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Crime / Re: 7-Year-Old Girl Caught Watching Porn In Awka, Beaten With Electronic Cable by FakoMaybach1: 11:35pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
Rorachy: Oga what is electric cable made of? is it not rubber? cane is made of wood and wood is harder than rubber. Stop calling it electric cable as if it was plugged in and she was electrocuted haba!! Make una fear God na. I have never seen anyone beaten to death with rubber, i know what wood can do to a body especially if hit to the back of the head. The child watched Porn ho ha and evil spirit enter im body. that spirit has to be cast out old school style and things like koboko, belt 501 and iron hanger were used on us back then. so this child had it good make una stop this useless westernization that wont take us anywhere. every sin get lever, the flogging u give a child that steals meat from pot is different from the flogging u give a child that u caught molesting your goat |
Crime / Re: 7-Year-Old Girl Caught Watching Porn In Awka, Beaten With Electronic Cable by FakoMaybach1: 8:08pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
so somebody cannot flog his/her child without an idiot coming to post it on social media with a one sided cooked up story. How did u know the parents kept it carelessly aby did u keep it for them? God punish u OP for trying to destroy the fabric of our society. I was a kid once and i know children can be very mischievous and inquisitive. Doesnt she have homework to do, why is she watching movies when the parents are not around. So you expect them to treat her like an american and "Ground her" like an airplane. Well news flash we are not americans. My mama and papa whooped my ass so bad that a part of my nyash is Caucasian. and i thank em for it. If i am beating a child and i see someone with camera phone, wahlahi i will break that phone 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Upcoming Actors Now Pay 500k - 1mn To Nollywood Producers For Lead Roles by FakoMaybach1: 7:59pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
I wonder why some of you are hating, this is much better than MMM for these actors The girls get sugar daddy the boys get sugar mummy. Me i am not afraid to name names cus i am a name checker. Them chidi mokeme, jim iyke, Angela okorie got to greater heights through this part. Now directors have seen the power of nollywood and they have moneytised it, una come dey complain If i wanted to be a jigolo, i would pay the 500k; cus dem dey use money pursue money. If not for tv screen how on earth will mr eazy end up with an Otedola, when his ancestors are not crazy. I will start hustling my own one million, i must act soft porn/ romance. Hopefully one billionaire daughter go see me. Dem dey use suffer carry champions league? make una park well abeg 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: INEC To Now Conduct Local Government Elections – Senate by FakoMaybach1: 9:35am On Jul 26, 2017 |
Dino melaye has brought another great bill now nobody is hailing him I hate the hypocrisy of some Nigerians. Dino has sat up and it is favoring the whole Nigeria. Whatever made him sit up should continue abeg The senate under saraki is doing a good job, it is the best assembly so far. They are under the most pressure and they are trying to meet up to expectations 4 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hotel Jobs Around V.i,lekki,ajah by FakoMaybach1: 12:37am On Jul 26, 2017 |
vacancy exists for the positions of Admin and marketing officer The company which is into IT services is located at ikeja near St Leo's catholic church NYSC and IT students can apply, but the candidate should be residing at ikeja or environs Interested candidates should forward their CV to eziketoochkwu01 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by FakoMaybach1: 12:32am On Jul 26, 2017 |
vacancy exists for the positions of Admin and marketing officer The company which is into IT services is located at ikeja near St Leo's catholic church NYSC and IT students can apply, but the candidate should be residing at ikeja or environs Interested candidates should forward their CV to eziketoochkwu01@yahoo.com 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Farmers And Villagers Killed By Boko Haram In Borno (Photos) by FakoMaybach1: 9:21am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Jesus!!. this is so sad. i am really angry now. i think its time to go full war (if possible kill those that surrender sef) on these boko haram guys. i am fed up |
Politics / Re: Southern Kaduna Will Join Biafra If Nigeria Breaks Up – John Danfulani by FakoMaybach1: 8:59am On Jul 25, 2017 |
