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Crime › Re: Navy Destroys 150 Illegal Refineries In Rivers, Akwa Ibom & Cross River by FakoMaybach1: 5:56pm On Jan 20, 2018
I saw one mumu justifying the destruction of these refineries by saying the fuel is bad for engines.

I wonder since when it is the job of Nigerian Navy to protect your car engine.

I am sure there is a sinister power in play, we dont have refineries, yet the small ones being built are destroyed, someday the truth will come out
Culture › Re: Ife Grand Resorts & Leisure, Osun: Built By Ooni Of Ife Ogunwusi On 252 Hectares by FakoMaybach1: 4:25pm On Jan 18, 2018
Well i have seen my holiday destination, best to save up now so that i can spend xmas there instead of traveling to the Village...God go provide bae wey i go carry go
Career › Re: ICAN Release The Result Of Nov 2017 Diet by FakoMaybach1: 1:25pm On Jan 18, 2018
shinningstar:
thank God i passed my ATAX,GLORY BE TO GOD
Please sir, i passed my foundation but i did not take the exemptions that i was given due to paucity of funds, can i pay now and get the exemptions and move to skills level?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Ranks The Second Worst Country In Electricity Supply In 2017 by FakoMaybach1: 4:43pm On Jan 17, 2018
Fashola should resign honorably, (even though there is no honor in failure)

Buhari is breaking all negative records, first man to take Nigeria into recession twice and blame predecessors, na Buhari

Second worst power supply in the world Buhari
Takes cows more than human life ...Buhari

Can it get worse than this?
Business › Re: FCMB Replies Customer Who Requested For Loan To Buy Sex Doll by FakoMaybach1: 4:39pm On Jan 17, 2018
earthsync:
so the only thing your mum had to offer was sex? undecided a lot of dumb people on nairaland
You are the dumb one, why bring his mum to this issue, he is having fun and you are taking it personal....na your type sex doll go replace cus you are rash temperamental and violent.

Even if his logic is flawed you feel the best way to correct him is to call out his mum, well you are mirroring how you take your mother if you can quickly insult other peoples mum, how do we know how u treat yours at home?

Well i will leave you, continue being harsh and cruel till Innoson begins to produce sex doll...na then you go know wetin you do yourself
Business › Re: FCMB Replies Customer Who Requested For Loan To Buy Sex Doll by FakoMaybach1: 4:34pm On Jan 17, 2018
sirfee:
Are you for real?
Yes na, so you dont know? I read a survey on it the other day, and come to think of it which other African country is as religious as Nigeria? our women are the most difficult to bed in Africa, aby u wan compare naija to kenya, south africa?
Business › Re: FCMB Replies Customer Who Requested For Loan To Buy Sex Doll by FakoMaybach1: 2:22pm On Jan 17, 2018
If that guy starts a brothel with the sex doll he will make a killing, infact he will enter forbes....Nigerian men are the most sexually starved men in Africa.

A smart bank shud partner with him in this runs, the opportunities are endless
Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Hotel, Hardley Apartments Lagos Taken Over By AMCON As He Laments by FakoMaybach1: 1:50pm On Jan 17, 2018
AS FOR ME I DONT CARE WHAT KANU DID, HE IS MY HERO...ATLANTA 1996 IS STILL IN MY HEAD, AMCON SHUD BE CAREFUL OR ELSE I GO NAKED CURSE THEM BY MIDNIGHT....THERE ARE WAYS THIS ISSUE CAN BE SOLVED INSTEAD OF SHUTTING PAPILLO DOWN.

