it well we could birth the greatest nation Africa has ever seen.

Let the Fulanis and their afonja slaves slug it out, as for me i will praise Lauretta she is doing her job, if it was me i will not say anything different; for he who pays the piper dictates the tune.

Saintp:
Black dominated nations are just waste of space. They can't just solve one simple problem. We will keep going back and forth, some are saying Biafra, some are saying one Nigeria. Why can't we kill this issue once and for all?

Why can't there be at least a non binding referendum to see where the majority falls. Everybody cannot love or hate the idea and this is where democracy comes in at least to see where the majority lies. If there was no referendum in Scotland, we would have been thinking that majority of people of Scotland wanted to leave the UK and it would still have been a lingering issue till today.

Black nations did not produce planes, ships, cars, technology that has helped solve some of the world's problem, why can't we for the first time in our lives solve a simple societal problem. Is this secession issue going to linger back and forth till thy kingdom come? Do black people have black brain?

My brother help me ask them, some nitwits here believe referendum equates war. How stupid can people be?
A simple vote that wont take a week will end this matter, Investors are skeptical cus no one want to put long term investment in a place stifled with chaos

I know facebook, if the person doesnt accept you, he or she will never see your message. But OP you are a wicked man and God go punish you, why did u not put the job on Nairaland, now slay mama don block u and u run to Nairaland for advice, in fact i will pray to God to punish u, wicked man. U for paste the job here and help real people ready to work, i paste jobs here to and it hurts me a lot that i havent helped anyone find a good job. But i know someday God will put me in a position to create thousands of Jobs and enrich families.

Op infact Go and hug transformer, that lady is dating davido she has 20 million for akant she does not need ur change, when u begin to paste jobs here then we can be friends