This is what i expect from people. Biafra is just a name, the ideology is emancipation from fulani hegemony and Lugard contraption. They are the true enemy of Nigeria's progress and the earlier we remove them with their afonja slaves/ minions the better. I wonder why someone will be comfortable as a second class citizen. Good work from southern Kaduna, there has to be a paradigm shift, their people cant afford to be used as lab rats anymore 22 Likes 3 Shares |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by FakoMaybach1: 11:59pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
nymphomaniac: If they write it that way then they have spoilt the movie, i was grossly disappointed when Brienne beat the hound. abeg face the truth, the mountain is not human. they have not brought forward any warrior that can match him. Except maybe his brother sandor that knows the viciousness and possibly weakness of the mountain. Face it, the mountain is freakishly strong, one punch from him will knock Brienne senseless. 4 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by FakoMaybach1: 10:13pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
My own question is who is going to face the mountain. I never see fighter wey go fit challenge that man oo. unless they make it that a dragon eats him, cus even wolf no go fit bring him down. How i wish Karl drogo still dey, or those thenns and that giant. then it will be a fair fight 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: North East: Nigerian Military Liberated Over 25 Towns During Jonathan by FakoMaybach1: 8:45pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Any one blaming GEJ for bokoharam capturing towns is just being mischievous. Its just like blaming Clinton for world trade centre bombings, or blaming Ambode for baddoo. GEJ did a decent job and it is good buhari is carrying it on. I only wish GEJ had dealt with corruption, he let his ministers run riot |
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Makes 305 Youth Millionaires by FakoMaybach1: 11:06am On Jul 23, 2017 |
One thin i am sure is that out of 305 of them at least 100 will use that money well. And that is a good thing. FOr those idiots saying he should have built factories, learn today that govt has no business doing business. what govt needs to do is create an enabling environment. Policies that favor business and rochas has taken a step further by providing capital. I agree it might be a scam, but rochas promised free education and he did it, so why shud he fail at this..this is better than Npower cus he is making them their own boss. This can lead to massive job creation |
Education / Re: WORST Waec Result 2017 Found By Us (Photo) by FakoMaybach1: 12:52pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Well i only came to check names, and i am not disappointed Code name : "Adekunle" Phylum : Sophisticated or El sophiticat Class: Afonja Physical traits : Brown roof, green soup body mass, Ofe mmanu eaters, Ugly and black Ideological disposition : Slave to fulani, Chest beating, Financial fraud and poor waec result. Conclusion ; No hope for them 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Re: 4 Popular Late Night Food You Need To Avoid Eating by FakoMaybach1: 5:31am On Jul 19, 2017 |
So this mad man wants me to stop taking pepper soup at 17:59 with my big stout. Op kuku come and kill me then |
Politics / Re: Lagos LG Poll: How Much Are You Willing To Sell Your Vote? by FakoMaybach1: 5:25am On Jul 19, 2017 |
Local govt in Nigeria is inconsequential. If you like vote Moses and Elijah the state governor go frustrate them |
Politics / Re: Again, Multiple Explosions Rock Maiduguri by FakoMaybach1: 5:20am On Jul 19, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Nigerians Should Say NO!! To (VAIDS) by FakoMaybach1: 12:03pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
trillville:Brother you are an intellectual. Your opposing argument is laced with finesse. But brother the govt has to earn my trust first before pushing for my money. If the squandered the little oil money why wont the squander this. You and i both know that oil cannot compete with efficient taxation. They have to take the first step and we will meet them halfway, let them reduce their salaries, declare their assets before they ask me to sacrifice more. This is a serious issue we need more contribution and other views to it 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: A Thread For Igbos Industrialization Expansion.... by FakoMaybach1: 3:48am On Jul 16, 2017 |