LEAVE KANU ALONE AMCON, HE HAS CONTRIBUTED TO NIGERIA MORE THAN THE YEYE AMCON, PAPILLO HAS BEEN A MODEL CITIZEN FOR A VERY LONG TIME, NO SCANDALS AND HE HAS TOUCHED LIVES, ABEG FIND A MIDDLE GROUND BIKO
Romance › Re: 10 Memes On The Trending Sex Doll by FakoMaybach1: 12:31pm On Jan 17, 2018
i am sending out a desperate plea to all importers, please bring these sex dolls to Naija...infact bring back our girls

some of us are tired of the ladies with wahala and trauma, competition brings out the best in people, our society will be better for it

PS i am not threatened by male sex dolls at all cus we all know our women have wired themselves to always find a man to leech on, male sex dolls wont pay the bills na.
Politics › Re: Sanusi’s Claim That 800 Fulani Were Killed, A Lie – Taraba Govt, CAN by FakoMaybach1: 6:23am On Jan 17, 2018
NO be today i know say Sanusi has "NUMERICAL DIARRHEA" That man might be a good economist and a hard worker, but Sanusi Lamido Sanusi is an unrepentant tribal bigot, whom will stop at nothing to achieve full fulani Hegemony.
Nairaland General › Re: The Chibok Girls Issue. by FakoMaybach1: 6:20am On Jan 17, 2018
This ones don collect beta Pr!ck, no blame em
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Nigerians Always Ask This Dumb Questions. by FakoMaybach1: 6:19am On Jan 17, 2018
This OP is just petty, people ask such things to have an idea of the price of the item....their reasons are known to them.
Politics › Re: Name One Project President Buhari Initiated And Has Completed In Your State by FakoMaybach1: 5:11pm On Jan 16, 2018
GavelSlam:

Is that why his own party kicked its implementation?
It was the brainchild of the head of INEC.
You are funny...it wouldnt have cost GEJ any sweat to sack Jega so park well. I am talking of GEJ not PDP, it is very unfair to compare PDP with Buhari cus that wud be a landslide, so if PDP opposed a GEJ idea, it is their problem
Politics › Re: Name One Project President Buhari Initiated And Has Completed In Your State by FakoMaybach1: 4:36pm On Jan 16, 2018
I tire for Nigerians, for those calling out GEJ, Jonathan built Alimajiri schools in the North and completed em...GEJ mad sure that every state in Nigeria has a federal university, including sh!thole states like Kogi....GEJ also initiated cassava flour that made our bread cheaper. I was watching CNN and saw sudan or so going on riot because of bread, Nigerians dont know what GEJ did for them.

GEJ brought about free and fair election with technology, the only election better or at par with GEJ'S inec is the june 12 electoral body, BVN, TSA etc are GEJ's brain child. The international airport in Enugu and the renovation of our Airports also GEJ, entertainment industry revolution also GEJ if i continue listing my battery go die cus i no get light

GEJ's hosting of the confab sef alone is a huge project cus the recommendations of that confab wud have saved our country. i am hearing from some people that Npower was GEJ"s idea sef and i believe them.

Buhari has not even launched a single transformer, Fvck APC
Celebrities › Re: Tony Okoroji On 'One Man' Protest At Lagos Court (Photos) by FakoMaybach1:
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This one he is gingering for the judgement, seems it favors him. but our judiciary is a very hard nut to crack, hope he gets justice
Business › Re: Nigeria Attracted $6.8bn Investments In Nine Months – NBS by FakoMaybach1: 11:19am On Jan 15, 2018
i spit on Anambra state and Imo state, with all their so called "sense" they could not attract one dollar of investment to their states....so what of all the MOU that Obiano was signing up and down, or the visit to phillipines okorochange was doin?

Well i am not surprised to see Lagos, FCT, Akwa ibom and rivers, na Koi shock me pass..with that slowpoke bello as governor?
Family › Re: Ese Walter Ark Shares Her Postpartum Depression by FakoMaybach1: 10:53am On Jan 15, 2018
Many Nairalanders forget their sense before typing, those ones asking what of the father...if they were the father what will they do? how many of us men are trained to handle that post childbirth depression?

I have seen this cus it happened to my sister, her husband , my mum and myself were there...she had all the Love she needed, yet she went Loco . It reached a tipping point one night the baby had mucus and it affected his breathing, big sis started running on the streets of Lagos by 2:00 am in the morning!!, i pursue am tire.

She is over it now and second and third birth was easier...men i dont even know what to do if i come face to face with this situation, i just know when my wife gives birth i will triple my Love, care, attention, infact if she asks me for an elephant i go catch am come alive!!!