Develpeast: I disagree strongly with you brother. There is nothing like bad publicity, some people dont know this products are locally made. Like the cornflakes and crackers biscuits i haven't seen em before. @OP if you have more paste them, if you studied marketing you will know the power of advertising. There are some products here that even the biggest tribal bigot must purchase, a yoruba or hausa junkie that needs to drink his codeine to get high will not avoid that cough medicine wey i see there because na yamuri do am. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Should Say NO!! To (VAIDS) by FakoMaybach1: 3:32am On Jul 16, 2017 |
@mind44 make people see this and make their contributions |
Politics / Nigerians Should Say NO!! To (VAIDS) by FakoMaybach1: 3:28am On Jul 16, 2017 |
Many people are not familiar with this acronym. VAIDS is the Voluntary Assets and Income Declaration Scheme just launched by the federal government. The scheme is where u "Voluntarily" declare your assets and income and upon that you will be assessed and taxed. It was when the minister was explaining this scheme that she made the remark that beggars will be taxed. I know she was speaking figuratively but i don't care, let PDP have their day. When the former president Goodluck said stealing is not corruption (which is true according to Nigerian constitution) APC and the south west turned it into a fiasco. So yes what goes around comes around; APC will tax beggars. Though i kind of blame Davido for this development, you have an Ijebu man as your acting president yet you go about shouting 30 billion for akant; of course he will increase tax. Jokes aside this new scheme is going to be the proverbial "last straw that broke the camels back". Let me highlight the Ills of this new scheme below. The common man on the street will pay more It is no news to you and i that the rich do not pay tax: not that they don't pay at all but they use every legal means to pay as little as possible, this is not only peculiar to Nigeria even trump bragged that he has his ways of avoiding tax. so if this scheme is brought to light it is you and i that will bear the brunt. Many Nigerians are not aware of the tax implications of their actions, we want the best things in life, use two telephones, have big televisions and most time the average Nigerian spends more than he earns and lives above his means. This scheme will make sure that all other income accrued to individuals will be highly scrutinized and the common man will end up bearing the full brunt of this law/scheme. The money bet9ja gives u will be taxed, baba ijebu money will be taxed, you pastor and alfa/ imam will be taxed. If beggars wont escape this scheme then who are you? Nigeria has no moral right to tax its citizens more Ask not what your country can do for you, omo that one na long thing. Me i go ask. Who Nigeria Epp? We provide our own water, Lagos is forming mega city yet people still dig boreholes and water corporation is doing a very poor job We provide our own security ;- almost every estate/ street in the country pays security fee ranging from 500 naira to 1 million. If a robbery is going on and you call the police they will come quickly; that is quickly after the robbers are far gone.At ikorodu people defend themselves from baddoo. Fulani herdsmen are kings of the ring even taking over abuja airport road. Let me not even go to boko haram We provide our own power;- Fashols has convinced us without every reasonable doubt that power is rocket science. He has shown that a serious govt uses body language or body odor to increase power. Nigerians are left to the mercy of our Birla yamaha and Tiger generators. Generator fumes are Killing off families like the ones buried at port- hacourt. The Nigerian govt has effectively removed every subsidy existing. We pay for roads indirectly cus every fuel litre u buy a percentage goes for road maintenance, yet we pay toll at lekki. there is no palliative from the Nigerian (APC) govt to the common man maybe Npower sha Now after all these above we are still asked to "voluntarily" declare our earnings for more tax? you be the judge Nigeria has enough resources Countries that tax their citizens in this manner are countries that have little. Their people pay these taxes so that govt can run effectively. Nigeria is i think is the 6th largest oil producer in the world (abeg make una correct me if i am wrong i dont know everything) Each of the 36 states of Nigeria has one mineral resource or the other. Why should a country so richly blessed by God still try to impose more taxes on its citizens? . You be the judge of that. What is the guarantee that this new tax will not be squandered on Buhari's parking ticket and health bills?. You be the judge of that Kayode Fayemi the minister for solid mineral is as silent as a mouse. he started well but i am not hearing from him lately hope all is well. It will increase SARS harassment and other embarrassment For those of us that know what people passed through in the hands of TAMA agents during fashola's regime. you will agree with me that this VAIDS is looking similar to what Lagos state govt planned. Fashola even went as far as implementing television and radio tax. When his enforcers came to my area omo na beating dem collect go back. They can investigate the "Voluntary" declarations and individuals will be slammed with "Based on Judgement" assessment. they will be like "chai see as u fresh, bobo ur tax na 100k" Nigerians are complaining of the excesses of Federal special anti-robbery squad SARS, omo una neva see anything. once this scheme takes foot a policeman can just stop you ask you for evidence of tax compliance and then charge u with tax evasion. Nigeria as we know it is very good at spoiling foreign ideologies, take a look at our democracy and legislature. now tell me will this be any different? I know the government is talking diversification of revenue; Fancy word but this is not how to go about it. Corruption is our main problem, APC is just rustling the leaves and the root is strong. Like they told Jonathan in 2012 i also say to them Kill corruption and not Nigerians with tax. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Destabilizing Buhari's Government With FFK And Fayose ...Arewa Youths by FakoMaybach1: 6:16pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Na wa oo it is very quiet here, looks like class captain is writing names of noisemakers. Where is em Ngeneukwuewu and sarki with that Modath? I no fear to call am cus he has always shown his lopsided opinions Arewa don challenge Yoruba aby is Fayose not Omoluabi, or Fani no be Omoodua again? I never see this kind fear oo, chai 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Warning To All Employed People Applying For N-Power by FakoMaybach1: 9:15am On Jul 14, 2017 |
npowerng:Start monthly clearance, NySC does it and it is very effective. The Nigerian labor law states that every contract must be written, Npower has no written contract and your case will not fly in court. Stop being archaic this is 2017, open a monthly clearance platform where applicants can print clearance form and upload it there. once clearance is done before 28th of every month then payment is made. Oya how do u want to punish culprits na with police? una go go court tire, cus u have no case. Start monthly clearance now |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Warning To All Employed People Applying For N-Power by FakoMaybach1: 12:08am On Jul 14, 2017 |
It is Illegal for Npower to prosecute anyone for taking any job or for having a job and taking part of the program. It is not a crime to have two jobs, neither do i know any part of our constitution that stipulates punishment for absconding from work. Npower needs to up their game, Monthly clearance should be done like NYSC and if no clearance no pay QED. Stop making empty threats that are not constitutionally backed. When the president inaugurated this program it was as a social benefit, persecuting people and using police to harass the youth will only put the president in a bad light. Npower has to start monthly clearance, no clearance no pay. Corruption is fought with a system and not by Tigbuo Zogbuo. Threatening fire and brimstone when it is unconstitutional is just a waste of time and breath, even a charge and bail lawyer will get offenders off the hook. The terms and agreement of npower did not state that there is any criminal charge if the person absconds, the only place that has a clause is that they should resign if previously employed, but no penalty was added to that clause. @OP i know you are connected to Npower, start monthly clearance now it is not too late, this will curb absenteeism and truancy for the principals will not jeopardize their position. Honesty is the best policy yes thats true but it is just a policy, without a system to back it up it remains a theory 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Now On Nairaland: #NPowerNG, You Can Reach Us On Any Of These Platforms by FakoMaybach1: 10:43am On Jul 12, 2017 |
npowerng: That i where the problem is brother, i have gone to my LGA being Kosofe lagos. They refused to sign the letter. I was told to send the letter to you first before coming back to them. I agree with the point my focal person made, He said the most important thing is to stop the payment and that only you can do and not him. He told me that all they do is filing and even if i bring the letter there they can only file it. help me make this easier abeg my new job is demanding i dont have the time anymore to walk anyhow. If you can channel me to someone i can call and give my details so he/she can stop the payments then i am fine. weekdays are almost impossible for me to move around now unlike before. Please help me abeg |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Now On Nairaland: #NPowerNG, You Can Reach Us On Any Of These Platforms by FakoMaybach1: 9:55am On Jul 12, 2017 |