God bless all women especially mothers, you ladies are the greatest gift to man
Politics › Re: Explaining Trump’s Shithole Racism To Buhari’s Nigerians by FakoMaybach1: 9:40am On Jan 14, 2018
chizgold80:
You can find out for yourself in this video by MSNBC:

https://www.facebook.com/msnbc/videos/1902763759819867/hc_ref=ARQZTb7wm2hwq919KnvDLlZkauNhy1iCQlBhhE2L1onBBkkUg66JFRjHSlsugB5PuK4&pnref=story
Oga, i wont click that, if Trump said it then he said it...it wont change the fact that Africa and Nigeria is a hell hole

I am typing this without power supply, so when i get light maybe i will start seeing the good thing about Nigeria....
Politics › Re: Explaining Trump’s Shithole Racism To Buhari’s Nigerians by FakoMaybach1: 2:35am On Jan 14, 2018
Someone shud help me summarize the nonsense above by the OP

Is Nigeria not a shit hole?

And many people have said Trump did not say that, were u in the meeting? how did u know he said it...all these Nigerians wey carry democrats matter for head like gala, wake up and smell the coffee
Politics › Re: Man Blasts Maria Ude Nwachi, Shows Shocking Picture Of Bridge In Her Village by FakoMaybach1: 2:17pm On Jan 12, 2018
That Afikpo chick na fraud, the 5 million rochas gave her has been sunk into her house, she just gave like 30 people 10k each and ate the rest.
i wont be surprised if her father lives in a hut in Afikpo, a retired LovePeddler that went into politics....from one dirty job to another, can a human be worse?

No one is perfect, she should be more responsive to her people
NYSC › Re: NYSC Introduces Remita Pay Option As New Payment System For Corps Members by FakoMaybach1: 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2018
i dont remember paying a dime for NYSC oh...aby what payment is that for?
Celebrities › Re: DJ Paky: "AY Refused To Pay Me After AY Live Owerri Show" by FakoMaybach1: 12:11pm On Jan 12, 2018
This is very bad from AY, at least giving the guy a stipend is okay, telling the guy off like that is pure wickedness

Supporting these entertainers is a hard thing for me, many of them forget their humanity once they become rich, humility flies out of the window for them. Well i trust Karma, AY will soon face it and he will call on Nigerians for help and i will be here to remind him when he was wicked to a DJ from Owerri
Politics › Re: Babatunde Raji Fashola, San: The Federal Minister Of Power, Works And Housing : by FakoMaybach1: 7:45pm On Jan 11, 2018
op go and get ur PVC, APC must go
Christianity Etc › Re: Eighteen Things To Manifest In Nigeria Before 2018 Runs Out by FakoMaybach1: 7:45pm On Jan 11, 2018
la click la gaga shuffle
Politics › Re: If Buhari Must Go Do, You Have Your PVC? by FakoMaybach1: 7:36pm On Jan 11, 2018
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Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Northerner To Head NIA, Bypasses Next In Line by FakoMaybach1: 7:36pm On Jan 11, 2018
i am not surprised, i have started making waka to get my PVC so that that man go waka go daura...Team Back to Daura
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Promised 23 Million Votes For GEJ During 2015 Election by FakoMaybach1: 3:53pm On Jan 11, 2018
Neighbor have you blamed jonathan today?
Nairaland General › Re: See the Hottie Don Jazzy his crushing on in an unknown Location by FakoMaybach1: 2:56am On Jan 11, 2018
chai and pepper don finish for my house, edakun who knows that market?
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Failed The Nigerian People by FakoMaybach1: 2:42am On Jan 11, 2018
i will vote for buhari 2019, you cannot put Nigeria in a mess and get away with it. we go complete this suffering till the end of season 2. Person wey run him papa
Politics › Re: Malami Asks Court To Stop Senate Probe Of Maina’s Recall by FakoMaybach1: 3:02pm On Jan 08, 2018
If this is not evil, then i dont know evil...APC is evil

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