npowerng: Please i am a Lagos 2016 beneficiary of Npower i want to resign cus i have gotten a better job. Reaching the focal person is very difficult for me abeg how can i send my resignation letter and stop the payments |
Politics / Re: IPOB Releases List Of Its Delegates To Visit White House On July 21 To See Trump by FakoMaybach1: 8:45am On Jul 12, 2017 |
Naija zoo is falling down, falling down, falling down; Naija zoo is falling dear O dear Pvssy!! First they ridiculed, now they doubt, it is obvious the fear is in them that this people might leave oo. Subtle moves are made to beg because pride no allow em to, from Lalong claiming Igbos collected 70% of the states C of O to other subtle moves. Wake up and smell the coffee all ye Lower Animals, the Hyenas and Jackals are well placed they will survive in any weather, the Lion king is now a vegetable; no one is coming to save you!! |
Politics / Re: President Buhari: Is The Presidential Villa Cursed? By Bernard Balogun by FakoMaybach1: 4:30pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
See them ooo! Apc and shifting the goal post Because Osun people have given them two tablets of Panadol they want to spread propaganda that Aso rock is cursed. Na lie, if anything is cursed in Aso villa it is Buhari. Buhari is cursed with Arthritis, cursed with Parkinson disease, cursed with Alzheimer disease. Buhari needs to get well and go home QED There is nothing wrong with Aso villa, stella killed herself Who send am to go do tummy tuck? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Kwara Youths Threaten To Recall Saraki, Accuse Him Of Pursuing Personal Interest by FakoMaybach1: 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2017 |
Tinubu don play penalty enter throw-in. If na this faceless and nameless group of rug rats him wan use play saraki den the match will be worse than i anticipated. Saraki go so thrash am and this might backfire and make Dino go scot free. One thing i know about politicians is that they defend their own, as this group is threatening saraki the senate will come together and kill the recall process as they killed CCB tribunal 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Which Present State Governor Would You Like To Become Nigeria's Next President? by FakoMaybach1: 10:07am On Jul 02, 2017 |
Nigerians and "Pull him down syndrome" the thread asks u to nominate a governor for president and not criticize other peoples opinion without dropping your own. I tire for some people As for me let me give a little list 1. Peter Obi with Sanusi Lamido sanusi as vice 2. Ambode with Umahi as vice 3. Fayose but he needs a strong vice that can challenge him maybe Atiku abubakar then finally since i know Nigerians prefer hardship Aregbesola or Ajumobi with that benue state governor Ortom aby? 3 Likes |
Properties / Re: Buying Land From Omonile Or Estate Company, Which Is Better In The Long Run? by FakoMaybach1: 7:05pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
Abeg make una drop more contributions. this is a very serious issue 12 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Bishopric crisis: Mbaise Catholics say no to the Pope by FakoMaybach1: 10:39am On Jul 01, 2017 |
I write this with deep sorrow in my heart. 1. whatever made Mbaise people believe they have been marginalized (if such a word should enter the church) is what baffles and saddens me. 2. That Mbaise laity should support their priests in this dance of shame. are there no reasonable people in Mbaise? This is so painful and i am really saddened by this matter, i pray peace returns to that land; this case will forever weaken the church in Mbaise. it was a lose lose battle, no one came out better. May the gates of hell never prevail over the holy church. Amen 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Abians Throw Pure Water, Stones At T.A Orji At The Burial Of Dr. Elechi Nwaogbo by FakoMaybach1: 10:12am On Jul 01, 2017 |
This thread is incomplete. What happened to pictures or i dont believe it na haba! Nairalanders una dey fall my hand, i really want people to stone not only pure water but feces and urine on these polithiefcians. They are our true enemy. But if i dont see the video or pix i wont believe this....Journalism now has gone beyond beer parlor gist. Team pictures or i dont believe |
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